Vampire Manual

It has been a month since the fellow villagers met each other.

Pata seems to regard this place as his second home.I like to come and report if I have anything to do.Sometimes when Liu Ting and Qi Qi were not at home, he would directly transform and fly in from the kitchen window that was never closed, although he had to put on a suit every time.Of course, there are people in the house most of the time, and most of the time, the "people" are sleeping.So every time Pata will spread a bunch of "regular work and rest" health regimens, regardless of whether the sleepy night owl duo can listen to it or not.

But one after another, Qi Qi and Liu Ting also learned a little bit about their own clan from the "senior" - if they are barely considered the same clan.

According to Pata, vampires also have bloodlines, and to be precise, the bloodlines still value this bloodline distinction.The so-called purebreds are naturally the continuation of the ancient family bloodlines. Hybrids like Pata, who are hybrids, can't be put on the table, let alone Qi Qi and Liu Ting, who became monks halfway.Moreover, vampires also have a lifespan, as few as 300 years, and as long as 800 years. Moreover, vampires are not always beautiful. They will grow old with age just like humans, but this change is too slow. , hardly noticeable.In addition, both Liu Ting and Qi Qi are very lucky - this is Pata's summary.

Liu Ting almost vomited blood when he heard this: "It means I was bitten and I have to thank that bitch for showing her love?"

Pata didn't understand Ting Ai, but she probably understood: "Because she just bit you, and didn't suck your blood dry."

Liu Ting's black line, if you have to compare him with a mummy, then he is lucky.

"Besides, not everyone who is bitten can survive," Pata continued, "People's constitutions are not the same. I heard from my grandmother that there is something very special in our saliva. After most people are bitten Everyone will be infected by this kind of thing, so they also become vampires, but there are also a small number of people whose body systems cannot withstand these things, and they will die immediately if they are bitten. Of course, there are other people who seem to have some kind of antibody in their bodies , so even if you are bitten, you are still the same as ordinary people, and there will be no change."

"Damn, there are such great people?" Liu Ting really opened his eyes.

Qi Qi kept listening, and was not going to express his opinion at first, but it seemed that Liu Ting might want to fly if he didn’t speak any more: "If you have antibodies, you are just not afraid of being bitten. You ask Pata, if a person with antibodies is bitten Can you still live if you suck it dry?"

Of course there is no need to ask.

Liu Ting grumbled angrily: "It's amazing not to be afraid of being bitten, what's the matter, I can't feel it."

Qi Qi smiled and stopped talking.He doesn't remember what it was like to bite him for a long time, and he is not going to bite others again, so whoever has the antibody and who doesn't have the antibody who is weak and who is invincible Iron King Kong is to him, just like the moment on Pata's shoulder Slightly yellowed leaves.

Pata was sitting right next to the window, and the wind blew the leaves in and just fell on his shoulders.

Pata didn't notice.Qi Qi reached out and helped him pick it off.

Pata couldn't see the leaves, so he wondered why Qi Qi suddenly leaned over and then backed away: "What's wrong?"

Qi Qi shook his head, and suddenly realized that Pata couldn't see it, so he changed his words: "It's nothing, it's just...it's going to be autumn."

Qi Qi lifted up the leaf, and through the sunlight, its veins were winding and clear.It would be great if life was like this, Qi Qi thought, where to go, how to flow, to decide early, maybe there will be fewer surprises if there are no accidents, but at least it will not be derailed.

"Qi Qi?" Pata didn't understand the meaning of Qi Qi's sentence of "feeling into autumn", and he didn't wait for the second sentence for a long time, so he made a strange sound.

"Leave him alone, he's a bogus bourgeoisie." Liu Ting leaned over and put his arm around Pata's shoulders, "Let's talk about serious business."

Pata nodded straightforwardly and heartily: "Okay."

Liu Ting smiled in satisfaction, showing two rows of white and bright teeth: "Come and live with my brother."

Pata was stunned, and her beautiful eyes without focus blinked twice in confusion, as if she couldn't quite understand Liu Ting's meaning.

