Silver Theorem

Since growing up, Zoro woke up for the first time in the morning and found a person of the opposite sex within 10 centimeters of him. There was a time before that he was of the same sex... (See an episode of TV, everyone knows...)

The girl's sleeping face is very close at hand, and the only explanation for this situation is probably the drink with "too much sleeping pills", probably because both of them fell asleep unconsciously... Zoro's mind quickly flashed After thinking about it... It's fine to sleep next to each other, but the worst thing is that Mia still uses Zoro's arm as a pillow!In desperation, Zoro "drew from the bottom of the pot", and Mia's head hit the floor directly with the effect of inertia...

After such a knock, the silver-haired girl finally woke up gradually.At this time, Zhuo Luo's head was full of green algae and seafood soup, and he was overwhelmed, at a loss.He could only crawl backwards with a livid face, hoping to leave this place of right and wrong as soon as possible, but... only moved back a few meters, and Zhuo Luo's back touched the wall, probably because the two of them sat and chatted against the wall yesterday Because of this, I didn’t leave the wall too far after I fell asleep... But now is not the time to think about these things, Zoro immediately realized the strangeness of the girl...

Mia's warm shawl had slipped off, and it seemed to have been used as a quilt for the two of them last night.At this time, Mia was only wearing a thin white suspender pajamas. When she slowly raised her body, a shoulder strap slid down her fragrant shoulders... Then, when she rubbed her sleepy eyes The moment he looked at the surrounding environment and finally looked at Zoro... Zoro swallowed, his eyes... just didn't wake up at all! !

"Zuo Luosang~"

Sure enough, with a vague cry, Mia went straight to Zoro in a "hungry tiger"...

At this moment, Usopp stepped on the ground of the practice room, and after seeing the "passionately entangled" two people in the room...

Usopp: (⊙o⊙)!

Zoro: ==b

Usopp: "Don't worry, God knows this, Hai Zhi, you know, I know, and I will remind you to be responsible to her later." Then he turned around and wanted to dodge.

"Wait!" Zoro pressed Mia's head and yelled, "You stay here...you have to prove that I am passive... no, forced... no, I was wronged!! "

"But Zoro, I'm not yet 18 years old, will you let me see this..."

"What nonsense are you kidding! Show me clearly... This is simply a misunderstanding...Damn it, why is this woman so strong..." No matter how Ren Zhuoluo struggled, Mia still hugged him tightly like an octopus Yes, and actually began to rub against his chest... Zoro's hairs stood on end immediately, and his face became greener.Usopp, who listened to Zoro's words and stared intently, began to have a nosebleed...

Zoro (roaring): "Where are you looking! See the essence through the phenomenon!!!"

Mia (cracking): "Meow meow..."

Zoro: "Don't make strange noises!! Wake me up quickly, hey!!"

Zoro couldn't bear it any longer, and finally took the opportunity to grab Mia's hands, and pressed Mia to her body... At this time, Zoro was sweating profusely, panting uncontrollably, just when he thought The nightmare is finally over, when I can escape...

"Hey……"

A cold voice that was completely different from the sweet and coquettish voice came from below her, and Mia finally regained her senses.But without giving Zoro any chance to defend herself, she made a normal reaction "when a girl wakes up and finds a man who is panting heavily on her body" (...):

"What are you doing!!"

Accompanied by the girl's roar, there was a loud noise from the practice room, and the tableware on the SUNNY table was also rattled. Nami stood at the door of the restaurant:

"I'm here to tell everyone that Mia is not in the room... But, it seems that you all know..." After finishing talking...

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Three more people sat down at the dining table: Usopp with paper stuffed in his nostrils, Mia with her head buried in her food, and Zoro with a 3cm swelling protruding from her head.What the three have in common is that they never mention what happened before.

Sanji tried his best to maintain table manners, but his face was still full of uncontrollable veins:

"For dessert, let's make green algae salad..."

"Hey, I'm a victim..." As soon as Zoro said this, it immediately aroused strong dissatisfaction from Mia and Sanji, and they both slapped the table:

"What did you say!?"

Lu Fei swallowed a large piece of meat: "What happened just now? You guys fought so early in the morning?"

Usopp: "Actually... this is a story that is very warm at the beginning, but the ending is horrific..."

Zoro: "Do you want to die..."

Nami: "No... Hearing what he said, I can probably understand..."

Frankie: "Hey... Mia, you didn't go back to your room all night yesterday, did you..."

