Vampire Manual

Mr. Mint's phone call didn't last long. Li Shuang looked at his watch, and it might only take 2 minutes in total.

Then Bo Xiyan asked him: "Will you go back to the institute later?"

Li Shuang nodded: "No matter what, I have to report the results to the boss."

Bo Xiyan probably wanted to have fun, but he was really not good at it, so his expression was only slightly funny: "Did we have any results today?"

"No result is the best result." With a flick of Li Shuang's wrist, the ice cream sticks fell into the trash can accurately. "This shows that the neighbors and friendly families in our jurisdiction are safe."

Bo Xiyan didn't want to be poor with him, but said flatly: "Then you can say hello to Vice Wang for me, I'll drop by here, and I'll go home directly."

"Success." Li Shuang readily agreed.Originally, they didn't engage in bureaucracy, and they worked too much overtime for free on weekdays. If they didn't have any flexibility, Iron Man would have to rise up and revolt.

This time, Bo Xiyan didn't give a formal thank you, but nodded to Li Shuang in a gentlemanly way, and finally sent a half-hearted smile.

The sun went down with a click.

Li Shuang felt that he should immediately step on the Hot Wheels and go back and tell the brothers in the camp that he saw a miracle, okay, this life is not in vain!

The little afterglow of the setting sun made Bo Xiyan's long back longer, and gradually merged with the reflection of the telephone pole on the water surface road.Li Shuang repeatedly chewed on the name he had just heard in the long and narrow shadow.

Pata...should be the name, right?But it doesn't sound like a human being, but it sounds like a nickname for a dog, but the problem is to hold the phone and say to the dog on the other end, don't make trouble, I'm going to get off work?

……

In the midsummer evening, Brother Shuang was successfully swayed by the imaginary scene he created.

The suspect was arrested a week later.It is said that the Dongcheng brothers caught people in the shampoo room when they were cracking down on pornography.That person should be the one to blame. Originally, the brothers in Dongcheng didn't notice that the one who was neither tall, nor short, nor fat, nor thin, disappeared in the crowd, but he couldn't hold back his guilty conscience, and he had to run away. You said you wanted to run away? Just taking advantage of the chaos, and wanting to do this at a time when other fellows are honestly squatting in the corner with their heads in their hands, can the Dongcheng brothers practice the pull-ups outside the big swing every day for nothing?Hold it down now.After a final investigation, it turned out that the brothers in the east of the city almost fainted.

Regardless of whether it sounds good or bad that the story of the violent arrest of the villain in the shampoo room is good or bad, anyway, the "June [-] case" has been solved like this.

When the good news came, Li Shuang was working with Bo Xiyan as a foreign aid for the municipal government.The city's sewers need to be rectified uniformly, which will inevitably affect traffic.There are too many cars and narrow roads, so accidents are easy to happen. If there are not enough traffic police, you need to find the auxiliary police. If you don’t have enough auxiliary police, you have to find the local police.

In the past few days, Li Shuang and Bo Xiyan have also developed a tacit understanding as partners. Usually, one sings the red face and the other sings the bad face. It takes less than half an hour for the two of them to guarantee obedience when someone is in their hands, and it is less than half an hour for the two of them to guarantee safety when things are in their hands.The political commissar of the traffic police team asked Wang Dagang every three days, do you two soldiers want to transfer to the system?

During the period of helping the municipal government, the default is to leave work at 08:30, so every time Li Shuang and Bo Xiyan go home, it is the first time that the lights are on, and all kinds of neon lights make the city look so colorful at night, in the blur, with a little bit of unhappiness. realism.

Bo Xiyan's family is in the west of the city, and Li Shuang's is in the city, but the two are on duty in the east of the city, so there is always a section of the bus home every day that overlaps.Near nine o'clock is basically the last train, there are very few people, two people usually sit side by side, and then talk to each other silently.

But today I waited for more than ten minutes, but I didn't see the shadow of the car.

"Why don't you take a taxi back?" Li Shuang made a more reliable suggestion.

Bo Xiyan had no objection, and immediately stretched out his firm arms to TAXI, which was galloping towards the distance.

As a result, in the next second, a woman shouted in the alley: "Help, it's a robbery——"

"Mint..." Li Shuang couldn't find words to express his surging inner world. The only thing he could do was pat the God of Plague on the shoulder, then turned around and rushed into the alley at the speed of light.

"Police! Don't move! You fucking stop, you dare to run for me—"

The silent alley was shaken by Brother Shuang's roar.

"Do you still want a car?" The taxi driver who stopped behind looked at Bo Xiyan, then at the entrance of the alley, waiting for the customer to make his own decision.

Bo Xiyan opened the door of the car as a matter of course, got in, and then told the driver: "Go to the other end of the alley."

