Xiaoman Rongrong
Chapter 11
"Hi sir, I'm Su Xiaoman, a salesman from Le Tao Tao Kitchen Supplies Company..."
"Don't be so lifeless, laugh, like me, laugh like this."
"Is that so?" Su Xiaoman's eyes widened, showing a row of white teeth.
"Don't laugh like a zombie!"
"Then like this?" Su Xiaoman grinned his mouth to the widest angle: "Do you want to wear that kind of lipstick that looks like a clown?"
"Give it a try if you're not afraid of scaring your clients to death."
"It's so annoying, I don't practice anymore, I can't do this, I can't do that, buy it or not, why do you make me look like a joke." Su Xiaoman fell on the sofa, took the cup and gulped water, all After practicing all night, Tang Rong is still very picky, what do you want?
"How can you make clients like you if you don't practice? You look so unlucky, just like a loan shark."
"You think I'm unlucky now? Why didn't you find someone long and happy?" Su Xiaoman gave Tang Rong a blank look: "You have beauties chasing you all over the world, why do you commit yourself to me, a loan shark?"
"You want to quarrel again, don't you?" Tang Rong sat down beside Su Xiaoman, and slapped him on the nose: "I'll give you a ten-minute rest. After ten minutes, continue to recite your sales pitch and introduce all the products. Once again, you are not allowed to read the manuscript."
"...It's hard!"
Tang Rong asked loudly, "Do you want to make money or starve to death?"
"I want to make money..." Su Xiaoman desperately picked up the advertisement that was thrown aside: "Oh, I regret that I never memorized the text properly when I was studying, and now my memorization ability has deteriorated."
"This is the so-called young man who doesn't work hard, grows up to be a male prostitute, and regrets are useless."
Su Xiaoman's eyes lit up, and he looked at Tang Rong provocatively: "Ha! Yes, I can still be a male prostitute!"
"Forget it, as long as you are the one, I will buy it."
"Hey! Don't make any personal attacks. I'm also a sunny handsome guy. What kind of guy is this?"
"Being a male prostitute also requires physical strength. Don't think that you can just lie there like a dead fish and wait to collect money."
"Why do I look like a dead fish? Does a dead fish make you so excited every time?"
"You're not done yet!" Tang Rong rolled up the newspaper and knocked on Su Xiaoman: "Be serious, memorize it for me."
"...just kidding, why are you so serious, never heard that life needs laughter."
"If you go on like this, you won't be able to laugh soon. Would you like me to show you the bill?"
"Okay, okay, I'll just memorize it." Su Xiaoman made a face at Tang Rong, grabbed the information, and buried his head in reading.
Tang Rong stared quietly at Su Xiaoman's side face, listening to him repeating a few words in a low voice from time to time, and felt warm in his heart.
This is the happiness he pursues. Although he has to worry about his livelihood and quarrels occasionally, hope will always be the main theme. After the quarrel, they continue to work hard for each other.
The next day, Su Xiaoman went back to the company to pick up his things, and proceeded to the nearby residential area as usual. The management of the residential area is very strict now, and every time he goes in, Su Xiaoman has to use all his strength, just like a thief.
"Hello, I'm Su Xiaoman, a salesman from Letaotao Kitchen Supplies Company. Our products..." Knocking on the first door, Su Xiaoman raised the eyebrows who was trained by Tang Rong last night, "very affinity", With a smile of "I can't bear to refuse", I started to introduce myself. The people inside did not slam the door, but they didn't respond.
After Su Xiaoman finished speaking and handed over the business card, he realized that the other party's eyes seemed a little too hot. Hey, why does this beauty look so familiar...
"Su Xiaoman! You're kidding me! How do you know I live here?" Ji Ting opened the anti-theft door and dragged Su Xiaoman, who didn't know why, into the room. Being robbed of money and sex.
God, he was joking when he said that he was a male prostitute yesterday, so there is no need to post it like this, just come right away!
Ji Ting was so happy that the flowers and branches trembled, Su Xiaoman looked more and more familiar when he was terrified, and a vague impression appeared in his mind.
This seems to be his junior high school classmate, what is it called chicken leg or chicken head?
"Did you come here to see me on purpose? Why are you dressed like a minor and carrying a schoolbag?"
"Miss, what's your last name?" Su Xiaoman asked sincerely.
Ji Ting looked at Su Xiaoman for a long time, her expression suddenly changed, and she became hideous: "You still play!"
"I didn't play, I really don't remember, may I ask, are you my classmate?"
"You don't remember why I came to my house!"