Luffy: "Huh?! Have you guys been fighting all night!?"

Chopper: "Hey~~ This is very bad for your health~"

Brooke: "Yeah, I'd have sore bones too."

Robin: "..."

Seeing that the "facts" are about to come out.

Zoro noticed Nami's slightly contemptuous gaze: "Nami, what kind of gaze is that, I'm innocent!!"

"Innocent?!" Mia slapped the table again: "This is the first time I've seen a shameless person like you..."

But Usopp came to add fuel and jealousy: "Actually... I also think that Zoro has taken advantage of you in terms of the scene..."

Zoro: "Which side are you from..."

Mia: "I'm the type who gets confused after getting up habitually, you actually took advantage of the fire!?"

Zhuo Luo thought to himself, but he still didn't know who was taking advantage of the fire: "Hey! How could I know such a thing, I just slept with you for the first time yesterday..."

A gust of cold wind blows...

The dining room was very quiet, except for the sound of Luffy chewing food.

Then, it finally exploded...

Mia jumped onto the dining table, grabbed the collar of Zhuo Luo who had no self-knowledge at all, and yelled angrily, "You...you will die if you don't say a few words??"

"Huh? I'm just stating the facts!" Zoro argued.

"Ah—uncle (who) can bear it!!" Sanji who broke through the critical point took out two kitchen knives and slashed at Zoro: "Let's make your kid a green algae salad now!"

Zoro: "Have you had enough trouble, kid?! After all, it's not because of the 'sleeping pill' you got!"

Sanji: "What did you say... Could it be that I made it for Mia-chan... Why do you bastard know!? Did you drink it? Hey..."

Just when the three people were burning...

"Stop all of them!!" Nami yelled: "If you want to fight or kill, wait until after breakfast!"

Mia Zoro Sanji: "I obey..."

It was still Nami's amazing courage, and the three of them returned to their seats obediently...

"Hahaha, so you were just sleeping together..." Lu Fei's words made everyone present completely lose their strength...

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Ray debuts.

"Zuo Luosang, you should be mentally prepared, I will take good care of you today!" Lei's expression when he said these words can only be described as ferocious.

"Just what I want." Zoro tied the hood.

"Wait a minute!" Sanji called Zoro who was walking towards the practice room: "I'll go with you too."

Zoro: "What do you want to do, kid?"

"Hmph, in order to protect Mia-chan's chastity, I will take good care of you kid!"

"you……"

Looking at the three people climbing up the stairs of the practice room together, Robin chuckled and said, "It seems that the relationship between these three people is getting better and better~"

"Is that so..." Nami responded feebly, and at the same time felt that her head was getting more and more painful.

In the room, Mia and Zoro stood facing each other, while Sanji leaned casually against the wall.

"Sanji-san, I'm sorry, I actually gave that drink to Zhuo Luosang..." Mia took the initiative to admit her mistake.

Sanji just lit a cigarette plainly: "Well, since it was Mia-chan's decision, I have nothing to say. But you have also seen someone's behavior of revenge..."

Zoro: "!@#￥%...&*("

Mia breathed a sigh of relief: "Anyway, Zhuo Luosang, I must vent my displeasure today!"

Zoro bit the wooden knife: "What a coincidence, I feel the same way."

"It's not bad to be able to solve it in this way..." Before the words fell, Mia rushed forward...

The sound of wooden knives clashing in the room, watching the two of you coming and going, Sanji clearly noticed that there was no anger or venting, it was clearly all tacit understanding and enjoyment...

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"Ha~~I feel better after exercising~" Mia sighed, and came to the deck with a towel on her shoulders, Sanji & Zoro followed behind her.After playing for a long time, they also need to rest.

At this time, the rest of the people on the ship were forming a circle on the deck, as if they were watching something...

Frankie: "This...wouldn't be..."

Usopp: "Is it Mia..."

Brook: "This, this bounty amount!!..."

Robin: "It's very likely that it's her."

Chopper: "But, how come..."

Luffy: "Haha, what are you talking about, it looks like Mia~"

Nami: "Luffy, shut up!"

"You... what are you doing..." Mia suddenly squeezed over, and everyone was frightened.

Usopp handed a piece of paper to Mia: "No."

Mia was petrified the moment she took it to look at it. Zoro & Sanji leaned behind Mia, and immediately blacked out after seeing the content on the paper...

