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Chapter 31: A Training Course for Beginning Parents

Lu Yuan and Tuantuan looked at each other, Li's words left shocks in their hearts to varying degrees.On the way home, the three of them had their own thoughts and said nothing all the way.

"What should the dumpling eat? It doesn't seem to like fruit." As soon as he returned to the cave, Lu Yuan got busy, and fresh fruits were placed all over the floor.But Tuanzi seemed to have no interest in these large and small fruits. It flipped a few times with its flexible nose, but refused to bite.

He twisted the dumpling and checked it, and said: "The young elephant at this age needs to drink milk, but it has already grown teeth, so you can get some tender grass for it to eat. When it is older, it can eat chopped fruits. and leaves."

After hearing Li's words, Lu Yuan immediately carried the bamboo basket on his back and went outside to dig grass.And brought Tuantuan and Tuanzi with them, in the name of cultivating their father-son relationship.

Although the tuanzi was small, he knew that with Lu Yuan around, his life would not be in danger, so he was particularly fond of this young man who wanted to take care of the elephant instead of the mother elephant.It sucked Lu Yuan's finger with its small nose, and the soft touch made Lu Yuan feel excited.The little pink guy is so cute.Lu Yuan wrapped the dumpling with cloth, only a small head was exposed, and then tied the cloth bag to the back of the dumpling covered with black thread.

"Why do you want me to carry him and put him in your bamboo basket?" A certain big cat was extremely dissatisfied, shaking its body vigorously to shake the dumpling off.

"You frightened it!" The meat ball was shaken dizzily, and kept making pitiful wailing.Lu Yuan became angry for a while, and glared at Tuantuan: "You said you wanted to be its father, I didn't force you! There is no such irresponsible father like you in the world, if you can't do it, go back, I can do it by myself."

It seemed that Lu Yuan was really angry, Tuantuan immediately squeezed out a smile: "I'm just not used to it for a while, you have to let me get used to it."

Seeing what he said, Lu Yuan's heart softened again, and he always felt that what he said was a little too much.In fact, thinking about it, Tuantuan was just a child who was only a few dozen days old. It was still difficult for such a child to play the role of father.He patted Tuantuan's head and said gently, "Sorry, I was too impatient just now. Like Li said, let's work hard together." After speaking, he showed a gentle smile, and Tuantuan's eyes were straightened and he couldn't help nodding .

Green grass is growing everywhere in the forest. Although it has not rained for many days, the grass on both sides of the stream is still very dense.Li said that any tender grass whose stems can squeeze out milky white juice is the favorite of herbivores. Lu Yuan picked several kinds of such tender grass and sent them to Tuanzi's mouth.

Tuanzi twisted his chubby body, and seemed to want to get off Tuantuan's back: "I think let's put it down first, it should find what it wants to eat by itself." Tuantuan squinted his eyes and suggested that he really didn't want to carry such a thing on his back. A stupid thing walking around.

"That's right." Lu Yuan nodded and put the dumpling down.As soon as the short legs touched the ground, the pink fleshy ball ran away happily.

It searches the grass, picks the tender grass it likes, rolls it up with its dexterous nose and sends it to its mouth for chewing.

"Look, I said it can eat grass on its own, so I'll just take it out for a walk every day." Tuantuan simply lay down on the grass, flicking his tail leisurely.His body has grown quite large, and unlike the light golden fluff of his childhood, he now has beautiful tiger stripes.

Lu Yuan was also infected by his lazy expression, and simply leaned on Tuantuan to enjoy this rare relaxing moment together.At the beginning of the dry season, they had to store food, and then built sheep pens, so they were very busy every day.Coupled with living together with Li, the time spent alone with Tuantuan is pitifully less.

Lu Yuan turned around, hugged the little thing's neck, put his face on his furry head and said affectionately: "I know this idea is stupid, and it's also impossible, but recently I always feel that we are like Just like husband and wife. Arguing over trivial matters and taking care of the baby together, ha ha." He chuckled, his eyes full of smiles: "Although it's only been half a day since Tuanzi came to me, I always feel like my own flesh and blood."

"I think so, you must feel very stupid." Lu Yuan blushed a lot when he said such embarrassing words on the spur of the moment.

"Why is it impossible for us to become a husband and wife?" Tuantuan felt his heart constrict suddenly, but he still pretended to be calm: "And it's not stupid, because I have a similar feeling, raising children with you must be It's a very happy thing."

Tuantuan licked his lips, and suddenly said: "Lu Yuan, I want you to be my spouse."

"Nonsense, what a stupid boy, we can't do it." Lu Yuan just took it as his childish request, and didn't take it to heart at all.

"Why is it impossible? I like you, I want to be with you, and I want you to give birth to me." The little thing suddenly became serious. He rolled over and pressed Lu Yuan under him, looking down at him with all eyes is firm.

Lu Yuan froze for a moment, and the hot feelings immediately spread to his heart, but he knew that all of this was just his dependence on himself.

He sighed, and gently pushed the ball away: "Fool, it's impossible." He repeated it again, his tone full of bitterness.

"Why?" Tuantuan didn't understand why Lu Yuan, who had always spoiled him, rejected him, he felt very sad.Ever since he grew up, he couldn't get into Lu Yuan's arms and act like a baby like he did when he was a child, and he couldn't be hugged to sleep like when he was a child.

