Raising eggs

What does the Jade Emperor look like? Does it look like the majestic posture in the book that makes people dare not look directly at it, but if you stare at it, your whole body will tremble and you can't help yourself?Or is he also kind-hearted, broad-minded but absolutely principled?Forget it, don't talk too much nonsense, just go to worship, the truth is in it.

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All the immortals were in the Lingxiao Palace, either holding law enforcement weapons or hanging dust whisks, their faces were submissive and serious, and the magnificent palace was completely silent.Ke Zhou stood in an inconspicuous corner, constantly looking around.oh oh!Is that the legendary King Tota Lee?Is that Nezha next to me?It's not like the fluffy kid in the book who is walking on hot wheels, but he was so handsome and handsome that he turned all living beings upside down.

Could the one on the opposite side be Tieguai Li from the Eight Immortals?Just look at his crutches.And there's more... Ke Zhou feasted his eyes today, all the legendary characters appeared in front of him, his heart was full of joy and joy, in short, he could jump up happily.

When Ke Zhou was studying, he fantasized that one day he could stand in the court and meet with all the officials to see His Majesty the Emperor.However, that was a long time ago, and he thought that the chance would disappear at the same time.But now, he actually has the opportunity to stand with the gods, see the emperor of heaven, the emperor of heaven!I don't know how much higher the level is.We can imagine his mood.

For example, you plant and raise trees every day until they bloom and bear fruit and sell them, only to find that the peach tree you planted has suddenly turned into a cash cow. Apart from being ecstatic, you are still ecstatic.The expectation is one point, and the return is ten points. Anyone will grin.

It's just that the main event has not yet appeared, and the two highest positions in the Lingxiao Palace have not yet appeared. The main event is always going to be the finale.When the time comes, fairy music will be played, and the fairies will dance lightly, forming a colorful landscape in the hall, how grand it is.Looking from a distance, two figures appeared behind the heavy and transparent gauze curtains.

The moment that everyone is looking forward to is here, Ke Zhou is nervous and thinking, do you need to announce, long live your majesty, and your empress?

But the four words "Lingxiao Palace" in the middle of the hall reminded him that this is the heaven, not the mortal world. "Long live", "Thousands of years" is a curse instead.

There is no end to life, no wonder Qingwen said that he was lonely.

After thinking about it, the throne on the high platform already has an owner, and the audience chanted in unison: "See Your Majesty the Emperor of Heaven, and see Your Majesty the Queen Mother." It's quite simple, at least you don't need to repeat it three times.Ke Zhou bowed, and then raised his head, which seemed very small at the moment, to witness the moment of history with his own eyes.

The Emperor of Heaven is not so majestic that people can't look directly at him, nor is he so old and kind. He looks very tender, uh... more tender than Kezhou.With a pair of round eyes hanging on an unusually young face, he is full of energy, with a smile on his mouth, wearing a jade crown and a bright yellow imperial robe.

The Queen Mother next to His Majesty is even more distinctive. She is also dressed in bright yellow, with a tall bun, a phoenix ornament on the top, and jewels and jade, but she is covered with a gauze scarf, so she can't see her original appearance at all.Does it really reflect those rumors that the Queen Mother is an ugly and jealous woman?I'm sorry because I don't dare to show my true face, always covering my face?

Ke Zhou was very surprised. An old man beside him suddenly patted him and said in a low voice, "Are you new here? Me too, but I've been mentally prepared."

Ke Zhou nodded hurriedly, not knowing how to hide his bewilderment.

The fairy continued: "His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven is so young, he really doesn't look like an old monster who has lived a long time like the one written in the book."

Ke Zhou felt his forehead and heart heat up, and he almost broke out in sweat.He wondered where the male immortals around him came from, and why they were so disrespectful to the Emperor of Heaven. Could it be that the demons and ghosts came from where they have not been tamed?At the same time, he felt that what he said actually made sense, the young face of the Emperor of Heaven... was enviable.

"Hello, my dears~" The Heavenly Emperor's voice was also soft, like a boy in the [-]th or [-]th year, "What's the big deal in the heavenly world recently? If there is nothing wrong, let's retreat." After finishing speaking, the Heavenly Emperor twisted his body, his smile remained the same Amiable, but the eyeballs started to look around.

"..." After a brief silence, a fairy spoke.

"Report to Your Majesty, Xiaoxian found out..." During the normal conversation of the courtiers, because the content was too profound and contained many professional vocabulary, Ke Zhou half-understood, and he didn't force himself to understand.He also knows that his position is low, and he will never be able to speak in the hall, so he doesn't need to learn any dialogue skills.

