【Wen Ye】Osamu Dazai is wrong

Mr. Dazai squeezed himself between us while covering my mouth to prevent the recognition of relatives, and replied to Mr. Oda, "Yes! I have always been troubled. But even if this is the case, I can't give up Rin-chan to Oda Zuo, Rin-chan is my right-hand man, a very reliable subordinate." He approached Mr. Oda, pretending to be mysterious, but actually beeped loudly, "And Rin-chan will eat up Oda."

This is disgusting that I eat too much!Mr. Dazai, this is a misunderstanding!I can't possibly be the one who eats the most!Luffy from King Sea X is the one!

After listening, Mr. Oda seemed to understand, and subconsciously glanced at the big box in the corner, nodded, "Indeed, if there is no light shining in, no one will realize how beautiful this gemstone is in the darkness. .”

? ? ?I'm the only one who doesn't understand?I'm the only one present here, the orange outsider?What the hell am I doing here?What does Oda-san's eyes mean?Is it food?

"Damn it, Odasaku is saying that I secretly hid Rin-chan." Mr. Dazai fiddled with the ice cubes in the wine glass and turned to look at me.

?What am I doing!I'm just another out-of-place orange outsider!The one that still shines!I was so angry that I sat next to Mr. Dazai, "Give me a glass of orange juice, bartender!"

The uncle bartender put down the clean glass in his hand and poured me a glass directly from behind the cabinet.

Wait, why did it come out so quickly.My skeptical eyes stabbed directly at Mr. Dazai.The culprit has no conscience and is very proud, "Hahaha, look, I just said that Lin Jiang likes the orange juice here. I ordered it for you in advance. My boss is very considerate! Is it even more reluctant to leave me? gone?"

But...Damn it...it's unbelievable, is this man planning to block my way to adulthood?I have never been humiliated like this in my previous life, I will remember this hatred!Next time, I must buy wolfberries for him, sprinkle two on everything he drinks, hardcore punk health!I wish him a long life!

"Who would be reluctant to leave you! It's only me! Cherish it, understand!" I banged on the table to protest, "I haven't eaten today's dinner! Mr. Dazai must take responsibility! Only orange juice No way!"

"Hey, obviously Rin-chan used to just have delicious sticks. But I've thought about this problem a long time ago!" He had to move out ten boxes of bento from the big cardboard box next to him. "That's enough. Sarah, sit down and have a taste!"

? ? ?Mr. Dazai, something is wrong with him.Is there something wrong with this fragrant bento?I was eating my bento with a question mark on my face, but Dazai-san didn't look at me, and just chatted with Oda-san about the mimic incident.So, Mr. Oda is also a member of mafia, but why haven't I seen it?If only we had known each other sooner!Wouldn't I be able to live a life of eating and waiting to die earlier!Oda's father looks like a spoiled child!I regret it!

"Oh!...my tooth hurts so much! What is this! Why are there stones in the bento! Don't! Going to the dentist is very expensive!" Oh, Goubi Dazai plotted against me!

"Haha, have you eaten Rin sauce? This is my special suicide tofu. Although it didn't work out, it was unexpectedly delicious~ah, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this piece is probably not cooked..." Look at his schadenfreude and insincere apology!unacceptable!

I cursed with tears, I raised my fist and smashed the table angrily, the bento box was shaken twice on the table, "Mr. Dazai! This is too much! If my teeth fall out, you have to lose them too." Two!"

I ran up behind Oda-san and made faces at Dazai-san while pretending to cry~

"Yeah, it's not good if it's undercooked, and it will hurt your stomach if you eat it." Did Oda's father pay attention in a wrong way?But it doesn't matter, I will teach Mr. Dazai a lesson in this wave!Come on Oda Papa!

"Wuuu, my tooth hurts, Mr. Oda...I can't eat anymore..." I moaned and leaned behind Mr. Oda. "So serious? Does it matter?"

We are loving fathers and filial sons here, Mr. Dazai actually found another way!

