i want to eat you

Soon, Chocolate was sent out of the temple by the furious old monk.

Before leaving, the old monk yelled at them angrily, "Don't let me see this damned delicious monster again!"

Chocolate put the Dharma bowl in his arms, pretended to salute the monks who were seeing him off, and then embarked on the journey.

But when he reached the second fork in the road, he took out the things in his arms so that the little guy inside could breathe.

"Hee hee..." Yinlan sat inside and looked up at the sky with a smirk, "Finally I'm out of that wretched place! Finally I don't have to see that ugly old monk again! Ah, yes, Brother Wuhun, where are you taking me? ah?"

Looking at the innocent Yinlan, Chocolate became very playful, wanting to play tricks on this little thing without his fiancée's self-awareness, so he deliberately sullenly said, "Tianlong Temple! The eminent monks there are very powerful, Slaying demons and eliminating demons is omnipotent! I heard that not long ago, they just sealed a ghost that was doing evil everywhere, and that ghost has about 3000 years of Taoism..."

"Three thousand years of practice..." Yinlan's heart skipped a beat, and she turned pale with shock.

He is only 1000 years old by calculation, and usually likes to be lazy, and his actual practice is only more than [-] years old. If he falls into the hands of Tianlong Temple, he will not be tortured to death?

Seeing Yinlan's little face turn pale, Chocolate felt that the joke had gone too far, and actually frightened Yinlan like this, he couldn't help but feel a little guilty and distressed.

"But..." He was about to tell Yinlan that he didn't plan to take him to Tianlong Temple, but the little guy in Boli burst into tears.

"Wow! You bastards! Cruel donkeys! I've never done anything bad, and you want me to die! I haven't even eaten a human, woo woo..." He wept bitterly, Tears flowed down.

Seeing the little guy crying into tears, Chocolate was in a hurry, but he didn't know how to comfort him, so he could only coax him: "Don't cry, don't cry, I won't send you to Tianlong Temple, really don't go, don't cry gone."

Hearing what Chocolate said, Yinlan stopped crying, raised her head, and asked with tears in her eyes, "Really?"

"It's true, you're so cute, how could I be willing to let you die!" Chocolate just couldn't understand that cute pink fleshy face, and immediately put on a smiling face.

Hearing the other party's praise, Yinlan felt a little embarrassed, her face flushed slightly, and then she blinked and asked, "But brother Wuhun, if you don't go to Tianlong Temple, how can you explain to your master?"

"Confess what?!" Chocolate drank impatiently, and suddenly remembered the role he was playing, so he immediately changed his words, "Uh, what I mean is...you don't have to worry about what I explain, as long as you are fine."

"..." Hearing Chocolate say that, Yinlan's heart was touched, and she didn't have the slightest loathing or contempt for this monk, who should have been the one he hated the most, but was moved by the other's words.

"Brother Wuhun, you are really the best 'person' to me in this world..." Yinlan said seriously.

After hearing this, Chocolate couldn't help but beam with joy, wishing he could give the other party a wolf kiss back immediately.He smiled proudly, "Haha, is that right? Haven't you ever met someone who treats you well?"

"No..." Yinlan shook her head, which made Chocolate even more complacent, and only managed to return to her original shape and dance his unique sea snake dance.

Clinker, Yinlan added an explanation very seriously, "Because I don't have much chance to go down the mountain, and I haven't met many people, but there are many 'monsters' who are very good to me on Wuyan Peak. It hurts me..."

With a "bang", Chocolate fell to the ground.

Yeah?So it's not just me, he actually has so many hateful rivals in love? !Chocolate clutched the Dharma bowl tightly, and the jealousy in his heart was blazing.

Who is that guy called Xiao Sa?Are you more handsome than yourself?Is it stronger than yourself?Are you gentler than yourself?than myself...

"Brother Wuhun? Can you let me out? It's very uncomfortable to stay in this small bowl..." Yinlan naturally didn't notice the jealousy in Chocolate's eyes, and only caressed her little buttocks and complained aggrievedly, "The ass is so ugly. Pained by this hard thing..."

Chocolate withdrew his random thoughts, and after thinking about it, the corners of his mouth slightly curled up, and he had an idea in his mind.

