loyal dog becomes cat

According to the customs of the Chizhang Kingdom, when parents are newly mourned and their children are about to get married, the wedding must be held within a hundred days of filial piety, or they have to wait until three years later. In the case of Ma Ke, the former must be followed, so in the twelfth lunar month The members of the Ma family began to prepare a dowry for him.

The daughter of the other family learned female red from a young age, and started to save dowry since she was able to embroider flowers. Although Ma Ke was raised as a daughter, no one planned to let him marry at the beginning, so all the utensils had to be repurchased in the past few months. Wedding attire, bedding for the bridal chamber, and the clothes you used to wear when you were a girl can no longer be worn, and they must all be replaced by women's attire.

Ma Ke has no interest in this at all. According to his thinking, it is not a real marriage anyway, it is just a transaction. Wearing such gorgeous clothes at the time is purely self-seeking.

But Huajian didn't think so. Although she knew that the young master's visit would be like a wolf entering a tiger's mouth, a woman was born to be a mother, so she embroidered flowers meticulously, especially the wedding dress, which was well done from the inside to the outside. worked hard.

The wedding date was set in February, and Hua Jian and Madam Wu rushed to work day and night, and finally finished embroidering the clothes on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, and asked Ma Ke to try them on.

Because it is a partial room, the bride can't wear bright red. Ma Ke's clothes are a little orange inside and out, which makes his skin very white.Flowers are careful when they see the end. The openings of each piece of clothing are designed with buttons, and the buttonholes are small and the buttons are big. It is extremely troublesome to put on and take off. Ma Ke struggled for an hour to put it on, and he was very satisfied with the selfie in the mirror , and said to Liu Xiaodong who was squatting on the bed: "Damn, it's not easy for me to wear these clothes by myself. If someone really wants to take them off, I'll be so exhausted."

"If you want me to tear it directly." Liu Xiaodong said mercilessly, "It's all made of silk, and it can be opened as soon as you tear it."

Ma Ke glanced at him, Liu Xiaodong has been firmly opposed since he decided to cheat the marriage, and the two of them have not reached a consensus after two months.However, Liu Xiaodong is naturally henpecked, and his credo in life is "Listen to Ma Ke and go with the party." Ma Ke really decided that he couldn't cure him, so he could only support him in everything.

"It's so peaceful." Liu Xiaodong looked at him sideways and continued to hit him, "No matter how thin you are, a 15-year-old girl is not as flat as you. He can tell at a glance."

"Really?" Ma Ke was actually a little puzzled. He had grown by a full ten centimeters in the past year, and now he is close to 1.6 meters tall. Among the girls, he is tall, but his chest is still the same as before.While looking in the mirror, he stretched out his hand to take two steamed buns, and stuffed one on the left and right side of his clothes: "How about this?"

Liu Xiaodong felt cold, and Madam Wu's steamed buns were really too big...

"It's a bit big, isn't it?" Ma Ke himself felt that something was wrong, he took out the steamed bun and replaced it with two buns, "Hey, it's almost like this, isn't it?"

"Aren't you going to marry someone with two meat buns?" Liu Xiaodong couldn't bear it anymore and grabbed him in front of him, took out the buns and swallowed them in two mouthfuls, "Don't make fake ones, as time goes by, you will definitely reveal your secrets, just do whatever you want Well, I have seen women who are lower than you, and your face can make up for this defect, and he won't pay too much attention to it." He said and tied the belt for him, Marco had a thin waist, and he fiddled with the clothes like this The creases are slightly concealed and look less aggressive.

"The two of them will be released next month." Ma Ke carefully lifted the hem of his skirt and sat on the edge of the bed, "I don't plan to redeem the shops in the city. Close the doors and let the two of them go to Xizhou, you Stay with me, just take a look at it in a few months, and save some money, it will be easier for us to run away in the future."

Liu Xiaodong knew that he was preparing to retreat, at least a few months to a year, even if Ximen Fang really didn't consummate the house with him, others would definitely be able to see the clue after a long time. Sometimes there is room for maneuver.

"Nurse Wu had better go with them, Huajian can only follow me first." Ma Ke said, "Otherwise they will definitely send me a personal maid, then I will die, and my aunt won't come... "

"You're still young."

Marko rolled his eyes: "What if they think I'm sterile."

"Can you?"

"I can make other people live."

"you dare."

The days slipped away quietly amidst the debate between the young couple, and soon the day of marriage came.