The driver instantly grasped the spirit, and stepped on the gas pedal so excitedly.

The alley where the accident happened belongs to an urban village that has not yet been remodeled. The houses are densely packed, winding and long, and it is impossible to get out every one, two, 10 minutes.So Bo Xiyan leaned against the car door and waited for a long time before the two shaky figures came - no one could maintain a healthy posture after running for 10 minutes.

Without any effort, Bo Xiyan took down the thief by stretching his legs and twisting his arms.Li Shuang, who seemed out of breath, vomited blood.

"You fucking, you fucking... This trick... is too bad..."

"Attack from front to back," Bo Xiyan felt that he and Li Shuang cooperated perfectly, "you have to fight wits and courage with the gangsters."

Li Shuang realized that others are the wisdom that relies on the brain, and he is the courage that relies on brute force.

The two sat in the back row with the gangster sandwiched between the left and the right, and asked the driver to drive directly to the police station, but the driver asked casually, "Who did he rob?", and they remembered the girl who was forgotten in the alley.

Later, Li Shuang went out to look for it. When she found it, the girl was almost crying, thinking that she met a criminal gang.Fortunately, Li Shuang has an upright face, and his whole body is full of righteousness--well, this is what Brother Shuang summed up himself. The real situation is that the girl smiled through tears after seeing his police officer card, and looked at him His eyes also changed directly from vigilance to some kind of unknown spark.

But Brother Shuang didn't care. He took the girl and the robber back to the office that night and finished recording the statement.

So that when I "ran into" the other party at the gate of the police station three days later, I didn't realize it for a long time. I thought that some brother in the station had come to Yanfu, but there was a girlfriend waiting for him to get off work. I didn't expect that Yanfu came for me.

Li Shuang has lived for 24 years and has never had a serious girlfriend.When I was in the police academy, I had an affair with a certain female classmate in the same class, but since I saw the other party take off the sports committee's arm with his bare hands and put it back on, he patted that poor shoulder with a smile and said, "I'm just kidding with you." After that, the feeble fire of love turned into ashes that could never be revived.

Then, after graduation, assignments, work, and a lot of short-term contacts with parents, there are hundreds of times to mediate disputes between husband and wife. I've been looking for someone.

But now that fate has come, don't you be a fool.

So Li Shuang followed suit, had dinner with the girl a few times, watched a few movies, and finally held hands with the girl on the third weekend of "Quasi-Dating".

It was a night in late July, when the two of them came out of the movie theater, Li Shuang bought a cone for the girl, but the girl lost weight and refused to eat it, so Brother Shuang licked the left hand and the right hand very happily, that was called busy work, okay It's easy to solve, and the teeth are almost sweet.The girl kindly handed over the tissue, Brother Shuang said thank you, and waited for him to wipe his hands clean, the girl took the initiative to hold it.

The good-for-nothing brother Shuang was taken aback and was almost thrown away, but fortunately he turned his head and stopped in time.Then the two of them chattered shyly and nonchalantly.

The girl's name is Zhou Hanqi. She just graduated from university and works as an administrator in a private company. Her family is in the next province. She is an only child, her parents are still alive, and she has many relatives.And his own information was basically shaken out, who made him a person who couldn't hide his words.His family is from the countryside, and his parents have good personalities. Although his salary is not much, as a people's policeman, he will definitely protect both the family and the family, making it seem like the two of them will get a certificate tomorrow.

But Zhou Hanqi listened carefully every time, didn't say anything, just smiled quietly.

Li Shuang likes to see her smile very much, especially the way the other party's big watery eyes are bent into crescent moons, which inexplicably fascinates him.

The pedestrian street is very lively at night, there are bars with subwoofers, and small shops with special and warm characteristics. Some shops are closed, but the soft lights in the windows are still on.

"I was robbed once before," Zhou Hanqi told Li Shuang, "It's a pity that no one rescued me that time."

Li Shuang said confidently: "It's destined, I'll just wait for my brother to play." Zhou Hanqi was amused.

The two were getting better and better, when they suddenly heard a noise nearby, it turned out that several people were arguing.Li Shuang was so depressed, he wondered if it would be easy for him to fall in love, and you guys are spoiling the scenery for me.

But at first Li Shuang didn't want to worry about it. There were so many bumps and bumps in this downtown area every day, and they didn't have to live by letting the police deal with the people.But later, seeing the trend of all-out martial arts, Li Shuang couldn't stand on the sidelines any longer.You said you only sold two pirated discs, so what?

"Hey, it's almost done! It doesn't matter if you see blood, I'll take you if the disc splattered and hurt the crowd." Li Shuang yelled and pulled forward, separating the two groups of people within a few strokes.It is not appropriate to say that there are two dials, because one side is two old men, and the other side is a half-grown child.

