Pick up an orc

Chapter 32: A Training Course for Beginning Parents

Although the dumplings can find tender grass to eat by themselves, it is still healthier for such a small baby to drink milk.Lu Yuan was worrying about how to get some milk for the little meat ball, but the next day Li brought a cow back, and the swollen udder showed that it was producing milk.

"Li, you are the all-purpose Tinker Bell, you can get anything you want!" Lu Yuan was overjoyed, and the nutritional problem of the dumplings was also successfully resolved.

The fresh milk has a strong milky aroma, which is very attractive.

Lu Yuan squatted next to the cow to milk the milk. Although it was the first time he did this, he was able to guide him, and the cow was very cooperative, and the bucket was filled in a short while.Tuan Tuan licked his lips and circled around the milk bucket, watching Lu Yuan carefully boil the milk in an earthen pot, add cornmeal and honey to make a paste, and use it to feed the dumpling.

"I want to eat too!" The little thing was drooling.

"This is for babies, are you a newborn baby?" Carefully blow the cold, spoon by spoonful to the mouth of the dumplings, the little meatballs are very happy to eat.

A certain big cat with a huge body but a small brain immediately rolled all over the floor and began to make a fuss. He was lying on the ground with his feet up in the air: "I want to eat, I want to eat, I want to eat! Lu Yuan, you are partial, You don't want me if you have a dumpling!"

"I don't have..." A certain person was also full of black lines, and his sense of humor had already escaped, and he didn't want to get involved with them at all.

There is still a lot of milk and corn paste in the crock, and it is estimated that the dumpling will not be finished, so Lu Yuan scooped up a spoon and handed it over: "I can't help you, eat it quickly."

Hearing what he said, the successful little thing immediately jumped up and leaned his head over.Just when he was about to catch the spoon, Lu Yuan suddenly thought of a prank. He quickly withdrew his hand and fed the food into his mouth: "Oh, it's delicious." Making a deliberate exclamation sound will definitely make the gluttonous The little thing is very angry.

Sure enough, Tuantuan pursed his mouth, and after two or three seconds of silence, he suddenly threw Lu Yuan under him.

"There is a price to pay for making me angry, don't think you can always bully me." Looking down at Lu Yuan from a high position, Tuantuan suddenly felt a heat flow all over his body, and he couldn't tell what this impulse was.

Why are his eyes so beautiful, slender and long, always smiling; his hair is so soft, thin and black, always hanging on his beautiful neck and shoulders; his lips are thin and natural The color of blood, there are still traces of milk on the corner of the mouth.

Damn it, Tuantuan just stared at Lu Yuan like a fire in his eyes.He lowered his head and used his tongue to lick the milk juice from the corner of Lu Yuan's mouth.

Accompanied by Lu Yuan's warning, his tongue smoothly inserted into the opponent's mouth.Sweet, the sweet taste of milk and honey filled his mouth, he rolled his tongue and licked every inch of Lu Yuan's mouth.

He stuffed Lu Yuan's mouth full with his small tongue, and this guy was still trying to penetrate.A strong sense of vomiting made Lu Yuan struggle, but Tuantuan quickly subdued him with his claws.He started licking Lu Yuan's mouth, his cheeks, eyes and neck, over and over again...

"It's so dirty, get up!" Those burning green eyes made Lu Yuan lose his mind for a while, but he quickly adjusted and turned over from under Tuantuan's claws.

Lu Yuan wiped his saliva-filled mouth with his sleeve, feeling his heart beating uncontrollably and his temples throbbing.Bastard, could it be the so-called tongue kiss just now... He just felt that his brain was in a mess. It's not like he hasn't kissed a pet before, so why did he feel blushing and heart beating!

I must be sick, yes, I must be sick...

"Why don't you just drink some milk, what's the matter? After I finish feeding the dumpling, I'll make you a milk cake, okay?" Lu Yuan took a few deep breaths, trying to calm himself down.He deftly changed the subject, the guy was now too big to be hard.To deal with the little things, you have to coax them softly, or you will be crushed to death by him sooner or later.

"What is cake?" Although the body is very big, but the mind is still a child, still very sensitive to food: "Is it delicious than a fat and tender lamb?"

"It can't be compared. The cake is a dessert. It's sweet with cream and fruit on top. It's very delicious." When describing food vividly, it attracts Tuantuan the most.Lu Yuan tidied up his messed-up clothes, and concentrated on feeding the dumplings. It was very simple to get rid of small things: "Do you want to eat cakes? Go out and find some eggs for me, eggs and birds are fine." Although The ingredients here are not enough to make a real whipped cream cake, but the little things have never been eaten, so they can be fooled with some scones.

Tuantuan looked at the milk bucket tangled, is cake better than milk?After hesitating for a while, the temptation of unknown delicacies attracted him to go out to hunt for eggs with a basket in his mouth...

