Vampire Manual

For the argument that "Comrade Bo Xiyan is a pervert", Comrade Liu Ting found countless arguments to prove, such as this gentleman's facial paralysis, this gentleman's forensic expertise, this gentleman's behavior style, and——

"Which sane person would court an invisible bat?"

I have to admit that what Liu Ting said made sense, and even Qi Qi felt that there was a certain distance between Bo Xiyan and normal people.But knowing it is one thing, saying it is another.

"Liu Ting!" Pata seldom calls Liu Ting with his first name and surname, because the two words are too difficult to pronounce, and if he calls it like this, it means something is wrong, "I will never come to your house again. !"

Pata turned around and left, Liu Ting hurried to pull, Pata couldn't break free, and transformed directly, so Liu Ting was left holding on to an empty sleeve and standing still.

Liu Ting was speechless for a long time, before suffocating to the clothes all over the floor: "This, this is so fucking convenient!"

Before Qi Qi could laugh, he heard a bang, he and Liu Ting looked at each other, and rushed to the kitchen in the next second.I saw the poor little bat lying in the sink, and the window above that was always open was blown shut by some gust of wind, leaving a semicircular imprint on the transparent glass, like an enlarged fingerprint.

Liu Ting quickly picked up the little thing and held it in the palm of his hand, and went back to the living room in three steps at a time. He blew air and sprinkled water. After tossing for a long time, the little bat made another "squeak", but Life and death no longer transformed, and after a while, he stumbled and flew to the bedroom, obviously wanting to "out of sight, out of mind".

This time Liu Ting didn't chase after him wisely, but asked Qi Qi: "Can't it be a concussion?"

Qi Qi said: "I see Xuan."

Liu Ting felt sincerely: "How important it is to protect eyesight."

Qi Qi wanted to eliminate him on behalf of Pata: "You must be poor. If you really bump into it, you will know how distressed you are."

Later, Pata didn't come out, Liu Ting sneaked over to look, and found that the man had turned back into a tall, slender man, sleeping soundly wrapped in his own silk, and finally completely relieved.

"You said it wasn't the first time I told him he couldn't see anything, why did he suddenly get angry today?" This was a question Liu Ting hadn't figured out.

Qi Qi was adjusting the channel indiscriminately. Hearing this, he put down the remote control and looked at Liu Ting solemnly: "Call you stupid, you make a lot of money, and say you are smart, it's really insulting. The point is not you Said he couldn't see, but said Mint shouldn't have him."

Liu Ting frowned and muttered: "I didn't say that."

Qi Qi glanced at him: "Then do you mean that?"

Liu Ting pursed her lips and said nothing.

Qi Qi sighed, and said earnestly: "Pata is more careless, but he is not stupid at all."

"I want to say that I was really in a hurry at the time, and I didn't mean to discriminate against him at all, do you believe it?"

Qi Qi looked at Liu Ting for a long time, and raised the corners of his mouth: "I believe, you are a defective product, do you have the nerve to discriminate against other people's original products?"

"...My potential has not been stimulated yet!"

That night, Liu Ting called Bo Xiyan. He didn't dare to say that Pata was so angry that he hit the glass and fainted. He just said that the three of them had too much fun and it was too late, so Pata had to stay overnight.Bo Xiyan didn't respond, so he said he knew, and then asked Liu Ting if there was anything else, Liu Ting subconsciously said no, and hung up the phone directly.It made Liu Ting scold her mother all the time, saying that this is a broken person.

Qi Qi listened to the whole process, and felt that this person was not very good, but Pata liked it, so it was not their turn to call him.So he continued to bow his head, flirting with his Snow Mountain Pine.

Liu Ting came over to take a look, and was taken aback by Qi Qigang's shy self-defined emoji. He couldn't stand it and said that you really want to be a good citizen, this guy is working hard.Seeing that Qi Qi ignored him, he added another sentence, hey, do you think Li Shuang is also involved in this case?

This time Qi Qi looked at him, but just watched without saying anything.

Liu Ting was under a lot of pressure, and was forced into the room by this look.

As a result, the house was also occupied, and Liu Ting couldn't drive away the injured, so he had to go to the guest room resentfully.

The next day Liu Ting got up early and made a love breakfast for Pata, so the latter was coaxed very spinelessly, turning from a cactus into a sunflower.

A week later, the sunflowers brought good news, and the pine trees in the snowy mountains were hooked!

"Your Mint caught it?" Qi Qi asked casually, but he knew the answer without asking, only Pata had a proud face.

Sure enough, Pata nodded vigorously several times: "I will meet you the night after tomorrow!"