The ceremony of marrying a concubine is sloppy, and Ma Ke strongly advocates keeping everything simple. It is best not to even show Ximen Fang himself, and he can just deliver it to the door.

A small sedan chair for two people, a few servants, a matchmaker and a maidservant, the small wedding reception team came to Dengzhuang in the morning, after setting off the firecrackers, Ma Ke got into the sedan chair and left, and became the No. 14 wife of the Ximen family.

Liu Xiaodong turned into a cat early on, and was followed by Huajian in his arms. Huajian was really startled when Ma Ke picked it up. He thought the dead cat had come back to life. Ma Ke explained it to her for a long time. I believe this is a new cat he found that looks like Liu Xiaodong, so it is also called Liu Xiaodong.

Originally, Yi Ma Ke meant that it would be better to save the worship, but Ximen's family is a big family anyway, and Ximen Fang really liked him very much, and he didn't want to wrong him so much, so he went to the ceremony seriously.

During the worship, Ma Ke wore his head covering and heard that there were many guests around. The old lady of Ximen and the wife of Ximen Fang also came to the scene and accepted his kneeling.

On this day, Ma Ke bowed and kowtowed countless times, and finally his body became numb. When he was sent to the bridal chamber, he felt as if he had fought a battle. His waist was sore and his legs hurt and his feet were cramping. Let the groom lift the hijab.

Ximen Fang had been out socializing all the time, and Ma Ke could only sit there and wait. He had no appetite in the morning and no meal at noon. In the afternoon, his stomach was full of sour water, and he was hungry.

After sitting for a while, he felt that someone was pulling his skirt, and looked down. Liu Xiaodong was squatting at his feet with a bun in his mouth, and quickly took it and hid it in the palm of his hand. Don't stuff it in your clothes."

Marko kicked him lightly and ate secretly.

When it was time to light the lamps, Ximen Fang finally entered the bridal chamber, Xi Niang handed over the scales, Ximen Fang lifted the hijab, sat next to Ma Ke and watched him carefully for a long time, and said to the others: "You all go out."

The maids and wives all left, and there was only a couple of newcomers left in the room. Ximen Fang stood up and untied his belt, as if he was going to take off his clothes. Ma Ke raised his heart in his throat, for fear that he would drink too much and become a beast Dafa or something, without a trace, moved to the end away from him, and moved again.

Fortunately, he only took off his coat, and said: "I accidentally spilled a whole jug of wine on my sleeve, it's wet."

Ma Ke let out an "oh", seeing that he spoke in an orderly manner, he didn't seem to be drinking too much, so he felt a little relieved.

Ximen put it back in front of the bed and bent down to look at Ma Ke. Ma Ke had a ghost in his heart and didn't dare to look at him. He lowered his head like a thief entering the police station, and soon broke out in a cold sweat.

But all of this seemed wonderful to Simon.

The fresh and tender little beauty, although her figure is a bit thin, is better than tall Pingting, with a slender waist, long legs, and a pair of soft catkins folded on her knees. People are reluctant to touch.

On weekdays, I saw him in plain clothes, either blue or green, but today he wore red for the first time, which made his skin as snowy and his eyebrows as picturesque. The sweaty appearance makes a man go crazy just looking at it.

Ximen sighed reassuringly, thinking that he had recently lost his mother, he must be devastated, since he promised not to consummate the house for three years, naturally he couldn't be too reckless, even if he didn't plan to wait for three years, at least he had to warm his heart first Let's talk.

Immediately restraining his mind, he picked up the jug on the table, poured two glasses of wine, and said, "Come here, have a drink with me at the Hebei Bar, and you will be my man from now on."

Ma Ke's scalp was numb, and he said, "I, I don't know how to drink."

"Come on, just a glass, it's a happy day." Ximen Fang persuaded him softly, put the wine glass in his hand, wrapped it around his fingers and held it, wrapped his arms around him, and smiled softly , raised his neck and said, "Just take a sip and give me the rest."

Speaking of which, he is actually a very considerate husband, not to mention that the relationship between Dingbang and Mancang was saved only two days ago, and the bridge should not be destroyed too quickly... Ma Ke had to take a sip of wine, Ximen Fang bowed slightly, indicating that he would leave the rest of the house. For himself, Marko had to bring it to his lips to feed him.

Liu Xiaodong squatted at the foot of the bed, extremely dissatisfied with this ambiguous scene, and protested with a "meow".

