Wearing back ancient buns

Lu Yuan found himself lying among a pile of snakes, a giant python wrapped around him tightly, his chest was stuffy and painful, and he couldn't breathe well.The boa constrictor spit out blood-red letters and rubbed against his face. The snake's head got closer and closer until it met the boa constrictor's straight eyeballs. Lu Yuan actually heard the python speak.

"Lu Yuan, you're pregnant."

Lu Yuan was shocked when he heard it, and then lowered his head, his stomach swelled up as if it was filled with air. In a panic, he heard the giant python whispering in his ear: "Is it alive? Is it alive?" As soon as he turned around, it was Su Huai who held a forceps towards him and stretched it towards him...

"what!"

With an exclamation, Lu Yuan sat up straight from the bed. The familiar furnishings in front of him were Su Huai's room. He lowered his head and touched his flat belly, and Lu Yuan breathed a sigh of relief.

It turned out to be a nightmare...

When he came back to his senses, Lu Yuan realized that someone was pulling his left hand, and he slowly turned his head. Su Huai was looking at him with a very strange look with his wrist veins.Those eyes, no matter how they look, they look like that python...

Have you woken up from this dream?

"Hmm..." Lu Yuan snorted like a dreamer, rolled his eyes, fell back on the bed, and fell asleep lightly.

Closing his eyes, Lu Yuan's brain started to work rapidly.

How to do?

Wang Ah's matter has been settled, but the conflict between himself and Su Huai has not yet been resolved.It was him who lost his temper first, then left, and he threatened never to come back. In this situation, it would be embarrassing for him to face Su Huai directly!

Reluctant to leave, unable to lose face, left in a fit of anger, with nowhere to go... Lu Yuan felt that it would be easier to pretend to be asleep first.

Pretending to be asleep is easy, as long as your eyes don't move, your breathing doesn't get messy, your movements are natural, and the most important thing is that you can hold back your screams when someone squeezes your wrist hard...

"Hmm... let go!" Lu Yuan suddenly opened his eyes and shook his hand fiercely.

Su Huai, you bastard!Squeeze me to death!

"Stop pretending?" Su Huai let go of his hand, raised his eyebrows and looked at Lu Yuan. Lu Yuan had an illusion for a moment, did he just smile?

"Take care of the officers and soldiers who arrest you, one or two. Wang Amo gave birth to a baby and gave you 980 Wen, all of which will be paid to you. I don't care about the food expenses these days, and you still owe me [-] Wen coins. Before you pay it off, you Don't even think about running away." After Su Huai finished speaking expressionlessly, he got up and went out: "Clean up and come out. It's Chinese New Year, and there's not a lot of work to do!"

"Brother Su..."

Although this guy's tone was not kind, even though this guy was calculating, even though this guy had a bit of a bad temper... Lu Yuan breathed a sigh of relief.

Anyway, he was taken in again.Although after a long time, when Lu Yuan realized that something was wrong, he had no way to escape, but——that's all for later.

Although the whole twelfth lunar month is busy with "annual affairs", the closer to the end of the year, there are still more and more things to prepare.

On the thirteenth day, offering sacrifices to the Stove Heaven, on twenty-fourth writing couplets, on twenty-five making tofu, on twenty-six cutting meat, on twenty-seven slaughtering roosters, on twenty-eight white-faced hair, on twenty-nine postings, on thirty nights staying up all night... Suhuai was busy from morning to night every day, In addition to the step-by-step preparation of "Nian Shi", pickled cabbage, brewed miso, and cleaning, there was another task - to wipe the clumsy Lu Yuan's ass.Of course, after this incident lasted for three days, it ended with Su Huai sending Lu Yuan back to the house to have a good rest.

On the morning of the New Year's Eve, Lu Yuan didn't get up until the sun was high again. For some reason, he became lethargic and tired easily. Yesterday he just helped Su Huai feed a pig, and he felt dizzy when he straightened up. fainted.It seems that this body really needs to be exercised!

After packing up and going out, Su Huai was busy in the kitchen for some reason. The whole yard had a new look after a few days of busy work. The doors and windows were pasted with fiery red hanging money, coupled with couplets written in black and red paper, it looked beaming.A string of red lanterns is hung, swaying with the wind, filled with New Year's celebration everywhere.

Lu Yuan was bathed in the warm sunlight, he was in a good mood for a while, and began to stretch his waist, kick his legs, and recall the boxing technique he had learned before.

Hmm... What kind of action is preparing to fight?Straight punch... hook punch... swing punch...

"What is this for?" The outstretched fist was wrapped in a big palm, and when Lu Yuan raised his head, he met Su Huai's displeased eyes.

God of Plague, it's not good to have so much free time to do something, just come to hinder me!Didn’t it just kick the jar of stuffed pickles during that run, accidentally stepped on your vegetable patch during a walk, twisted your waist while doing stretching exercises a few days ago, and asked you to rub it for me for several days...

"Staying like this all day, my body is getting weaker and weaker, and I feel dizzy at every turn! I just thought, I'm going to exercise, hehe...Brother Su, what do you think of my set of punches?" Lu Yuan laughed mockingly. , was about to withdraw his hand to make a posture, but for some reason, his feet softened and he fell sideways. Su Huai stretched out his hand and failed to catch it. He only heard a slap, and he sat on the ground.