After negotiating complicated matters, the Heavenly Emperor suddenly called out a few names: "Jianguang Xingjun, Psychic Lord, Bilin Baojun, please step forward. I haven't seen you before, because..."

"Ahem..." The queen mother next to her suddenly let out a few short coughs, the Emperor of Heaven turned his head to look at her, and immediately stopped talking.In a blink of an eye, he said again: "The three Qing families, please come forward." Bilin Baojun?Is it me who is calling?Don't make mistakes at the critical moment, Ke Zhou hurried forward, and placed himself in front of the gods, together with the other two.One of them was actually the fairy who had been whispering beside Ke Zhou just now.

"Can the three immortals get used to it?" The Emperor of Heaven waved his hand, playing the sign of affinity.Sanxian put her head down, then nodded, she didn't seem to be particularly used to it for the first time.

"Don't be nervous, the three immortals, I am very gentle... Ah!" The Heavenly Emperor uttered a chant-like tone, and all the sharp-eyed fairies saw it, and it was the Queen Mother who pinched him.

It's a pity that the three fairies didn't understand. They were startled by the thunderclap and raised their heads, and then they were at a loss.

In fact, this is the usual style of the Emperor of Heaven. All the immortals are very used to it. They speak out loud and their brains are offline.Uh, uh... So at this point, we can probably understand that the Emperor of Heaven is an old monster who loves to pretend to be a child, and the Queen Mother is the ugly and tough super tigress in the family.God, we sympathize with you!

"It's all right..." The Immortal Emperor forced a few laughs, and waved his hands awkwardly: "The hall is really hot!"

"..."

"Um, why don't you report on the situation during this period?"

"..." How long have you been here to report on your work?Anyway, I have to wait a year and a half.

"Eh..." The Heavenly Emperor spoke incoherently, and the three immortals were stunned.

The Queen Mother couldn't stand it anymore, she frowned, but she still said calmly, "Your Majesty, you have met the three immortals. Since you are fine, you should retreat. As for the three great immortals, since you are already among the immortals Class, won the honor, and will definitely do my duty in the future, and strive to make contributions to the heavens."

"What the queen mother said is that all the ministers should retreat from the court."

Afterwards, Ke Zhou made a numerical summary: The Emperor of Heaven, who is incomprehensible, is indeed a god!

*****

Ever since she fell and rolled in the water last time, Xiaolu no longer wants to bathe with Kezhou after being beaten to death. Every time she sees a sign that she is about to take a bath together, Xiaolu will always cast a spell and fly far away, hiding in a certain place. A hidden treetop or roof.

Ke Zhou was dumbfounded after seeing its ability to fly into the sky and escape from the ground.A big, heavy egg that is uncharacteristically light in order to avoid a nasty bath.Sure enough, under special circumstances, people's explosive power is infinite, and eggs are no different. His ability to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages makes him sigh.

One day, Xiaolu ran away again.

Ke Zhou led a group of fairies to chase him, but of course he couldn't let him do what he wanted.Afraid that Xiaolu's abnormal behavior would be reported, Qingwen cast a spell to cover the entire Bilin Palace with clouds and mist.

Now, Little Green's big egg is being pressed against a branch without self-knowledge. The slender branch is crumbling under the pressure, forming a crescent moon shape, and it is overwhelmed and makes a creaking sound.

"Xiaolu, everything is negotiable, you come down first, don't play any more." Ke Zhou stood helplessly at the bottom of the tree, not daring to let the fairies fly up, for fear of scaring the snake, Xiaolu would fly farther.

Xiaolu moved on the tree branch, looking extremely awkward.

"Xiaolu, the big deal is that I won't let you take a bath." What kind of thing is this, and others force you to take a bath?

Xiaolu remained motionless on the tree branch, still looking extremely awkward.

"Xiaolu..." Not knowing what to persuade, Ke Zhou asked the fairies around him for help.The fairies smiled wryly, expressing their helplessness.

Xiaolu didn't move on the tree branch, and then wanted to bend even more, but the movement was too big, a huge earthquake, the tree branch broke!All the fairies opened their mouths together: "Ahhh!"

Kezhou reacted the fastest, and ran under the tree with his arms outstretched, trying to stop it.It's a pity that such a little myopia caused Kezhou to stand in the wrong position.Xiaolu fell to the ground, it was a pain!Without four legs, I had to face the sky, and I was so dizzy that I couldn't get up.

