Wearing back ancient buns

The forceps were made temporarily when Lu Yuan went to the town, walking to the blacksmith's shop.

It didn't take much effort for the master to temporarily bend thick wire into the shape of forceps, so Lu Yuan just worked in the blacksmith's shop for a long time, and changed the forceps with coolies.

But after all, the baby's skull is still very soft, and using forceps is very risky. Lu Yuan used this thing in the first place to prepare for emergencies, and he didn't want to use it unless it was absolutely necessary.It's just that now Ah Mo suddenly fainted, and the baby couldn't come out without his exertion, and the conditions in ancient times didn't allow side cutting of the birth canal, so Lu Yuan had no choice but to choose this last move.

However, it was obviously too much for Su Huai to accept this method of delivery.

With sweaty palms, Lu Yuan quickly thought about whether it would be easier to persuade Su Huai or stun Su Huai, and then he said to Su Huai very seriously: "Come here and see for yourself, the birth canal is too narrow and the baby is stuck. We now have two choices, either cut the perineum with scissors, or use forceps to pull out the baby, you choose!"

When Lu Yuan was speaking, he lowered his voice slightly, retracted his wrist, and Su Huai who was pulling him also moved closer. The two of them were very close, very close.After Lu Yuan finished speaking, Su Huai hesitated for a moment, as if he was thinking about how to make a choice, but before his mind made a judgment, Lu Yuan had already made the decision for him.

thump—

Gathering all his strength, Lu Yuan slammed headfirst, the hardest part of the top of his head hit Su Huai's forehead directly, and then firmly elbowed Su Huai's lower abdomen.

"Hmm!" Su Huai was completely unprepared, caught off guard by Lu Yuan's attack, and collapsed on the edge of the kang.

"Both of you, hold Ah Mo and press the tiger's mouth hard!" Lu Yuan ordered, the forceps in his hands had already stretched the birth canal, and quickly clamped the child's cheeks.

"Xiaoyuan?!" Su Huai came over slowly, shouted, and wanted to grab Lu Yuan's hand again, but Lu Yuan turned his face and stared, surprisingly calm.

"Don't touch me! The forceps are clamped on the child's face, and if my hand trembles, there will be a hole! You should quickly find a way to wake up Ah Mo, if he doesn't cooperate, the child will not come out! And you two, don't be stupid, Continue to press the tiger's mouth!"

The calm and forceful voice didn't seem to come from Lu Yuan's thin body. Just by listening to that voice, one could feel the strength accumulated in the speaker's body.Whether the other three people in the room were willing or not, they also started to follow Lu Yuan's pace.It's just that they didn't know that Lu Yuan was just forced out of lust by Su Huai's fierce eyes.

You bastard Su Huai!Can you stop cursing me with that 'you're dead' look!Depend on!I really want to crush you to death with forceps!

Su Huai didn't know what method he used, and soon Ah Mo regained his senses, and with his encouragement, he continued to work hard.The process of Lu Yuan pulling the baby became easier and easier, and finally with the help of forceps, the baby came out smoothly.

After patting the baby's little butt lightly, a crisp cry sounded, and Lu Yuan suddenly had the urge to cry with joy.

This is the first time in my life that I helped a man deliver a baby!It's not fucking easy!

"The baby was born! Ah! The baby was born successfully!" Lu Yuan was incoherent in excitement, but he quickly cut the umbilical cord and washed the blood off the baby.The brother from where I was born also helped Ah Mo clean his body.Su Huai came over to help wrap the child up, and then hugged him in his arms, as if he was afraid of being spoiled by Lu Yuangu, and carefully checked whether the head was damaged.

After receiving Su Huai's blank stare, Lu Yuan's overjoyed heart instantly felt aggrieved.If I hadn't used forceps, the child might have had a difficult delivery!I still want to be guarded by you as a stupefied stunned person, why am I doing this!

Lu Yuan suddenly felt the frustration of being buried by ignorance, and stared at the tender scene where Su Huai gave the child to Wang Ama...

"Ah Wang, look, he is a brother."

After hugging her child, Wang Amo smiled softly: "Well, Doctor Su, thank you..."

