【Wen Ye】Osamu Dazai is wrong

Ah?Is this elevator poisonous?Run into someone every time you open the door?

"Mr. Hirotsu, why are you here? Could it be that Mr. Dazai has some orders!" No way!Why didn't Mr. Dazai let me go to the mission, but went to Mr. Hirotsu instead!I am super useful!

Fiercely launch my violent resentment at Mr. Hirotsu! ! "Hehe... Calm down, Xiao Lin," Mr. Guangjin took out the handkerchief in his pocket and wiped off the cold sweat that didn't exist on his forehead, and stepped into the elevator. One step away, if you have any questions, it would be faster to ask Mr. Dazai. Goodbye then." As soon as he finished speaking, the elevator door quickly closed.Mr. Hirotsu is running too fast, is he in such a hurry?

I pursed my lips and rushed to Mr. Dazai's office! "Mr. Dazai! I'm coming back..."

Which chef can bear this scene?Mr. Dazai actually pulled another dog's collar!Rely on this-what-close!Dazai-san's drooping hair almost touches the wild dog!

If it's Mr. Zhong Yuan, I'll bear it too, he's a senior after all!but!

"... Mustard!—Chuan!——" This guy is clearly a newcomer!He is not worthy!I will kick him away from Mr. Dazai with a socialist sliding shovel!

Mr. Dazai just let go of his hand, then... forget it!Go to hell with Akutagawa!

Akutagawa's reaction became much faster, and he immediately used Rashomon to hang himself from the ceiling to escape.But, it's too big!I'm super strong in melee combat!West, West, West, West!Before finishing a set of combos, Akutagawa fell to the ground.Still too tender, Ma Da Ma Da Nei!

Well, speaking of which, why was Mr. Dazai angry just now?Is it because Akutagawa's mission failure disappointed Mr. Dazai?Hahaha that would be great!I looked at Mr. Dazai with bright eyes, even if it was to stimulate Akutagawa, did you want to praise me for being awesome!Praise me now!I am always ready to accept Mr. Dazai's compliments!

Mr. Dazai smiled and asked me, "It's over?" He nodded, "Then get the hell out of here!" Mr. Dazai threw me out of the door with one hand and one by the collar.

"Rin-chan, when will you approve the maintenance fee, and when will you be able to enter the office again~"! ! !I was shocked!

"Twice! By the way, bandages are also needed." He actually opened the door and poked his head to bargain with me!I widened my eyes and mercilessly pushed the door and shut him back, pulled up Akutagawa and rushed into the elevator.This dog man actually used this trick to cheat me of maintenance funds!Although I do have left this month!

Akutagawa and I stood in the elevator silently.

"Hey! Trash!" I kicked his calf to show my friendliness, and he took a step away to avoid it. "Tsk, did you make Dazai-san angry?"

His complexion immediately turned ugly, and he said bitterly, "I'm not strong enough." I put my hands on my hips and criticized him confidently, "Of course you are not strong enough! How many times have you run away?" He whispered but I He heard clearly, "There are about ten people."

More than a dozen, this is a large group that was let go.How exactly?My puzzled eyes stabbed directly at his sensitive self-esteem.He hesitated and said, "Lead someone directly to attack the enemy's stronghold." I understand, the operation is too little brother.

I couldn't hold back my sympathetic eyes, and he was about to rush out of the elevator that had just opened the door as soon as he took a step.Luckily I caught him by the collar.I have the coat, Akutagawa.The main body of his supernatural power is this coat, and the person is in the coat, which is the basic.

Sure enough, he tightened his coat, and "obediently" stopped struggling under my hands.I blew at Glory's right hand who had just punched a big bag on top of his head, "Follow me, you are too weak, you can't use your abilities like this." His ability Rashomon can be developed in other directions, if He knows the words of micromanagement.

"Hmm..." I rubbed my chin to play the role of a detective. I have practiced for several hours, but I still can't learn it. It seems that the difficulty is still too high for him.

"You have too many physical problems, so you are not suitable for a strong attack. Rashomon is very strong, and there are more uses for it. It is too wasteful to only use it for attack. But with your personality, it is better not to ask too much of you. There are too many, it’s not suitable. Mr. Dazai must also think that you are too useless. At least you have to learn this trick. Confine all the enemies and wipe them out..."

