Xu Fuji

Lang Xiaogong pushed open the door and casually threw the key on the shoe cabinet.Xu Xiaoshou happily jumped out of the kitchen: "Daughter-in-law, you're back, are you tired?" He wore an apron around his waist and held a spatula in one hand. Open it." Dodge shrank back.

Lang Xiaogong took off his coat and sat on the sofa, took a sip of the water on the coffee table, um, it was still warm, quite quenching his thirst.Xu Xiaoshou poked his head out again: "Daughter-in-law, wash your hands first, the food will be ready soon."

After Lang Xiaogong washed his hands, he went to the table to set the dishes and chopsticks, and watched Xu Xiaoshou put the meals he had prepared on the table one by one.Spicy stir-fried clams, fried liver tips, preserved egg tofu, cabbage mixed with soy sauce, a large bowl of pine nuts and corn soup, and a few steamed buns.Lang Xiaogong took a sip of the corn soup, which warmed his stomach a lot.

After the two of them finished their meal, Xu Xiaoshou automatically and consciously washed all the dishes and chopsticks before Lang Xiaogong moved the place, and returned to Lang Xiaogong's side with a grinning smile: "Daughter-in-law, I'm tired today. Let me hammer your legs, are your shoulders tired?"

Lang Xiaogong nodded, and the series of abnormalities he experienced when he entered the house, such as warm water, ready-made meals, favorite soup, and proactive washing of dishes, were connected with Xu Xiaoshou's current behavior, and suddenly became a fantasy in his mind. A very classic saying: If you don’t have anything to show gallantry, you can either rape or steal!Lang Xiaogong knew that this kid was impatient and couldn't hold back his stomach, so he didn't expose it, and rested with his eyes half closed.

Sure enough, Xu Xiaoshou squeezed the two paws at random symbolically, and got to the point with a sneer: "Daughter-in-law, can I discuss something with you?"

Lang Xiaogong thought: Look, here we come.Eyes half open: "What's the matter?"

"That's what happened." Xu Xiaoshou sat down next to Lang Xiaogong, "Zhou Yang, do you still remember? You just can bluff that little girl, she is going on a trip, and she wants me to do her a favor."

"Ah."

"That's right, help her raise a dog for a few days." Lang Xiaogong raised his eyebrows, Xu Xiaoshou immediately raised his voice and explained, "It's just a few days, and she brought it back when she came back from a trip. It's really just a few days."

Lang Xiaogong frowned: "I said you have no shadow? Didn't you get kicked out by a dog when you were young?"

"Hey, hey, when did it all happen? Besides, Zhou Yang's own dog can't compare with wild dogs in the country."

"The dog is too dirty and sheds hair."

"No, no, no. Zhou Yang said that her dog is very well trained, and it's very clean, very smart, very sensible, very obedient, very well-behaved, very honest, very..."

Lang Xiaogong reached out his hand to stop him from continuing to "extremely": "No matter how sensible or smart it is, it is still a dog. No matter how clean it is, we have to bathe it, feed it, empty its excrement, and we have to serve it."

Xu Xiaoshou immediately raised his hand and said, "I'll serve you, I absolutely don't need you." Lang Xiao stroked his forehead, thinking: Pull it down, you are all served by me.

Xu Xiaoshou grabbed Lang Xiaogong's clothes, and said eagerly, "Daughter-in-law, please agree, it's really only a few days." Lang Xiaogong took a look at his pitiful appearance, and he understood that it must be the last time they worked together. At the party, the kid drank too much and blew up.Oh, why is it so annoying.But when a man is outside, face is the most important thing, what is said is the water that is spilled, and the drunken words also count.I have to fight for face here, who made us a "daughter-in-law".

Lang Xiaogong had no choice but to let go: "This is what you said, don't expect me to intervene when the time comes."

Xu Xiaoshou smiled happily: "Of course, of course, I promise Chairman Mao that I will never use you as a wife."

Lang Xiaogong feels that there are some things that need to be emphasized first: "Don't let it chew on our furniture and sofas, don't let it eat on our dining table, and most importantly, don't let it eat on our bed."

"How is it possible." Xu Xiaoshou turned his face away, "I can't agree to you letting him go on it, the three of us are on it, what if the bed collapses."

Lang Xiaogong suddenly had a very bad premonition, "What breed is that dog so heavy?"

"Hey, Tibetan, Tibetan mastiff."