Although this dharma bowl is so powerful that even a thousand-year-old elf like Yinlan couldn't break through it for a while, it didn't take any effort to break through it from the outside.

He picked up the Dharma bowl and slammed it at the stone on the ground!

There was only a "哐", followed by an "Ai yo", and the precious bowl immediately fell to pieces, and the silver blue inside was also released, and it landed on the ground in a state of embarrassment.

Sitting on the ground, Yinlan clutched her painful buttocks aggrievedly, staring at Chocolate, "It hurts me to death!"

"Ah... I'm sorry!" Chocolate hurried over to help him up, and put his big hand on Yinlan's buttocks, with a serious expression, "How about I rub it for you?"

He was secretly complacent in his heart, thinking that since his little darling showed up disguised as a man, of course he would have to take advantage of the opportunity and eat more tofu!Otherwise, how can I be worthy of my waiting for so many years, how can I suppress my hunger and thirst that wants to eat "her"!

Unexpectedly, Yinlan wasn't shy at all, not only was she not, but she turned around cooperatively, took Chocolate's hand and put it on his painful spot, "This way!"

Chocolate froze for a moment, the movements of his hands stiffened, and the anger in his heart was burning even more!

Could it be that his Yinlan usually let the monsters around him fumble and eat tofu like this?How can this work!

In a moment of anger, the strength in Chocolate's hand suddenly increased, causing Yinlan to jump up immediately in pain, and then looked at him suspiciously, "What are you doing?"

Chocolate realized that he had accidentally lost his composure, and after being taken aback for a moment, he hurriedly put on a pose, bowed his head and stomped his feet, and lamented, "Oh! I'm miserable! Alas..."

"Brother Wuhun? Why do you say that?" Yinlan felt very strange, obviously it was the monk who hurt her, but why did the other party seem to be more sad than herself?

"Look!" Chocolate pointed at the fragments of the magic weapon on the ground, crying sadly, "In order to let you out, I broke Master's magic weapon! Master will definitely not spare me, and I will definitely receive the most severe punishment when I go back!"

After he finished speaking, he glanced at Yinlan first, and seeing him looking at him blankly, he acted harder, covering his eyes, as if crying, "This magic weapon is priceless, master will definitely take it from me!" Fate!"

"So serious?" Yinlan looked at the debris on the ground and couldn't help swallowing.

He didn't expect that such a big trouble would be brought to this brother monk who kindly fed him. How can he help him?

After thinking about it, Yinlan had an idea, "Brother Wuhun, don't cry! You can come with me from now on. If you don't go back to the temple, won't your master punish you?"

Chocolate was waiting for him to say that, and he immediately clapped his hands in his heart when he heard the words, but on the surface he was a little embarrassed, "I'm afraid this is not very good? Will it cause you trouble?"

"No, no!" Yinlan smiled, and Chocolate was dumbfounded by her cute expression.

"Exactly. I'm going to the upper reaches of the Yangtze River to find my fellow clan. It's boring to be alone on the road. If Brother Wuhun is with me, I won't feel lonely!" Yinlan grabbed Chocolate's arm and laughed that Like a nympho monk dragged on the road, "Let's go, Brother Wuhun, let's go to the upper reaches of the Yangtze River together! My name is Yin Atong, remember my name!]

"Yeah!" Chocolate will be completely intoxicated by Yinlan's gentle gesture of holding his hand, how can he think about what Yinlan is going to the upper reaches of the Yangtze River to find a fellow clan.

The two headed upstream along the Yangtze River, walking for several days before seeing a small town.

The town is full of people and traffic, Yinlan and Chocolate have never seen the prosperity of the world, so they started to run around on the street with curiosity.

"Brother Wuhun, look quickly!"

"Lan... A-Tong, come here and watch the juggling!"

"Brother Wuhun, the noodles at that stall look delicious!"

"A Tong, come and taste this candied haws!"

Passers-by all looked curiously at the two people who seemed to have run out of a mountain village. Seeing Yinlan's good-looking face and extraordinary temperament, and seeing the tall monk with thick eyebrows and big eyes, they all thought that this was a young master from some sect , went out to play in the mountains under the protection of bodyguards!

But as long as someone stared at Yinlan twice, Chocolate immediately glared at him with a straight face. Seeing the monk's angry face, passers-by naturally didn't dare to look too much, and they had to stay away carefully, and didn't dare to get close.