As I said that, I took out a book and turned the pages, "Scatter! Look! My secret hidden meaning—Jump, the eternal overlord! Sea X King!"

I eat Amway with Akutagawa's head, "Come on, look here! Brother Ming's move is a good way to wipe out all trapped enemies! You don't have enough brains, don't you know how to read more books! Take it and learn! I just want to I can help you here! What? The Rashomon is not long enough? If you haven’t skewered candied haws, you should skewer them on the barbecue! Skewer all the skinny ones first, and poke the fat ones at the end! Cut them when they are full! Cut it for him! Vertical cutting is used to cut high-rise buildings like Mafia in our port! No rebuttal is allowed! You know a little bit!..."

It was another beautiful day to get off work on time, I walked out of the □□ building refreshed, and gave myself a thumbs up for today's fishing!With a fool like Akutagawa on his back, what kind of fish am I doing?Huh?I seem to have forgotten something...

Dazai: "Why haven't the maintenance funds arrived yet? Let's repair it with the slug's money~"

Yay?Why is that boy squatting at my door?Counting ants?Dare to come to the famous haunted house in Yokohama, it is not easy!

I rubbed my chin, I didn't feel any embarrassment in being called a ghost house.

I leaned against the corner and waited for a while, but the boy was still glued to the door of my house, motionless, only changing his position occasionally and yawning.

Ah, forget it, I admit defeat.If you wait any longer, the bento will be cold.Can I go through the window?The big deal is to wipe the floor again!

Holding the supermarket shopping bag in my hand, I turned around and was about to go around but was stopped.

"Hey, sister over there with a bento in her hand who is going to go home through the window, if you want to enter through the main entrance, just come here. Except for me, no one here will know that you are the owner of the haunted house." I turned my head to look at the boy who was dressed like a detective, but actually spoke like a detective.

My brain suddenly ached.what happened?Why don't one and two be so smart and do something else?

Could it be that you are looking for excitement to explore my haunted house?He already knew that the people living in it were living people, so what an adventure!

Smart people are big trouble!

what to do?What else can I do?You can't fight, you can't guess, you can do whatever you want.

My eyes were once dead, typical self-defeating.

"Hey... so, are you lost, kid?" I took out a strawberry flavored lollipop from my convenience bag and stuffed it into my mouth, readying myself for a long fight.

"Master Ranpo is not a child, but you are right, I am indeed lost! Now I entrust you to bring Mr. Ranpo back to the Armed Detective Agency. The reward will be given to you by the members of the detective agency. How about it? The reward can be anything .”

I was perfunctory playing with my phone to listen to him, but any reward is fine?I can't pretend I didn't hear that.I immediately bounced off the wall!

Come, come, come!Here comes a way to eat without making money!

Enthusiasm filled my body craving a feast!I immediately took out my phone to search for the address of the Armed Detective Agency, and quickly navigated to confirm the direction!

"Yoshi! Ranpo boy! Let's go! Let's go!"

I bit the lollipop and hummed happily, but my pace still led the boy in a leisurely manner.

I conveniently took out my happy pocky from the convenience bag and opened it, facing the boy's fiery gaze, I still refused to share a bite with him.

But this time-limited box contains a snack to play, I can't eat it after looking at it, and the eyes of the random boy are a little hot.After handing Xiao Shiwan over, I wiped the cold sweat that didn't exist on my forehead.

How did this kind of human being with an overdeveloped brain come into being? Damn it!

And each character's personality is too clear.

The brains of the strengthening department couldn't bear this kind of pressure, so they could only sluggishly "Kaba, Kabbah..." gnaw on the pocky... two together!It is fragrant!

"The destination has been reached, and the navigation is over." I pressed the prompt, and Kaba Kaba looked at the address while chewing.

Wait, my identity as a port mafia is not suitable for entering.

There was a push from behind, "Well, it's okay, Lord Ranbu said it's okay, let's go upstairs!"

I just left the tiger's den and entered the wolf's den like this?Is it okay if I don't eat this meal?Ranpo boys for real?Hey, it's all at the door...

Oh, it's over...

Forget it, it's a meal to be able to cheat.Doing wrong is the strongest truth Kuroro taught me!

I stalked my neck, and this foot strode in.Boom!Boom!sound.That heavyweight voice that weighs twice as much as the average lady!