Xu Fuji

The school designed a running route for students, adding up to 500 meters back and forth.They gave each student a card with a month's date marked on it, with each day corresponding to a blank box.People from the student union stand at the finish line with ink pads and small square stamps. You hand over the card, and they will stamp you with the date of the day, and then return it to you, and the job is over.At the end of each month, give the card to the life committee member of your class.Except Saturdays and Sundays, boys can have one day off each month, and girls can have three days. If there are vacancies, they will be fined according to the number of days missing.

The students of the art department put their brains on Xiao Fang poke.Those students are all very talented, just take a piece of white radish and peel it, and I can carve an official seal for you.They don't go for a run at all, and the small card is blank. At the end of the month, they also make a small square stamp with two words on it: "Sign in." It is exactly the same as the stamp stamped by the school, perfect.

As the saying goes, there is no impenetrable wall.After a long time, students from other departments heard a little bit of rumors, and Xiao Fang poked not only limited to the students of the art department, but after a while, the school would know about it.This trick doesn’t work, it’s too simple, the student union will discuss it with the teacher, don’t you engrave it yourself?OK, I'm changing!

The school spent money to engrave a dozen or so small square stamps, each with different content. Today, it uses "Professionalism and Diligence", tomorrow it uses "Learn the Sea without Limits", and the day after tomorrow it is changed to "Everyday Improve". Make you have a surprise every day.

The students of the Department of Fine Arts are calm and composed, and they have the attitude of "he will let him be strong, and the moon will shine on the river". How many small square stamps do you have?ten or so?Trivial.Let alone a dozen or so, a hundred or so can still be engraved for you.Don't you change every day?I won't cover it for now, one month is almost over, borrow a card from another department student, cover it like the sample, you don't discuss it!

This tactic was used for another two months, but suddenly it didn’t work. The school fined a large number of students from the art department, saying that their card stamps were all counterfeit, and they were particularly accurate in catching them. The students who insisted on running and doing exercises were not wronged.This time, the students of the art department were astonished. Could it be that there are traitors in our department?After some investigation and careful analysis of evidence, this possibility was ruled out; then a series of internal infiltrations were carried out on the student union, money and favors were used to buy those who were not determined, and finally got a definite news. After Xiao Fang poked it, it changed again. I don't know where to get the ink pad mixed with fluorescent substances.There is no difference in the stamps covered by this kind of ink pad in the sun, but when it is exposed to ultraviolet rays, it will immediately show abnormalities.The stamps of those students in the art department were judged to be counterfeit just because they were not unusual.

The students of the art department gritted their teeth angrily, you have it, we don't?purchase!The school's new "conspiracy" was completely smashed.

The struggle between the art department and the school was in full swing and completely heated up. Xu Chunfeng and Lang Zening just listened to the excitement and laughed it off.Getting up early at six o'clock was nothing to them.One was born in a rural area, so he got up early; the other has been busy with small business for half a year, so he doesn't care about the hardship for a long time.The children's shoes who are deeply affected by the school's regulations are actually Xu Shanlan.

After being cleaned up by the elder brother, Xu Shanlan started to practice martial arts again, getting up early and going to bed late.He gets up at four o'clock every morning to wash up, runs ten stops in half an hour to go to the big brother's place for intensive training, takes a shower, eats breakfast, and takes the bus back to school. Class starts at exactly eight o'clock.At six o'clock in the evening, I have to run there again on time, continue training, have a supper, and go back to sleep by car before 9 o'clock.But as soon as the school implemented morning running, all his training plans were disrupted.Logically speaking, there are ways for the elder brother to prevent him from doing morning exercises, but the elder brother feels that what this kid lacks most is organization and discipline, and he must abide by the school rules.Therefore, Xu Shanlan's morning training became like going to four o'clock, coming back at six o'clock to run, have breakfast, and the rest of the time to walk in the dormitory. Anyway, their dormitory has a lot of space, as long as they don't face the door, otherwise When the students coming and going saw it, they all had to go into the house to watch the excitement.

Unfortunately, he ignored Xu Chunfeng.

Chunfeng, when he was not familiar with others, would not say a word easily, and the comments he got would be honest, honest and taciturn. In fact, once he got acquainted with others, he would be the most noisy of all.

As soon as Xu Chunfeng entered the bedroom, he saw Xu Shanlan in horseback riding beside the bed.He exclaimed in surprise: "Squat! Basic skills of martial arts!" Then he began to observe closely.

Xu Shanlan's striding steps are not the same as in the movie. In the movie, on the top of the actor's head, on the flat and slightly curved arms and elbows, and on the thighs parallel to the ground, there is a bowl, and sometimes it is full of water. water.What Xu Shanlan put on his body was a buckled bowl.This bowl is very strange, it looks like it is specially made, the bottom of the bowl is very wide, a circle larger than the big sea bowl used in the country, so only a small part of the bowl's edge is in direct contact with the arm, which is extremely difficult to maintain balance.The bottom of the upper bowl is very small, almost a small circular plane, surrounded by a small edge that is almost invisible.Just between the small plane and the small edge, there is a perfectly round iron bead lying quietly, the size is exactly the same as the plane, and with a slight movement, it will roll out of the edge and fall to the ground.In the movie, the actors set five bowls, but Xu Shanlan has only four on his body, one on top of his head, one on each side of his legs, a flat wooden stick two fingers thick is carried on his slightly curved arms, and one is placed in the middle of the stick.