This is an anonymous reward order, the name of the person offering the reward is "???", the amount of the reward is 8, followed by 8 zeros, and the photo of the reward...is hand-painted...but the painting skills are really scary Congratulations, if the "thing" on the screen is regarded as a human being... you can barely tell that it is a woman with silver hair and golden eyes...

Usopp: "I thought that Sanji's reward order was already the first tragedy in the OP world, but I didn't expect there to be even more tragedy... Sanji at least can be seen as a person..."

Nami: "Is the navy really planning to use this to find someone?"

Luffy: "Hahaha, why not, this is Mia at all~"

Franky: "However, considering that there are many people in the Navy who have the same unique aesthetics as our captain, maybe this reward order will really come in handy..."

Zhuo Luo had a smirk on his face: "I really didn't see it at first, but after looking at it for a long time, it still looks very similar~"

Sanji: "Dead green algae, what are you talking about!! (turning around and biting the handkerchief) Mia-chan is so pitiful, we are in the same disease~~" He pulled Mia into his arms with tears in his eyes.At this time, Sanji suddenly felt that the person in his arms was trembling and emitting a fierce murderous aura...

The person Mia yelled: "Blackbeard Tiqi, I will eat your flesh and sleep with your skin, I am at odds with you!!!!" At the same time, she tore the reward order in half.

The SUNNY seemed to detonate a bomb in an instant, and everyone was overwhelmed by Mia's roar.

Nami rubbed her sore ears: "Wait, wait a minute, you mean Blackbeard?"

Frankie took off half of the reward order that floated into the air: "Ah! Really! There is a signature under the portrait... Tiqi..."

Mia was still panting with resentment on her face: "That's right... Blackbeard's real name is Tiki... This guy actually painted Miss Ben as... as..."

Usopp: "Because the portrait is too 'attractive', so I didn't notice it... But this black beard is really not simple. He drew such a scary thing, and he dared to sign it..."

At this time, Mia had already entered a state of madness, looking up to the sky and screaming: "Ahahaha!! Blackbeard Tiki... so you are the one who is doing the tricks! It really took no effort to come, and you are so stupid to sign on the reward order ...Hoohoo...you are ready to die, to die, hahahahahahahahahaha..."

"So, the enemy is Blackbeard?"

Luffy's calm words made Mia regain her rationality.

"Luffy, the person Ace is chasing is this Blackbeard, right?" It was Nami who spoke.

"Ah, I remember, this guy is such a badass!" Luffy said.

Sanji: "After killing my partner, is this time selling the information of my former partner to the World Government..."

Then came Robin's calm analysis: "It seems that he doesn't know Mia's name, but he was able to match what she did with her image. He should have grasped her whereabouts to some extent." .”

Chopper: "Isn't Mia good at cross-dressing, even the navy doesn't know her true face?"

Franky: "This is really strange. Does that black beard have any special way, or ability?"

Zoro: "Hmph, is it another Qi Wuhai..."

"Wait a minute! You..." Mia finally couldn't hold back when she heard this: "What are you talking about..." She never thought that this group of people would...

"Ah, don't worry, we won't let Blackbeard trouble you again." Luffy said seriously.

"Why, why... why did you help me? I haven't done anything for you..." Mia was confused.

Lu Fei showed two rows of big white teeth: "Hee hee, that's not the case, you guy... the food you make is really delicious~"

Mia froze.

The rest of the Straw Hats also made a natural gesture.

Nami put one hand on her waist, and smiled: "Although you have a problem with character, but... many things on the ship depend on your help, and I still owe you a life-saving grace~"

"Ahem..." Zhuo Luo lowered his head, looking a little embarrassed: "I also want to thank you...for helping me cultivate...cut, why bother with such trivial things one after another!"

Sanji: "That's right, we just want to help you."

Luffy walked up to Mia: "We can be regarded as partners, although it's temporary, so you don't have to worry, I will definitely beat Blackbeard away when he comes!"

"You..." Mia bit her lips, and subconsciously grabbed the towel on her shoulders: "What a bunch of strange guys..." After speaking, she turned around quickly.

It's really strange, they don't know their real purpose, and they can pay so much to a person who doesn't understand at all... Mia thought so, but for some reason, she felt a kind of warmth rippling in her chest. This kind of feeling... the back of a red-haired man appeared in front of my eyes... it really seemed, as it did back then...

Mia walked towards her room without making a sound, and behind her were the voices of straw hat people's conversations fading away...

"But it's the first time I've seen such a high bounty of 8 million..."

