【Wen Ye】Osamu Dazai is wrong

"Mr. Dazai! Why didn't you take me in the mission! I'm almost becoming Mr. Nakahara's subordinate!" I was heartbroken and shook Mr. Dazai's collar back and forth in the office.

"Ah, Rin-chan, calm down." Mr. Dazai put his hand on my head and rubbed it lightly. It's very comfortable, but...

"Mr. Dazai... explain? You don't want to rely on this to perfuse me, do you?" I complained and glanced at Mr. Dazai, but my hands still stopped.

"Because, Rin-chan is very reliable! There is no way for such a nasty little dwarf to come to me all the time! Thanks to Rin-chan!" Mr. Dazai's upside-down words are worth complaining about, but I am a qualified chef. What Dazai-san said is right!If there is a mistake, it must be the world that is wrong!

"Well, of course! Dazai-san, feel free to leave it to me! I will help you take care of Mr. Nakahara! Every detail!" I proudly patted my solid chest.As expected of me!The mission completion rate is always [-]% perfect.I must be Mr. Dazai's most trusted subordinate!

"No, it's not necessary to be meticulous... That... Rin-chan, it's not like this..." Mr. Dazai interrupted my proud reading with a helpless sigh, and by the way suppressed my proud little head that was about to lift up go down. "The dark dwarves like Chuya don't need your care, you just need to take care of yourself."

"Well! I see!" I answered confidently!

"Really? I always feel that Rin-chan's understanding will always be different in this regard." Mr. Dazai's suspicion is not unreasonable, but this time I really understand!Don't take care of Mr. Nakahara, right?Then I won't write the report!Mr. Nakahara, come on!If you can’t write any more, think about Mr. Dazai, chef Zai strongly recommends it!As long as I think of Mr. Dazai, the motivation to work will be ignited again!

"Well, let's understand it as Rin-chan." Mr. Dazai put down his hands, bent down and looked at me, and smiled in a good mood. "Hmm! Rin-chan is at his best today!"

I nod confidently! "Of course! Every day Dazai-san is here! I'm at my best!"

This sentence has to be blurted out naturally, but Mr. Dazai seems to be... silent...

what to do?Is my cooking power speaking too much? !Sure enough, it is still withdrawn...

"I'm sorry, did Mr. Dazai treat me as if...?" Mr. Dazai put his index finger on my lips, I obediently kept silent, and peeked at him.Why does Mr. Dazai look as if he secretly burned the work report written by Mr. Nakahara for a week?

"No, how can I pretend that I didn't say it? I will remember it well~" Mr. Dazai withdrew his finger, "Wow, I really admire Rin-chan's speech in the second class! Be sure to record it! In the future, Rin-chan will think You will be ashamed to get under the ground when you wake up! Hahahaha!"

! ! ! "Mr. Dazai! It's too much! I'm not a middle school student! I haven't seen Mr. Dazai for a long time! I said it without paying attention! I didn't know it before!" I slapped my hot cheeks on both sides, and put The more I paint, the darker I am.

"Oh~ I didn't say it before, I just thought about it~ Rin-chan, it's good~ The second is to say it! You have succeeded in the first step, keep going!" Mr. Dazai shook his head and swayed in front of me. .I turned my head away, and he followed suit.Really!annoying! "Mr. Dazai! How annoying!"

"Haven't you seen me for a long time? Are you tired of me so soon? Rin-chan, it's too much!" Mr. Dazai held his chest, playing the heartbreaking gesture I usually use.

"Mr. Dazai is the one! It's too much! What kind of action is this!" I stretched out my hand and was about to tear away his hand that was clasped to cover his chest. "Don't learn from me!"

Dazai-san grabbed my hand and pressed it to my chest. "Rin-chan, you liar! Why didn't you comfort me? You just said that I was here, but now you don't need me so soon, is it because your relationship has faded?" Mr. Dazai changed his depressed and sad appearance, and became excited Had to drag me out of the office and straight to the elevator. "Then let's hurry up and improve our relationship! Now! Let's go!"

"Ahhhhhh??? Mr. Dazai?! What about the report?!" During a rush of running, I hurriedly closed the wide-open office door, and was quickly pushed into the elevator.

"Leave it alone!" Mr. Dazai proudly hums an out-of-tune tune, "Is there anything Rin-chan wants to eat? Today I give special approval, you can order food!"

"Oh? Really? Then, I want to eat Western food! The chef in the cafeteria has been refusing to cook me such a small and troublesome dish because I eat too much! If Mr. Dazai gives special approval, I won't worry La!" Wow!Mr. Dazai is awesome!Ordering out!I couldn't hold back my jumping heart, and I stood on tiptoe frequently.

Mr. Dazai turned to look at me, "Are you so happy? Rin-chan really is most interested in food."

"Yes! Yes!" I was full of anticipation and nodded happily.

"Ah~ Then if someone else invites Rin-chan to a big meal, Rin-chan must be very happy too~..." Mr. Dazai spoke slowly, facing the elevator door and did not continue to look at me.

"Yes, yes!" I nodded resolutely, "But Mr. Dazai invited me to a big meal today, and being with Mr. Dazai is a double joy!"