He didn't know when there was something between them, but he didn't know what it was.

"Tuantuan, listen to me." Lu Yuan was startled, and suddenly felt that what he said next was very cruel.But he had to say, because it was a matter of time: "Your feelings for me are not love, but a kind of dependence. Just like Tuanzi regards me as a mother, you can't leave me because I have always taken care of you. "

He paused for a while, seeing that the expression on Tuantuan's face was getting more and more frustrated, he still made up his mind and continued: "Besides, I am a man. Before I came here, I was a normal man who liked women. Do you understand, I am very It's hard to accept having sex with people of the same gender... Besides, you're not really human..." Lu Yuan bit his lower lip, hesitating whether to continue: "You should find a female who is worthy of you, and form a A family has many, many healthy babies.”

This is good, this is the best for him, he should have his own happiness and life.So, that's fine...

Lu Yuan took a deep breath, suppressed the pain in his heart, and showed a bright smile to Tuantuan: "One day you will meet a very good girl and fall in love with her."

Tuantuan stared blankly at him for a while, then lowered his head and stopped talking.Different from Lu Yuan's idea, he thought that the reason why Lu Yuan rejected him was because he was not a real human being.

If he is human, is he worthy of Lu Yuan?

The atmosphere was awkward for a while, and no one was willing to speak first.The dumpling ate until its belly was round, and ran towards Lu Yuan with short legs.Those unpleasant conversations had nothing to do with it, so it rolled into Lu Yuan's arms with innocent eyes.

"Be good, be good, be careful to burst your stomach after eating so full." Lu Yuan smiled lightly, stroking Tuanzi's belly.He couldn't help but think of what happened when Tuantuan was a child. On a thunderstorm night, Tuantuan curled up in his arms and shivered like this.

Sometimes Lu Yuan feels that he is very selfish, he thinks: If Tuantuan will not grow up, then he will always belong to himself and depend on himself?

"Get some grass and go back, so that it won't have to take it out again at night when it's hungry." Tuantuan stood up and pulled the meat ball under its claws to prevent it from running around.

It didn't look like he was very sad, Lu Yuan was both disappointed and happy for him, but his heart was still aching.He thought, I must be crazy!Have you been away from civilized society for too long?Why do I have such a feeling for an animal? If it's not that I'm crazy, it's that the world is crazy.

On the way back, Tuantuan suddenly asked, "If I were human, would you be my spouse?"

"If you're a human being and a woman, I think it's okay." Bringing up this topic again, in order to make the atmosphere more relaxed, Lu Yuan jokingly said, "And it must be a soft girl with big breasts and a thin waist."

"What is a soft girl?" It was another unfamiliar word, and after thinking about it for a while, Tuantuan still couldn't clearly understand this word.Finally, he said solemnly: "Does it mean that the body is soft? I can lick my own butt, so I am considered a soft girl."

Lu Yuan burst out laughing, it was really funny, he patted the little guy on the head: "Yes, you are really soft." He laughed exaggeratedly at the puzzled little guy, tears came out: "So Well, when you can become a human, let me check to see if you are the legendary soft girl."

"If so, will you be my spouse and give birth to my child?" The innocent big cat immediately became energetic.

Looking at the little thing with glowing eyes, Lu Yuan almost rolled on the ground laughing.He wiped his tears and said: If I can give birth, I don't mind giving you two or three. "This is of course another joke, Tuantuan is not a soft girl, and Lu Yuan can't have children.

But Tuantuan took this joke seriously.

When he happily ran back to the cave, Lian Li was curious: "What good things happened to you outside, why is this guy so happy?"

Lu Yuan smiled and said nothing, but Tuantuan leaned forward and whispered: "Lu Yuan has agreed to be my spouse." His tone was full of excitement, and he could clearly feel his joy and impatience: "Lu Yuan said that as long as I am Soft girl, he will be my spouse and give birth to my child."

What?Li looked at Lu Yuan with a puzzled face, and was at a loss when he heard it.He doesn't know what a soft girl is, but he understands that men can't have children.

"Don't play too far, the fangs are very possessive, he will take it seriously." When alone, Li warned Lu Yuan earnestly: "If you can't accept being crushed by another man as a female, don't start a fire* **."

"Tuantuan is still young. When he grows up and meets other females, he will have already thrown this joke out of the blue."

"Having said that, I don't think you understand what you think." There seemed to be more than one person who was emotionally insensitive.

Sleeping at night, Lu Yuan and Tuantuan huddled together on the same bed, and Tuanzi slept obediently between them.After a day of getting along, Xiaotuanzi is no longer afraid, and even kisses her with her nose.However, it still kept a certain distance from Tuantuan.

"Is this the break-in period for novice parents that Li said?" Tuantuan rolled around a few times and couldn't fall asleep, remembering that Li said that children are troublesome, but so far he thinks it's okay.

"I don't know either." Tuanzi was already fast asleep, and Lu Yuan lay on the bed with his head propped up on his hands: "Do you think we will be a qualified pair of parents?"

"Yes..." Tuantuan squinted his eyes, he didn't have any paternity, he just wanted to eat the piece of pork in front of him in one bite.

"It will." Lu Yuan suddenly said firmly, "Because we are all working hard."

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