"I... I'm here to sell things. Didn't you listen to me when I introduced myself just now?"
Ji Ting's complexion was like a paint plate, reincarnated for a week with all kinds of colors, and asked suspiciously: "You are Su Xiaoman, right?"
"I am... ah! I remember, your name is Ji Ting! You are the girl who always used watercolor pens to draw things on my school uniform!"
This time it was Ji Ting's turn to be speechless.
"Oh, so you're a salesman now?"
After the two of them sat down, Ji Ting listened to Su Xiaoman's generalization, but of course the part about him being kicked out of the house because he was gay was automatically and consciously ignored.
"Yeah, I want to earn money by myself now, and I don't ask my family for it anymore."
"It's amazing." Ji Ting admired, she still remembers that Su Xiaoman used to be a young master who was dragged to death, always spending money to ask others to run errands for him, so she couldn't help but want to bully him, bully him, and scare him prestige.
"It's okay, it's okay." Su Xiaoman was very humble.
"That's all right, if you sell something, I'll take care of my old classmates."
"They are all very practical kitchen items. Do you usually cook by yourself?"
"No, my husband is off."
Su Xiaoman gasped: "You are married!"
"Nonsense, my mother is so beautiful, can't she get married?"
"...Uh, she is very beautiful."
"Hey, what about you? Are you married? Have a girlfriend?"
"...It's over."
"It's over, it's over, it's not over, it's not over, what kind of thing is it over."
"It's over." Su Xiaoman recalled the conversation with Tang Rong about marriage that day, hey, the feeling of declaring that he is a married man is actually not bad.
"Congratulations, I thought no one would marry you." Ji Ting said, fiddling with the samples that Su Xiaoman put on the coffee table, and suddenly clapped her hands: "You provide demonstrations for these things." right?"
"correct."
"That's just right! My husband asked me to peel potatoes. I just painted my nails and don't want to mess with them. How about I buy you this potato slicer, so you can peel them for me."
"Ah?" Su Xiaoman stared, is this okay?
However, if you have a business, you can just peel it. Anyway, peeling potatoes is not difficult.
Fifteen minutes later.
"Ji Ting, it's done! I put the potato slicer on the stove for you, ten yuan, please."
Ji Ting put down the TV remote control and gave the money to Su Xiaoman: "Thanks."
"No thanks, do you want something else? This mini egg steamer is very interesting, do you want to buy one?"
Ji Ting thought for a while: "Okay, it's rare to see you once, how much is it?"
"thirty."
"Give."
Su Xiaoman accepted the money happily, Ji Ting walked gracefully to the kitchen, and then let out a scream.
"What's wrong!" Su Xiaoman hurried over.
"Su Xiaoman! Is this the potato you peeled?"
"Yeah, it's very clean. I've repeatedly shaved it many times to ensure that nothing slipped through the net."
"You peeled off half of the potatoes, of course there is no fish that slipped through the net!"
"..."
"Oh my god! If it's the effect, I might as well eat the skin! Have you ever peeled a potato?"
Su Xiaoman was sweating coldly, and drifted to the door in an instant: "Uh, Ji Ting, I'm still busy, so let's go first! Thank you for your patronage! I wish you a happy day! Bye!"
Tang Rong looked at his watch while he was on the road. Today he made an appointment to sign a contract with a client, but he encountered a traffic jam. In desperation, he had to give up the city traffic and walk instead. It will be the agreed time in ten minutes, so I hope you will not be late.
Just as he was rejoicing about the big deal he was about to get, two people in shirts and trousers suddenly walked up to him, blocking his way and forcing him to stop.
"Little boss."
Tang Rong froze for a moment, only Li Tang's employees in the world would call him that, and it was only half in jest, just like a nickname, to be called out so seriously and respectfully out of the blue really made him feel chills.
"You are……"
"Mr. Tang asked us to take you back."
"What do you mean?" Tang Rong tried to keep calm, and the alarm bells were ringing in his heart. Looking at the situation, Dad is going to be tough...
"Mr. Tang said that the time limit he gave you has expired. You must show up at home today."
"I'm sorry, please tell your boss, I... what are you doing!" Before Tang Rong finished speaking, he was led to the side of the road with one arm on his arm. There was a black Cayenne parked there, once owned by Tang Rong.
Tang Rong has never been so despised by the spaciousness and luxury of his car, okay, it just provides an excellent time and place for kidnapping himself!
"Let me go!" No matter how strong Tang Rong was, he couldn't defeat the two tough "robbers", and was finally packed and stuffed into the car.
