i want to eat you

On the Niaoyan Peak, at this time, the Central Plains monsters headed by Bai Sa received an urgent military message from the front-the leader of the sea area, Chocolate, has brought his four most powerful sea monsters to break through the defenses of the Central Plains monsters, approaching Niaoyan Peak is near!

The military situation is raging, Bai Sa arranges the defense work around Wuyan Peak, and at the same time uses Huang Yin's twin brother Jin Jin to send out a signal, wanting to inform the young master who has gone down the mountain.

Gold and Huang Yin have powerful telepathy. As long as Jin casts a spell, he can observe the exact location of Huang Yin and the young master, and present what Huang Yin sees and hears to Bai Sa and the others. In front of the demons.

I saw a faint yellow soft light emitting from Jin Jin's body, and the light radiated upwards, and a slightly blurred phantom immediately appeared in the sky above him——

"Hey, little guy, tell me, where did our leader and your young master go..." In the video, a tall and burly man was showing a ferocious smile.

The language he used and his terrifying appearance made all the monsters dumbfounded.

The goat demon took Bai Sa's arm, pointed to the air, and asked tremblingly, "Bai...Master Bai...This, this shouldn't be...No...The young master has already..."

"Damn it!" Bai Sa slammed his fist hard on the big tree beside him, feeling pain like a knife in his heart.It was all his fault. If he hadn't insisted that the young master go down the mountain, how could the young master have fallen into the hands of the sea monsters!

"Master Bai, it's useless to be upset now, the most urgent thing is to find a way to rescue the young master!" The sheep demon hurriedly comforted him.

After hearing this, Bai Sa sighed slowly, raised his head, and said bitterly to a group of monsters who were looking at him and didn't know what to do, "From now on, we are at odds with the sea monster clan! I will do my best to rescue the young master from that hateful chocolate!"

"Rescue the young master!" For a moment, the blood of all the demons was surging, sparks of hatred shot out from their eyes, and the entire Niaoyan Peak shook amidst roaring and shouting.

From that day on, the Central Plains monsters launched a full-scale counterattack against overseas guests, and the few sea monsters who landed fled everywhere, suffering unspeakably...

However, the two monster clan leaders didn't know about these things.

Yinlan woke up leisurely, and when he woke up, his head was buzzing, as if a swarm of bees was circling around him.

He patted his head, but the buzzing sound didn't seem to stop. Only then did he notice that the sound was not caused by dizziness, but came from his ears, as if someone was whispering beside him. language.

"Here is..." Yinlan looked to her side, the surroundings were pitch black except for the light above her head, and the dim light of the fire illuminated a strange bronze statue, the face of the person on the bronze statue was terrifying!

"Ah! What an ugly person!" Yinlan pointed at the bronze statue and laughed mercilessly, "It's so ugly! Is there anyone uglier than this in the world?"

"Ahem! Damn evildoer! How dare you laugh at my Buddha, see if I don't deal with you!" The old monk stopped chanting, stood up and came forward, seeing that Yinlan in the magic weapon was still so energetic, he was so angry His eyes widened.

"Ah... really..." Seeing the old monk, Yinlan slumped on the ground, dumbstruck.

"Aren't you afraid? I'm not bragging about my ability to subdue demons and slay demons! And this Wujin magic weapon is a rare treasure. It can be said to be easy to deal with you little monsters!" The old monk shook his head proudly.

He was frothing, but Yinlan sighed, and said seriously: "If you grew up like you in our Niaoyan Peak, you would have committed suicide by jumping off a cliff... You are really strong!"

"Hmph! Skin appearance is nothing more than a thing outside the body, and after death, it is just a stinky skin! I don't have the same knowledge as you! But, no matter how beautiful you are, what's the use of it? As long as another hour passes, you will reveal your true colors! At that time, old monk I will put you under the lightning protection tower, so that you will never stand up again!]

