Vampire Manual

"I'm going to be on duty again on November?!" One morning at the end of September, Li Shuang was called into the office by Wang Dagang, so he received the bad news.

Deputy Wang was very dissatisfied with the apprentice's "love and dedication", and slapped the table: "Howling!"

"I was on duty last November, and I was also on duty the year before last, and the year before..."

"Ok?"

"...I ran [-] meters every day for the graduation exam on the [-]th day of the first year of the new year!"

Wang Dagang slightly raised his eyelids, and only said lightly: "Xiyan just came back from Beijing today, and he will still be on duty on the [-]th."

Brother Shuang's status bar is all off.What else can I do?With a role model of different weights around him, he can only be strict with his own high standards.

It was eleven in a blink of an eye.

The weather is beautiful and the sun is scorching hot.

Li Shuang changed his summer uniform, and was fortunate to be in the same group as a high-level model again, escorting a harmonious society.

In other words, the two of them don't need to come out at ordinary times, and they just go on duty in the camp, and the residents in need will come to them.But this is the National Day, and the five-star red flags are flying everywhere in the streets of civilized communities. Are you embarrassed by the people's police not to take to the streets to show our country's prestige?For nothing else, just walk around with the countless citizens who go shopping and travel during the festival, to show that the country is peaceful and the people are safe.

Li Shuang wanted to eat popsicles again.

He didn't know why, but whenever he was on duty with Bo Xiyan, he wanted to eat popsicles. Could it be that the other party had that temperament?

"I told you to sweep the street, why are you staring at me?" Bo Xiyan teased coolly.It's strange that he didn't look up during this period, but kept writing in the small notebook he carried with him.

Li Shuang remembered the classic reply: "How do you know I'm looking at you if you don't look at me?"

Bo Xiyan raised his head when he heard the words, and said lightly, "It's a feeling."

Li Shuang absolutely scoffed when others said that, but when Bo Xiyan said this, Li Shuang felt chills down his spine for no reason, as if the other party really had superpowers: "Damn, medical freak."

Bo Xiyan didn't take it seriously, put the notebook and pen back into his pocket, and continued to watch the flow of people on the street without emotion.

He really didn't have any feelings. Every time he looked at Bo Xiyan, Li Shuang would unconsciously think of a martial arts novel he had read before. In it, there was a leader who became unfeeling because of some magical skills, just like the guy in front of him.He suspected that Bo Xiyan didn't have nerves like emotions in his body.

That's it, the two of them patrolled for most of the day.Patroled from the train station to the pedestrian street, and then from the pedestrian street to the surrounding area of ​​the business district. Later, when the sun was about to set, Li Shuang was finally bored to the extreme, so he asked Bo Xiyan what the case was when he returned to Beijing.

In fact, Li Shuang wasn't really curious, he was just looking for something to say.But Bo Xiyan's answer made people vomit blood even more: "Secret."

"Has the prisoner been caught?"

"Secret."

"A vicious case?"

"Secret."

"What's your last name?"

"Bao..." Bo Xiyan regretted the words as soon as he uttered them, swallowed the following words with great difficulty, and he finally showed some expression.

Brother Shuang was proud: "Why don't you keep it a secret?"

Bo Xiyan sighed and asked, "Are you bored?"

Li Shuang rolled his eyes, thinking that I was about to be suffocated to death so you could tell, but before he could say anything, he sensed something was wrong, and he didn't know where the inspiration came from, and suddenly threw Bo Xiyan to the ground!

At the same moment, a porcelain flowerpot hit the ground next to them heavily, shattering into pieces.The distance was so close that the fragments of the splash cut Li Shuang's arm, causing blood to flow profusely.

Passers-by screamed and soon became a mess, some ran away afraid of falling again, and some watched from afar and pointed.

Bo Xiyan frowned, subconsciously looking at the tall buildings in front of him.

It was a hotel-style apartment, standing unobtrusively around the business district, but just a few seconds ago, it almost killed them.

"Damn it, the 26th floor!" Li Shuang didn't care about the pain, and got up from the ground, "Mint, you ask the brothers nearby to block the entrances of several units, I want to see who the hell doesn't want to live!"

