Raising eggs

It has been a while since he came to the Heaven Realm. Ke Zhou did his best to slowly adapt to the life here. He didn't feel too tired after repeating the same thing every day.What's more, life is not about being alone in the mountains and wild mountains. It is also necessary to establish good interpersonal relationships around you. This is true in the human world and the heavenly world.The ground is slowly stepping on the hot boat, and gradually I have my own fairy circle. After finishing the work, I will go to the mansion of a certain fairy, and either have a long chat or a short chat.Of course, more often than not others visit him.

Facts have proved that there are so many fairies ascending to heaven, but only a few are really popular, and Kezhou is one of the lucky ones.In the final analysis, it is the aesthetic emotions of the celestial fairies that control everything.They first look at their looks, then their manners, and then their knowledge. It would be wrong to say that they are vulgar. After all, the beauties in the heavens account for the majority, and those who are ugly are called aliens.Beautiful people naturally like to make friends with beautiful people. This is called like attracts.

Among the group of friends who carved the boat, one has to be mentioned.

This is the Xing Jun named Chongwen. He has been to Bilin Palace three times in just a few days, and each time he is holding his treasured agate chessboard. The great immortals who have passed the agate can be counted, such as Yuanshi Tianzun (this is a heavyweight!), Donghua Emperor, and Wenwu Quxing... In short, they are quite famous.

Ke Zhou, although he is the director of the first palace, but his real identity is just a fairy raising eggs, it is really a great blessing to be received by Chongwen Xingjun with this kind of "ceremony".

For this reason, Qingwen was very dissatisfied, and said in Ke Zhou's ear several times that there are rules in the fairy world, and Xing Jun should hang on the clouds honestly, or meditate and practice in his own room, he has nothing to do Bilin Palace is different.

Ke Zhou doesn't think so, he likes Chongwen always coming over, and after raising eggs, he can still confront him for a few rounds, what a combination of work and rest.

Qingwen has Qingwen's worries.

There is a very popular word in heaven recently, that is liberation.What is liberated?Liberate the loneliness that has been suppressed in the hearts of fairies for thousands of years.To put it bluntly—heaven can fall in love!That kind of perverted six senses of cleanliness no longer exists.This is also thanks to His Majesty, ever since he heard about the act of a certain fairy going down to earth without permission, he uncharacteristically dissuaded the queen mother's anger, and said quietly: "Are they lonely? Then don't be lonely anymore." From then on, the heavens can marry and fall in love.

But the strangest thing is that when it is said that immortals can be together, it turns out that men and women have the most quick matches, not men and women.The Longyang wind is blowing fiercely, fairies, the loneliness continues to roar!

Chongwen's meaning is obvious, he just fell in love with Kezhou, and even ran to find Yuelao to cross a red line absurdly, don't ask me why Qingwen knows, I just want to say that once a woman starts gossip, the world The secret will no longer be a secret.

In Qingwen's heart, Kezhou belongs to Bilin Palace alone, and may even belong to her after a certain spark is ignited. Even if the flower was burned by Xiaolu last time, there is no expectation in Burning Dian.Before all these "possibility" happened, all signs of derailment would be snuffed out by her.So... Obstruction is absolutely indispensable!What's more, men and men together do not meet the needs of human development, let alone contribute to the thin population of heaven!

"Grand Immortal Kezhou, please think again, this is really inappropriate." Qingwen is working hard to curb the wind of dragon and yang in the heavens again.

Ke Zhou's ears were callused, but he still maintained his basic demeanor, and asked her patiently: "Qingwen, I really don't understand, isn't it just a matter of you coming and going between friends? Why are you so desperate? Stop? Chongwen is really a good fairy, I like to make friends with such people."

God, Qingwen was talking about it, if Chongwen had a bad character, she wouldn't treat him like an enemy, but he was so nice, Qingwen felt very stressed.

"Great Immortal..." Qingwen pouted and wanted to say something, but a loud shout came from outside the door.

"Kezhou, here I come!" Look, it's already called "Kuzhou" so affectionately.

"I brought the chess pieces, let's kill a few times." Kill kill kill, kill every day, is it still not enough?

Kezhou forced a smile at Qingwen: "He's here, we can't drive others out." Qingwen pursed her lips and left without saying a word.Who caused the Longyang fever in the heavens?She was going to strangle him!

Chongwen is wearing a light yellow shirt today, and he looks several years younger. Chongwen has always been a gentle and polite person, wearing this kind of clothes makes him look even more elegant.While Kezhou finds it pleasing to the eye, he is also very puzzled about Qingwen's attitude towards him.He doesn't understand the mind of a woman, it's probably what was written in the sage's book: women are difficult to raise, very difficult to raise.