"What! You want me to change back to my original form? No, I can't change back to my original form here. If I change back to my original form, I will die! You let me go!] Yinlan heard that the old monk wanted to beat him back to his original form, Immediately jumped up, begged bitterly, "Old man, please let me go, I just don't call you ugly!Please, don't make me change back to my original form! ]

Seeing Yinlan begging for mercy, the old monk chuckled, but ignored his crying, and sat cross-legged directly, continued to read his scriptures, and waited for the moment when the monster would reveal its true form.

So... half an hour passed, and the old monk thought to himself that this little demon didn't look very old, maybe he was already dying in a short while?

The old monk stepped forward cautiously and looked into the Dharma bowl, only to see Yinlan crying loudly, "Woooo, you cruel old guy, you actually want to make me change into my original shape, woooo...Xiao Sa, hurry up!" Help me clean up this old thing!"

The old monk shook his hand and sat down again.

After another hour, the old monk stood up again, thinking that it has been an hour and a half, no matter how powerful the monster is, it should turn into water, right?However, I hope he hasn't turned into water yet, but he wants to see how well this pretty kid's original form can be seen!

Holding up the Dharma bowl, the old monk poked his head inside, and what he saw was Yinlan who was crying into tears, "Wuwu, I don't want to change back to my original shape, I will die if I change back now, the old man is so cruel... Woo... this is worse than being eaten by chocolate..."

With a sound of "Bang!", the old monk put the Dharma bowl back again, and exclaimed in his heart, oh my god, what is the origin of this little devil? Why hasn't he turned into his original form until now?Could it be that this magic weapon has been used for a long time, and it doesn't work if it breaks?Should I take it to the Central Plains Magic Artifact Association for a new one?

No, it would cost too much money to change a magic weapon. Besides, this magic bowl is not flawless, so let's wait...

The old monk sat down again, but this time he was not as secure as before. He always got up every once in a while to have a look, but every time he sat down again in disappointment.

When the sky was about to dawn, the old monk walked slowly to the magic weapon with heavy steps and two panda eyes.Hearing that there was no movement inside, the old monk finally showed a smile on his face.

But when he held up the Dharma bowl and looked inside, his hands and feet shook violently, and the Dharma bowl fell from his hand and hit his instep impartially!

"Oops!" the old monk kept wailing while hugging his feet—but the trapped Yinlan didn't hear it, because he finally felt tired after crying all night, and was sleeping soundly at the moment.

"Master!" At this time, there was an exclamation from outside the door, and a strong and tough young monk was stepping into the main hall with an iron rod.

Seeing the old monk sitting on the ground with his feet hugged, he immediately stepped forward to help the old monk up, with a worried expression on his face, "Master, what's wrong with you?"

"No meat..." The old monk couldn't hide his pain, and he covered his feet, "You are watching this magic weapon here for the master, don't let the monsters in this magic weapon escape! Do you understand? "

"Monster?" Wu Hun looked at the Wujin Dharma Bowl on the ground, clasped his hands together and sighed, "Amitabha, master, disciple understands!"

The monster subdued by this treasure, even if it can't use up all its magic power at this time, it must be dying... This magic weapon is their unique treasure of the palace!

"It's good to understand. Don't be careless about this evildoer. I have trapped him in this alms bowl for a night as a teacher, and he hasn't transformed into his original form!" The old monk shook his head, "This is really unheard of Strange thing!"

"Master, what is the origin of this evildoer?" Wuhun looked at the Dharma Bowl suspiciously. If the master can't deal with this treasure, he must be an extremely difficult opponent, right?

"I don't know about it, Master. I'm going to ask Master Abbot for clarification. You stay here and don't be careless. If there is any trouble, you will immediately notify Master. Do you understand?" the old monk said naggingly. , Wu Hun responded one by one, and sent the master to the door all the way.

"My dear disciple, don't forget my teacher's instruction to you. The goblin from this mountain is a tiger. You must not let him go out of compassion! They are the best at deceiving people!" the old monk said. Don't forget to explain before you leave.

