loyal dog becomes cat

On the second day of the wedding, Ma Ke paid a formal visit to the female relatives of Ximen's family and served tea to the old lady and her sisters. From then on, the career of a rich wife officially began.

The Ximen family is the descendants of the Houmen. Although the population is large, the family education is excellent. The old lady of Ximen commands the harem. Although the son has fourteen daughters-in-law, the inner house is completely orderly, and there has never been any jealousy or fights. , everyone is still friendly to Ma Ke, and occasionally they will ask him to participate in playing Pai Gow, listening to operas and so on.

Ma Ke has been disguised since he was a child, but this time he has an ulterior purpose. He is under too much psychological pressure. He is always worried that he will be exposed by others. Too lazy to go out and eat with everyone.After living like this for more than a month, pampered and pampered, she is getting thinner and thinner. When the spring is warm and the flowers are blooming, she is even thinner than in the twelfth lunar month. She only grows tall, but does not see any increase in flesh.Liu Xiaodong ate leftovers with him every day, but he gained a little weight, his abdominal muscles changed from eight to six, let alone a cat, he was even more fur than a furball, and he felt so good in the hand that Ma Ke didn't allow him at night After turning back into a human form, he loves to sleep with the fur ball in his arms, which made him miserable.

Ximen Fangjia has a big business and a busy career, so he went to the capital after the year and only returned home in mid-April.

When the master returned home, everyone was overjoyed. Although the wives were sensible and reserved, they were all in the Mood for Love after all, and they all dressed up to show off, waiting to compete for her husband's attention.Only Marco seemed to be on the verge of death, and he was in constant panic all day long. On the day of the family banquet, he was like going to the execution ground. He wore a shabby homely clothes that couldn't be more shabby, and went to the old lady's courtyard with a bitter face. .

There are too many people in the family, with fourteen wives and twenty young ladies, there is no room for four tables. Marco found the most inconspicuous corner and sat between the two fattest young ladies, praying that their burly figures would completely fill him up. Cover it up, so that Ximen Fang will not remember that there is such a person as him.

Unexpectedly, Ximen Fang has been thinking about his appearance since he went to menstruate, and his eyes have been following him since he entered the door. Seeing him getting thinner and paler, I feel very sorry for him. Everyone else is dressed in gold and silver, but he is the only one. Standing alone in nothing, he couldn't help but regret that he was careless when he left, and didn't ask his mother's servants to take good care of him, and beckoned to him lovingly: "A Ke, sit by my side."

This invitation to envy others was like a bolt from the blue to Ma Ke. He hugged the cat step by step with a gray face, and saluted: "Master, master, you have worked hard." Sitting next to him, Jin Dun superior.

The meal was tasteless, and Ma Ke stuffed whatever dish Ximen put in his mouth. He almost vomited, secretly cursing the eighteen generations of Ximen’s family ancestors—wealthy, right?Mido, right?Courtesy, huh?Does your sister feed cats like this?Pigs can't eat so much...

After eating half of it, Liu Xiaodong couldn't bear it any longer. He slapped Ma Ke's hand away and wanted to jump off the ground. Ma Ke grabbed the soft skin of his neck and struggled with each other for a long time. Ximen Fang grabbed Liu Xiaodong and threw him out: " Let it play, don't toss the kitten, I haven't eaten a few bites, no wonder it's so thin."

Liu Xiaodong was thrown away by him, turned around and glared at him resentfully, and left shaking his hair. Ma Ke had no choice but to pick up the chopsticks and stuff food into his mouth, with his head down and his face almost thrown into the bowl.

After dinner, everyone sat in the gazebo in the garden to digest food. After eating too much, Ma Ke took Liu Xiaodong for a walk on the gravel path, and said as he walked, "It's over, he's back. The weather is getting hotter every day. I'm wearing more clothes. It’s getting less and less, and it’s easier to pass through, so we’ll just wait to be sent to the officials for investigation.”

Liu Xiaodong rolled his eyes at him and wrote on the ground: "Then you can pretend to be flirting and keep wearing a padded jacket."

Marko snorted: "I'm still afraid of prickly heat."

"Are you going to get prickly heat in April?" Ma Ke almost lost his mind with a chuckle, and turned his head to see Ximen Fang sitting in a gazebo not far away, with a servant beside him, drinking tea.

"Come here." Ximen Fang waved, "Let me take a good look at you."

Ma Ke had no choice but to walk over. Ximen Fang stretched out his arms and picked him up, put him on his knees, and wrapped his arms around his body, saying, "How come you are so skinny after staying at home? Are you homesick?"

Ma Ke's soul flew into the sky, his face turned pale, his back was stiff, he subconsciously put his legs together, stretched out his thin chest, and said: "That... stay still all day, eat It can’t be digested even if it’s eaten, so it doesn’t grow any meat.”