"So, you are afraid that something will happen to him, and you want us to protect him secretly?"

"Qi Qi, you have a very, very, very smart big head!"

"You can remove the capital letters."

After finishing what should be said, Pata, who was sitting on the sofa, realized something was wrong: "Is Liu not here?"

"Going to discuss business." Qi Qi broke open two orange petals, and threw one petal into his mouth, and the other into Sepata's mouth.

The orange was a bit sour, and after pata chewed it a few times, his face wrinkled into a ball: "Isn't he speculating in stocks, why did he talk about business again?"

"It seems to be investing in some kind of resort." Qi Qi remembered Comrade Liu Ting's famous saying, "He said that the meaning of life is not in length, but in width, and he wants to be wide and long."

Pata tilted his head: "It sounds very profound."

Qi Qi yawned: "To put it bluntly, I'm free."

Pata in this room is looking for bodyguards for Mint, while Mint and Li Shuang in that room are going to be someone else's bodyguards.The Songyue in the Snow Mountain has already made an appointment, and the fisherman is indeed Mint, but no one stipulates that the person in front of the computer and under the sun must be the same person.So Li Shuang talked about it, and persuaded Hua'er, a little policeman in the logistics, to act as bait for them.

To ensure everything was safe, Wang Dagang added two more brothers to them, so a group of five people rushed to the remote Holiday Inn an hour early.The location is selected by Songxuan in the snow mountain. It is said to be a hotel, but it is more like a small villa. You can only see the dense forest from a distance. You have to get very close to see the three-story small building with white walls and red tiles clearly.

"Room 302, don't panic, we don't have to wait for him to do it, as soon as he enters the door and confirms his identity, we will arrest him." Li Shuang said as he patted the girl on the shoulder, "It's time to test you."

The girl grabbed his paw, put it down, and said, "You stole my line."

Because they came too early, the four big men and one little woman waited for a long time in their respective positions.Li Shuang and the others did not drive a police car, but borrowed a black car, which was now parked among several cars in the hotel's open-air parking lot, inconspicuous.It's just that the parking lot is about [-] meters away from the hotel. After thinking about it, Li Shuang was still uneasy, and finally decided to find a place nearby to hide, as a pioneer.

Bo Xiyan didn't comment on this, but only reminded him not to be found out.Li Shuang said you just wait and see, I am like a gust of wind, invisible and invisible.So Bo Xiyan didn't even bother to talk to him.But within two steps, Li Shuang turned back and insisted on pulling Bo Xiyan to play with him.The euphemistic name is, brothers who fight tigers, and father and son soldiers who go into battle.

Qi Qi and Liu Ting have been lying on the tree for half an hour.

It was a towering tree with a thick trunk that two people might not be able to hug. Although it was the end of March, and the leaves on the tree had fallen, the dense branches, coupled with the dark moon and high wind, really hid it. good place to go.And the tree is facing the side of the hotel, as long as you find the right height, you can almost see the rooms on the corresponding floor at a glance.Because most of the rooms are lit, and the curtains are of ambiguous gauze, what the people inside are doing can be clearly seen just by looking at their shadows.

Pata flew somewhere to survey the situation, and in such an environment, it was more convenient to be in the shape of a bat.Although it is not efficient to transmit information with squeaking, it is much safer than bumping into wherever you go.

"It's not about mint's dedication to make trouble for a long time," Liu Ting yawned boredly, and then glanced at 302, "but this girl is much more pleasing to the eye." The implication is that if it is to save her, it is worth it.

"You can see it pleasing to the eye just by a silhouette?"

"Necessary, do you think the most important thing about a woman is her looks? Wrong, it's her figure! I think I lived among thousands of flowers back then..."

"Bite."

For a long time after that, there was no more conversation.Liu Ting is like human pieces that have been drained of water, hanging on the branches, swaying with the wind...

Until, the trunk began to shake slightly.

"What's going on?" Liu Ting looked up alertly.

Qi Qi didn't speak, but narrowed his eyes and listened carefully with his ears sideways.

It seemed as if something was climbing up, a little bit upward, a little bit closer, closer, closer, just heard a sound of "crawling", and a big head popped out of the dense branches!

"Mint, this position is just right!" Li Shuang yelled to the bottom.After finishing the speech, he raised his head, facing the two first comers with half-open mouths, he was momentarily stunned.

"Hi." The corners of Liu Ting's mouth twitched, and it took him a long time to squeeze out a single syllable.

"Hi." Brother Shuang looked confused, but still remembered the courtesy.