Li, who was basking outside in the sun, saw that Tuantuan was running towards the forest with a basket in his mouth, and couldn't help but sigh that Lu Yuan's domestication skills were really top-notch.

In the evening, Tuantuan came back happily, with a rugby-sized egg full of patterns in the basket: "I wanted to get a few more, but the basket can't fit, you know I can't hold many without hands." Looking at Lu Yuan anxiously: "Such a big one should be enough, hurry up and make a cake, I want to eat it!"

The egg was very hard, with a rough surface, and it was too huge compared to ordinary eggs.Lu Yuan originally wanted to wait for Li to come back and ask what kind of egg it was before eating, but the little thing kept urging him to eat it, so he had to make it first.

Break the egg with a stone, the contents inside are no different from ordinary eggs, there are both egg white and egg yolk, and it is filled into a big bowl.Wash the wooden basin, fill it with flour, pour down the adjusted egg liquid, add water and milk and make a paste.

In fact, Lu Yuan has never made a cake, and there is no oven or other equipment here, so he can only make something different based on his imagination.

Nuts and honey must not be missing. After thinking for a while, I found out the dried fruit that was aired earlier, and sprinkled a little no matter what kind of fruit it was.Then spread the batter on the oil pan and fry slowly until the color becomes golden.

Tuantuan and Tuanzi, one big and one small, crawled aside, drooling and waiting to eat... From the perspective of deliciousness, they really look like a pair of natural father and son.

After a while, the pancakes, which were called cakes, were baked out of the oven.Lu Yuan also invented a new way of eating, spread honey on the pancake, put a piece of fresh fruit on it, and roll it up to eat.

"Come on, this is the most popular fresh milk fruit cake in human society!" Lu Yuan smiled and picked up a piece of "cake" and brought it to Tuantuan's mouth: "Ah, open your mouth!"

The little thing obediently opened his mouth wide, rolled his tongue and began to eat, not forgetting to praise vaguely: "The cake is delicious, better than the little lamb."

"Hurry up and call Li back, it won't taste good when it's cold!" Lu Yuan ordered Tuantuan to find Li, and Lu Yuan continued to make these deformed cakes, feeling extremely proud.What is Robinson Crusoe? When I return to civilized society, I will also write "The Prehistoric Adventures of Lu Yuan", which will definitely be well received and well received.

Although long-term consumption of meat can strengthen the body, it is also good to have such a fruit pancake meal once in a while.Served with hot milk and fresh fruit, it will make people happy.

However, the baby's intestines and stomach were still too weak, maybe because he had eaten too much, the dumpling had a stomachache that night, and he was pulled out of bed.So in the middle of the night, Lu Yuan carried the quilt to the river to scrub.

Tuantuan has always been afraid of water, so he just lay on the shore and watched: "Aren't you angry at all?"

"Angry? Why!" While washing the sheets, Lu Yuan was careful not to swim too far for the dumpling paddling beside him.The mischievous Tuanzi sucked up a tube of water with his nose, and sprayed it at Lu Yuan: "Duanzi, don't mess around!" He took off his wet clothes, but he was not angry, and he was used to being naked for a long time.

"This guy is so troublesome. He has to eat, sleep, and wash the sheets in the middle of the night. If I hadn't been impatient." He yawned, and the little thing stretched out his paws, pulling the meatballs under him, not letting him Go make trouble with Lu Yuan.

"Aren't parents like this?" Thinking of my elderly parents, I couldn't help but feel a little sad: "When I was young, I always wet the bed, and my mother also washed me in the middle of the night and put on clean clothes, and then Washing sheets by the sink by myself."

"Is there any benefit in doing this?" Tuantuan didn't quite understand the feelings of his family, he had no memory of his mother at all.

Is it good?Lu Yuan closed his eyes and thought for a while, then said firmly: "Parents do not need to repay their love for their children, it is a great love."

"Including washing the sheets covered in feces?" The big cat frowned, still unable to agree with his words.If it wasn't for the sake of currying favor with Lu Yuan, he wouldn't want to be the father of pork.

"Yeah, if Tuanzi is really your own flesh and blood, you will feel very happy." Tuantuan is still young and of different races, so she still has some repulsion towards Tuanzi: "When you have your own children, you will be happy." You will feel that these troublesome things are no longer troublesome, and it is the happiest thing in the world.”

"If you give me one, maybe you can try." The big cat rolled on the grass, becoming a father was too far away for him to even think about it.But if Lu Yuan wants to give birth, it's not that he can't bear the responsibility of taking care of the cubs: "But taking care of the children is too much trouble, I'll leave it to you."

"Hey, how dare you find it troublesome. Do you know that you couldn't defecate when you were young, or that I licked your ass for you, and you forgot?" Anyway, he didn't remember, so Lu Yuan simply lied.