Seeing this, Chocolate smiled triumphantly, and followed Yinlan as if nothing had happened, continuing to kill anyone who dared to eat his precious tofu with his eyes.

"My lady, this is very suitable for you, I bought it for you specially for my husband..."

Suddenly, Chocolate heard someone saying that not far away, so he looked over curiously, and found a couple standing under the big tree. The woman opened the gift from her husband, and she was immediately elated, showing an incomparably bright smile, "Yes!" rouge!"

"My husband saw that this rouge has just been put on, and the color is gorgeous, I think my wife must like it too!" The husband said softly, and his wife immediately shyly snuggled into his arms, "Sir, you are so kind to my concubine! "

Seeing the affectionate appearance of the young couple, Chocolate was extremely jealous in his heart, and thought to himself how happy it would be if Yinlan could cuddle up to him like this and talk passionately!

Before he could think about it, he walked towards the young couple, interrupting their love for a concubine.

"Where did you buy this thing?" Chocolate tried to put on a friendly look, but his eyes were fixed on the rouge in the woman's hand.

The man protected his wife behind him, and looked at the chocolate warily, "Liji grocery store not far ahead."

"Thank you!" When Chocolate learned where Rouge came from, he turned around with his fists in his hands, and left without looking back.

And behind him, the young couple looked at each other in blank dismay, wondering why this fierce monk was buying rouge?

Naturally, the purpose of buying rouge was to please Yinlan, and soon after Chocolate bought something from Li Ji's grocery store, he found Yinlan was standing not far in front of him looking at him.

"Brother Wuhun, where did you go just now? I've been looking for you for a long time, and I thought you left me and left!" Yinlan complained dissatisfied.

During the journey for the past few days, the two took care of each other, which made him used to having someone by his side.The sudden disappearance of chocolate made him really anxious.

If there is no meat-free brother, who will help him roast the pheasant?Who will be his big backer to shield him from wind and rain?Who will give him a stove for heating?And who would come to talk to him and make him happy when he was lonely?

Yinlan didn't know why he was so dependent on this monk, he didn't want him to leave without saying goodbye from the bottom of his heart, leaving him to continue traveling alone.

Seeing that Yinlan was not happy, Chocolate hurriedly took out the things he just bought to please her, "I bought you this, and this, oh, this is not bad, and this..."

He stuffed Yinlan with the things he held in his hand one by one, they were all the rouge and gouache that he saw in the grocery store just now, he didn't know how to choose, so he simply bought them all at once.

Yinlan didn't know what these rouge powders were used for. After receiving the gift, he looked left and right, and found that this brightly colored thing actually exuded a fragrant smell.

Yinlan licked her lips, and while no one else was paying attention, she stuck out her tongue, rolled a box of rouge into her mouth and swallowed it.

The taste from the tip of the tongue is weird, could it be that I ate too fast?He was a little puzzled and decided to eat a few more boxes to try.

Chocolate didn't care about Yinlan's actions at first, but when he put the last few boxes of rouge in Yinlan's palm, he realized that the other's mouth was strangely red!And looking at Yinlan's feet, there are all empty rouge boxes!

"Brother Wuhun, this doesn't taste good at all..." Yinlan frowned and complained while swallowing the remaining few boxes, but she didn't intend to stop eating.

"Wait!" Chocolate hurriedly grabbed his hand, "This is not for eating!"

"..." Yinlan was taken aback, raised her head, and looked at the chocolate with wide eyes, "Then what did you buy it for?"

"I..." Chocolate really couldn't laugh or cry, he only blamed himself for being too sloppy, Yinlan lived in the mountains and forests since childhood, how could he understand the purpose of this worldly thing?

Seeing others cast strange glances at them, Chocolate hastily took Yinlan's hand and dragged him into an empty alley.

He held up Yinlan's small face, and gently wiped away the remaining red stains on Yinlan's face very carefully.

The distance between the two was very close, and Yinlan's ambiguous breathing sound came into Yinlan's ears. When she raised her head, she saw Chocolate's focused eyes, which were deep and sharp, revealing a vague masculine arrogance.

