【Wen Ye】Osamu Dazai is wrong

"Mr. Dazai, why are you in the office today?" When I returned to the office with snacks, I found Mr. Dazai lying on the table full of gift boxes.

"Wow, that's a lot! Are these all gifts from Mr. Dazai?" I put down my snacks curiously, and looked closely at these colorful and beautifully packaged boxes.

Mr. Dazai raised his head and felt that the table was too crowded, so he pushed the boxes away a little more. "Oh, the kindness of the ladies is indeed very gratifying~ but these are not what I want, so boring~" He propped up his chin and looked at my snacks.

"Rin-chan likes these, right? Just give them to Rin-chan. I don't need them, and there are too many~" Mr. Dazai picked up a box and threw it at me.

I raised my hand to catch it, and opened it, "Speaking of which, today is Valentine's Day, so these are all chocolates. That's great~ Mr. Dazai has so many people giving chocolates."

"Are you envious? Rin-chan?"

I picked up a disassembled piece of chocolate and put it into my mouth, "Of course, Mr. Dazai is really amazing to receive so many chocolates! Uh... this chocolate is so delicious, it's from Jiuxin!"

"Huh? Wine-hearted?" Mr. Dazai walked over curiously.

I looked at the chocolate box in my hand and handed it to Mr. Dazai. "Mr. Dazai, would you like to try?"

Mr. Dazai was still standing, looking left and right at the chocolates in the box, with his hands behind his back, and he didn't feel like picking one up at all.

"Ah..." I understood.Is it troublesome to peel off the paper?

I picked up a piece of chocolate and peeled off the foil, took it out and handed it to Mr. Dazai again.

"Hmm~" Mr. Dazai was still unwilling to accept the chocolate.

I looked at the chocolate between my fingers, which was melting slightly under my body temperature.I hesitated for a while, thinking that it is not good to waste it. If Mr. Dazai doesn’t want to eat it, I should eat it.Thinking of this, I took back the chocolate in my hand and ate it myself.

"Mr. Dazai, are you really not going to eat it?" Then can I eat it all?

"Who said I wouldn't eat it?" Mr. Dazai's rhetorical question caught me off guard. Didn't you say you wouldn't eat it yourself?

I looked at the chocolate box in my hand in confusion, and when I was about to return it to Mr. Dazai, my right hand was grabbed.

Mr. Dazai raised my hand, squeezed the index finger to his mouth, and lightly licked the melted chocolate sauce on the fingertips.The warm and moist touch brushed against the fingertips slightly...

"Sure enough, it's too sweet. I still don't want to eat it." Mr. Dazai pointed to the pile of chocolates on the table. "Rin-chan, I'll leave this to you."

"Yeah! Thank you, Mr. Dazai!" Valentine's Day is such a good day, there are so many free chocolates!I rubbed my index finger, continued to peel the chocolate and ate one.

It is my duty as a direct subordinate to share the worries of Mr. Dazai!

"By the way, Rin-chan, the weather is fine today, let's go out on patrol together~" Mr. Dazai pronounced it as patrolling in his mouth, but actually wrote it as fishing.

I nodded immediately, put the remaining chocolate in my pocket, and followed Mr. Dazai's footsteps. "Okay! Mr. Dazai!"

Alas!Go fishing!Together with Mr. Dazai!

I happily followed Mr. Dazai.Without a car, they walked slowly side by side on the street.During this special festival, the atmosphere on the street is different from what you see when the mission is dispatched.Most of the furnishings in the store have turned pink.There are also many pairs of men and women in the crowd coming and going.

"Brother, buy a flower for your girlfriend! Such a beautiful girlfriend, red roses must be very suitable for her. Sister! Buy a flower! They are all roses just picked today!"

When the corner of the clothes sank, I realized that this girl was talking to us.I turned to Mr. Dazai, who was also looking at me. "Big sister, buy one!" The little girl persevered in selling me the roses in her basket.

"Well, let's buy one." I picked up one and paid for it, and the little girl immediately let us go.

"Oh? I actually bought it. I thought Rin-chan wasn't interested in anything but food." Mr. Dazai looked at me with his head tilted, as if he didn't understand my behavior.

"Because roses are edible." I said as I tore off a petal and brought it to my mouth for a bite. "Well...but it's not delicious." I couldn't help frowning. "Tanaka-kun, you liar."

"Tanaka-kun? Did Tanaka-kun tell you that roses are edible? Well, it's kind of interesting. He's from the Ministry of Intelligence, right?" Mr. Dazai took the rose from my hand as he spoke, pinching the stem and twirling it between his fingers.

