Vampire Manual

Later, Li Shuang tried Daxiong Nobi Doraemon and so on, but he couldn't contact Song of Xueshan, and finally realized that the other party liked Xiaojing.However, Xiaojing played hard to get, and disappeared in one class, so during the next "working hours", Comrade Mint was sweeping mines, and Comrade Li Shuang watched minesweeping.During this period, Comrade Li Shuang's eyes cramped twice, and he went to the toilet three times. In the end, he was really bored, and finally got up and walked around.

Mint's house is [-] to [-] square meters, but it is a neat three-bedroom and one living room. There is a master bedroom. Li Shuang just took a look at the double pillows, and he automatically and spontaneously outlined a certain spring in his mind, so he resolutely withdrew; It has been unoccupied for a long time, and there are palm-sized spider webs on the corners; the innermost room cannot be opened, and Li Shuang calculates the area, and estimates that it is at most a storage room.

"What treasures do you have in your house? You even keep the whole secret room." After browsing, the bored Brother Shuang had nothing to say.

Before Mint answered, the grandfather clock in the corner rang regularly.It was a very old grandfather clock, like a prop used in countless horror movies, with a bloody dark brown primer, a pale white dial, thick black hands, a heavy pendulum, and a ghost knocking on the door. one o'clock.

Goosebumps scrambled out of his naked skin. Li Shuang gritted his teeth and persisted until the bell rang for five times. After holding it in for an entire afternoon, he finally said: "Mint, you have really tasteful choice of furniture."

Bo Xiyan turned off the game, looked back for a moment, and said leisurely: "I will convey your praise to Pata."

It turned out that Pata bought it, so Li Shuang can understand: "The shopping guide must not have told him what this thing looks like."

"Not necessarily." Bo Xiyan tilted his head and thought for a while, "He said he liked the sound of the clock, so I guess he would pay for it even if it was abstracted into a Picasso painting."

"You don't like it?" Li Shuang heard the overtones.

Bo Xiyan glanced at him indifferently, but said nothing.

Li Shuang suddenly smiled wickedly: "Then you must like Pata very much."

Bo Xiyan's answer was to shake the mechanical watch on his wrist: "It's five o'clock, and it's time for you to get off work."

After Li Shuang left, Bo Xiyan stared blankly at Microsoft's default blue sky and white cloud desktop for a while, then got up and went into the place Li Shuang thought was the storage room, did two experiments, analyzed the microorganisms in a petri dish, until Pata knocked on the door.

Bo Xiyan didn't know when Pata would go home. He didn't like to be disturbed when he was doing experiments. Pata knew this and had a profound lesson on this precept, so if he dared to knock on the door, it would usually There was only one reason, and that was when it was time to eat—he hated being interrupted during the experiment, but he hated being hungry even more.

As soon as the door is opened, the spicy curry smell will come to your face.Bo Xiyan has stayed abroad, and it is not a problem to build a kitchen by himself, but Pata has grown abroad for more than 3 years, and he can only cook [-]-minute microwave curry, so usually Bo Xiyan has studied too much in the laboratory, and what is waiting for him will always be It's that menu.

But Pata still did it happily, as if he didn't waste this hard-won performance opportunity at all.

Bo Xiyan wanted to speak up several times, but he gave up for various reasons, and over time, he just let him go.After all, there are not many times when Pata is needed to cook, so there is no need for him to cause trouble.It is Pata's talent to make a trivial matter go crazy, and it has nothing to do with eye disease, it is purely a result of personality.So under normal circumstances, Bo Xiyan's strategy is that more things are worse than less things, and less things are worse than nothing.

"Has anyone been to our house?" Pata suddenly asked during the meal.

There was only one serving of curry, which was naturally Bo Xiyan's. At that time, Pata was only attentively accompanying him.So bored, he rested his chin on the table, and then blew the slightly curly hair on his forehead one after another.

"A colleague, what's the matter?" Bo Xiyan was a little surprised, the word "careful" never matched Patak, and, to put it bluntly, he just wanted to be careful, and he didn't have the conditions.

"The CD was replaced."

Bo Xiyan suddenly realized that Li Shuang was tinkering with his notebook before leaving, but...

"How do you know it wasn't me who changed it?"

"Mint never touches Pata's computer, Mint is a cold guy!"