"Ah~ Speaking of which, I haven't had dinner yet, um...delicious!" He actually ate my bento!mine! "There are still a few bentos here, do you want to eat with Odasaku? Rin-chan has a toothache and can't eat it, so it's not good to waste it." Gan! !He actually did it! ! "Ah, then I won't be polite." Oda-san took a box of bento kindly.

I immediately put down the hands covering my face, and walked out from behind Oda-san. "Report! My teeth don't hurt at all!" A gliding swoop grabbed Mr. Dazai's hand holding chopsticks to chop rice! "I can still eat the bento! I will definitely not waste Mr. Dazai's love for me! Mr. Dazai specially prepared the bento for me. Even if I lose all my teeth, I will finish it!" Mr. Dazai calmly changed his hand Chopsticks continue to eat.

I am!Yes, yes, I remembered! "I'm sorry! I was wrong! Tomorrow, Mr. Dazai must approve the repair fee and bandages! Twice!"

Mr. Dazai picks and chooses among several bento boxes, "Wow! This crab leg is so big! It's delicious!"

"Three times! Three times!" I had to help Mr. Dazai peel the complete crab legs and bring them to his mouth. "Mr. Dazai, please use!"

"Four times." Mr. Dazai glanced at me while eating the crab meat.I know right away! "Okay! Rin, I will definitely approve five times tomorrow! This is my wish for Mr. Dazai, please don't refuse!"

Then Mr. Dazai turned his head to Mr. Oda with a smile and said, "Look, Rin-chan is really reliable!"

I'm sorry Mr. Nakahara!Your maintenance funds are in an emergency!If you want to blame, blame Mr. Dazai, this greedy little fairy!

"Ah, that's right! Rin-chan, about the mimic..."

"Don't worry, Mr. Dazai, I have already mastered their temporary meeting place, and I will be able to annihilate them in one fell swoop in the near future!" Humph, it is indeed me, the eternal strongman!

"Yes, that's the matter. I'm sorry, can you delay a little bit?" Mr. Dazai smiled as if he remembered something good.Something that can make Mr. Dazai so happy, most likely someone will be unlucky!

but? ? ?Why not take it all together, and let them grow up?

"Except for me, no one in Port Mafia has all of Rin-chan's abilities. Mr. Mori's temptation is not over yet, so leave the mimic to Chuya."

"Oh, then..." I hesitated, just wanting to punch the enemy hard.If the fighters don't fight, what else are they doing!

"Well, it doesn't matter, just give me all the information Rin-chan has so far."

"That's what Mr. Dazai said. But what can Mr. Mori do to test my ability? Didn't I confess everything?"

"Of course it's because Rin-chan is a liar."

? ? ?I don't!I'm not!Don't talk nonsense!I'm such an honest child, how could I lie to others!I don't take this blame!

"Mr. Dazai, you are the one who lied to Mr. Mori. I have confessed everything."

Dazai-san looked at the ice in the glass.Mr. Oda regarded himself as an invisible person and drank silently.

"Mr. Dazai, what are you hiding?" I think Mr. Mori must have been tricked.

"No, it's just that Mr. Mori didn't ask. What Mr. Mori doesn't know is that Rin-chan's ability has no limit on the number of times." Mr. Dazai put his index finger on his lips, as if the prank succeeded, and laughed .

Ah, speaking of which, when Mr. Mori called me to talk, he did not ask me to use my ability to perform other tasks.Is it because Mr. Dazai misled me into thinking that my ability is consumption type?Then Mr. Dazai may have compiled my ability as a one-off or costly, or the cd is too long.

Wow!As expected of Mr. Dazai!This really shows that although my ability is precious, it is a bit tasteless!It also explains why I haven't shown it for so many years!one stone two bird!Wonderful! ! !

Mr. Dazai's clever little brain is so wonderful!Chrollo of Heaven!It is your wise decision that led me!As you said, most people in Meteor Street are too stupid!Should have a head and feet like a spider!So happy to have a head!