Vampire Manual

"Don't look, the two of you can't figure out where to have a good time." Liu Ting also sat on the ground with Qi Qi, and the thousands of dollars of trousers made him feel like a night market.

"Do you think everyone is as wretched as you?" Qi Qi found that he didn't like this "possibility".

"Do you think everyone is as innocent as you?"

"Fuck off."

"Damn, do you dare to be the same as the outside?"

"What?"

"Just say what you look like, look how sweet the little girl in the Korean drama is calling Oppa..."

"Fuck you!" Qi Qi kicked Liu Ting half a meter away, finally showing some smile on his face.

In fact, who would not pretend to be cute, but this thing is really related to the mood.Of course, there are different types of people. Some guys don’t consciously want to play a child’s temper when you talk to them and live with them, thinking that they haven’t grown up yet.

Liu Ting came back tirelessly, lit a cigarette for himself, took a few puffs comfortably, and then bumped into Qi Qi's shoulder with a smile: "Do you know that enthusiastic little policeman just now?"

"Yeah." Qi Qi said concisely.I didn't want to hide it, but I didn't want to say more.

Liu Ting knew it in his heart and didn't ask any further questions. He just quietly smoked a cigarette, and then said slowly: "Now I get up and walk around the pedestrian street twice, and I can catch a handful of acquaintances, but what's the use? It's like a stranger there, no matter how handsome he is, he's still a passerby, so I don't want to waste that relationship with them."

Qi Qi pushed Liu Ting's discarded cigarette butt forward with her toes until it fell into the sewer railing: "I understood this truth 30 years ago."

"Hey," Liu Ting was a little embarrassed, "Don't rely on me to sell you."

Qi Qile: "Who made brother debut early?"

Liu Ting is the third person of the same kind that Qi Qi has known in his life.People like them—or they can't be called people—have one thing in common, that is, after becoming a vampire, they all lose part of their previous memories. For some reason, it can be more or less, it seems completely random.So he can only catch from Liu Ting's incomplete biography that this guy is a northerner, and he was considered a little accomplished, and then he went to Las Vegas in 15 when Grandpa Deng was painting circles in the South China Sea. After a frightening trip, he was bitten by a blond foreign girl in the hotel.Counting the 32 years since he was bitten, the guy's age should be 47 plus [-], [-].Obviously his brother.

I got to know Liu Ting after I left Li Shuang, but I really have to calculate carefully, I am afraid that the time to meet this man will be ahead of Li Shuang.

"I raise you."

I think Mr. Liu Ting promised so at the beginning.

According to Liu Ting, the reason why he wandered around Qi Qi's stall every day at that time was because he looked like the same kind, but he was not sure, so he teased him from time to time.

In the beginning, Qi Qi just talked about it, but after he moved into Liu's residence, the two got along for a long time, especially when he gradually saw Liu Ting's private life like a peach blossom forest, he believed it completely——Liu Ting I like beautiful women, and the hotter the body, the better.

Qi Qi couldn't figure it out, how could she hug those bumpy figures and make out with them after making women become vampires, without any psychological shadow?And what about them and humans, won't accidents happen?It's not a matter of 3-minute minimally invasive surgery to get pregnant, and it's uncertain whether it's a human or a ghost.

Facing Qi Qi's [-] whys, Liu Ting just said one thing - let's talk when I'm pregnant.

Qi Qi wanted to beat him for the majority of women.

But aside from those messes, Liu Ting is indeed a nice person.Correction, nice kind.The personality is straightforward and the heart is sunny, but also loyal.You know how difficult it is to meet a "normal person" among the same kind. At least the two Qi Qi met were not normal. This is a euphemistic way of saying it. Qi Qi always felt like he was facing a "heterogeneous" when he was in bed.Qi Qi didn't expect to be a human again, but he didn't want to really become a ghost, whether it was the kind that was shrouded in despair and wished to curse himself every day to get rid of it quickly, or the kind who sucked human blood and took human life without blinking, completely forgetting that he was once such The kind that's part of the herd.

In contrast, Liu Ting is beautiful.

Maybe it's because he hasn't been a vampire for a long time, but Liu Ting still maintains a strong sense of humanity, which Qi Qi likes.

