Xu Fuji

As soon as Lang Xiaogong opened the door, he saw Xu Xiaoshou pinching his waist with one hand and pointing his fingers, berating the prince.He was really ashamed to be thrown at his grandma's house today. After a whole afternoon of training, his mouth was full of spittle, his cheeks flushed, and he had used all his teaching skills of the past ten years.From personal dignity to national integrity, from seeing death as home to generosity and righteousness, from encountering a brave man in a narrow road to never returning if you don't break the Loulan, quote the scriptures to understand the righteousness, mourn for the misfortune and anger for the incompetence.The prince squatted on the floor, blinking at Xiaodou innocently and looking at him.

Lang Xiaogong asked in surprise, "What's going on?"

As if he had been wronged so much, Xu Xiaoshou rushed over waving a small handkerchief, and described what happened today with more details.Lang Xiaogong held back his laughter very hard, he endured it for a long time and said, "Don't worry, I'll clean it up!"

"Well, it's outrageous." Xu Xiaoshou looked indignant.

Lang Xiaogong stretched out his hand and pointed at the prince: "Go, stand for punishment!"

The poor prince seemed to know that he had made a mistake, facing the wall and thinking about his mistakes, lying there with his buttocks facing out and his head facing the corner of the wall, with his two big paws resting on his face and covering his eyes, as if he was extremely embarrassed.

Lang Xiaogong carefully looked at it suspiciously, and asked, "Is this dog really a Tibetan mastiff?"

"Ah? Isn't it?" Xu Xiaoshou almost rushed forward and kicked, "Why are you so big? Pretending to be cool and noble?"

After taking a shower at night, Xu Xiaoshou put a towel around his waist, twisted Xiaoman's waist and came out.Leaning leaning against the wall, raised one leg to step on the door frame, stuck one hand in the towel as if about to tear it off but didn’t, the other hand fumbled around his chest, half-closed his eyes and pouted like Marilyn Monroe, with a sweet voice: "Guest officer, come on—"

Lang Xiaogong was not polite, a hungry tiger rushed up, and the two of them rolled onto the bed, hugged their heads and gnawed.Just as his whole body was hot, Xu Xiaoshou inadvertently opened his eyes, and suddenly met a pair of green bean eyes.He was taken aback, "Wow!" shouted loudly.Lang Xiaogong turned his head and saw the prince lying innocently at the door of the bedroom.He stepped forward to close the door, locked it, and gave Xu Xiaoshou an arm: "Okay, come on!"

The two of them Xilihulu took off all their clothes and were busy spreading and wiping KY.The prince was busy scratching the door very lonely outside.

Inside the door: "Um...uh..."

Outside the door: "Crack...creak..."

Inside the door: "Um...uh...uh..."

Outside the door: "Crack...creak...creak..."

Xu Xiaoshou: "It... it scratches the door... ah... ah... don't let it scratch..."

Lang Xiaogong: "It's okay, I can't come in...I'll go in...ah..."

Xu Xiaoshou has a problem. When doing it, he can't hear other voices and is distracted.He listened to the prince scratching the door while bearing Lang Xiaogong's rebuttal.If the prince doesn't scratch, he relaxes; when the prince scratches, he becomes tense.Lang Xiaogong felt extremely comfortable in this tightness, every cell in his body was extremely happy.

Finally you're done.The two lay panting side by side on the bed, and after a while Xu Xiaoshou said, "Zhou Yang will be here tomorrow, so hurry up and take this dog away."

Lang Xiaogong was satisfied with eating and drinking, thinking of the oolong that Xu Xiaoshou made during the day, he couldn't help laughing: "Why, did you embarrass yourself?"

"No." Xu Xiaoshou was very annoyed, "It's not a big deal to lose face, I can't bear to scratch the door all the time, I'm prone to impotence."

Lang Xiaogong thought for a while, raised his upper body, and said seriously to Xu Xiaoshou: "Impotence is fine, as long as the anus is not locked."

...it's campus life again...

Xu Chunfeng kicked open the dormitory door and shouted loudly: "Lang Zening, I'm back!" Throwing the things in both hands to the ground, he went straight to the opposite Lang Zening and rushed over, spreading his arms in a gorgeous gesture. beautiful bear hug.

Lang Zening has long been quite accustomed to his exaggerated way of connecting feelings, so he hugged back calmly, and glanced at the two piles of things: "What delicious food did you get from home?"

"It's much older." Xu Chunfeng let go of his hand quickly, turned around and turned out everything to offer treasures, "This is the pickled cucumber pickled by my mother, and this is the chili pepper grown by my family - it is very spicy, this is chili meat sauce, This is the blood sausage stuffed by my family - pigs killed during the Chinese New Year, absolutely fresh - this is air-dried sausage..."

Listening to his ramblings, Lang Zening casually picked up a piece of sausage and stuffed it into his mouth, um, it was quite delicious.Xu Chunfeng put all the things on the table, and raised his chin proudly: "How about it, enough for the two of us to eat for a few days." After thinking about it again, he reluctantly said, "How about sharing some more with Xu Zi?" .”

Lang Zening knew that he felt bad if Xu Shanlan didn't eat, but he couldn't bear it in his heart, so he smiled and found him a step down: "Give him some, we can't eat it. It's a pity that the dormitory won't fit when it gets warmer."