Wu Hun replied in a low voice: "Disciple understands!"

"Well..." The old monk finally felt relieved, and handed over the dharma bowl to his proud disciple, while he dragged his exhausted body to the abbot's meditation room.

After sending the master away, Wu Hun slammed the iron rod on the ground, "Hmph, you are a bold monster, hurry up and change back to your original shape! Let me see what an ugly face you have..."

He glanced at Faboli, "It really is a stubborn and low-level... er..."

One glance didn't seem to be enough, so Wu Hun went up to have a look again, then stepped back immediately, "This..."

Well, take another look to make sure, it must not be my own dizziness, right?He gritted his teeth, simply picked up the Dharma bowl, held it in his arms, and sat on the ground.

The villain sleeping soundly in the Dharma bowl... is it a monster from the mountain?

Master always said that the goblin from the mountain is a tiger...but why are tigers so cute?The whole body was curled up into a ball because of the shrinkage, and the buttocks were turned upside down, clearly looking like a little white rabbit.

And this monster's hair seems to be very soft, and its face is also fleshy. One finger is still placed by the mouth, and the saliva is flowing out...

Is this what the master said, the daring evildoer who is extremely vicious and unpardonable?

Out of curiosity, Wu Hun stretched out his hand to lightly poke Yinlan's small face, but as soon as he touched Yinlan, he withdrew his hand abruptly.

This feeling...

Wu Hun stared at his fingers, it felt like poking on a ball of cotton, soft and comfortable, he couldn't help stretching out his fingers again, and continued to ravage Yinlan's little face.

"Hmm..." Sensing something poking back and forth on his face, Yinlan's body subconsciously avoided it, twisting his body while waving his little hands, "Don't make noise..."

Interesting little thing!

Wu Hun seemed to have found something novel, he was laughing while holding the Dharma bowl, people who didn't know thought this Dharma monk who usually looks very serious and scary was possessed by evil spirits.

Just when he was playing, a black shadow flashed behind him, and before he realized it, it stretched out its claws towards him!

"Wow!" In the blink of an eye, the young monk disappeared, and he didn't know which dimension he was sent to by the visitor.

The Dharma bowl fell and was picked up by someone who came.At this time, a ray of sunlight shone through the room and fell on the face of the visitor, showing his handsome appearance and dissatisfied expression.

Holding the Dharma bowl, Chocolate roared indignantly, "Dare to touch my chocolate baby, I really don't want to live!"

He put the Dharma bowl on the platform, looked at the little man who was still sleeping soundly, with a sweet smile on his face, "Lanlan, I finally saw you..."

He stretched out his finger, and gently touched Yinlan's cheek, with an indescribable sweetness in his heart.

In 2000, he waited for this moment for almost 2000 years!

Ever since Yinlan's parents promised to betroth "her" to him, he has always regarded Yinlan as his treasure, guarding the little guy who was just an egg at every step.

He still remembered the cute appearance of the little guy when he just hatched from the egg. At that time, Yinlan hadn't learned how to transform into a human form. Her body was short and naked, and she was always curled up into a ball, snuggling up to his side obediently. .

Looking at that weak little life, Chocolate vowed to cherish her all his life, wait patiently and dedicatedly for her to become an adult, and then be her good husband.

Unexpectedly, Yinlan's parents turned back on their promises, saying that different races cannot intermarry, and forcibly took the young little Yinlan away from him!

The pain of losing Yinlan made him almost flatten the entire sea in anger. Fortunately, he was stopped by a group of loyal men such as Ferrari, who finally regained his composure and made a decision—since Yinlan’s parents broke the contract first, he He will no longer respect their wishes, as long as Yinlan becomes an adult, he will come to take her away!

But now, his Yinlan has finally grown up, and her appearance is even better than what he imagined, which made him feel elated, wishing he could eat her right now.

"Hmm..." Just as Chocolate was recalling the past, Yinlan felt that someone was disturbing his sleep again, so he snorted dissatisfiedly, and turned slightly sideways, but Chocolate's fingers accidentally touched the pink mouth.