Bo Xiyan raised his eyebrows, a little surprised that Li Shuang didn't express his anger.According to experience, the other party will definitely say "Mint, you are a fucking adult version of Conan" at this time.Obviously, Li Shuang was furious, and Bo Xiyan knew that he was not angry because of his injury, but thought that if he was not walking here at this time, then the innocent people would be hurting, so he was angry.

Although he didn't have much contact with him, Bo Xiyan had always had some impressions of this special colleague.

Seeing that Li Shuang was about to rush into the first unit, Bo Xiyan quickly called out to him, "Wait a minute." Then he took off his long-sleeved uniform and tied Li Shuang's wound tightly.

Li Shuang was stunned, not because of this rare friendship, but...Mr. Mint, who took off his long-sleeved uniform, was actually wearing a short-sleeved uniform...

"Damn, what are you used to!"

Bo Xiyan usually ignored the boring question. He looked at the location of the flowerpot and the broken state, then looked up at the building, and said to Li Shuang, "The third unit is between the seventh and fourteenth floors."

"Come on, I'll knock on the door one by one." Without the slightest doubt, Li Shuang pressed the 3-101 doorbell and gritted his teeth fiercely, "Grandson, just wash it for me and wait."

"Who is it?" It seems that an old lady lives in 101.

"Auntie, I'm Xiao Li from the district police station, hehe..."

Li Shuang's face-changing skills are also a mystery to Bo Xiyan.But obviously, this trick worked. It didn't take long for the advanced anti-theft door to open in response. Li Shuang rushed in like an arrow. Bo Xiyan estimated that he would go straight up the stairs to the seventh floor and forget that there was such a thing as an elevator.But it doesn't matter, maybe the elevator is not as fast as Li Shuang's - the physical strength is too much, so there is no need to use it.

Bo Xiyan followed in, and he leaned against the wall only after the security door was closed.

Quietly, do nothing, just rely on it.

Li Shuang asked him to guard the door, so he obeyed.And the door has been locked on this one, so naturally there is no need to call the brothers around.

Ten minutes later, someone who was still talking about getting his grandson cleaned up came down in despair—this time he knew to take the elevator.

"Not caught?" Bo Xiyan raised his eyebrows.

"I caught it," Li Shuang curled his lips, "The two kids were playing around, and they accidentally bumped into each other. Come on, brother, admit your bad luck, I don't know if you can report a work-related injury..."

Bo Xiyan narrowed his eyes and suddenly asked, "Which one?"

Li Shuang was stunned for a moment, and said, "1202, what's wrong?"

Bo Xiyan looked at him, said "wait for me", and entered the elevator.

Li Shuang was at a loss until 5 minutes later the elevator door slowly opened, and Bo Xiyan came out with the two fifteen or sixteen-year-old boys.

"Where does this come from?" Li Shuang was puzzled.

Bo Xiyan understated: "It's not a collision, they did it on purpose."

Li Shuang was stunned for a long time, and finally understood, but he couldn't believe it: "Fuck, falling from that height will kill you!"

Bo Xiyan ignored him and called the brothers nearby to take the boy back to the camp, while he took Li Shuang to a nearby hospital.

Li Shuang's injury required six stitches. It may not be serious, but it is not small.When he came out wrapped in gauze, Li Shuang was still in a daze: "Is it really on purpose? Don't wrong those two children."

Bo Xiyan really felt very strange: "What makes you believe in their innocence?"

Li Shuang was at a loss for words, he couldn't say that the two of them just said that, and then he just believed it.

Bo Xiyan didn't bother to talk nonsense with him: "You will understand everything when you go back to the institute."

As Bo Xiyan said, the interrogation lasted until eight o'clock in the evening, and the bottom fell.The two are classmates, and their parents are business partners. To put it bluntly, they are two junior rich second generations. They are bored and want to do something bad when they get together.If you want to say it, go ahead and kill people, but it's really not true. According to them, it's just to scare and scare.When the parents came to pick them up, they were crying with snot and tears. They kept saying that they had not educated well and begged the government to forgive them.What can Li Shuang say, the two high school students, if they don't arrive, they will be detained for ten days and a half months?That's not the case either.

On the other hand, Bo Xiyan kindly reminded his parents when he sent them out of the office: "Remember to go back and ask them to make up for physics. How much momentum can a falling object fall from a height of 40 meters when the resistance is negligible? After calculation, they will understand the difference between scaring and killing." gone."