"Really?" Dazai-san took out a delicious bar from his pocket and handed it to me. "Here, reward."

?Did I do something that would be rewarded?I took the delicious stick with both hands, "Thank you! Mr. Dazai! I like it very much!" I just tore open and took a bite, and found that Mr. Dazai was staring at me, and his eyes fell directly on the delicious stick.

I understand!Breaking off the second half of the unbitten delicious stick, he handed it over, "Mr. Dazai, will you eat it too!"

"Yeah!" Mr. Dazai smiled and took the other half of the delicious bar from my hand and stuffed it into his mouth, "This is enough~ Eat the rest of Rin-chan by yourself."

Sure enough, Mr. Dazai is hungry too!

"Hmm! I got it!" I ate the remaining half of the delicious bar, and instead pulled Mr. Dazai out of the elevator quickly. "Let's go to the restaurant! Mr. Dazai must be hungry! Let's go!"

"Huh? Rin-chan, you physical idiot! You run too fast!" Mr. Dazai said so, but he followed me and ran out of the building.

The two of us walked together the streets of Yokohama after a long time. "Mr. Dazai, can you continue holding hands?" I said, tightening my hand with Mr. Dazai. "If not, I'll let go."

"Let's hold it." Mr. Dazai said and squeezed my hand tightly. "Rin-chan is an idiot, don't worry if you don't hold hands. You will be cheated by a roadside food stand in a blink of an eye."

"Really, Mr. Dazai underestimated me too much! At least it should be a discount like buy one get one free..." What did I see? !The second order of three-color meatballs is half price! "Mr. Dazai! It's really great! The second order of the three-color meatball over there is half price! Let's go eat it!" I was about to run to the dim sum shop in high spirits.

Mr. Dazai pulled me back and dragged me back, "Rin-chan! We agreed to eat western food! Don't run around! If this continues, you won't be able to reach the restaurant until evening!"

I immediately stopped and stopped dragging Dazai-san.Looking at the two long dust lines drawn under Mr. Dazai's feet, I bowed my head and admitted my mistake in a second. "I'm sorry, Dazai-san... I was wrong."

"Ah~ The decision to hold hands is really right... Otherwise, just now, Rin-chan would have been abducted by the three-colored meatball! I'm afraid I won't be able to get out of that shop within an hour." Mr. Dazai looked serious. Summarize carefully. "So Rin-chan, absolutely~ yes! Don't let go of my hand!"

"Yeah!" I nodded seriously. "I will never let go of Mr. Dazai's hand!"

"Sister ~ sister ~ this is for you! It's free!" I turned my head to look at the boy in front of me who was holding two strings of three-color balls, and I didn't remember seeing him before.

"Give it to me? Why?" I watched the boy ask questions, his face flushed suddenly, but he still looked at me stubbornly, and moved forward with the hand holding the three-color ball.

Mr. Dazai suddenly stood in front of me and completely separated me from the boy, "No need! My sister, I'm going to have dinner with brother, brother, and me next time! You kid, go to the side and squeeze mud to play!"

"No! What brother?! You uncle! You should go aside and talk to those old women!" The boy's voice was full of energy, and there was no sense of disobedience when arguing with Mr. Dazai.

Why did Mr. Dazai quarrel with this boy?Don't you want to hurry to the restaurant?

"Ah! I'm so pissed off, you brat! Bring it here!" Mr. Dazai grabbed the two strings of three-color balls and stuffed them into his mouth in a few bites. "Ahhh! Ahhh!"

"Ah——! Why did you eat all the three-color balls I prepared for my sister! You stinky uncle! Spit it out! Spit it out!" The boy jumped anxiously, and Mr. Dazai entangled in the same place noisy.

"Gudong!" Mr. Dazai swallowed a big mouthful of three-color meatballs with a stiff neck.

"Ah! I actually ate them all! You stinky uncle! Why didn't you choke to death!" The boy seemed to be entangled with Mr. Dazai, which is impossible!

I walked around behind Dazai-san and grabbed the boy's waving hand in one go. "That's enough, thank you for the meatballs. It's getting late, we should go. Goodbye."

I turned my head to look at Mr. Dazai who was making funny faces and kept provoking the boy, "Mr. Dazai, let's go."

"Yeah!" Mr. Dazai nodded at me, then turned his head and made a face at the boy we left behind, "Slightly—"

"Mr. Dazai, don't you still want to eat western food? Let's go~" I dragged Mr. Dazai forward a few steps, "Really! It turned out that Mr. Dazai ate three-color meatballs..."

"What, do you want to eat Rin-chan?" Mr. Dazai looked at me and stopped.

Nodding, "Of course! Forget it this time, Mr. Dazai said he would take me to eat western food! But next time, Mr. Dazai must buy it for me!" I took it for granted that I held hands with Mr. Dazai.

Mr. Dazai smiled and led me to run, "Haha~ yes~ I will definitely buy a lot of three-color balls for Rin-chan next time, so I can eat enough~"

Do you really want to give me so much!Dazai-san is so handsome!I follow Mr. Dazai all my life!