dream master

After eating, the two left the hot pot restaurant, Xiao Yiming said regretfully, "Actually, I'm not full yet, but if I go any further, this restaurant will be empty."

"You won't be full until dawn." Fan Yue ruthlessly pierced his reverie.

"Tsk, what an incomprehensible man, the woman you're dating should be heartbroken." Xiao Yiming gave him a sideways look and shook his head, "But because you're so handsome , the girls will still follow suit. You just have to pretend to be cool, hey, how unfair."

"..." Fan Yue, who had no interest in girls, felt a lot of pressure.

The library of Lacon City is built in the center of the city. Fan Yue is a little dazed by the huge mage tower-like library: "Is this the library?"

Xiao Yiming laughed wildly under the giant tower with his hips crossed: "You're handsome, aren't you?"

"...I always feel a bit overqualified."

"In such a handsome library, even the sweeper is a powerful magician." Xiao Yiming clenched his fists with bright eyes.

"..." Fan Yue, who had no hope for the delusion of the dead house, responded in silence.

"No, a real master should live in an ordinary place, um... yes, it should be an ordinary library." Xiao Yiming muttered to himself, the huge tower in front of him seemed to be in the middle of nowhere. His thoughts melted, and the [-]-foot-high tower gradually dissolved in the sun like a snowman, slowly shrank, and finally turned into a puddle of water, and a building rose again from the puddle of water. Ordinary two-story building, old walls, and the entire library is covered with ivy, which looks dilapidated and old.

"This is the library where great magicians would hide in a low-key way." Xiao Yiming patted his hands and said firmly.

"Didn't it mean that you won't deliberately tamper with the contents of this dream?"

Xiao Yiming scratched his head: "Ah, I forgot, it's not good to get used to random modification."

Fan Yue curled the corners of his mouth, but remained silent.

He noticed that at the moment when the tower melted just now, the surrounding world fell into a stillness, and the passersby seemed to be motionless as if the pause button was pressed. Only he and Xiao Yiming could move freely, but in the new library After the construction was completed, passers-by walked around again, and turned a blind eye to the tower that disappeared in an instant and the new library that appeared.

It really is an NPC.

"There are so many NPCs, you don't need to think about them one by one." Fan Yue asked as if he suddenly thought of something.

"Of course I don't need it, otherwise I'd be exhausted. Most of them are random. Well, in fact, after a careful analysis, it can be said that they are some personalities of people I am familiar with. I have seen "Inception", and it is almost the same. That principle, the 'person' formed by the subconscious mind in the dream, will not respond to me tampering with the dream at will, probably because I just mess around in my own dream and does not affect other people-well, except you. For example, Lilith, the head of the circus, I think she is the editor sister in my imagination, she is my editor in charge, she is fierce, I always have the impression of her as a strange loli female tyrannosaurus rex, I really sympathize with her husband. "Xiao Yiming spread his hands and said.

While talking, the two had already entered the library. In the quiet library, there were only a few people reading books, densely packed bookshelves, and empty tables and chairs.

Xiao Yiming laughed even more strangely: "Let's find this book to study how to upgrade. I'm going to find the legendary great magician."

Fan Yue rubbed his forehead, did this guy think the great magician was a Chinese cabbage?Even Chinese cabbage is not everywhere.

An old man in an old magic robe walked past them with a book in one hand and a mop in the other. His slovenly clothes, slovenly hairstyle, and slovenly facial structure all made Xiao To cheer up.

"It's him!" He suddenly yelled, rushed forward to grab the old man's thigh, and fell to his knees with a plop, "Teacher, please accept me as an apprentice, and pass on your unique skills to me!"

The old man looked down at Xiao Yiming with a solemn expression: "This is not something that can be learned casually."

"I'm not a random person, I'm not a person when I'm casual, ah! Please resolutely delete the second half of the sentence." Xiao Yiming looked resolute.

The old man stared at him with dead fish eyes for a long time, Xiao Yiming looked back at him with piercing eyes, so long that even the old man's wrinkles were almost clearly counted.

"Well, since you're so sincere, I'll do what I can..." The old man sighed, shook the magician's robe on his body, and handed the mop and bucket to Xiao Yiming, "Go and clean the toilet."

Xiao Yiming's eyes lit up. Is this testing his piety?

"Don't worry, teacher, I will definitely complete the task satisfactorily." Xiao Yiming picked up the mop and bucket, and ran towards the toilet.

Fan Yue, who felt throbbing pain in his temples even in his dream, sighed deeply, took a few books to the table and started to read them.

But this topic...

"On the relationship between beautiful girls and magicians", "April, let's go outing with my sister", "What can I do to save you, my beautiful girl sister", "Uniform Temptation Lori and Royal Sister" really shouldn't count on this guy's brain Can there be any books that meet the taste of the public.

An hour later, Xiao Yiming came out of the toilet in a collapsed state. The door opened, and the toilet inside was shining brightly.

Hey, what's that weird flash effect?

The uncle looked around in the toilet and patted him on the shoulder with satisfaction: "You have graduated."

"Where's the ultimate move?" Xiao Yiming, who hadn't comprehended the profound meaning of magic, asked back in a daze.

"As long as you have this thought: there is a beautiful goddess living in the toilet, as long as you have yearning for the goddess, you will be able to clean the toilet. This is the ultimate meaning of cleaning the toilet!"

Xiao Yiming asked resentfully: "I want magic, magic, magic."

"What's that? I've never heard of it." The old man said, picking his nose and looking at the ceiling.

"Liar, you are clearly wearing a magician's robe!"

"It was accidentally left here by an old man. Wearing this clothes to clean the toilet will never be dirty."

"Of course! It comes with cleaning magic!"

"Yeah, ever since I put on this dress, there has been an endless stream of people hugging my thighs to help me clean the toilet."

Xiao Yiming cried with his head in his arms, and let out a desperate growl from his mouth: "Damn you—!"

Fan Yue yawned, and smiled at the beautiful girl in cat-eared maid costume who came to refill her glass attentively: "Thank you."

The cat-eared lady blinked her eyes: "Are you free later?"

Fan Yue pointed to his companion who was rolling around on the ground and said helplessly, "I have to take care of my companion."

Xiao Yiming, who had vented enough on the ground, got up with red eyes, and snatched the coffee from Fan Yue's table: "What do you want to drink? This is a library, not a coffee shop, and coffee? It's so unfair!"

The girl dressed as a cat-eared maid continued to smile, and asked Fan Yue gently: "Do you want me to strangle him to death?"

"Strangling to death is too harsh, at least it's my companion, half dead is fine."

"Hey, hey, hey... Uh, I'm really going to die, it hurts, it hurts, it hurts!" Xiao Yiming shook the hands of the strange cat-eared girl and rolled her eyes.

"This is a dream, it doesn't hurt, everything is an illusion." Fan Yue comforted softly.

"Hey, you are revenge for me to let you eat chili!"

"No, absolutely not." Fan Yue paused, then smiled, "I'm revenge for you shooting a knife at my head."