Liu Xiaodong arrived just in time, swiped and jumped onto his thigh, squatted between his legs, with his tail wrapped around his vitals.

Ximen played with a lock of his hair, hooked his chin with his fingers, and said, "Why, don't you like staying at home? Too boring?"

Ma Ke opened his mouth, remembering that silence is a woman's virtue, and complaining about her husband is wrong, he smiled awkwardly, lowered his eyes and said, "No."

If you want to be pretty and be filial, Ma Ke has been filial for less than a year. Today, he is wearing a moon-white old dress, with plain white silverware on his head, white velvet flowers pinned to his temples, no makeup and beautiful eyes drooping. Compared with the beauty of the newlyweds Yanzhaoren, more than one point, I felt pity for him, Ximen felt relieved, kissed his chin lightly, and said: "Forget it, you are used to running outside, don't hold back when you are at home." I'm sick, I'm fine, I'll go to a few shops with me tomorrow to inspect and see how their books are written."

Ma Ke turned his head to avoid the kiss, but was still kissed at the corner of his mouth. Liu Xiaodong frowned as if his tail was stepped on. Do your work, I'll stay at home and practice calligraphy very well."

Ximen Fang smiled and said, "Are you practicing calligraphy recently? Come, let me see how your writing is going."

Ma Ke really wanted to slap himself, but he couldn't take back the words, so he could only follow him to his small courtyard.

Although Ximen Fang is a businessman, he has been taught very strictly since he was a child, and he is good at writing. Ma Ke can read a lot. He is busy with business and has no time to practice brushes, but his calligraphy is very sloppy. He just started practicing for more than a month. It's crooked and not neat.

Ximen Fang was also idle, so he sat firmly at the table and rewrote the words he had written in two or three fonts, as a template for him to post, and said: "If you don't want to come with me, It’s good to practice calligraphy in the shop or at home, although women’s relatives are the most important, but there is no shortage of embroiderers at home, so you can do as you like.”

Mako Nuonuo complied, and followed him to write a few more words, and Ximen Fang reluctantly left after it was dark.

From this day on, Ximen Fang stayed in the Academy of Horses every night, and the two of them really seemed to be in love, writing and drawing, playing the piano and singing, and playing romantic things all over the place.

Ximen Fang probably hasn't tried the platonic love style for many years. He thinks it is very novel, and it is very satisfying to kiss and hug once in a while. The more you are cared for, so anything can happen in this world, and sows sometimes climb trees.

In the blink of an eye, it was May, and the weather was getting hotter. Ximenfang was having a social event at night, and Ma Ke had a rare holiday, as if he had been released after serving his sentence. After dinner, he closed the door and played chess with Liu Xiaodong on the couch.

The two had a gamble, and whoever lost would take off his clothes. As a result, Ma Ke had only his apron left, and Liu Xiaodong also stripped off the cat's skin, leaving a pair of underwear to hide his shame.

Playing chess with dry wood and fire, the players who run the whole game are not chariots and horses, but XXOO. In the middle of the last game, the two of them rolled on the bed, and they were hard to touch.

As usual, Liu Xiaodong took care of Ma Ke first, and waited for him to vent before thinking that he was almost sixteen, whether he could try to do it for real. After touching his buttocks for a long time, he didn't organize the language to discuss, when he heard someone knock on the door, the delicate voice Said: "Is Fourteenth Sister at home?"

Hearing the voice was the Thirteenth Aunt, Ma Ke was startled, jumped up and hurriedly put on his clothes and combed his hair. Liu Xiaodong wished he could punch a hole in the bed, suppressing his anger and transform back into a cat shape. The place was still standing upright, so he had to squat The foot of the bed goes to calm down by itself.

Thirteenth Aunt is too young, about the same age as Ma Ke, but her daughter is already two years old. She has a cute personality and is a bit heartless, because she also has a cat, and she will come to visit when she is bored, and she is with Ma Ke. Let's talk about the experience of raising cats. I don't know what happened today, but the cats came here at night.

Ma Ke let Thirteenth Aunt into the room and asked Huajian to pour tea. Thirteenth Aunt hugged her big snow-white cat and said happily, "Sister, I have it."

Liu Xiaodong looked at Ma Ke suspiciously when he heard the words, Ma Ke glared at him, touched his nose in embarrassment, and said, "Well, congratulations, congratulations, the master has always wanted a son, this time sister, if you..."

"What?" Thirteenth Aunt said flatly, "It's because my cat has a big belly, as if she's pregnant with a kitten."

"Oh..." This time it was Ma Ke's turn to look at Liu Xiaodong suspiciously, "Really?"

Liu Xiaodong was stunned as if struck by lightning, and the kitten had a "nothing to do with me" expression on his face.