After finally sending all the plague gods away, only the two of them and two colleagues on the night shift were left in the institute.

"I guess the parents didn't understand what you said just now." Li Shuang sighed, feeling that it was really an unlucky day.

"When those two people really commit crimes in the future, they will understand."

"Why do I feel that you seem to be looking forward to it?"

"kind of."

"..."

After a chat, Li Shuang yawned and felt sleepy. Looking at his watch, it was past ten o'clock, so he patted Bo Xiyan on the shoulder: "Mint, let's go, don't tell me you have to work overtime. ha."

"You go back, it's too late and there is no car, and my home is far away, so don't bother."

"Is this place okay to live in? Are you going to sleep on a table or a chair?" Li Shuang frowned, and before Bo Xiyan could answer, he made a decision on his own, "Well, for the sake of you accompanying me to the doctor, I will be with my brother." go home."

Bo Xiyan was not a hypocritical person. He felt late and troublesome, so he didn't go home. Li Shuang's house was close, and it must be more comfortable than the institute, so he went to Li Shuang's house. The options are good and bad, so there is nothing to hesitate.

Li Shuang's house is not big, a little messy, but there are not many things, so it doesn't look very crowded.Bo Xiyan looked around briefly, and then lost interest in the place he visited for the first time, as if this place was no different from the Home Inns, Motel Jinjiang Inn, etc. he usually stayed on business trips, and it was nothing more than staying for one night.

But when he finished washing and found that Li Shuang had vacated half of the double bed for him, he was stunned.

The person on the bed was still fanning and being urged: "What happened, come up and sleep."

Bo Xiyan suddenly felt a headache: "Find me a quilt, I'll just sleep on the floor."

"How can there be any reason to let the guests sleep on the floor?"

"Then I'll sleep on the bed where you sleep?"

"There's no reason to let the master sleep on the floor!"

"..." Bo Xiyan had a splitting headache, but he refrained from asking Li Shuang why those two big men slept in the same bed, he was afraid that the other party would answer something that would make him vomit blood.

In the end, Bo Xiyan still fell asleep on the ground.

Than persisted, he didn't seem to have found an opponent yet.

After turning off the lights, Bo Xiyan suddenly had a whim in the dark, thinking that Li Shuang and Pata were similar to some extent, although he hadn't figured out what the similarity was.

Another thing is also quite strange, he didn't go back at night, and Pata didn't even call.Bo Xiyan knew that he had made some friends recently, but he didn't go into details about it.However, there is something that can divert Patana's non-human attention, and Bo Xiyan thinks it is very good.

"Minghe, why did you study forensic medicine and become a police officer?" Li Shuang's voice suddenly came from above his head.

Bo Xiyan remembered that this person just said 2 minutes ago that he was sleepy: "It's nothing, when I graduated, I suddenly didn't want to do it, now it's more free."

"free?"

"Well, what I want to study, I choose the topic myself, and no one will limit me to the scope."

"Understood, co-author you like to study unconventional things."

After thinking about it, Bo Xiyan felt that it was okay to say that.

"I won't call you a medical freak anymore." Li Shuang said suddenly.

"Why?" Bo Xiyan was rarely curious.

"Because I thought of a more suitable one."

"Ok?"

"Part-time film police."

Bo Xiyan raised the corners of his mouth, showing a smile that no one could see.He suddenly found it interesting to talk to Li Shuang. To be exact, he didn't feel bad about this colleague.

So he had a rare reciprocity and interviewed the other party: "Then why do you want to be a police officer?"

"Who wants to be a film policeman? I want to be a criminal policeman!" Li Shuang was impassioned, and after a while, he muttered again, "It's not like no one wants to."

"and then?"

"Then I found out that they are all the police, and it's the same. The initial stage is to keep one party safe."

"Is there still an advanced stage?"

"No, it's the ultimate goal."

"All ears."

"protect the world's peace."

Later, Bo Xiyan had a dream on the floor of Brother Shuang's house.Brother Shuang in Mengli died in the line of duty. After the memorial service was held in the institute, the body was about to be cremated. He hurriedly stepped forward to stop him, repeatedly emphasizing that as a rare alien creature, the body is more valuable for medical anatomy and research...