dream master

The circus is really a scary place, at least Fan Yue, who is being trained with an apple on a pole, really thinks so.I was very happy watching the circus before, but I didn't feel the pain of the performers at all.

With a puff, the knife sank into his skull, and Fan Yue calmly looked at Xiao Yiming whose hands were shaking: "I'm really curious, how can you aim at my forehead instead of the apple ten centimeters above the forehead."

"Your head looks more purposeful." Xiao Yiming played with the throwing knife in his hand, looking at Fan Yue's head with blood gushing with glee.Given that someone's head fell off before, it's not a problem to use the head as a cake and stick a few more candles at this moment-it doesn't hurt anyway.

It happened like this, today is a training day, and the circus people are working hard for the performance two days later.And Fan Yue and Xiao Yiming glared at each other, the reason, of course, was that Lilith, the head of Lolita, wanted to choose a candidate to be the top apple in the flying knife show.

"Captain, I'm already going to stuff my head into the Maverick's mouth. Once this show is over, my head will most likely not be able to keep it. It's a bit 'hard to do' if you hit an apple again." Xiao Yiming said statement.

Lilith nodded, and stretched out her hand to point at Fan Yue: "That makes sense, then it's up to you."

Then Fan Yue was carried by the staff and tied to the pillar.Based on the friendship of colleagues, Xiao Yiming took over the important responsibility of testing whether the flying knives are useful, and began to insert knives on his affectionate colleagues, and the more he inserted the knife, the more excited he became.

"If it sticks any further, it will become a murder scene." Fan Yue calmly reminded.

Only then did Xiao Yiming clap his hands and let Fan Yue go.

The leader Lilith suddenly remembered something, and sat on the stake with her legs crossed, she hooked her fingers at Xiao Yiming.Xiao Yiming rushed over immediately: "What orders does the regiment leader have?"

"I heard that you are a magician?" Lolita with the breasts asked curiously.

"I'm not talented, I just understand a little bit." Xiao Yiming said modestly.

"Fire a fireball to see."

Xiao Yiming immediately complied: "Fireball -!"

The miniature fireball flickered towards Lilith, Lilith clicked her tongue twice, and extinguished the tadpole fireball with a wave of her hand, and slapped Xiao Yiming's face with all the rest of her slap.

Tsk, this loli is really strong.

"On this level, I can't even light a cigarette. I expected you to help light the fire ring. It's useless."

Xiao Yiming, who was despised by loli, squatted on the ground crying with his head in his arms, being despised, despised, despised, although according to the routine of YY novels, the loli who despised him at the beginning would eventually fall into his harem, but this No matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like the kind that can be sent to the harem... It looks too curious.

"But I'm still a magician. Although my level is a bit low, I haven't passed the certificate yet." Xiao Yiming muttered.

"Don't worry, just looking at your small appearance, I believe that you will be able to become a great sage in the end. Don't rush towards the road of a great sage carelessly. I am optimistic about you." Lilith laughed and patted Xiao Xiao. With two strokes of Yiming's head, Xiao Yiming's head was nailed into the hard floor.

...The strange power loli is the scariest thing.

Barely enduring the dismissal, Xiao Yiming rescued Fan Yue from the pillar with a smirk, and asked considerately, "How do you feel about being tied up?"

Fan Yue showed a harmless smile: "It's hard to put it into words, but I don't think you don't have a chance to practice it."

"How is it possible?" Xiao Yiming laughed dryly——Fan Yue's eyes are really scary... Is he planning to tie him to a chair when he wakes up tomorrow?I always feel that he can't do this.

The two walked out of the circus tent. It was already dusk in Lacon City in the dream, and the city in the twilight was immersed in a peaceful atmosphere. Xiao Yiming touched his chin: "Why don't we go eat something? , and then go to the library? I will also study how to become a better magician."

Fan Yue squinted at him: "It's very simple, keep your virginity, and it will naturally upgrade as you grow older."

"Hey, when did you understand it so clearly?" Xiao Yiming was taken aback, this guy didn't know anything about ACG culture before.

"Look it up online and find out."

"I thought you wouldn't be interested..." Xiao Yiming muttered, and led Fan Yue into a hot pot restaurant.

Fan Yue seriously thought about how there could be such a strange restaurant as a hot pot restaurant in this kind of place, but when he thought that the guy standing next to him was the creator of this dream, even if there was a Haagen-Dazs ice cream shop here, he would No surprises.

"I want extra spicy pot base, the spicier the better." Xiao Yiming held the menu and said to the waitress dressed as a bunny girl, admiring the waitress' figure lustfully.

Wearing a half mask to cover the upper half of the face, the bunny girl is wearing a one-piece miniskirt and cute bunny ears that symbolize the dream of the majority of otaku. She grinned, revealing two exaggerated big buck teeth: "Hold on."

"..." What happened to that buck tooth? !Xiao Yiming looked at the bunny girl going away resentfully, and started to tear the napkin with a bunny face, whoever said that the rabbit must have buck teeth, damn it, he was thinking too much.

"Can I have a non-spicy pot bottom?" Fan Yue looked at the bright red pot bottom and asked melancholy.

He doesn't like spicy food at all, and now looking at the pot full of peppers and the thick layer of oil, his tongue is already starting to hurt.

"Relax, this is a dream. There is almost no sense of taste. As long as your psychological effect is not so strong, you will not feel spicy. To overcome the fear of spicy, start by doing this—" Xiao Yiming picked up a small pepper He sent it to Fan Yue's mouth with a lewd smile.

"..." Can he choose not to overcome?

"Eat it, it's delicious." Xiao Yiming coaxed Fan Yue to eat it with the tone of a strange uncle coaxing a child. Fan Yue's brows were almost knotted, but in the end, he was so upset that he couldn't even chew. Save it, just swallow it.

"Are you cool?" Xiao Yiming looked at his face and smiled very happily.

"no feelings."

"Hey, what a pity, next time I invite you to eat hot pot, the extra spicy one. A life without spicy food is incomplete. As a pure man, you have to try to get used to spicy food." Xiao Yiming picked up a Send a chili to his mouth.

If you feel it carefully, you will actually feel numb, although he thinks it is mostly his own psychological effect.

In the dream, there is no sense of touch, and the senses of taste and smell are weakened to almost nothing. On the contrary, the sense of hearing and vision are very sensitive.

The two chatted while cooking hot pot. The feeling of hunger and fullness was not strong in the dream. To be precise, the feeling of being full was not strong. If you were hungry in reality, you still felt it in the dream, but the feeling of being full... …

"I have a question, why do we eat hot pot here that we can never get enough of?" Fan Yue finally asked after eating the tenth plate of mutton.

"Ah, I'm not full anyway, so it's good to enjoy the food sliding down the esophagus and into the stomach." Xiao Yiming was able to comfort himself.

"But these things have no taste at all."

"Naobu, Naobu, it's just a delicacy from mountains and seas."

"..." Fan Yue finally despaired of this guy who was immersed in his own world and made up his mind.