"A few days ago, I saw that it was always moving around lazily, and I thought it was sick, but today I found out that its belly is big." Mrs. Thirteen took Ma Ke's hand and touched the white cat's big belly, happy He said with a frown: "Sister, we are the only cats at home. This must be your Liu Xiaodong's cat. I am so happy that I came here to report to you. From now on, we will be in-laws."

Ma Ke has black hair, Liu Xiaodong is also inexplicably sad and angry, only Aunt Thirteen is too interested: "Oh, I don't know how many babies will be born in this litter. When my sister is born, come to me and choose one to play with."

Ma Ke wiped his sweat helplessly, thinking that I can’t even deal with a single Liu Xiaodong, and I’ll be drained by him if I’m not paying attention, how dare I get another one? It's exhausting, and I still need to practice handwriting or something, so I don't need it, you, you can keep playing by yourself."

The thirteenth aunt showed disappointment, her tone became lonely, she touched the big white cat and said: "Oh, I know my sister is busy, the master comes to accompany you to write and draw every day, how can I be like me, since I gave birth to Xiao Niu Niu, I don't care about you. Accepted by him."

When Ma Ke watched the Dream of Red Mansions when he was a child, he was most afraid of getting involved in the harem house fight or something. The second thing was not being so thoughtful. The most important thing was that he didn’t have that material capital at all. He was a counterfeit. , It’s not like that, he wants me to be the accountant...” At this point, even I felt far-fetched, picked up Aunt Thirteen’s handkerchief to wipe off my sweat, and said with Ai Qiqi: “Actually, the master is very easy-going, but The business is too busy, and the sisters are more reserved, probably because they don't think so, that's interesting... If my sister feels lonely, that... why don't you take the initiative."

At the beginning, Ximen Fang married either a lady from a great family or a jasper from a small family, both of whom were gentle and passive. Ma Ke said in his heart, Lord, forgive me, a wretched man who teaches bad women, and at the same time gave her some AV knowledge in a relatively pure way. , SM and so on are skipped, and technical flow such as uniform temptation is also briefly mentioned, mainly talking to her about male sexual psychology from the perspective of a psychiatrist.

The Thirteenth Aunt is also a smart person, and she knows everything. Although she is a bit contemptuous of Ma Ke, a "village girl" who is so ungrateful at such a young age, she deeply feels that what he said is true, so she blushed and thought about it for a long time Say goodbye and leave.

At night, the two were lying on the pillow and chatting. Liu Xiaodong sighed: "It's hard to be a human these days, and it's not easy to be a cat. If you are not careful, you will get involved in scandals. Look, if you don't know me, a litter of kittens will be born in a few months." Hold me and call Dad, I really can't wash myself off even if I jumped into the Yellow River."

Ma Ke asked curiously, "Then you really don't feel anything about the female cat?"

Liu Xiaodong drew a black line and said, "Do you have any?"

Marko scratched his head and said, "What about the male cat?"

Liu Xiaodong was speechless, but bumped his head against the wall.

Strange to say, since Ma Ke had a heart-to-heart chat with Aunt Thirteen, Ximen Fang had no time to come to Ma Ke and Plato again. Male psychology was passed on to two, and then to ten, and soon the sisters all Started to practice, found various reasons to take the initiative to hook up with the master.

Ma Ke practiced calligraphy alone under the lamp at night. He felt a little lonely while practicing. He propped his chin and said, "I don't know how my in-laws are doing. Should we take some dried fish to see the big white cat?"

Liu Xiaodong squatted on the edge of the bed, eating watermelon, and said vaguely, "Don't, she's definitely not at home."

Marco said: "How do you know?"

Liu Xiaodong said: "I went out to peep at night, your master is now an NPC, the sisters form a group to brush the master every night, they are busy."

Marco Black Line.

In a blink of an eye, Ximen stayed at home for three or four months, Huanzhou's business got straightened out, but the imperial capital Chongzhou sent a letter, saying that a restaurant opened at the beginning of the year was not doing well, and I was afraid it would be Huang, so let him go and host it. big picture.

Hearing that Ximen Fang was going on a long business trip, Ma Ke was so happy that he almost jumped up. He wished he could sprinkle clear water on the loess road and set off firecrackers early to send off the plague god. On the day of the farewell banquet, he was in a good mood and ate a big bowl of rice.

I just put a fish ball into my mouth, before I had time to chew, I heard Ximen Fang say: "This time I'm going to Chongzhou, I want to take Ake with me."

Ma Ke choked a mouthful of fish balls in his throat, his face turned green, and Aunt Thirteen, who was beside him, slapped him hard on the back, and the fish balls popped out, spraying Ximen all over his face.

The master frowned lightly, took the handkerchief in his hand, wiped his cheeks, and said: "I have seen your original account book, and it is very good. I am afraid that no one in the whole Huanzhou City can match it. Instead of being idle Gossip with a few sisters at home and find me something to do, why not do something serious."

It's a bolt from the blue, Ma Ke's face is red, his ears are red, and his face is full of cattle.