The car door was closed, and when he heard the sound of the engine starting, Tang Rong's mind went blank, except for Su Xiaoman's smiling face before he left the door this morning.
"Don't be so lifeless, laugh, like me, laugh like this."
"Is that so?" Su Xiaoman's eyes widened, showing a row of white teeth.
"Don't laugh like a zombie!"
"Then like this?" Su Xiaoman grinned his mouth to the widest angle: "Do you want to wear that kind of lipstick that looks like a clown?"
"Give it a try if you're not afraid of scaring your clients to death."
"It's so annoying, I don't practice anymore, I can't do this, I can't do that, buy it or not, why do you make me look like a joke." Su Xiaoman fell on the sofa, took the cup and gulped water, all After practicing all night, Tang Rong is still very picky, what do you want?
"How can you make clients like you if you don't practice? You look so unlucky, just like a loan shark."
"You think I'm unlucky now? Why didn't you find someone long and happy?" Su Xiaoman gave Tang Rong a blank look: "You have beauties chasing you all over the world, why do you commit yourself to me, a loan shark?"
"You want to quarrel again, don't you?" Tang Rong sat down beside Su Xiaoman, and slapped him on the nose: "I'll give you a ten-minute rest. After ten minutes, continue to recite your sales pitch and introduce all the products. Once again, you are not allowed to read the manuscript."
"...It's hard!"
Tang Rong asked loudly, "Do you want to make money or starve to death?"
"I want to make money..." Su Xiaoman desperately picked up the advertisement that was thrown aside: "Oh, I regret that I never memorized the text properly when I was studying, and now my memorization ability has deteriorated."
"This is the so-called young man who doesn't work hard, grows up to be a male prostitute, and regrets are useless."
Su Xiaoman's eyes lit up, and he looked at Tang Rong provocatively: "Ha! Yes, I can still be a male prostitute!"
"Forget it, as long as you are the one, I will buy it."
"Hey! Don't make any personal attacks. I'm also a sunny handsome guy. What kind of guy is this?"
"Being a male prostitute also requires physical strength. Don't think that you can just lie there like a dead fish and wait to collect money."
"Why do I look like a dead fish? Does a dead fish make you so excited every time?"
"You're not done yet!" Tang Rong rolled up the newspaper and knocked on Su Xiaoman: "Be serious, memorize it for me."
"...just kidding, why are you so serious, never heard that life needs laughter."
"If you go on like this, you won't be able to laugh soon. Would you like me to show you the bill?"
"Okay, okay, I'll just memorize it." Su Xiaoman made a face at Tang Rong, grabbed the information, and buried his head in reading.
Tang Rong stared quietly at Su Xiaoman's side face, listening to him repeating a few words in a low voice from time to time, and felt warm in his heart.
This is the happiness he pursues. Although he has to worry about his livelihood and quarrels occasionally, hope will always be the main theme. After the quarrel, they continue to work hard for each other.
The next day, Su Xiaoman went back to the company to pick up his things, and proceeded to the nearby residential area as usual. The management of the residential area is very strict now, and every time he goes in, Su Xiaoman has to use all his strength, just like a thief.
"Hello, I'm Su Xiaoman, a salesman from Letaotao Kitchen Supplies Company. Our products..." Knocking on the first door, Su Xiaoman raised the eyebrows who was trained by Tang Rong last night, "very affinity", With a smile of "I can't bear to refuse", I started to introduce myself. The people inside did not slam the door, but they didn't respond.
After Su Xiaoman finished speaking and handed over the business card, he realized that the other party's eyes seemed a little too hot. Hey, why does this beauty look so familiar...
"Su Xiaoman! You're kidding me! How do you know I live here?" Ji Ting opened the anti-theft door and dragged Su Xiaoman, who didn't know why, into the room. Being robbed of money and sex.
God, he was joking when he said that he was a male prostitute yesterday, so there is no need to post it like this, just come right away!
Ji Ting was so happy that the flowers and branches trembled, Su Xiaoman looked more and more familiar when he was terrified, and a vague impression appeared in his mind.
This seems to be his junior high school classmate, what is it called chicken leg or chicken head?
"Did you come here to see me on purpose? Why are you dressed like a minor and carrying a schoolbag?"
"Miss, what's your last name?" Su Xiaoman asked sincerely.
Ji Ting looked at Su Xiaoman for a long time, her expression suddenly changed, and she became hideous: "You still play!"
"I didn't play, I really don't remember, may I ask, are you my classmate?"
"You don't remember why I came to my house!"
"I... I'm here to sell things. Didn't you listen to me when I introduced myself just now?"