Lang Xiaogong was completely speechless.

Zhou Yang brought the dog here early the next morning.Lang Xiaogong hid in the bedroom and didn't come out. He only heard Xu Xiaoshou open the door, and then Zhou Yang's loud voice: "Chunfeng, this is my prince. Prince, this is your new guardian. Be obedient." Then he introduced Notes, speak very fast, and add a sentence at the end: "I am in a hurry to catch the plane, that's it, bye bye."

"Bang" the door closed, and just after half a minute of silence, I heard Xu Xiaoshou's almost crying voice: "Daughter-in-law—" Lang Xiaogong was startled, thinking he had been bitten by a dog, he ran out in a hurry, only Seeing a big black thing squatting at the door, Xu Xiaoshou was one meter away from it, and looked at Lang Xiaogong with a bitter face: "I regret it, okay?"

It's really a Tibetan Mastiff. It's half the height of a person squatting there. Its head is the size of a basketball. It has black hair all over its body, revealing a pair of small mung bean eyes, looking at them cautiously.

Xu Xiaoshou gulped and asked, "Daughter-in-law, what, what should I do?"

To be honest, Lang Xiaogong is also beating his heart, but if he doesn't rush up at this critical moment, he will really become a "daughter-in-law".He calmed down first, analyzed the situation in front of him, and asked in a low voice: "Just now Zhou Yang said, what does it like to eat?"

"Ah, that's right." Xu Xiaoshou remembered belatedly, and dug out a bag of things from the big bag Zhou Yang gave him, "It likes to eat this."

Lang Xiaogong glanced at it, shit, it turned out to be French fries, and the three English letters "KFC" stood out on the pocket.Lang Xiaogong took it, moved forward, and threw it to the front paws of the Tibetan mastiff.The Tibetan mastiff looked down at the bag of food, and looked up at the two of them.Xu Xiaoshou greeted it with the most sincere and friendly smile: "Hi—" The Tibetan Mastiff ignored his flattery, lowered its head to smell it seriously, and then started to eat.

Lang Xiaogong let out a long breath and walked forward slowly.Xu Xiaoshou was anxious, and shouted: "Hey, what are you doing..." The Tibetan mastiff suddenly raised its head, forcing Xu Xiaoshou to hold back the word "what".Lang Xiaogong waved his hand, telling him to stay calm.Seeing nothing unusual, the Tibetan Mastiff lowered his head and continued to eat.

Lang Xiaogong approached little by little, seeing that the Tibetan mastiff didn't respond much, he stretched out his hand and carefully stroked the long black hair.The Tibetan mastiff turned around and stared at Lang Xiaogong closely.Lang Xiaogong stretched out his arm and didn't dare to move it, for fear that the Tibetan Mastiff would mistake him for malice, and if the bloody mouth really bites down, his arm would be considered disabled.

It seems that French fries are more attractive to dogs than Lang Xiaogong, so the Tibetan mastiff just glanced at him, turned his head and continued to eat.This undoubtedly encouraged Lang Xiaogong. He stroked the back of the Tibetan mastiff, then the tail of the Tibetan mastiff, and even the head of the Tibetan mastiff. This time the Tibetan mastiff did not respond at all.Xu Xiaoshou patted his thigh and grinned: "Daughter-in-law, you are really amazing."

It turned out that the dog was as good as Zhou Yang said, very obedient and well-behaved.The two of them got acquainted with this dog in one afternoon, and on the second night, Xu Xiaoshou even dared to ride on the back of the "Prince" to play, stuffing a pear into his mouth with one hand, and grabbing the "Prince" with the other. Long-haired, riding and shouting "you have to drive", Lang Xiaogong was helpless: "I said, can you grow up?"

"What do you know, this is called youthful innocence, cut—" Xu Xiaoshou twisted his neck disdainfully, put half a pear on the tea table, and turned to get marinated chicken feet for supper.Lang Xiaogong was watching TV, he looked down and saw that the half pear was very attractive, he picked it up and took a bite, Xu Xiaoshou who came back looked at it, and immediately shouted: "Why do you eat that pear!"

In some places, Xu Xiaoshou is particularly superstitious, which obviously has a local flavor.For example, two people cannot eat the same pear. Fenli is a homonym for separation.Lang Xiaogong knew his taboo, so he forgot it when he ate it. He didn't think much about it, and a piece of pear got stuck in his throat when he yelled, and he almost choked to death.