Chocolate seemed to have been electrocuted all over his body, waking up from the memories, the touch made his face slightly hot, but his fingers stayed attached to the other's warm lips.

I really want to kiss...but...

Chocolate suddenly remembered Yinlan's panic-stricken look when he saw him. After such a long separation, she not only failed to give him a warm hug and kiss, but even ran away in a hurry without saying a word!

Why run away?Why be afraid of him?

Are you shy?Still hate him?Still want to play peek-a-boo with him?Or was it because her parents ordered her not to associate with his chocolate?

It must be like this... Otherwise, how could Yinlan refuse her approach? !

Yinlan didn't notice the scorching gazes of the people around him, but he didn't like being disturbed while sleeping, so under Chocolate's unscrupulous "attack", he finally stretched out his hand and grabbed that "obscene" finger unbearably, ruthlessly Bite down hard.

"..." Chocolate didn't speak, and let him bite, his face didn't change at all, but seeing his fingertips gradually stained with the man's crystal saliva, his face became more and more red.

"Senior Brother!" At this time, there was a knock on the door, "Senior Brother Wuhun!"

Surprised, Chocolate withdrew his fingers, and was about to escape with Yinlan, but suddenly he had a plan!

If it wasn't for approaching Yinlan as a "chocolate", Yinlan wouldn't be avoiding herself, right?This can also buy some time to test her opinion of herself.

After making up his mind, Chocolate suddenly transformed into the meatless appearance that he had just been photographed flying to another world.

He had just finished transforming and concealed his demonic aura when the door was pushed open, and a bald young monk came in with a bowl of noodles, complaining, "Brother, if you are here, why shouldn't you What about one sound?"

"Uh..." Chocolate didn't answer, watching the little monk put the bowls and chopsticks on the table.

"Master wants me to bring you your breakfast, and also wants me to tell my brother that this evildoer may have a lot of background, so I want you, brother, to keep an eye on you."

"Okay!" Chocolate secretly laughed in his heart, never leaving?He can't wait!

The little monk took a few glances at the chocolate and always felt that there was something wrong, but he couldn't tell. In the end, he could only recite the Buddha's name and retreated out.

When he closed the door, Chocolate took a deep breath to calm his nervousness.

It seems that pretending to be a monk is not an easy task. If he is not afraid of causing trouble, he should have shot all the monks in the entire temple away, so that no one will expose his identity.

But if you do that, it may attract more monks or Taoist priests' attention, which is not conducive to your own actions.

So now, it's better to find a way to sneak Yinlan away!

He picked up the Dharma bowl again, and found that the little guy inside was staring at him warily with his eyes wide open.

Chocolate's heart was pounding, and he stammered greeting in Central Plains dialect, "Are you awake?"

Yinlan was already awake at this time, and wanted to keep a straight face to reject people for thousands of miles, using silence as a protest, but her stomach made a "grunt" sound very uncooperatively.

He rubbed his belly, then raised his head, and sniffed the air vigorously, "Well, it smells so good... what kind of smell is this?"

"Smell?" Chocolate sniffed himself, but didn't feel any fragrance.

"I just ate a bowl of beef noodles yesterday and was caught by the old monk. It's a big bowl of noodles... It's delicious and juicy, and the noodles and beef are moderately soft and hard..." Yinlan looked forward to it, " I've never eaten something so delicious...but now..."

He pressed his belly in frustration, with tears of grievance in his eyes, "I'm so hungry..."

Only then did Chocolate realize that Yinlan was hungry and smelled the aroma of that bowl of noodles.So he hurriedly brought the breakfast from the little monk, picked up a noodle with chopsticks and lowered it in front of Yinlan.

Yinlan sniffed and knew that the white sticks were his favorite food, so he opened his mouth wide, bit into it, and then sucked it in, and the noodles were sucked into his mouth.