"Ah, yes, he said he would buy it for me." I nodded, disappointed by the taste of the rose. "But I tasted it just now, and it's not good. Next time I see Tanaka-kun, I'd better refuse. The chocolate that Mr. Dazai gave is even better."

A few children ran behind Mr. Dazai, "Mr. Dazai!" I reminded, but Mr. Dazai was hit and staggered two steps.The rose in her hand fell to the ground and was crushed by the children's messy steps.

I supported Mr. Dazai up and down and checked repeatedly, "Are you all right! Mr. Dazai! Is there any pain?"

"Hahaha~" Mr. Dazai didn't know why he was smiling so happily when he was bumped into, but he was fine.

"I'm fine Rin-chan, but I'm sorry, the rose fell." Mr. Dazai stood next to me on the side of the street, beckoning to the girl who was still selling roses to passers-by, and bought a new rose.

? ? ? "Mr. Dazai, roses are not delicious." I think Mr. Dazai doesn't need to buy another one.

"No, I didn't buy this rose for eating." Mr. Dazai seemed to like the rose he just bought more, put it under his nose with a smile and sniffed lightly. "Rin-chan, do you want to smell it?"

I leaned over suspiciously, is this rose more fragrant than the one I bought just now?Dazai-san is even luckier than me in this kind of place?

"Heh," Mr. Dazai laughed?Why?I turned my head to look at Mr. Dazai, but I accidentally ran into Mr. Dazai handing over the rose, and my mouth was itchy from the petals, so I stepped back quickly. "Rin-chan, do roses smell good?"

Although I didn't smell it carefully just now, I still nodded against my conscience to cover up my mistake just now. "Yeah, it's delicious!"

"Really? Then give it to Rin-chan." Mr. Dazai seemed in a good mood, and blinked at me quickly, "Don't eat it."

I took the roses from Mr. Dazai with both hands, and I am used to Mr. Dazai always giving me these inedible or bad-tasting things. "Well, I will definitely treasure it, Dazai-san."

"Really? That's good. Chocolate, I want to eat it again now~" Mr. Dazai reached into my pocket and took out a piece of chocolate, peeled it off and put it in his mouth. "Well, it's pretty good."

? ? ?Dazai-san, that's not what you said in the office earlier.

I also peeled off a piece of chocolate and was about to put it in my mouth when Mr. Dazai lowered his head and took the chocolate away from my hand.

Although the chocolate was also given by Mr. Dazai, I still think Mr. Dazai's behavior of snatching food is not appropriate.If you want to eat, I can give it to you. Why do you want to grab my share?Just because I'm too lazy to peel it off?

My puzzled eyes just fell firmly on Mr. Dazai's hand...why touch my pocket again? "Ah, I'm done eating chocolate. I'm sorry, Rin-chan~" Dazai-san said apologetically happily.He obviously didn't feel sorry at all.

"Uh——," I was very dissatisfied, I must say it! "Mr. Dazai! Is it useful to feel sorry! Why do you have to take my share!"

"Ah, Rin-chan, I'm sorry! Then let's go buy chocolates. How about treating it as my compensation for Rin-chan?" Mr. Dazai was very sensible and corrected his attitude of apologizing this time, and chose under my clenched fist. compensation.

I nodded in satisfaction, and entered the mall with Mr. Dazai.But I never expected it to be such a high-end chocolate shop.

Who will tell me that I just want chocolate, why do I need to DIY it myself?Is there something wrong with me standing in front of the counter?Why is Mr. Dazai sitting next to him and doesn't look like he's going to do anything at all?

The clerk brought the materials and guided me to operate.In order to eat chocolate, I followed the instructions and started to operate.Well, mint, raisins, nuts, toffee, chili and black pepper...how come there are so many flavors I love?Do it all!Anyway, Mr. Dazai contributed to compensate me!

I happily waited for the clerk to help me cool and set the package.Finally got to eat chocolate.Although I ate a lot of chocolate sauce during DIY...

But the finished product is different!

After playing several racing games with Mr. Dazai, my chocolate is finally ready!I was so satisfied that I held the box in one hand and sipped the milk tea Mr. Dazai bought for me in the other.

Although Mr. Dazai must have swiped Mr. Nakahara's card, it doesn't matter, the milk tea is delicious, and he also bought chocolates!Don't worry too much about this little thing.

Had a great time today!Mr. Dazai is so nice!In the future, it would be great if every day is Valentine's Day, every day can be so happy!Chocolate is delicious too!I just don’t know why, the taste is not the same as the one I made, could it be the wrong one?

Osamu Dazai: "Hiss—this chocolate made by Rin-chan is so spicy! Water! Water!"