Xu Xiaoshou snatched half of the pear that had been bitten off, and muttered nervously: "What should I do?"

Lang Xiaogong managed to catch his breath, at this moment he could only comfort him: "Don't be so superstitious, a pear is fine."

"What do you know?" Xu Xiaoshou glared, "No, the third person must take a bite too."

Lang Xiaogong laughed: "Then you go to the next door and ask Aunt Zhao to have a bite, or Xiao Cui is also fine."

Xu Xiaoshou ignored him at all, wandering around in the hall, suddenly his eyes stopped.Lang Xiaogong followed his gaze, and the prince was watching TV in a daze.Lang Xiaogong couldn't be happier at the time: "Damn, isn't it, isn't it the third person according to the rules?"

"It's the same with dogs." Xu Xiaoshou ignored his opinion, "Aren't they all living things?" Passing the pear to the prince, "here, eat."

Prince lick it, lick it, it's really eaten.

Lang Xiaogong didn't know whether to cry or laugh, so he choked out a sentence for a long time: "You are so talented."

On the third day, Lang Xiaogong went to work as usual, and Xu Xiaoshou went on winter vacation as usual.He stayed at home with nothing to do, and when he saw the prince who was also doing nothing, he suddenly wanted to go for a walk with the dog.Xu Xiaoshou is definitely a person who "thinks about it as soon as he thinks about it". If he thinks about walking the dog, he must walk the dog, not even the cat.Immediately, he found out the dog chain that Zhou Yang had given him, tied it around the prince's neck, took the key and left.

Walking alone with a dog in the community is really a beautiful scenery, because the dog is too big, no matter pass by, take the children out to play, or take a walk in the park, you have to look at it twice, and then make a detour.

Xu Xiaoshou is a little bit proud, look, our dog is so majestic, if you want a dog, you have to raise a big dog, it looks stocky and mighty.This person is quite strange. I met a lot of dog walkers before, and I never cared.Once I walk the dog myself, I can't help but pay attention to the pets brought by others.The one held in the arms, the one followed by the feet, and the one carried in the pocket are quite interesting, but in secret comparison, it is not as good as the prince who is being held by himself.

A few dog walkers came over to strike up a conversation: "Your dog is nice, what breed?" "I look like a Tibetan Mastiff." "Tibetan Mastiff, really, is it a purebred? It's so cool." "How many years have you had it? "

Xu Xiaoshou just smiled profoundly, and said from time to time: "It's okay, it's nothing." In fact, he was secretly happy.

A dog walker also came up to join in the fun, followed by a pure white pug, the most common pug with very long hair, standing up to the height of his legs, with a tuft of hair tied up on his head Little red head rope.The dog didn't know what he had eaten, but when he saw the prince, he barked wildly.

The owner of the little huba quickly kicked his dog: "Don't bark, don't bark, be careful to bite you!"Its owner was anxious and stepped forward to hug his dog.It's a joke, that's a Tibetan mastiff, do you understand Tibetan mastiffs?Dogs don't understand people, and they don't understand, and there is no bone residue left in their own baby after one bite.

Unexpectedly, at this moment, a very comic scene happened-the prince was scared, scared, scared!

It was really scared, and kept backing away, not only that, but it also - escaped, escaped, escaped! !

The four paws pounded the ground and ran so fast, the little Haba chased after it while barking wildly.It doesn't matter if the prince runs away, there is still a dog chain around his neck, and a small shou is tied to the other end of the dog chain.Uh, no, the other end of the dog leash is being pulled by Xu Xiaoshou.

Xu Xiaoshou was taken aback at first, and wanted to pull the prince back.But what kind of dog is the prince?Once it started running, let alone Xu Xiaoshou, even Xu Xiaoshou and Lang Xiaogong couldn't hold it back.Xu Xiaoshou was staggered by being involved, this is not a person walking a dog, it is simply a dog walking a person.

Xu Xiaoshou couldn't hold back after taking two steps. Seeing the prince running "Chong Ceng Ceng Ceng", Little Haba was "Chong Ceng Ceng" chasing after him.Ah, yes, of course there is no dog leash around the little Haba's neck, so is the little dog still on a leash?

So, under the watchful eyes of everyone, a huge black dog with long hair, a petite pure white Haba, and a Xu Xiaoshou who was about to vomit blood staged a gorgeous chase in the park, and the people around were delighted. I can't even straighten my waist.