Ji Ting's complexion was like a paint plate, reincarnated for a week with all kinds of colors, and asked suspiciously: "You are Su Xiaoman, right?"
"I am... ah! I remember, your name is Ji Ting! You are the girl who always used watercolor pens to draw things on my school uniform!"
This time it was Ji Ting's turn to be speechless.
"Oh, so you're a salesman now?"
After the two of them sat down, Ji Ting listened to Su Xiaoman's generalization, but of course the part about him being kicked out of the house because he was gay was automatically and consciously ignored.
"Yeah, I want to earn money by myself now, and I don't ask my family for it anymore."
"It's amazing." Ji Ting admired, she still remembers that Su Xiaoman used to be a young master who was dragged to death, always spending money to ask others to run errands for him, so she couldn't help but want to bully him, bully him, and scare him prestige.
"It's okay, it's okay." Su Xiaoman was very humble.
"That's all right, if you sell something, I'll take care of my old classmates."
"They are all very practical kitchen items. Do you usually cook by yourself?"
"No, my husband is off."
Su Xiaoman gasped: "You are married!"
"Nonsense, my mother is so beautiful, can't she get married?"
"...Uh, she is very beautiful."
"Hey, what about you? Are you married? Have a girlfriend?"
"...It's over."
"It's over, it's over, it's not over, it's not over, what kind of thing is it over."
"It's over." Su Xiaoman recalled the conversation with Tang Rong about marriage that day, hey, the feeling of declaring that he is a married man is actually not bad.
"Congratulations, I thought no one would marry you." Ji Ting said, fiddling with the samples that Su Xiaoman put on the coffee table, and suddenly clapped her hands: "You provide demonstrations for these things." right?"
"correct."
"That's just right! My husband asked me to peel potatoes. I just painted my nails and don't want to mess with them. How about I buy you this potato slicer, so you can peel them for me."
"Ah?" Su Xiaoman stared, is this okay?
However, if you have a business, you can just peel it. Anyway, peeling potatoes is not difficult.
Fifteen minutes later.
"Ji Ting, it's done! I put the potato slicer on the stove for you, ten yuan, please."
Ji Ting put down the TV remote control and gave the money to Su Xiaoman: "Thanks."
"No thanks, do you want something else? This mini egg steamer is very interesting, do you want to buy one?"
Ji Ting thought for a while: "Okay, it's rare to see you once, how much is it?"
"thirty."
"Give."
Su Xiaoman accepted the money happily, Ji Ting walked gracefully to the kitchen, and then let out a scream.
"What's wrong!" Su Xiaoman hurried over.
"Su Xiaoman! Is this the potato you peeled?"
"Yeah, it's very clean. I've repeatedly shaved it many times to ensure that nothing slipped through the net."
"You peeled off half of the potatoes, of course there is no fish that slipped through the net!"
"..."
"Oh my god! If it's the effect, I might as well eat the skin! Have you ever peeled a potato?"
Su Xiaoman was sweating coldly, and drifted to the door in an instant: "Uh, Ji Ting, I'm still busy, so let's go first! Thank you for your patronage! I wish you a happy day! Bye!"
Tang Rong looked at his watch while he was on the road. Today he made an appointment to sign a contract with a client, but he encountered a traffic jam. In desperation, he had to give up the city traffic and walk instead. It will be the agreed time in ten minutes, so I hope you will not be late.
Just as he was rejoicing about the big deal he was about to get, two people in shirts and trousers suddenly walked up to him, blocking his way and forcing him to stop.
"Little boss."
Tang Rong froze for a moment, only Li Tang's employees in the world would call him that, and it was only half in jest, just like a nickname, to be called out so seriously and respectfully out of the blue really made him feel chills.
"You are……"
"Mr. Tang asked us to take you back."
"What do you mean?" Tang Rong tried to keep calm, and the alarm bells were ringing in his heart. Looking at the situation, Dad is going to be tough...
"Mr. Tang said that the time limit he gave you has expired. You must show up at home today."
"I'm sorry, please tell your boss, I... what are you doing!" Before Tang Rong finished speaking, he was led to the side of the road with one arm on his arm. There was a black Cayenne parked there, once owned by Tang Rong.
Tang Rong has never been so despised by the spaciousness and luxury of his car, okay, it just provides an excellent time and place for kidnapping himself!
"Let me go!" No matter how strong Tang Rong was, he couldn't defeat the two tough "robbers", and was finally packed and stuffed into the car.
The car door was closed, and when he heard the sound of the engine starting, Tang Rong's mind went blank, except for Su Xiaoman's smiling face before he left the door this morning.
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