Lick my ass?real or fake?Tuantuan stood up and walked around behind Lu Yuan silently: "I don't have any impression, you must be lying to me." The big cat's tone was a little anxious as the tail flicked back and forth.

"You were still young at that time, you didn't even open your eyes so how can you remember this." Lu Yuan wrung out the washed quilt and hung it on the branch.The night in the dry season is much cooler than the day, and the fresh wind blows with water vapor. He simply lay on the grass and let the water on his body evaporate naturally: "You ungrateful little thing." Strange colors.

"Then what do you want me to do?" Tuantuan rolled his eyes a few times, and said maliciously, "I can help you lick it back, right?" After speaking, he put his head between Lu Yuan's legs, without hesitation Licked it up.

"You bastard, what are you messing with!" He couldn't help roaring, the hateful little guy didn't know whether it was intentional or not, his wet tongue scraped back and forth on Lu Yuan's masculine symbol lightly and hard.Such a private place was constantly stimulated, as long as a normal man could restrain himself, Lu Yuan quickly became excited.

He put his hands on Tuantuan's head and wanted to sit up, but the big cat moved a step faster, and he pressed his paws on his abdomen with such force that he couldn't move.

"That's enough, I'm going to get angry if you mess around again, I'm serious!" Although he clamped his legs tightly, they had already stood upright, and he couldn't hide it at all.

"Lu Yuan, what is this thing, why did it get bigger?" Tuantuan was taken aback, it was the first time he had seen such a magical thing.As long as he scratched that little mushroom-like head with his tongue, Lu Yuan would gasp intermittently.Then that soft little strip of meat can turn into a hard stick, red like the boiled prawns I ate last night.

The front end trembled with some transparent mucus, and the little thing licked it decisively, and then Lu Yuan let out an indescribable cry.

It seems to be very painful, but it also seems to be uncontrollable happiness...

"What's wrong with you?" Tuantuan was obviously frightened, he let go of Lu Yuan's front paw, and asked in panic.

"Go away, I don't want to see you now!" Lu Yuan roared, not knowing whether it was anger or humiliation, his face was blushing.He pushed away the bewildered big cat and jumped into the icy river to clear his mind.Seeing that Lu Yuan was being bullied, Tuanzi raised his small nose and slapped the perpetrator's face. Tuantuan was also frightened by Lu Yuan's reaction, and dared not move for a long time.

"Lu Yuan." Probing cautiously: "Are you angry?"

"No!" The tone was obviously very angry.

"I was wrong..." Although he didn't know where he was wrong, Tuantuan was at a loss, and he couldn't figure out where he was offended.

"..."

"Lu Yuan, I was wrong." Poorly admitting his mistake, the little thing was so anxious that his voice was filled with tears: "Tell me what are you angry about, I will never do this again next time."

how to tell youLu Yuan rolled his eyes at him angrily, you made me get an erection, am I ashamed to tell you?

One person and one beast were in such a stalemate, no matter how much Tuantuan pleaded, Lu Yuan just kept silent.But Tuanzi used his nose desperately to hit him. Although Tuanzi was small, his nose was still very powerful, and the beating made Tuantu's face throbbing.

"Have you had enough?" The big cat was finally furious, and slapped the meatball with its paw, the little meatball was rolled around a few times by him, and immediately flung itself into Lu Yuan's arms with a hum.

"You're freaking out, and you're still bullying the weak!" Lu Yuan said coldly, not even wanting to look at him.

"Lu Yuan, Lu Yuan! I'm not bullying him, I'm in a hurry, don't ignore me, okay?" The big cat pretending to be wronged looks really pitiful, it keeps wagging its tail to please the angry person: "Lu Yuan, don't be angry, look, I can do acrobatics!" He stood up on his hind legs, walked unsteadily, and skillfully balanced his body with his tail.The two words acrobatics and circus were accidentally told to him by Lu Yuan during a chat one day. Humans often train wild animals in this way for everyone to watch and entertain.

Lu Yuan was angry at first, but when he looked back, he couldn't help laughing at Tuantuan's funny appearance.Seeing his happy face, Tuantuan also heaved a sigh of relief. As soon as his body relaxed, he fell down and fell to the ground on his face.

"It's all right." The typical accent is soft-hearted, just now he looked like he was rejecting people thousands of miles away, but now seeing the little thing wrestling makes his heart ache.

"My face hurts..." Tuantuan muttered and got up, even though he fell down, it was definitely worth it to get Lu Yuan's forgiveness and care.Not to mention falling once, he would be willing to fall a hundred times: "Aren't you angry anymore? Say that children are the mediator between parents, think about the dumpling, don't be angry with me." Tuantuan got up and turned his head away Looking at Lu Yuan, who knows that the expression on his face is really wonderful.

I don't know how to describe his current expression, but Lu Yuan's face was twitching, and it took him a long time to stammer, "Tuantuan...you...your tooth... fell out..."

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