Of course there is another possibility...

In the village where Kezhou lives in the mortal world, there is a little girl, that girl is usually quiet, has a rather dull personality, and doesn't show her liking, except for one person who is very different - the boy she gives her eyes every day Yunxi and Kezhou always felt that there was some conflict between them and tried to resolve it, but unfortunately they couldn't get back to it.

One time, the conflict was self-contained, Yunxi broke his leg, and Niu Niu was crying miserably. At this moment, Zhou realized that what a woman hates is not necessarily dislike, and what a woman loves is not necessarily love. like!

So, could it be that Qingwen likes Chongwen?Thinking of this, Kezhou clapped his hands excitedly, yes, yes, Qingwen is like a little girl, who likes it but never says it.Understandably, she is shy.

As soon as Chongwen entered the door with the chessboard in his arms, he saw Ke Zhou was extremely happy, and couldn't help but be infected by his smile, and leaned towards him and asked, "Is there anything good about Ke Zhou? Why are you so happy?"

"Yes, it's a good thing." Ke Zhou stared at him ambiguously, which made Chongwen's heart beat faster.What?What?What does he mean by that, is he implying something to me?Shall I reach out and then...

Forehead.Chickens talk to ducks.

The moody Chongwen was brutally killed a few times, but he still smiled happily. He didn't know that Ke Zhou was going to Yuelao to seek a red line for Qingwen.It doesn't matter if a woman chases a man, with layers of gauze, thin skinned, Kezhou will help her make all the preparations!

The dark red agate twirled at the fingertips of the two of them, and the two killed one game after another, but no one took the initiative to back down.At this moment, a scream came from the apse!

***

There was a scream, Ke Zhou threw away the agate in his hand, and hurried to the apse.There are many fairy eggs in the apse, could it be that something happened to them?Chongwen saw Kezhou rushing out the door in a hurry, put away the chess pieces and followed.

As soon as he arrived at the apse, Ke Zhou was dumbfounded.

Dozens of eggs flew up and down the apse, flying back and forth in the apse, wrecking non-stop, and all kinds of decorations were smashed to pieces.

The fairies chased the runaway fairy eggs, and each one was devastated.what happened?Are these eggs about to rebel?Chickens are flying and eggs are being beaten, fairy string eggs are running, the apse is in chaos, and the orderly scene before is no longer seen.Even the mats on which the fairies were lying, they were cooperating with their eggs, and they were sandwiched together inside the body and thrown to the ground.

"Daxian, they started again, I knew it was..." With tears in her eyes, Qingwen stood next to Ke Zhou and pulled his sleeve, poor girl with disheveled hair and disheveled clothes, with an unlucky look on her face.

Ke Zhou was also stunned, he never thought that there would be such a day, and he was so helpless that he muttered to himself: "What's wrong with them? Why on earth..." Fairy eggs who have always been obedient and peaceful, suddenly had a vision today , is it a sign of something?

Thinking of Laojun's warning, Qingwen stuffed a thousand words into her mouth. Even if she suspected that the green egg was the one who caused the trouble, she didn't dare to speak out. Moreover, she had no evidence to prove that the "turmoil" was caused by Xiaolu.Qingwen sniffed: "I thought they would be different after you came, Daxian, but they are still the same, they still love to toss us! If things go on like this, we might as well raise horses! At least horses are friendly and won't be so rebellious. "

The little fairies who had been chasing heard Qingwen's resentment, and immediately stopped their movements. One or two were like prodigal dogs, letting the fairy eggs continue to go crazy, and they gathered around Ke Zhou and sobbed together: "It's not easy for us to become a fairy, although In the heavens, we are just a grain of sand, without any honorable status, but we still have a minimum of pride, and if we are trampled by these beasts, we would rather not be humiliated frequently in the lower realms." Although the words were angry, the tone was really in line with something like that.The male and female voices mixed together, immediately like thousands of bees, coupled with the tossing sounds of the fairy eggs, Ke Zhou felt that his ears were going to be deaf.He looked embarrassed, but didn't say a word.

say what?What can he say?

Chongwen pulled Kezhou behind him and defended him: "Fairies, you can't treat Kezhou like this. Everyone knows that he is a newcomer. He really doesn't know that these bastards have such a bad temper. You cry to him, and he can't do anything about it." , I think he is probably the one who wants to cry the most now."

The fairies kept talking, "But what should we do? We can't be bullied all the time, isn't the Great Immortal Kezhou in charge? Think of a way now!"