"Hee hee, that guy is really extraordinary~"

"Maybe it's because, as an intelligence officer, she has some secrets that the world government doesn't want to disclose..."

"Is that so..."

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It is still summer island climate, the scorching sun is dazzling.

Nami put on a cool bikini, set up an umbrella canopy, set up a deck chair, and leisurely basked in the sun on the top floor of the cabin.Occasionally, the chirping of seabirds swept past the ears along with the regular sound of the waves. It was hard to imagine such a leisurely life on the pirate ship. Nami couldn't help but be fascinated by her eyes, enjoying this rare peace.

"Nami-san licensed production - orange smoothie debut~"

Suddenly, a clear neutral voice came.Nami opened her eyes and saw Mia in men's clothing respectfully handing over a glass of tempting orange smoothie.The angle where Mia was standing was against the light, and the golden sunlight outlined the outline of the beautiful boy more deeply.

"Oh, thank you, Lei..." Nami was attracted by the beautiful scenery in front of her, and said a little dullly. When she took the cup, she touched Mia's finger, which made her retract her hand reflexively. ... Afterwards, she still couldn't figure out why she was ashamed...

Mia sat on a chair beside her and said lightly, "Nami-san..."

"Huh? What?"

"Are you... infatuated with me?"

Nami swallowed a big mouthful of ice slag in excitement, her face turned blue from the ice: "What nonsense are you talking about?!"

"Well, it's not a big deal. My men's clothing is indeed very attractive, but it's not comparable to Brother Chun or Brother Zeng... It's not the first time that I have fascinated women with the image of men's clothing~"

"Don't put me in the same category with some people... Although Lei, you are indeed handsome... No, aren't you Mia..."

Nami was also a little confused, the boy on the side nodded and smiled lightly, Nami felt her cheeks heat up, she had to admit that this really helped her.

"Nami-san..." The young man turned to Nami with a smile. This was the first time Nami had seen her smile from the heart, whether it was Mia or the current young man.Mia went on to say: "I want to say thank you to you... no, you are the ones to say thank you."

"what happened?"

"No... just wanted to say that, really, thank you very much."

A breeze lifted the boy's hair, and he stretched out his hand to stroke his hair. Nami felt that his eyes were extremely clear, like the summer breeze.

After feeling the oncoming wind carefully, Nami said: "It seems that the sunbathing is coming to an end, and the storm is coming."

"Huh?" Mia blinked in confusion.

Nami looked at Mia with confident eyes: "Trust me, go tell everyone to furl the sails, and go into the cabin to avoid the rain!"

"Okay!" Mia responded and ran away quickly.

Two minutes later, the clear sky was instantly covered by haze, and with the sound of rolling thunder, heavy rain poured down.

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In the kitchen, Sanji lit the stove and covered the pot.Facing the idle waiting time, he bit the cigarette butt in his mouth.Looking out through the porthole on the door, it has been raining heavily for several hours, and it still shows no sign of abating.It's like a big hole leaked in the sky, Sanji thought.Fortunately, the SUNNY is strong enough to withstand the wind and rain.Suddenly, Sanji heard what seemed to be a slight collision sound from the corridor, did something roll down? SANIJ opened the door and looked around, the scene in front of him made him open his mouth, and the unlit cigarette in his mouth just fell to the ground.

Mia, who had recovered her real body, fell down on the corridor in front of the restaurant, motionless.

"Mia-chan!!" Sanji rushed over and picked up Mia's upper body, only to see her face was pale, and her delicate facial features were also distorted due to pain.Sanji was about to greet the other companions...

"Don't...please don't...I don't want others to know..."

A faint voice sounded from her arms, and it could be seen that Mia was already speaking with all her strength, but the voice was still almost covered by the sound of rain.

"Mia-chan, hold on, I'll take you to Chopper right away!" Saying that, Sanji hugged Mia up.

"No, no need... I'm really fine..."

"No, I will never compromise on this."

"Sanji-san..."

Mia tried her best to look at Sanji through her blurred eyes. His whole body was already soaked, his blond hair was messily stuck to his face, and the only exposed right eye was full of determination.Mia no longer resisted, in fact she was powerless to resist.

Sanji held her carefully, and quickly rushed towards Chopper's room without disturbing the others.

TOBEOR NOT TOBE

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~~SILVER CHANNEL~~

(Because the program team celebrated the World Cup in South Africa with too much carnival and lacked funds, this episode was suspended)