Being stared at by such focused eyes, Yinlan felt strange in her heart, as if she was burned by that gaze, her face was a little hot.

Perhaps because he was too focused, Chocolate didn't notice that Yinlan's ears were stained with a touch of red that he couldn't wipe off.

After carefully wiping off the rouge on the corners of the other party's lips, Chocolate's gaze inadvertently stayed on the silver-blue rosy lips, his fingers lightly touched the soft and thin lips, his heart beat violently, and he wanted to kiss and taste the tenderness Delicious rush.

Yinlan watched him getting closer and closer, his lips almost touching her own, and an inexplicable strange feeling rose in her heart.

His gentle and focused eyes seemed to be tempting himself, making his heart beat violently and his breathing a little short.

However, just as the atmosphere was becoming increasingly ambiguous and Chocolate was about to fulfill his wish to kiss Fangze, Yinlan suddenly changed his face!

The severe pain in the stomach broke the pink atmosphere created just now, making Yinlan pale and squatting down with her stomach in her arms, "Um..."

Chocolate also quickly came to his senses. Although she didn't kiss Yinlan's small mouth, she didn't push him away or reject him. This is already a great improvement. What else is he not satisfied with?

What's more, what's more important right now is why Yinlan's complexion suddenly became so bad!

"A-Tong, what's wrong with you?" He hurriedly helped Yinlan up, and asked anxiously.

"Stomach...stomach pain...I..." Yinlan's face turned gray, and he was sweating profusely. He held Chocolate's hand tightly, "Brother Wuhun, I...I seem to have eaten my stomach!"

"..."

Soon, Chocolate took Yin Lan, who had a stomach ache, to find a doctor.

Under the strong medicine given by the doctor, Yinlan's abdominal pain was finally relieved, but the originally rosy face was turned pale, which made Chocolate feel distressed.

After entrusting Yinlan to the care of the doctor, Chocolate went to the street to buy some supplements for body.

But Yinlan, who was left in the guest room, felt very bored, and when his stomach pain stopped, he forgot Chocolate's warning, sneaked out of bed, and ran to the garden of Langzhong's house.

After taking a few deep breaths of fresh air, he stretched his slightly sore hands and feet, raised his arm, but slammed into the woman walking behind him.

"Oh! Who is it?" The woman called out with some dissatisfaction, and when she looked up again, she found that the person bumping into her was a stranger she had never seen before.And even though this person was wearing a man's attire, it was impossible to tell whether he was a man or a woman from the face. He looked like a fairy who came down from the sky.

Seeing the surprised expression on the woman's face, Yinlan hurriedly withdrew her hand, explaining a little embarrassedly, "I... I was just sent to Mr. Wang's place, and I have a little diarrhea..."

"Hehe, it turned out to be a patient." The woman covered her mouth and smiled, "I am Mrs. Wang's wife, Mrs. Wu. Since the young master is sick, why don't you go to the house to rest? Can't take it."

"I'm fine now! Brother Wuhun made all the fuss and insisted on lying on the bed to rest. I just ate those weird things and my stomach broke. How could I be so weak!" Yinlan complained dissatisfied. , if it wasn't for the fear of being separated from Brother Monk, he would have rushed to the street to continue strolling now, he hasn't had enough of being a "human" yet!

"Weird thing?" Mrs. Wu thought the child was cute and lovable, so she chatted with Yinlan, "I'm afraid you are greedy, are you full?"

"That's not it!" Yinlan glared, took out the remaining rouge box from her arms, and handed it to Mrs. Wu, "Brother Wuhun bought it for me, I thought I could eat it, so I swallowed it Several boxes..."

"Oh, you little fool!" At this moment, Mrs. Wu burst out laughing, and she had a clue in her heart.

The cute child in front of him must be disguised as a man, and that Wu Hun is probably the little girl's lover.It's a pity that this girl is a bit dumb, she doesn't even know the intention of her lover to give Rouge, and she even treats Rouge as a snack!

Wu laughed for a long time, and finally put the rouge box back into Yinlan's hands with tears in her eyes, "You silly boy! Didn't your mother teach you how to use rouge?"

"My mother left me a long time ago..." Yinlan answered honestly, touching the tip of her nose, "I'm planning to go to the upper reaches of the Yangtze River to find her this time, and brother Wuhun is going with me."