Only then did Ximen Fang notice that he was on the bed, and frowned, "Why are there cats?"

"Uh...it's been sleeping with me, I'm used to it." Marco said hurriedly.

"Oh." It doesn't hurt that the little girl likes to keep cats. Ximen Fang grabbed Liu Xiaodong, looked at him for a moment, and said, "Today is your master's big day, why is no one dressing you up?" He took out a big red ribbon from the makeup box and tied a bow on his head, "That's right."

Liu Xiaodong was angry and unable to resist, he stared at Ximen Fang with dead eyes, suppressed his anger and said nothing.

It was getting dark gradually, and the night was getting thicker. A pair of red candles in the bedroom were already half burned, but Ximen Fang still had no intention of leaving. Ma Ke had been highly concentrated all day, and by this time he was exhausted and sat upright. There, I secretly prayed to the Jade Emperor Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva, the Virgin Mary, to let my husband leave quickly, and I want to sleep...

Looking at the beauty under the lamp, the more he looked, the happier he was. Ximen Fang also saw that he was extremely sleepy, but he was reluctant to leave. Seeing that he was about to doze off, he sighed and stretched out his long arms to hug him.

"What are you doing?" Ma Ke didn't expect that he would suddenly start his hands, without warning, his whole body froze, stretched like a stick: "What do you want to do?"

"Go to sleep." Ximen Fang put him on the bed, bent over to look into his eyes, and gently brushed a strand of hair from his face with his slender fingers, "It's late at night."

As soon as Ma Ke heard the word "sleep", he completely blew his hair, and he didn't care about his dignity. He rolled to the corner of the bed, hugged his knees and stared at Ximen Fang's black hand: "I'm not sleepy."

Ximen Fang is a bit dumbfounded, he has married so many wives, and he is considered a seasoned veteran, most of the women in the first night are shy and silent, well-behaved, I have never seen such a bed full of rolling "I'm not sleepy" Type, standing in front of the bed with arms folded, said: "Am I that scary? Are you going to avoid me like this?"

Ma Ke said solemnly: "My mother said when she was alive that the couple should respect each other as guests, and don't hug each other."

Ximen put a black line on his forehead, knowing that he was hinting at his mother's new funeral, and warned himself not to break his promise. Although he was annoyed in his heart, he loved him after all, so he just sighed and said, "I'm going to rest, you should also rest earlier. I have to get up early to serve tea tomorrow. The place in the mansion is big, and there are few people in this courtyard. If you are afraid at night, I will ask you to accompany you tomorrow. She is about the same age as you, with a cheerful personality and a good company. .”

Liu Xiaodong let out a dissatisfied "meow", indicating that the seat on the accompanying bed is already occupied, so don't worry about it.

Ma Ke hugged Liu Xiaodong by the pillow and said, "No need, I'm not afraid if I have a kitten by my side."

Ximen Fang thought he was a child at heart, smiled and shook his head, bent down to leave a kiss on the corner of his mouth, and said, "I'm leaving."

Ma Ke watched his back disappear outside the door, relieved, ran to lock the door, and removed all the heavy hairpins from his head, and almost laughed out loud when he turned around.

Liu Xiaodong has already turned into a human form, lying naked on his carved bed, naked except for a big red bow tied around his neck, like a calcium tablet actor, watching him undress with squinted eyes, his expression is self-evident.

"I'm exhausted." Marco unbuttoned the buttons one by one, implying that he was going to sleep.

"The newlyweds, the bridal chamber, how can you let down the beauty of this beautiful occasion?" Liu Xiaodong dragged the text stupidly, "Come on bride, I have been waiting for a long time."

"You are not the bridegroom."

"Are you waiting for your thirteenth sister?" Liu Xiaodong changed to a more lewd pose, "That's true, if Ximen's family can add a boy by this time next year, you will be repaying his great kindness."

"Get out!" Ma Ke took off his embroidered shoes and threw him in the face, "Don't provoke me, Liu Xiaodong."

Thinking about the girlfriends he had before, he was originally a double, and Liu Xiaodong also became worried, living in the back house all the year round, surrounded by beauties, it is hard to guarantee that he will not be swaying... So he became more determined in his previous thoughts, and put a hand on the side of the bed The beautiful woman hugged her to bed, threw herself down, kissed and bit her body, while tearing her bellyband full of buttons to pieces, she swore secretly that in her long life in the harem, he would never have the extra energy to covet his sister them.