【Wen Ye】Osamu Dazai is wrong

This is tactics!

The so-called head start!

I stood at the door, cleared my throat, and was so arrogant that I put my hands on my hips and turned my nostrils to the sky. "I brought back your random boy! Thank you for treating me to a big bowl of pork chop rice!" I gestured outward with both arms, Yes, how long are my arms!This bowl must be as big as it is!Don't underestimate the food intake of strengthening girls!You have to use a crock to cook rice!

I lifted my proud little chin.The Ranbu boy who returned to the cage smoothly over there also nodded in his seat, and proudly agreed with me while unpacking the snacks, "That's right, this ghost sister brought back Master Ranbu perfectly! You can get whatever reward you want!"

"Hey!!! Sister Ghost!!!" What's going on with this group of people, they are making such a fuss.Backed away so far from the door, seeing me was shaking like a chaff sieve like seeing a female ghost!

I pointed to my face and said to them "Hey, I'm so rude, I'm just a normal, lovely hostess who lives in a famous haunted house in Yokohama, do you have any complaints about my image? As you can see "I walked into the light and turned around, "The contemporary cute and beautiful girl, the shadow is well under her feet!" Humph!Haven't they seen cute girls living in haunted houses?

"Indeed, the house has its owner, and there is also a daily payment record." The tall man with glasses with golden pigtails is quite reasonable. It would be even better if he could stop the shaking of his legs. "But no one has ever seen anyone entering or leaving that house. The lights in that house always come on suddenly in the middle of the night, and there are often women's sharp laughter and cries in the middle of the night. Many people nearby have been asked by female ghosts. The experience of handing in the tribute, if you don't hand it in, you will face terrible retaliation, it can be said to be frightening..." Hey, I just finished boasting, can you stop changing your tone so quickly?

I opened the lunch box and sat on the empty table to grill the rice. "Obviously, they can't see it. Since you are all supernatural power users, don't make such a fuss. How embarrassing! Isn't it? Ranbu boy." I buried my head in my meal, hoping that Ranbu boy would make them more rational. Take control of their imaginations flying around

5 "Master Ranpo thinks so too." Ranpo responded without thinking, squinting his eyes and waving at me.Ranpo boy is nice!I gave him a thumbs up!

Everyone: "That's what Ranpo-sama said." Hey, look, look, these stupid humans!blind!Of course, smart people are always privileged to speak!I licked the last rice grains off my chopsticks and wiped my mouth. "So, can we have dinner? A huge bowl of pork chop rice!"

Everyone: "?? Didn't you just finish your bento??"

In the end, I still couldn’t eat it. There is no such a big bowl outside?Really, fortunately our port mafia has it!I'll bring my own bowl next time!

At this time, the detective agency is enjoying itself.

"Master Ranpo's big victory! Don't forget to buy me some snacks! It's on the list! Everything!"

"Hi~ hi..."

Yokohama Haunted House, one of the Seven Unsolved Mysteries of Yokohama.

For several years Rin has always kept hidden and went home every day, unshakeable every day; he also likes to watch comedy or ghost movies in the basement projection room with poor sound insulation, laughing through the roof; he also blackmails hundreds of bad and mafia nearby People have a lot of prestige.These people are frightened every time they pass by, and bluntly say that there is a female devil living inside. This fear is also a powerful factor that triggers the legend of urban haunted houses.

Been busy lately.Because they even smuggled into a mercenary army from abroad.

Mr. Zhongyuan and I have been arresting people everywhere, but they are worthy of the name of ghosts, and they can just escape the limit distance of my detection every time.

But the ghost has visited the port mafia so many times that we can't justify not saying hello from our side.

Do you think my ability to read can't be tracked?Oh, young man, so naive.

I just let you run away!Hahaha run, keep running!Where can I go?

As long as my mind is still attached to you, my mind can spot you trash in the crowd at a glance!

I'll let you guys keep chattering for a while, the day when you gather together will be your memorial day next year!

Don't make me wait too long.

……

Ah, I also worked super hard today!We must hurry up and eat a delicious Bubu!