The small cheeks immediately puffed up, Yinlan chewed continuously, with a satisfied smile on her face, that cute appearance made Chocolate sink into the ocean of fantasy again.

He seemed to see the not-too-distant future, Yin Lan was holding a bowl of noodles, and using chopsticks to pick up the noodles and bring them to his mouth, then blushing, shyly said: "Brother Chocolate, come on, open your mouth..."

While reveling in his fantasy, Chocolate patiently fed Yinlan noodles one after another.

While eating, Yinlan said gratefully: "Hesang Guoguo, you respect Suguo Haoyin (brother monk, you are such a good person)!"

Brother Monk... Chocolate's fantasy was suddenly destroyed by Wu Hun's extremely mediocre face, his hands trembled a little, and then he remembered that now he was pretending to be that monk named Wu Hun!

At the bottom of my heart, I also felt jealous of the guy who had been shot away by me.

At this time, the old monk was walking here with heavy steps.

Just now he specifically went to ask his senior brother—Master Abbot, but his senior brother told him that if he couldn't even restrain this magic weapon, then this evildoer must have practiced for thousands of years, and he was a character he couldn't afford to offend!

The old monk was uneasy, what should he do if his unintentional actions brought bloody disasters to the temple?

Walking to the front of the house, he seemed to hear a strange sound coming from inside, so he pushed open the door suddenly.

The moment Chocolate smelled his breath, he immediately put away his nympho smile, put the bowl on the Dharma bowl, turned around and said respectfully, "Master."

"How is that demon?" The old monk stepped forward hesitantly.

Chocolate immediately stood in front of the Dharma bowl, "He hasn't transformed into his original form yet, Master, let's wait a little longer!"

"Oh, Wuhun, I'm afraid this evildoer has a lot of knowledge! Although this dharma bowl can temporarily trap him, there is nothing to do with him. When he comes out of the dharma vessel, he will definitely bring bloody disasters to this temple! Therefore, I am a teacher. It is decided that before he escapes, he will be sent to Tianlong Temple and handed over to the eminent monk of Tianlong Temple."

The old monk sighed helplessly, and came forward to put away the Dharma bowl, but Chocolate grabbed his hand and called out nervously: "Master!"

"Huh?" The old monk looked at the disciple suspiciously.

Chocolate rolled his eyes, "Master, Tianlong Temple is far away, not to mention there are so many trivial matters in the temple that need to be taken care of by Master, why don't you let the disciple go there instead of Master!"

Chocolate pretended to be sincere, and the old monk thought that he really couldn't leave, and Wu Hun was also his most proud disciple, so he felt relieved to hand over the important Dharma bowl to him, so he smiled, "Okay! Can you have it?" This kind of intention is not in vain after being taught by the teacher for many years, it is not too late, you should start on the road earlier!"

"Yes, Master!" Chocolate was overjoyed, this way he could walk out of the main gate of the temple with Yinlan in a fair and honest manner, and he walked away without any worries!Because he knew that Tianlong Temple was far away, and this "meatless monk" could disappear in front of the old monk for at least two months!

Just when Chocolate was delighted, there was a strange sound of breathing from behind, which startled the old monk.

The old monk hurriedly pushed his apprentice away and ran to the Dharma bowl, only to find a big bowl on the Dharma bowl!

"No meat, this is it?"

Chocolate hurriedly made up an excuse, "This... ah, master, my disciple saw that this monster was so vicious, so he wanted to scald him to death with soup noodles, so he turned the bowl upside down on the Dharma bowl!"

As he said that, Chocolate hurriedly took the bowl off the bowl, praying inwardly, don't really scald his baby as he said!

"Oh, no meat, monks are merciful. Although it is a monster, we can only subdue him through the right way, not..."

The old monk blamed the apprentice endlessly, and leaned over to see if Yin Lan was really scalded to death by the young apprentice.

But as soon as the bowl was opened, there was unexpectedly no soup or noodles inside, only a little one with a swollen belly, wiping his mouth non-stop, and licking his fingers...