Ke Zhou still stood under the tree and was annoyed. He disliked himself and his eyesight went wrong.I was afraid that when I got closer, I would see the scene where the chickens were flying and the eggs were being beaten, the green eggs were broken, and there was a pile of yellow, yellow and white things inside.

In critical moments, there is always a savior.

Shocked, Qingwen forgot to cast the spell.The clouds and mist slowly dispersed, and a fairy walked out of the misty.Enchanting eyebrows, yet charming, with a little cinnabar on the forehead, black hair hanging behind her back, wearing a light orchid gauze, singing a melody in her mouth, the bones of the fairy are crisp just listening to the melodious melody.The fairy walked while singing, and stopped beside Xiaolu, hugging it in her arms, stroking its sore spot with her slender fingertips, and continued singing to it.Every word and sentence is the Heart Sutra of Buddhism.

Qingwen was the first to come back to his senses, walked up to Ke Zhou and tugged on his sleeve, making him look at the fairy who had just appeared.What to do, the incident of the Bilin Palace was seen by the outer immortals, will it spread to the ears of the Queen Mother?

Ke Zhou didn't realize the seriousness of the situation, but ran to Xiaolu's side nervously, and touched it softly: "Are you okay, you didn't break it, don't do this in the future, lest it really turn into a pile of egg yolks .”

When the singing fairy heard the series of nonsensical words, she pursed her lips and smiled: "How can it answer what you said without a mouth?"

"This is actually Xiaoxian's habit. No matter whether it has a mouth or not, I am willing to talk to it, even a tree, because everything has feelings."

The singing fairy nodded in agreement, handed the little green in her arms to Kezhou, and said: "It really is Bilin Baojun, and I admire his mood and demeanor. It's fine, and I've already sang Xianle to heal it. You Don't worry, I think it's quite naughty."

"Where is it, thank you Daxian." Ke Zhou hugged Xiaolu in his arms, feeling relieved.Although Xiaolu still wanted to do a dying struggle, she was beating restlessly.

"It's okay. You have to criticize it, it's really not flattering." The fairy nodded the little green shell: "The egg that the queen mother takes special care of must always be praised, and if you are not careful, you will be... arrogant." Jiao."

"..." Xiaolu didn't move, and it was really a bolt from the blue to say this to him!

Ke Zhou suddenly realized: "Thank you, thank you, Xiaoxian has been taught."

The fairy shook her head, and the loose black hair swayed around her body, creating an extremely beautiful visual effect for a while: "For me, you don't have to call yourself a little fairy, but my level is still far behind yours. But I don't like the sense of class. Is your name called?"

When Ke Zhou heard this, he naturally smiled, he wished someone would call his name.So he hurriedly said: "My name is Wu Kezhou, you can call me Kezhou, what about you fairy?"

"My name is Singing Moon, and I'm the leader of the Cloud Choir in Heaven." The Cloud Choir?It's so emotional, isn't it a class dedicated to singing for the Queen Mother of Heaven?Kezhou Xingxingyan, their choir should be similar to Liyuan, right?

"It's a pleasure to meet you." One bow, two bows, and then...

"Don't bow anymore, or others will think I did something to you." Changyue smiled softly, and suddenly became full of flair. This voice, how amazing, it is absolutely possible to hypnotize people immediately.

The master of the choir, Singing the Moon, seldom appears in front of the immortals. What kind of wind brought him here today?In fact, Changyue answered, the reason is very simple: "It's just to meet the legendary Bilin Baojun."

Oh my god, the fairies were shocked when they learned of this reason, and even the leader of Singing Moon, who didn't care about world affairs, appeared. The reputation of "Bilin Baojun" is really loud!

Ke Zhou blushed with shame because of this simple sentence.Although Changyue is a male fairy, his charm is not inferior to that of the fairy next to the Queen Mother. He is so natural and seductive, and his voice is so gentle that it makes one's heart palpitate. It seems like a heart, and it can also keep beating crazily for him.

Changyue has a bit of orchid fragrance on her body, and every time she moves, it always emits a particularly amazing fragrance. The fragrance is quiet and not greasy, and it naturally produces synaesthesia, and even the eyes feel pleasing to the eye.

"Hehe..." Chang Yue laughed at Ke Zhou's performance, and slowly said: "I live in the singing class, and there is a white magnolia in front of the room. If you want to come, remember to look for the fragrance."

"En, er..." Ke Zhou nodded in panic, and only after he left did he realize that his blushing was about to burn.

In just a few days, two male immortals expressed their affection for Kezhou, and at the same time issued an invitation to go further. Should it be said that the atmosphere in the heavens is too selfish, or is Kezhou really that good?

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