Bo Xiyan couldn't laugh or cry, he never could figure out the causal relationship between Pata, and the other party often said it seriously.

After eating, Bo Xiyan finished the unfinished experiment. He wanted to take a bath and go to bed to read a book before going to sleep, but he was attacked in the middle of the bath.Pata seems to have endless enthusiasm, and he never hides his desire. If he wants, he will pounce on him, and then burn with Bo Xiyan.

When pushing him into the bed, Bo Xiyan suddenly remembered Li Shuang's words.

【Then you must like Pata very much. 】

like?Also "very"?This is really an exaggeration.Some people like to keep cats, some like to keep dogs, some like to keep flowers, birds, fish and insects, but he just kept a special thing, that's all.

Pata's likes are simpler, like kissing, hugging, eating ice cream cake, and chattering after sex.Is it because I can't see that I have to say more words to make up for it?Sometimes Bo Xiyan would think this way, of course, it's a bit mean, but it doesn't matter, anyway, he will never be too idle to discuss with Pata.

"Mint, the place where Liu Ting lives is very lively, why don't we move nearby..."

"Mint, Qi Qi can really teleport, super fast super fast, just like SUPERMAN."

"Mint, I want to raise a dog..."

"Mint……"

"Mint……"

The chatter started again.Bo Xiyan simply took Pata's notebook that he said was "never followed by him", opened the QQ downloaded by Li Shuang during the day, entered his Xiaojing account, and went online. Sure enough, he saw the message from Xueshan Song flashing.

Pata slowly closed her mouth.

Bo Xiyan put the notebook on his lap, and Pata rested on his calf. For a long time, there was only the sound of typing on the keyboard in the room.

Unfortunately, Pata's silence can never be maintained. After 15 minutes, he started to squirm, which was boring; after 10 minutes, he started to turn over, which was boring; after 25 minutes, he finally made a sound again——

"What are you doing mint?"

"chat online."

"Why? You never chat online."

"Work required."

"not understand."

"Someone used QQ to commit a crime, and I was pretending to be a female student to trick him out."

"Did you make it?"

"We'll have to wait a few days to find out."

"Oh."

This time Pata really stopped, groped and crawled back to the pillow, and went to sleep happily.

——The best way to deal with a curious baby is to satisfy all his curiosity.

But what Bo Xiyan didn't expect was that the curious baby took the notebook to Liu Ting's house the next day.

"Where's Liu Ting?" As soon as Pata entered the door, he shook his head and used the radar to search for his best friend.

Qi Qi was very hurt: "I went to discuss business with someone, if you are in a hurry, I can give him a call."

Pata didn't hear the overtones at all, and nodded happily: "Okay."

Qi Qi turned from trauma to internal injury.

When Liu Ting came back, he saw two heads huddled together facing a small notebook, not knowing what they were doing.If Qi Qi is like this, he can still understand, but Pata is completely joining in the fun.

Taking a closer look, there was an open QQ chat history on the display screen. Qi Qinian and Pata listened carefully.

"...Xiaojing said that we are friends? Song from Xueshan said that I thought we were friends. Xiaojing said I was talking about friends, not netizens. Song from Xueshan said that I understand, um, we are friends now Xiaojing said that the world is getting more and more crowded, but there are fewer and fewer friends who can tell the truth. Don't let me down. The pine in the snow mountain said..."

"Sorry, can I interrupt?" Liu Ting couldn't listen anymore, his teeth were sore, "Whose privacy are you two spying on?"

"Liu, you're back!" Pata rushed over as soon as she heard Liu Ting's voice.

This is Pata's habit. When he sees Liu Ting, he will pounce, regardless of whether he pounces in the right direction.Well, in fact, nine times out of ten, he deviated to a distance of [-] miles, so he developed Liu Ting's ability to "go to the mountain quickly if the mountain is not alone".

"This is the chat record of Mint." Qi Qi didn't even bother to eat vinegar, "The pine in the snow mountain is the suspect he wants to catch."

Liu Ting was half-knowledgeable: "What about Xiao Jing?"

Qi Qi gave him a look of "You can be a little more stupid" and said, "Mint."

Now Liu Ting completely understood, and took Pata off his body in twos and twos. Liu Jun looked sad: "Pata, you have no objection to being a gay brother, but you have to find a perverted brother."