Ke Zhou looked at everything in front of him quietly, and finally chuckled, pulling away Chong Wen in front of him, unwilling to be protected behind him again: "Ke Zhou finally understands today that nothing is for nothing. I thought about it, how could I, a mortal, take care of such a simple task? It turns out that leisure is fake, but tempering is real. Fairies, don’t be discouraged, I believe there is always a way.”

"What are you going to do, Great Immortal? You haven't even learned the art of immortality!" The fairies still didn't believe it, presumably because they were frightened by the fairy eggs, and only enjoyed a few days of clean life, and everything went back to their old ways. .

Kezhou frowned, and looked at all the little fairies seriously: "Now, listen to my order, each of you pulls a small net, selects an egg, and nets it inside, and then uses fairy magic to fix them in the net. on the ground."

"A rope like a fairy egg can't be trapped." Another fairy shouted.

Qingwen hurriedly said: "I'm going to ask for a piece of fairy rope."

Ke Zhou nodded, and deliberately made his tone sound alarmist: "Fairies, hurry up and do the same. If there are any fairy eggs who want to make trouble, just tie them up and throw them into the reincarnation road, and let them be real animals!" , a few fairy eggs froze, stuck in mid-air.

Sure enough, what Changyue said was true, not only Xiaolu, these fairy eggs had the queen mother as their support, they became arrogant and fearless, bullying people became a habit, if they fought hard, they might not be able to Take this trick.

For a while, the situation that continued to go bad has improved.Chongwen laughed, Ke Zhou's ability to adapt to changes is not small, he jokingly leaned into Ke Zhou's ear: "Could it be true that we really want to throw them into the animal realm?"

Ke Zhou loosened his brows and whispered in his ear: "Of course it's a lie. Everyone knows that it's not easy to become a fairy. How can I destroy their practice so cruelly? However, they are so disobedient. Alright." Chongwen laughed three times and held out his thumb.

The fairies quickly weaved the fairy rope that Qingwen found into small nets with magic, and according to Ke Zhou's instructions, they netted the fairy eggs into bags and fixed them on the ground.On this side, Ke Zhou and Chong Wen joined forces to throw down an egg, and pressed it on the ground, the egg didn't struggle, and stuck to the cold ground foolishly.

Soon, there were no more fairy eggs flying around in the apse.The fairies cleaned up the apse, and Ke Zhou picked up the last piece of brocade that was thrown on the ground, and said coldly: "The best silk brocades don't sleep, you can lie on the ground. Try sleeping on stones." How do you feel, and then think about whether you are wrong."

Eggy didn't move, her body was stuck to the ground and tied up with the fairy rope, she looked a little pitiful.

The fairies clapped their hands happily: "The immortal really has a way. The fairy eggs are finally obedient. If they dare to commit another crime, they will just be thrown into the mortal world." Ke Zhou nodded and began to count the eggs.After counting and counting, I found that a big baby was missing.

What about Little Green?Little Green is not in the egg group?By the way, I didn't see it flying in the air just now.Ke Zhou thought about it, and went to Xiaolu's room.On the lotus flower that Xiaolu likes to lie on most, there is no figure of it.

Ke Zhou was in a hurry, and shouted into the house: "Little Green, Little Green?" There was no movement, only the window was wide open.Thinking of its previous actions, Ke Zhou suddenly felt a little headache. You don't want to tie it up, do you?Little Green is quite obedient...

Just as he was thinking, a little green appeared behind the table in front of the window, as if he had a pair of eyes. He secretly looked at the situation and then retracted.Kezhou laughed, it was Xiaolu!Taking a closer look, Xiaolu is hiding in the corner of the table, poking her head cautiously to make people feel affectionate.

"Fool, are you scared?" Ke Zhou knelt down and touched Xiaolu's shell with his index finger.

Xiaolu nodded honestly.

"Hehe, then you dared to run around before, aren't you the same as them?" Xiaolu was in a hurry, bumped into the table, shook her body, and bumped into the table again.

"Okay, okay, I understand what you mean, you don't have to hit the table to show your loyalty." Ke Zhou hugged the frightened little green, and found that he liked this silly thing more and more, so he comforted it: "As long as you Be good, I won't leave you in the mortal world, okay?"

Xiaolu shrank into Kezhou's arms and nodded desperately.

"You monster! Do you want to suck my immortal energy again?" Ke Zhou laughed and cursed helplessly, letting Xiaolu get into his clothes, sticking to the innermost layer of skin, feeling the coolness it brought.

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Eggs will break, JQ will have...

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