Silver Theorem

U-Usopp, F-Franky, S-Sanji, Z-Zoro, L-Luffy, B-Brooke E, C-Chopper

U: O...buzz~~HA...buzz~~~SILVER! !

F: Everyone... buzzing~~~ OK... buzzing...

U: As you can see, this program is now being broadcast live in South Africa... Buzz~~~ We can see that the atmosphere on the scene is very warm... Buzz... Then who!The field attendants go and close the windows!

(crack...)

F: Huh~ It's finally quiet...

U: Well, why did we come to South Africa? Of course it is for... once every four years, a grand event for all mankind that makes people excited and excited...

U/F: Welcome to watch! SLIVERCHANNEL~World Cup Special Edition! !Abbreviation - WCSP!

U (whispers): Which bastard made this short for idiot...

F (in a low voice): Actually, I supported the FIFA Cup at the beginning...but the director said it was easy to remember...

U: ...In short, after experiencing the eclectic influence of the previous issues, let us invite 5 ultra-luxury, handsome and pure-men guest lineups for this special edition~~

Z (with a straight face): Well, hello, you...

S: Hello ladies~ I am the long-awaited Prince Sanji~

B: Oh alive, I’m Brook~ Now let me sing a song for everyone——Tsaminaminaeheh~WakaWakaeheh~Tsaminaminazanga...cough cough, I bit my tongue...Although I don’t have a tongue~alive~~eh... So how did I make my voice...

L: What is WC, is it delicious?

C: Wow~~ It’s so spectacular outside~ That’s the football field over there~~~

U: Well~ It seems that all the guests are very excited, huh?Don’t you think this is the guys from the Straw Hat Group, what kind of luxurious guest... Sigh, this guest officer, do you think that we will travel thousands of miles to South Africa to do a show, and we still have extra budget to invite big-name guests?Don't say that the "5 ultra-luxurious, all-handsome and pure-men guest lineup" you expect are Ai X, Xiang XX, X Qi, X Ku, X Eye... Do you want our show to go bankrupt!

F: Well~ Partner, on such a festive day, don’t complain about trivial things like this~ The purpose of our special edition this time is to take this opportunity to provide first-hand information for male fans, female fans, and new ladyboy fans. South Africa World Cup high-end complaints.absolute!not!Making excuses for a certain author who watched the football game without updating the article, fill in the crooked hole!

(Z/S/B/L/C are ashamed)

U: Well, the World Cup is indeed a 4-year sports feast, and everyone should watch it... Okay, Luffy, don't open your eyes so wide, thanks to the fact that you played in the Great Airway Cup...

L: Oh, it turned out to be the FIFA Cup (U: Let me die, even he knows the abbreviation is FIFA Cup...), I understand, but I always wonder why they have 11 people in each team. 5 people won the championship (see an animation SP)...

U: Now all the male crew members are here, and there are only 7 of them...don't make it too difficult for the animator...it's good to have a team last time...

C (Star Eye): The Great Route Cup... I miss it so much~

F: Haha, that’s right, there is absolutely no man in this world who doesn’t watch the World Cup, because...the World Cup is a man’s romance~ (Sunglasses flashing)

U: Franky is right!With the support of CCAV, we can also enjoy these exciting top events clearly and unimpededly during the sailing process, thanks to CCAV!

Z: Football is indeed very interesting.

S: A handsome goal will also win the favor of LADIES...

Z: Hmph, is that your only purpose?Only a guy with a little confidence in his feet...

S (angry): Imam~ Soccer doesn’t rely on foot strength...you are the one, don’t bite the ball with your mouth~

(Z/S fighting)

B: Allah, didn't I tell Mina-san?I used to be the main player of the football team~

U: Oh, really?What position did you play?

B: Look at my height, I’m also a goalkeeper. I’m alive and well~ But... because I think the flying ball is too scary, I haven’t caught it once...

U: ...

F: Hey~ Everyone has personal experience. When I was in W7, I used to play with Bingshan all the time. That kid's defense was always impeccable~

U: So, how do you feel about this WC so far?

L: Everyone is playing hard~ It’s very interesting, but there are too few goals and it’s not enjoyable enough to watch~ There are too many 11 players... There are fewer chances to score~

U: Luffy... I think I need to clarify, the official football matches are 11VS11...