"Ah, so that's how it is..." Mrs. Wu put away her smile, and looked at Yinlan with sympathy and distress, "It seems that you have suffered a lot since you were a child, and you have grown so big that even Rouge is do not know anything."

Yinlan weighed the small box in his hand, showing doubts.

"Rouge is used for makeup. If you rub a little on your face, it will make your face rosy and beautiful." Wu explained kindly, and by the way, made chocolate for the next month. "Our custom here, if someone Giving you rouge means that he likes you and loves you. You silly boy, don't you understand your meatless brother's intentions?"

Yinlan thought for a while, but then said: "I also like Brother Wuhun quite a lot! Then, should I also buy rouge for him?"

"Haha!" Wu almost burst out laughing, this kid is really interesting!

"Brother Wuhun is willing to accompany me to the upper reaches of the Yangtze River to find my mother, and he also took good care of me along the way. I really should thank him!" Yin Lanxi thought diligently, planning to go to the street to find some rouge to give away For the chocolate.

Wu Shi understood now, the child hadn't figured out what she called liking at all.So she kindly reminded: "Your kindness is just gratitude. I'm afraid it's not the same as your meatless brother's liking, right? What do you think of that meatless brother?"

"Brother Wuhun is very reliable and kind, and will buy me all kinds of delicious food..." Yinlan counted the advantages of Brother Monk, but found that there seemed to be countless advantages in that person.

"Then have you ever thought about spending your whole life with him?" Wu Shi asked again.

Yinlan immediately retorted, "How can it be possible to spend a lifetime together?"

He is a demon with a lifespan of tens of thousands of years, and the monk is a human being, so it is impossible for him to be with him forever.

But Mrs. Wu didn't know what was going on in his heart. She just thought that he had no affection for that Wuhun, so she felt pity for Wuhun, "Then you don't like that kind of thing. I like it, I'm afraid I want to be with you every day, I also want to kiss you, hug you, marry you..."

"Dear? Hug?" Before she could finish speaking, Yinlan's face flushed red, "How is that possible?!"

At this moment, what flashed in his mind was the affectionate look when chocolate was close to his lips not long ago in the streets and alleys. His lips seemed to have firmly remembered the feeling of being blown by that hot air.

"If you really don't like him, you have to make it clear with him! Don't waste other people's youth!" Seeing Yinlan's youthfulness, Wu said with a smile covering her lips.

"I..." Yinlan was about to explain, but Chocolate suddenly rushed into the yard from the outside. When he saw Yinlan, his anxious expression eased, "A-Tong! You asked me to look for it for a long time!"

Wu Shi was still laughing at first, but when she saw Chocolate's bald head, she froze on the spot.Hearing Yinlan next to her call out "Brother Wuhun" in a low voice, her face immediately pulled down.

It turns out that Wu Hun is a monk!

Chocolate didn't have time to worry about the misunderstanding of the woman beside him, and since he hadn't seen Yinlan for a while, he felt restless in his heart, fearing that something might happen to Yinlan.

He didn't feel relieved until he saw Yinlan, walked quickly to his side, took his hand without avoiding suspicion, and reproached him gently, "Why don't you lie on the bed?"

Yinlan recalled what Wu said just now, and seeing Chocolate showing such an expression, his little face suddenly became hot, "I...my body is fine..."

His heart was beating faster again, and even he himself didn't know why, but his appearance fell into the eyes of outsiders, but he was like a young girl in love, showing a shy expression to her sweetheart.

Wu Shi frowned, snorted coldly, and interrupted the gaze of the two, "Since your body is fine, please leave my house quickly!"

She originally had a good impression of this cute "little girl", but she didn't expect that she would hang out with a monk, which made her feel insulted, and naturally she no longer had a good face.

Chocolate didn't like being chased away, his face darkened, and he was about to say something harsh to the woman, but was held back by Yinlan.

"Brother Wuhun, I'm fine, let's go!" Yinlan blushed, and firmly grabbed Chocolate's hand, pulling him out of the yard, all the way out of Langzhong's house.

After the two of them left, Wu Shi was relieved, and still cursed unforgivingly, "You unruly bald donkey!"

She had never seen such a vicious monk, let alone a monk who eloped with a beautiful girl!