Thanks!That God of Plague has done nothing but make trouble, and the child was delivered by me, Lu Yuan!Ah, you are blind...

Lu Yuan admitted that he was jealous, very jealous.

"There's also Xiaoyuan, I don't even know that Xiaoyuan can deliver babies..."

"Ah..." Wang Ah suddenly turned her gaze around, Lu Yuan was stunned for a moment, and then blushed unexpectedly.I don't know how many obstetrics and gynecological surgeries I've had, and I don't know how many times I've heard thanks. Lu Yuan doesn't know why, Wang Ah's words seem to carry extra weight, and it makes my heart feel a little sour.

"Hehe... as long as the mother and child are safe!" Lu Yuan scratched his head in embarrassment, and laughed.

"What stupid talk! What mother and child are safe!" Su Huai shouted coldly, and Lu Yuan realized that he had said something wrong. Of course, the people here don't understand what "mother and child" are, and they muttered in their hearts, "I don't know who is stupid", The arm was already grabbed by Su Huai.

"Second brother, hurry up and get some food for your aunt! Wang aunt, rest well, I'll call brother Wang in." Su Huai confessed a few more words, and dragged Lu Yuan out of the house.The head of the Wang family and his elder brother had been walking around the door in a hurry, and when they saw the two coming out, they immediately gathered around and asked.

"It's a brother, you go in and have a look!" Su Huai patted the shoulder of the eldest brother of the Wang family soothingly, his voice was surprisingly soft, and his expression was also gentle like Lu Yuan had never seen before.

The two men were really anxious, they rushed in after a hasty thank you, Su Huai shook his head, Lu Yuan vaguely felt that he seemed to find a smile on his face.

"Little round."

"Ah?" When he realized that he was stupefied looking at Su Huai, Su Huai had already stared straight at Lu Yuan. The warm expression just now had no time to restrain, and it still looked very harmonious.

I'm not used to it!

Lu Yuan thought that the God of Plague would probably say something cruel to him about not being allowed to deliver the baby next time, and continue to use his ignorance to delay his future... But he didn't want Su Huai's big hand to slowly attach to his shoulder.

"Although your method is very weird, very risky, and very ignorant, I have to admit that it is very effective."

"What do you mean! If you want to be sarcastic, just say it! Do you think I'm crazy, and I'm never allowed to touch patients again? Do you think that your medical skills are the only ones in the world that are correct? Do you..."

"You did very well."

"What's so good! Do you think I'm... huh? You mean..." Lu Yuan suddenly woke up from the excitement, blinked, and murmured: "Brother Su... you are not praising me, are you? ?”

"..."

"That...you listen again! I didn't catch it just now! Really!"

"..."

"Brother Su! I only heard one good word, will you lose a piece of meat if you repeat it?"

"..."

"Brother Su! Su..." I don't know if it was the lack of oxygen, but Lu Yuan's eyes suddenly flickered, and there was a buzzing in his head.

"Xiaoyuan?" Su Huai's voice raised slightly, and he stretched out his hand to catch the crooked Lu Yuan, his brows twitched suddenly.

"Hehe..." Lu Yuan raised his hand to support his forehead, his face was a little ugly, most of his body weight was supported by Su Huai's arms, but he was still a little dazed and sneered, "It's strange... why is it so dizzy all of a sudden? ah……"

Su Huai's gaze sank slightly, he sighed slightly, and slowly tightened his arms. Lu Yuan just leaned against his arms like this, and fell asleep unknowingly because he was too tired.

This kid can really hold on.

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[Wonderful Little Theater, Foam on April Fool's Day] <Su Huai's Wife's Diary> (Lei, reverse cp, mutual attack, childbirth, enter with caution)

The thirteenth day of the twelfth lunar month

The weather is bad, so I don't go to the doctor, and I eat buns.

fourteen yin of the twelfth lunar month

The weather is bad, so I don't go to the doctor, and I eat buns.

the fifteenth day of the twelfth lunar month

The weather is good, visit the doctor, eat buns.

sixteen sunny days of the twelfth lunar month

The weather is good, no doctor, gnawing buns.

The nineteenth snowfall of the twelfth lunar month

The weather was bad, I went to the doctor, and I picked up "big trouble", so I didn't have time to eat buns.