"Diring, ringing..." Ah, call.

"Moses, what's the matter with Dazai-san? Ah, indeed, I know....Well, good. Then, see you later, bye."

Is Dazai-san finally going to let me drink?He asked me to meet at the bar tonight!Just the bar from last time!

Although it's a bit of a psychological shadow, I have almost no secrets in front of Mr. Dazai!I am invincible!

As long as people have no secrets, they will not be discovered!

Well, now the past time is just right.As expected of Mr. Dazai, he has always been good at interrupting me when I am off work.How on earth is he going to pay me for my dinner?

Facing the intersection that popped out of my forehead, I drove to the bar and walked into the dark alley.Although it's a bar I've been to once, the signboard that just lit up above my head is still so inconspicuous.

I opened the door and went in, but unexpectedly found that there was not only Mr. Dazai, but also a red-haired man.

They turned to look at me, and I glanced at Mr. Dazai, who raised his glass and smiled and called me "Rin-chan! Come here, hurry up."

I walked over, and our eyes met again as I passed the red-haired man.He looked like a man without a mouth.

He nodded at me, "Hello."

I was surprised that he would take the initiative to say hello, but he stopped and nodded in response, "Hello."

Mr. Dazai stood up from his seat, walked behind me, put his hands on my shoulders and pushed me in front of Mr. Odasaku.

"Ah, let me introduce. This is Odasaku, and this is Rin-chan. Rin-chan only has one name, Rin, so it's very convenient to call him!"

Mr. Oda Saku also stood up and introduced himself, "Hello, I am Oda Sakunosuke, Rin looks very cute." Mr. Oda naturally put his hand on my head and rubbed it, "Like a doll , and the impression Dazai described is very different.”

? ? ?What kind of bad image do I have in Mr. Dazai's impression?I condemned and turned my head to Mr. Dazai, who was spreading rumors, and then looked back at Mr. Oda.

He took the initiative to grab his other hand and shook it. "Mr. Oda is right. If you don't cherish me, Mr. Dazai, who is charming and charming, you will not understand my charm."

The way I look at Mr. Oda is like looking at the Chinese national treasure panda, which is rare and cute. "Mr. Dazai, where did you find Mr. Oda? I want to pick one up too. It's so rare, someone who can understand my charm!"

Mr. Dazai pressed my shoulder and turned me to him, and said to me seriously, "Ah, I can't find it, Odasaku is Odasaku!"

I nodded my head in understanding. "What I'm talking about is that Mr. Oda is really special, with a discerning eye! But why is Mr. Oda's aura so familiar? It's just like...a father..."

"That's right, Rin-chan, as expected of an intuitive woman." Why do I feel that Mr. Dazai is not praising me here?

"Odasaku is a father raising five children at the same time."

This is really shocking information.My pair of eyeballs are about to fall out of frame!I underestimated Mr. Oda, the Year of the Tiger and Wolf?too strong!

"Ah, that's right, they are orphans I adopted. They are all good children. Seeing Rin-chan is like seeing my little daughter, Saku. Although they are different in age and appearance, they are very similar in some aspects. Don't you mind? Rin. "Mr. Oda's life is not optimistic. It is so difficult for me to survive alone. How enlightened Mr. Oda is.What a reliable adult male!excellent!

I immediately got rid of Mr. Dazai's shackles, grabbed Mr. Oda's hand, and blurted out "I don't mind! I admire Mr. Oda's awareness! Raising five children by one person is something most people dare not do. I am very happy Thank you for having such a great father like Oda-san in this world!"

Maybe it was my impassioned speech that frightened him.Oda-san was stunned for a moment.Instead, I look at Mr. Dazai

"Rin, he is indeed a very straightforward child, and I am a little bit overwhelmed. If there is another child in the family, Sakule and the others probably won't mind."

What!Finally today!Is it my turn to eat and wait to die?I will recognize my father passionately every minute! "Me! Mmmmm..." I can, I can do it!I have my own funds!Papa Oda!Damn, Mr. Dazai, why stop me!Let go! ! !You vampire who lives in Mr. Nakahara's wallet! ! !