Qi Qi helped his forehead, and then with a "snap", he slapped the leaves on Liu Ting's face with his palm: "I said you can still be a little fresh, why do you want to live with someone when you see someone, and I beg you not to Every time I use that obscene expression of 'Girl, don't worry, I'm not a good person'..."

"I'm wretched?!" Liu Ting was injured, and turned to Patta, "Pata, tell me, brother Liu, am I wretched?"

Pata scratched her head, embarrassed: "That, I can't see."

Liu Ting wanted to kill either of them!

"Don't struggle, this is your essence," Qi Qi patted Liu Tingwa's head kindly, "Why else would I ignore you when you wandered around my stall back then."

Liu Ting snapped off the paw angrily: "It's hard for me to find someone of the same kind, of course I want everyone to stay together!"

"But I thought you fell in love with me." Qi Qi said honestly.

"Fancy?" Liu Ting didn't understand for a while.

Qi Qi didn't explain, just looked at him with watery eyes.

Liu Ting frowned, tilted his head to think for a long time, and realized: "Damn, GAY!"

Qi Qi was speechless, digging out his ears, Liu Jun's shrill cry just now was so piercing, so he didn't know that it was "ghost".

Liu Ting didn't finish yet, and continued to yell at an octave: "Say it again, I like women! Beautiful girl! Damn, I'm already half human and half ghost, who would do that..."

With a muffled pop, the pillow that flew across the sky hit Liu Ting's face, and also strangled the words behind him in the cradle.

"Liu, it's wrong for you to discriminate like this, it's a violation of human rights!"

— Cough, someone blew their hair.

Qi Qi shrinks back into the sofa. He has never noticed that Comrade Pata is so tall and mighty. Now the other party is standing against the light, and the shadow can cover him, which is quite imposing.

But there is a saying that Qi Qi still wants to say: "That...you should use trample here."

Pata ignored him and continued to stare in Liu Ting's direction.

No matter how dull Liu Ting is, he still understands, okay, he hit the gun.But, this is too small, so he needs to verify: "Hey, you are..."

"GAY." Pata admitted generously, and proudly puffed out her chest, "I am happy, I am HAPPY."

Liu Ting swallowed hard, and quickly weighed the consequences of fighting against the pure blood in his heart, and finally felt that he was a hero: "SORRY, I sincerely take back what I said earlier. God loves the world, all beings are equal, love has no borders, no races, no Gender, I used to be too narrow, I will go back to the house and think about the past."

Pata pouted: "Do you really know that you are wrong?"

Liu Ting nodded vigorously: "Absolutely wrong."

Qi Qi also chimed in based on humanitarianism: "He is nodding sincerely."

Pata's anger was like a storm, coming in a rush and then disappearing. He sat down on the sofa again, showing a hearty smile: "Okay, I'm not angry anymore."

Liu Ting breathed a sigh of relief, the crisis was resolved, and the heart of gossip rose.

To be honest, although he doesn't do it himself, Liu Ting really doesn't discriminate.I used to see men and men when I was spending time and drinking. There is always something special among a group of drinking and meat friends.But Pata is different, Liu Ting always feels that this guy is not compatible with Wanwan, that is to say, even if he is gay, he still lives by love.

Thinking of this, he wanted to inquire about lace news: "I said, you have been in China for two years now, do you have a date?"

"Subject?" Pata's voice was still weird.

"It's the boyfriend." Qi Qi glanced at Bagua Liu with disdain, and helped explain.

Pata smiled brighter, and said loudly: "Yes, Ihavelover!"

Liu Ting and Qi Qi looked at each other in blank dismay. It was expected, but also a little unexpected. In short, it felt very subtle.

"Uh, what kind of person is that?" After Liu Ting asked, he quickly added, "Wait a minute...is it a person?"

Pata nodded firmly: "Of course it's a human being!"

Qi Qi raised his forehead, always finding this conversation awkward.

Pata didn't notice anything unusual, and began to describe his own person: "He's cool, he doesn't like to talk, but he's damn attractive, super handsome, and very, very smart. We met in the United States. , I came here just to pursue him, God, I can't think of any words to describe him, anyway..."