(Big characters highlighted) Never go out again when the weather is bad.

Twelfth lunar month is sunny

In a good mood, make porridge for "trouble" and eat buns.

Sunny on the 21st of the twelfth lunar month

I'm in a bad mood and can't eat buns.

Make porridge for "Trouble", put an extra handful of green onions, watch "Trouble" pick out the onions, scold him, and go to the kitchen to eat buns.

Sunny on the 22st of the twelfth lunar month

I'm in a good mood and don't want to eat buns.

I found that "Trouble" doesn't like to eat green onions, so I put two handfuls more green onions in the porridge and ate an extra steamed bun.

The 24th of the twelfth lunar month is cloudy

Had a big fight with "Trouble", lost popularity, drank porridge by myself, found that there were too many green onions, and it was unpalatable.

I went to eat the buns and found that the buns were also unpalatable.

……

Sunny at the beginning of March

I am in a bad mood, looking for "trouble" everywhere, forcing him to eat buns, and I am in a good mood.

clear on March [-]th

I drank too much, I don't want to eat buns...

gnawing on "trouble"

March sixteenth cloudy

"Trouble" ran away, chased "Trouble", gnawed trouble.

sunny March [-]

gnawing on "trouble"

Sunny on March [-]

gnawing on "trouble"

fine on March [-]

gnawing on "trouble"

……

May twenty-first cloudy

"Trouble" fat

Sunny on the first day of October

"trouble" happened

Sunny on the second day of October

In a bad mood, gnaw on "trouble"

sunny in early october

In a bad mood, gnaw on "trouble"

sunny in early october

In a bad mood, gnaw on "trouble"

sunny in early october

Suddenly felt that the little bun was very cute, and immediately gnawed on "Trouble" when I returned to the house (make another one)

Thirty Snows of the Twelfth Lunar Month

I found myself fat and stopped eating buns

four sunny days in the first lunar month

Nausea

twenty sunny first month

I am annoyed when I see people, I don’t want to eat buns, and I don’t want to eat “trouble”

Sunny in early January

"Trouble" suddenly changed his temperament, cook for me

sunny in March

I found myself getting fatter and in a bad mood, so I kicked the half-eaten "Trouble" out of bed, and "Trouble" cooked for me.

I found that my waist was thicker, I went for a run, was stopped by "Trouble", and had a big fight, "Trouble" got angry, had no food to eat, ignored him, and continued to eat buns.

"Trouble" ran back, snatched the bun, and obediently cooked for me.

Sunny in early May

My waist is getting thicker and thicker, "Trouble" looks at me more and more numb, I want to chew on "Trouble", "Trouble" touches my stomach, I am in a bad mood, kick down and sleep by myself.

twenty-three sunny days in may

I found that I was getting fatter, I was in a bad mood, I stopped writing a diary, I gnawed on "trouble", was rejected, and my mood got worse, I gnawed on buns.

……

Seventh day of October

His grandma's, I'm pregnant!

I ate twenty buns.

eight sunny days in early october

"Trouble" asked me if I loved him.If you want to kick someone, it's inconvenient if your stomach is too big.

Grandma's, eat buns.

Nine sunny days in early October

After "Trouble" told me that he loved me a hundred times, he wanted to gag his mouth directly, and his stomach pressed against him.

Grandma's, eat buns.

sunny in early october

gave birth.

Damn, it hurts me so much, I get angry when I see "trouble", and I kick it directly.

october eleven sunny

I drink chicken soup, and "trouble" has nothing to eat.

sunny in october

"Trouble" rubbed my legs for a good job, and rewarded him for eating buns.

sunny on thirteenth october

On a doctor's visit, "Trouble" took care of the child. When he returned home, he was suddenly in a good mood. He made a meal for "Trouble", and specially added three handfuls of green onions.

fine on october [-]

Under the urgency of "Trouble", resume gnawing on "Trouble"

From October [-]th to the fifth day of the twelfth lunar month, eat "trouble" every day

sunny in early march

His grandma's, I'm pregnant again! ! ! ! !

(That this episode is irresponsible, it does not affect the plot and does not participate in the character of the characters ~ Xiaobai Datong, please do not take it seriously ~)