"Hmm..." Lu Yuan's face immediately wrinkled together, and he pressed his hands on his waist at that time, moaning for a long time, and took several breaths.Su Huai asked several times, "What's wrong with you?" but didn't have time to answer. When he calmed down a little and raised his head, Su Huai actually bent down and hugged him up all at once.

"Brother Su! You...you put me down! Put me down quickly!" As soon as his mind was confused, his body vacated, and Lu Yuan forgot the pain. The base of the ear is hot.

"Shut up!" Su Huai hugged Lu Yuan into the room without any explanation, and put him directly on the bed, feeling his pulse and pressing his stomach.

"Brother Su, what are you doing... I'm not sick..."

"Does it hurt?"

"Of course it doesn't hurt anymore, I fell on my butt, what's wrong with my stomach!"

"Then what were you doing pressing your stomach just now?"

"I... I was just thinking that my legs were weak early in the morning, whether I was hungry..."

Lu Yuan didn't know if he had said something wrong, the atmosphere in the room was frighteningly depressed for a moment.

"That...Brother Su? I'm fine, can I come down?" Lu Yuanxin said cautiously, you are a Su freak, hurry up and do what you need to do!

Su Huai looked at Lu Yuan with a heavy gaze, which made Lu Yuan feel a little uneasy. In addition, his butt hurt from falling, and he couldn't sit still on the bed. After rubbing for a long time, Su Huai finally spoke.

"Madoka, there is something I think it's better for you to know."

Blinking, Lu Yuan asked, "What's the matter?"

"You..." Su Huai's eyes lingered on Lu Yuan, and his voice became deeper and deeper: "You should have..."

"Have?"

"Have……"

"Wait...Brother Su! Do you smell anything?" Lu Yuan wrinkled his nose. He really didn't want to interrupt Su Huai, but the smell really choked his nose.

As soon as the words fell, Su Huai's face became even more serious. Lu Yuan only heard him say "pork" and saw a flash in front of his eyes. Su Huai turned around and rushed out in a hurry.

Looking at the back in a daze, Lu Yuan suddenly remembered that Su Huai seemed to have something to say to him just now.

"You should have..."

What's there?

After thinking for a long time, Lu Yuan finally shook his head in frustration. It was still too difficult for him to understand Su Huai's thinking circuit.

For the rest of the day, Lu Yuan spent most of the time in weaving baskets.Su Huai in the kitchen absolutely forbids him to make trouble. Now because of a fall, he is not allowed to go to the yard. Fortunately, he has learned how to weave baskets in Wang's house, otherwise Lu Yuan would really be suffocated to death.

Looking at his hand with the small wound, and at the half-woven bamboo basket, Lu Yuan felt that it was basically impossible to save money to buy a sheep with this method, and now he still owed Su Huai a lot of money. 980 coins...

"Xiaoyuan, come here and watch the ignition!" Su Huai's figure suddenly appeared at the door while he was worrying, and while wiping his hands with a rag, he said anxiously: "The children of Wang Amo's family don't eat well, I'll go and take a look ,be right back!"

"Ah Wang, still feed rice soup?" Lu Yuan immediately dropped the bamboo basket, rushed to Su Huai, tripped, and was supported by Su Huai with a dark face. Before Su Huai had time to reprimand, Lu Yuan rushed to speak: "I also need to go!"

As soon as the words came out of his mouth, Lu Yuan already regretted it, because he should have expected Su Huai's answer.

"no!"

really……

"Then you tell Ah Mo that the rice soup for the baby should be simmered slowly until the rice is all cooked and rotten, and the top layer of the rice soup that is glowing with oil and water will be slightly better in nutrition! The baby doesn't want to eat it. You can add a little acacia honey."

While Lu Yuan was talking, Su Huai had already wrapped the apron around him, and opened his fingers holding his clothes one by one, but when he saw the blisters and scars on his fingers, his movements were a little gentler.

"I'm leaving." After leaving this sentence, no matter how resentful the eyes of the person behind him were, Su Huai left simply.

Lu Yuan didn't enter the kitchen reluctantly until Baba saw Su Huai's figure disappearing outside the gate. Rice cakes and jujube steamed buns were steaming on the stove, and there was still unfinished dough on the chopping board.There are also freshly processed fish and live dumpling stuffing.

Lu Yuan suddenly realized that he had been living in someone's house and was lazy to eat. Lu Yuan was a little embarrassed. He glanced at the white noodles, and Lu Yuan suddenly had a flash of inspiration. After cleaning his hands, he began to knead the noodles.

I remember when I was young, every Chinese New Year, my grandma’s house would make some bunnies out of noodles, and the little hedgehogs would steam them for food. It just so happened that there were also jujube and red bean paste stuffing here. ?

Just do it, Lu Yuan rolled up his sleeves, kneading dough, stuffing, and shaping.Use mung beans and red beans as eyes, and cut out the spines of the hedgehog with scissors. After a lot of hard work, they are finally steamed in the pot.

Lu Yuan wiped the sweat from his forehead, and knelt down to add firewood to the stove. The iron clip for holding firewood is really handy, so he won't be afraid of being touched by sparks. Su Huai is quite smart!

Lu Yuan was working hard, suddenly his movements froze, his eyes fixed on the iron clip, his lips trembled for a long time, but he didn't say anything.

This... this... is clearly my forceps!

Su Huai, you fucking bastard!