B: Sure enough, there are still a lot of anomalies~ There are a lot of upsets this year...

S: Well, it is really sad that Art Football France and Glamor Italy are out of the group. It is said that many ladies are sad because of this~

C: Football is also cruel...

Z: I only care about who is the strongest at the end.

F: The French team died due to discord. Although the Italian team has many problems, Lippi's tactics in the last game of the group stage are indeed questionable...

Z: I still think offense is the best defense.

S: But the fact is that Italy, which has turned from defense to offense, is too self-confident, and Slovakia is not only going to be beaten.

U: It is the first time for the country to participate in the World Cup as an independent country. It is worthy of recognition that they can make it this far. Tonight against the Netherlands, I don’t know if it will bring us another surprise~

L (excited): Hey, yesterday's game was exciting!Everyone watched it together! !

F: Oh~ Germany vs England is definitely the most exciting game so far!

S (excited): That's right!

Z (nodding): I like German attacking football.

B: That's really thrilling~

C: Ah... It's a pity for England. When the referee made a mistake, my popcorn fell to the ground...

L: That ball is so unfair, it's a pity that they still advertise "justice"!

(Crowd: Is there such a thing...?)

U: FIFA insists on the human referee system, which can be regarded as acquiescing that "misjudgment" is also a part of football games.

F: Sometimes luck really matters.This is also one of the reasons why WC attracts people... Humans are inherently good at gambling~

(everyone nods)

Z: However, the German team played really hard and vigorously yesterday. The two goals in the first half should have been convincing to the English.The performance of their goalkeeper can also be called a miracle.

S: England's loss cannot be entirely due to misjudgments. Rooney's state continues to slump, and the striker is obviously weak. On the contrary, Lampard has been attacking desperately and has become the only driving force for the team. It is a pity that this is probably the last Participated in WC once... the only time the goal in WC was misjudged...

U: There are cups every year, especially this year...

B: But it would be even better if Ozil can score goals... I am optimistic about this rookie. In fact, he is not inferior to Ronaldo and Messi.

C: Then it depends on the German-Afghan war~~It must be another fierce battle~

U: Talking about the game in Argentina yesterday...

L: Ahh~ Another misjudgment! !

U: Well, the referees in this session were very strict in the group stage, but they became looser in the knockout stage... This actually hurts feelings even more~

S: Although I support the Argentina team, the offside misjudgment is indeed too low-level.

F: It makes people wonder if there is something shady...

U: There is still more than an hour tonight's game is about to start, why don't you make a non-responsible prediction?

L: I, I~ Let me talk first!I support Holland and Brazil!Those guys in Slovakia look very uncomfortable, which I don't like.Brazil has always been very strong. Although the guys from Chile played very well this time, I think there is still a gap between Brazil and Brazil in terms of overall strength.

Z: I agree with Luffy.

S: I support the Netherlands, but for the Brazil game... Ladies, don’t be offended. I always feel that Kaka’s state is not very good this time, especially compared with Messi. Although as an athlete, it is inevitable that there will be low tides. Hope he adjusts quickly.

B: No matter who wins or loses, I hope to see a wonderful game.Goalkeepers from both sides have to work hard~

C: I support the Brazilian team~

F: Sure enough, it is still the Netherlands, optimistic about their current pragmatic style of play.Chile has the appearance of a dark horse and hopes to see a wonderful confrontation.

U: Indeed, I hope every team can work hard. ... So, which team do you think will win the championship?

L: Brazil!

S: Argentina.

Z: Germany!

(S/Z is continuing to fight)

B: No one is optimistic about Shuangya...

C: Brazil will win, I think~

F: If you are optimistic about Chile, I will suppress him!

U: Actually, I think it's the Netherlands' turn...

L: I said Brazil is Brazil!

Audience: Why do you decide? !

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U: Ah~ It’s almost time. I had a very pleasant chat with everyone today. WC is indeed a common topic that will never go out of date (why do I feel that this sounds so awkward...).These green field battles are always so touching.

F: That’s right. Now that we’re here, let’s welcome the next game with great anticipation. No matter success or failure, we are all heroes.Thank you for watching this special program, see you next time~

U: BYE ~ pinch ~

S/Z/L/B/C: Open the window! !

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I am a fake fan, a real World Cup fan~ This article was written in June 10...