Another person came over to buy, but Qi Qi didn't respond, Liu Ting ditched to serve others, looking for the offer and the money, having a great time.After seeing off the customer, he suddenly remembered something and asked Qi Qi: "Why do people like me who become monks halfway or people like you who are born after death hypnotize? Vampire general skills?"

"..." Qi Qi has never thought about this kind of problem from such a professional perspective, so he hesitated for a long time, and then he was not sure, "Maybe, anyway, I will meet everything I have met."

"Tsk, then our species is too lacking in diversity." Except for the time when he was bitten, Liu Ting had never met the same kind until Qi Qi, so at this moment, the "meet" in Qi Qi's mouth became his. All sample bases for drawing conclusions.

"I said they can hypnotize, but I didn't say they can only hypnotize." Qi Qi raised the corner of her mouth and added without haste.

Amusing Liu Ting is a very interesting activity.

"Halo, do you dare to finish it all at once!" The latter exploded, living up to everyone's expectations.

Qi Qi's bad taste was satisfied, and he began to look carefully at those past fragments that had been thrown away.

"Actually, I only met two. The first time it was a woman, she looked about thirty, but if you saw her for the first time, you would think that she should retire. Anyway, the whole person feels very dark and lifeless. , and then her ability is to make all the things she touches except people and animals, and instantly decay and decay, such as fruit moldy all of a sudden, food spoiled in an instant, if the furniture is touched by her, it will be completely over Son, I don’t even have to fix it, it’s interesting.”

"Well," Liu Ting nodded sincerely, "The standard supporting facilities are very suitable for her."

"The second time the man was nothing special, he just had great strength, flipping over the car with his bare hands was like playing."

"Popeye?"

"And without the spinach."

"...How do you meet strange people all the time?"

"It's okay. I met two of them after 70 years of wandering around, and it's not necessarily unusual. Maybe everyone has their own special abilities."

"Then why didn't we both?"

"Don't get involved with me, I will fly on the grass."

"Damn, I'm the only defective product!"

The crazy Liu Ting made Qi Qile lose his temper.

In fact, in his opinion, Liu Ting is high-quality enough—he has a car, a house, fresh plasma, integrity, enthusiasm, and optimism. Although his private life is a bit promiscuous, he is really alive.As for the two mentioned above, one was tired of seeing corruption and finally freed himself after half a year without eating or drinking. The other sucked the blood of countless girls and finally broke out after killing four policemen with his bare hands. Fleeing away in the vast crowd, never to be seen again.

But Qi Qi didn't intend to tell Liu Ting about this.If possible, this man had better live like this forever, standing there like a model house, letting a guy like himself look up at him from time to time, and then say, oh, life can still be like this.

"Actually, sometimes when you think about it, it's good not to be hypnotized." The person who only knows how to eat and sleep like a fool suddenly sighed with emotion, "Although you will be worried, it's good that someone remembers you and proves that you have indeed stayed in this world."

It turned out that he wasn't heartless either.

"Then you don't have to use it, and no one is forcing you to perform."

"You can die if you don't choke me," Liu Ting yelled angrily, and after a long time, he muttered in a low voice, "Isn't that convenient, it can be done in one click, and you don't have to worry about showing your feet, let alone reunion in 20 years. "

Liu Ting had a rare expression that could be called bewildered. Qi Qi looked at it for a long time, and suddenly said, "I will remember you."

Liu Ting didn't respond, and asked, "What did you say?"

Qi Qi repeated again: "I will remember you."

This time, Liu Ting understood.

It's a lie to say that I'm not moved, but I can't put my arms around a child and say thank you.Besides, the word "Xie" is too light, and it is so thin that it is not worth mentioning in front of the end of their lives.Who knows what will happen in the future, and who knows whether he will be a human or a ghost in a few hundred years?The old saying sums it up brilliantly, nights are long and dreams are many.And their night was too fucking long.

"Nonsense, I raised you as carefully as I raised my son..." In the end, Liu Ting could only say this.

Qi Qi smiled, tilted her head, and touched the opponent's shoulder.

Liu Ting sighed quietly.Looking up, he happened to see a firework blooming. Just as he was wondering, the second and third came one after another.Soon, the entire night sky became colorful, gorgeous and charming.

"Stupid," Qi Qi could imagine the foolish look of Mr. Stupid at the moment without looking, "It's the [-]th anniversary of Hong Kong's return to the motherland."