"Yeah, that's right." Xu Chunfeng nodded again and again, "Don't waste it."

The door opened again, and Feng Yushu and his mother walked in.This is a "rare guest". You must know that Feng Yushu didn't live in the dormitory for more than half of the semester last semester. Xu Chunfeng thought he would never live in it again.

When his mother saw Lang Zening and Xu Chunfeng, she smiled all over her face: "Yo, you are all here." Pulling Feng Yushu who was hiding behind, she said to Xu Chunfeng: "Yushu has spoiled me and his father, Self-willed, what to say, don't pay attention to the straightforward ones, it's too real. Chunfeng, if he says something, you find it unpleasant, don't be as knowledgeable as him. "

Xu Chunfeng smiled embarrassingly: "It's nothing, aunt." But he murmured in his heart, shit, why did her words sound so awkward?Are you apologizing to me?

His mother bypassed Xu Chunfeng and ran straight to Lang Zening: "You are Director Lang's son. I didn't see you last time when I came here. I only found out that you slept with him after hearing Yushu came home. What a coincidence. My old man Director Feng and Director Lang are also very familiar, has Director Lang told you?"

Lang Zening smiled faintly: "I seem to have mentioned it, but I didn't pay much attention."

"The child Yushu always mentions you at home, saying that your English is super good, and you are the first in the final exam, right?"

Lang Zening glanced at Feng Yushu, who was standing by the side and turned his head to look up at the sky, pretending to have nothing to do with it, and thought to himself: You can't find someone who can tell a lie, why does your son mention me?Have a crush on it?Imagine Feng Yushu saying to his mother with a gloomy face: Mom, I really like him.His mother was so frightened that she vomited blood and fell to the ground, she couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Feng Yushu's mother saw that Lang Zening smiled, her eyes lit up, and she quickly turned around and opened the big bag she brought: "Xiao Ning, it's quite monotonous for you to eat in the cafeteria every day. Yushu yells that she doesn't eat well when she comes home. I Bring a bunch of delicious food, let's eat together." She asked everyone to eat together, without looking at Xu Chunfeng.

Xu Chunfeng got goosebumps all over his body when he said "Xiao Ning", he curled his lips, walked to the bedside and opened the bedding to make the bed.

While talking, his mother went out to see that the table was full and there was no room, she casually rubbed the pile of things to the edge of the table, and put the fruit she brought on the table: "Look, this is Aomang, this It's a dragon fruit, and this is a big strawberry, they're all quite sweet, Xiao Ning, don't be shy, try it quickly."

The table was already full, and she insisted on making a space, but a bag of pickles on the edge of the table seemed to be falling down.Lang Zening hurriedly reached out to catch them, and calmly stuffed the souvenirs brought back by Xu Chunfeng back into the big bag, put them in his cabinet, and smiled at Feng Yushu's mother: "Thank you, auntie, we are going to eat, It's not good to eat fruit at this time." Pulling Xu Chunfeng's arm, "Let's go, I'll treat you to bibimbap, and there's a new Xian ethnic restaurant nearby."

As soon as Xu Chunfeng went out the door, he found that the shoelaces were untied, and said to Lang Zening, "Go downstairs first, and I will chase you right away." When Lang Zening walked away, he heard Feng Yushu impatiently say " : "Mom, why are you talking so much to them?"

"Silly son, mom is not here for you. Lang Zening's father is the director of the Education Bureau. When you graduate, he can set you up with a good school with just one sentence..."

Xu Chunfeng who was behind didn't listen, he gave a disdainful snort, and ran downstairs to chase Lang Zening.

The new semester really has a new look. The most important thing is that the school organizes students to do morning exercises and run.Everyone complained, and the elders wished they could become female students, because female students could run three days less every month due to special circumstances.

The first to do everything possible to resist stubbornly was the Department of Fine Arts.The school has three major disciplines: art, physical education and Chinese.The Chinese Department has set up a drama club, which is quite famous in this city, so that some of the better brothers and sisters in the department joined the radio station as soon as they graduated and became program hosts.Whenever the school held some school-wide party or social gathering, some of them would be invited back.The most common sentence they said was: the school auditorium is still so bad.

As for the physical education department, it was because their scores were low when they were admitted, and everyone knew that it was not easy to do well in their studies, so the teacher gave extra favors at the end of the semester, and the scope of the test was not only a small circle smaller than that of other departments.Later, other departments figured out the pattern, and the scope of public class examinations was mainly based on the Department of Physical Education, and some students even pretended to be from the Department of Physical Education at the end of the semester to listen to the scope of the public class teacher's drawing.The physical education department is very proud of this, and there are not a few people who use this advantage to pick up their younger sisters.

But they are not as ruthless as the art department.

The art department is "naturally ruthless", with a maverick in his bones, long hair and ragged clothes everywhere, arrogant and confident.Moreover, they lived with the music department at the other end of the big playground, not with other departments at all, which seemed even more weird and mysterious.These wits like to stay up late, stay up all night, drink like drinking water, smoke like eating, let them get up at six o'clock every morning for exercise?You drink too much.

Ever since, the students of the Department of Fine Arts started an indomitable and arduous struggle with the school.