"Who are you, get out of the way, don't meddle in your own business!" One of the elders was quite impatient.

Li Shuang glanced at him and showed his police officer ID.

The troublemaker boss muttered a few words unwillingly and stopped.

Li Shuang didn't bother to pay attention to him, turned around and asked the child, "What's going on?"

The child didn't speak, just stared at him with big eyes.

Those are a pair of very beautiful eyes, even more beautiful than Zhou Hanqi's.The eyelashes are long and slightly raised, blinking occasionally, as if they can fan the softest corner of your heart.

But then again, no matter how pleasing to the eye, I couldn't help being stared at like this. Brother Shuang gradually became a little bit overwhelmed, and the back of his neck felt hairy.

Resolutely, Brother Shuang shifted his position: "Hey, let me ask you, what's going on!"

The two burly men who were yelled at each other looked at each other, the black line——did you fucking ask us just now!

It's not a big deal, just grab a place, but Li Shuang became angry when he heard it, because he was clearly bullying others.

"The children come first, and they are well arranged. Oh, as soon as you two come, they will leave. You are a car bandit and a road tyrant!"

"No, Comrade Police, everyone knows that our two brothers set up stalls here every day."

"Is your name written on the floor tiles?"

"..."

"Has the Bureau of Industry and Commerce filed a record for you?"

"..."

"It's just an unlicensed trader, just keep a low profile and find a corner to squat in!"

While criticizing education, Li Shuang divided Chu, He and Han into others.

"Here, put you two over here, put them over there, you who sell cross-stitch, come over, yes, just say you, don't embroider, come here first to separate them, and then make your flower bloom Wealthy..."

Li Shuang finally figured out the dispute, and finally nodded, feeling that he had made a weak but non-negligible contribution to building a harmonious society.

The two brothers shouted again: "High-definition "Spider-Man 3", definitely not a gun version..."

The sister continued to thread needles and threads on the petals.

The kid... continued to look at him.

"Cough," Li Shuang cleared his throat uncomfortably, his cheeks were inexplicably hot, "Don't just stand there stupidly, keep posing."

The child's lips moved, and finally said the first sentence from the beginning to now: "You won't catch me?"

The boy's voice was unexpectedly crisp and clear, which reminded Li Shuang of a steamy big white pear, but it was strange to ask: "Why should I arrest you?"

The boy thought for a while, and counted with his fingers seriously: "One, unlicensed itinerant peddlers, two, illegal pirated small DVDs, three..."

The way the child tilted his head and wrestled his fingers was so cute, Li Shuang reached out and slapped the other person's head unconsciously: "Don't worry, it's the city management's business, unless they ask for foreign aid, we won't do it."

"My police officer Li, have you finished yelling at the injustice?" Zhou Hanqi didn't know when she approached, and now she leaned over in a half-coquettish and half-joking way.

"Yeah," Li Shuang nodded hastily, okay, I almost forgot to return my younger sister, "A peaceful solution, peace and prosperity for the country and the people."

"And then?" Zhou Hanqi blinked and smiled mischievously.

"Then? Then let's continue shopping!"

Li Shuang understood instantly, immediately grabbed the girl's Rou Yi, and walked forward boldly following Brother Ye Se.

It was a very comfortable night, with a cool breeze, the night sky was clear and clear, and the sky was full of stars.

"Give me a copy of Spider-Man 3, please."

"No."

"what?"

"Excuse me, you can go buy it from them."

After dismissing the customers, Qi Qi just sat there in a daze, the floor tiles were a bit cold, but he got used to it after sitting for a long time.

A man in his early thirties squatted next to him, picking and choosing among the piles of CDs.No one noticed when the man came, as if he had suddenly emerged from the ground, and he seemed to have been here early in the morning.

""Spider-Man 3"...you have it, why don't you sell it?"

Qi Qi glanced at him, but ignored him: "I think money is hot."

The man opened his mouth wide in feigned surprise, and exaggeratedly sighed: "Your pursuit is very advanced!"

"Liu, Ting." Qi Qi bit out the other's hateful name word by word, "Believe it or not, I'll hack your window in the middle of the night."

"Don't mind me," the man hastily raised his hands in surrender, he is not afraid of anything, he is afraid of ghosts and gods, he is being controlled by the little bastard, "There is a human face on the window in the middle of the night, I am the millennium corpse king Take me off immediately."

Qi Qi gave him an annoyed look, then turned to look in the direction Li Shuang left.

I don't know how many times the intersection has changed, it is still bustling, but Qi Qi just feels that there is desolation everywhere in these bustles.