"In short, beauty is in the eye of the beholder." Liu Ting understood it, and he was still the one who was rushing forward. He held back the second half of the sentence, "But wait a minute, cool is not talkative. I can understand, how do you judge this handsome, with your eyesight as an old man..."

Before Liu Ting finished speaking, Qi Qi pushed him with his elbow.

He also asked: "Why are you pushing me?"

Qi Qi was speechless.

Naxiang Pata was not affected at all, and was still immersed in the beautiful description of his lover: "I can't see it, I can touch it, his eyes are not big, but the bridge of his nose is very straight, his lips are a little thin, but the shape is very beautiful and soft , especially comfortable when kissing, and I love his figure to death, you don't know..."

"Stop!" Liu Ting begged for mercy with sweat on his forehead, "If I don't know, I don't know, you just know it yourself."

Pata laughed, a little ambiguously, but more happily.That kind of sparkling happiness that only people in love have.

"Ah, I almost forgot," Pata suddenly groaned, and hurriedly groped for himself, "I have his photo in my wallet, you'll know it when you see it!"

Not curious, that is pure rumor.

So Liu Ting and Qi Qi remained calm on the surface, but in fact they were all eagerly waiting for the true face of the rumored actor Lushan.

Soon, Pata opened the wallet and slapped it on the coffee table.

Liu Ting and Qi Qi leaned over to look at it, looked around, looked around, Liu Ting even lifted it up and went through a dozen card holders, and finally they determined that there was no real face, only Lushan Mountain, oh, no, it was Huangshan Mountain.

not kidding.

In the huge wallet, apart from the banknotes, there is only one photo that can be called a photo, and it is placed in the middle of the wallet in the transparent film that should really hold the photo. The mountains are high and the smoke is lingering, and a vigorous welcoming pine tree is the photo. of all.If there were no small stamped characters in the lower right corner of the photo, Liu Ting and Qi Qi might have found a magnifying glass to search for the mysterious hero who "may have been forgotten in the depths of the beautiful scenery".

Those four gold-plated small characters clearly read - the scenery of Huangshan Mountain.

"What's the matter?" Noticing the unusual quietness of the two of them, Pata frowned slightly, a little disappointed, "Not handsome?"

Qi Qi pursed her lips, suddenly not knowing what to say.

But Liu Ting said loudly: "Not handsome, it belongs to the mighty type, haha."

Pata immediately turned from cloudy to sunny: "Liu, you mustn't fall in love with him!"

Before Qi Qi could react, he was suddenly pulled by Liu Ting and pushed into Pata's arms.Then he heard Liu Ting say: "Touch Xiaoqi well, brother, I really went astray one day, and I also like this type."

Pata touched it carefully.

Qi Qi screamed, and even rolled and crawled to escape from the clutches, the T-shirt was rolled up to his chest.

Liu Ting and Pata laughed together, shoulder to shoulder and full of friends.

Qi Qi almost ground his teeth to white powder, and didn't think of any good way to get revenge, so he simply couldn't see or worry, got up and went to the kitchen to eat watermelon.

The watermelon was just taken out of the refrigerator, and it felt cold in my stomach after eating it.

The early autumn wind blows in through the window, making it cool.

Qi Qi was cold outside, but hearing the occasional laughter from the living room, he felt inexplicably warm again.

In fact, Pata and Liu Ting are very compatible, one is optimistic and sunny, the other is heartless, on the contrary, only he likes to think too much.But there's nothing wrong with that.Just like a chameleon changes its color as the environment changes, he has to think more when he is with a person with an empty mind. On the contrary, if someone helps him think of everything, he will naturally be willing to be heartless and heartless. .

This conclusion is supported by evidence, but Qi Qi is unwilling to show it.Liu Ting always said that when he had nothing to do, he would feel sad about spring and autumn, but he really didn't. He was just surprised that autumn was coming and found that another winter was coming... Well, he was just hypocritical and sad.