In front of Xu Shanlan were two standing wooden boards, separated by a certain distance, and the height happened to be the same as his raised arms.Xu Chunfeng slapped his head: "Ah, I see. It must be Xu Zi who put the wooden stick and bowl on the wooden board first, then put his arm in, and just lift it up. Hey, this trick is really good. Isn't it, Xu Zi?"

Xu Shanlan didn't make a sound, his eyes were slightly closed, his face was as calm as water.Lang Zening pulled Xu Chunfeng: "Don't make trouble, he is practicing."

Xu Chunfeng looked at Xu Shanlan enviously, and took a basin to wash up.Brushing his teeth and washing his face, he still couldn't forget Xu Shanlan: "Hey, Lang Zening, do you think he really doesn't move?"

Lang Zening nodded: "It should be."

"How long do you have to squat?"

Lang Zening thought for a while and said, "It probably started after six o'clock when I came back from running and practicing, so it should take an hour anyway."

"One hour..." Xu Chunfeng stretched his arms and legs with a toothbrush in his mouth, and he couldn't bear it within half a minute. "Damn, this is too uncomfortable, and my legs are straight."

Lang Zening smiled: "It's not called kung fu if it's so easy."

Xu Chunfeng sighed and sighed, went back to the dormitory and wandered around Xu Shanlan, pointed to the ground of Xu Shanlan's lower body, and said: "There is still a stick of incense here, if you can't hold on and sit down, you will be finished." Looking at the top of his head, Looking at his arms again, he burst out laughing.Lang Zening sighed: "Don't bother him, you can eat in a while." Xu Chunfeng couldn't help it, and said: "No, look at these four bowls, with the lids turned over, don't they look like bastard shells?"

Before Lang Zening could answer, Xu Shanlan opened his eyes, pursed his lips and smiled, and blinked at Xu Chunfeng.Xu Chunfeng was overjoyed: "Haha, you think so too!" He leaned over and asked, "Hey Xu Zi, what's the use of squatting?"

Xu Shanlan closed his eyes, and said in a low voice slowly: "Strength starts from the ground, the base is stable, and the strength has a foundation."

"When the movie is on, people can't push it no matter how hard they squat, and you can't do it, too?"

Xu Shanlan didn't move, but smiled with his eyes half closed.Encouraged, Xu Chunfeng stepped forward and kicked Xu Shanlan's calf, as if kicking on a pillar, but it had no effect at all;Xu Chunfeng raised his thumb: "Okay, it's really amazing."

Seeing that Xu Shanlan didn't object, Lang Zening let Xu Chunfeng mess around.

Xu Chunfeng swayed twice more, rolled his eyes, and suddenly stretched out his hand to scratch Xu Shanlan's armpit.Xu Shanlan has a lot of itchy flesh on his body, and he is most afraid of being tickled, so he can't help but laugh out loud.With this smile, the energy in his body was vented, his lower plate was unstable, his arms shook, and the iron balls in the bottom of the plate on the wooden stick rolled down immediately.Xu Shanlan was taken aback, and subconsciously reached out to catch it, but there was a loud noise, the porcelain bowl shattered all over the floor, leaving only the bowl on top of his head intact.

The three of them were all stunned for a while, and after a long time Xu Chunfeng said with a sad face: "I'm sorry, I really didn't mean it." Lang Zening frowned, and said to Xu Shanlan: "He just loves to make trouble, I'm sorry." Shan Lan's face was also a little pale, but his temperament was only fierce towards outsiders who provoked him, and he was always good-tempered towards his friends, so he just whispered: "It's okay, it's okay..." He took the bowl on top of his head lightly, and moved The moment had returned to calm, he kicked a piece of broken porcelain on the ground with his toe, and laughed: "Forget it, it's no big deal." He raised his head and looked at Xu Chunfeng and Lang Zening's faces twice, fluttering He smiled and said, "The spring breeze caused trouble, what apology do you, Lang Zening, have?"

Xu Shanlan is a lazy and indifferent child, but he is also sensitive and sharp. It's a pity that Lang Zening only cared about Xu Chunfeng's siege at that time. ——Just keep being stupid!

Seeing that Xu Shanlan was not angry, Xu Chunfeng breathed a sigh of relief, and hurriedly went to the corner to get a broom: "I'll clean it up for you." Xu Shanlan stopped him: "No, these pieces are still useful, you go eat first."

"Ah? It's broken like this, can it be glued back?" Xu Chunfeng thought he was going to repair it again.Lang Zening saw that Xu Shanlan was serious, and pulled Xu Chunfeng: "Then let's go to eat, I'm sorry, Xu Zi."

Xu Shanlan waited for the two to leave, found a plastic bag from the cabinet, put the broken porcelain inside, cleaned the floor, went to the water room to wash up briefly, did not go to eat, and left the school with the plastic bag .

He ran for another half an hour and returned to the elder brother's house, it was already 07:30.The eldest brother was tending flowers and plants, Cai Rong walked in and said, "Mr. Cong." Cong Zhanyi turned his head and saw Xu Shanlan standing silently in the yard.

Cong Zhanyi picked up a handkerchief to wipe his hands, ignored Xu Shanlan, and went back to the hall to sit down.Xu Shanlan followed, put the plastic bag on the coffee table, and opened it.

Cong Zhanyi glanced at him and said, "What's going on?" His tone was gentle and casual.

"My roommate tickles me, laughs, and loses strength." Xu Shanlan said simply, with a little carelessness.

"several?"

"Three."

Cong Zhanyi nodded slightly, thought for a while, and said, "Sandbags."

Xu Shanlan bowed his head and said, "Yes." He turned and ran upstairs, and came to that weird punishment room again.He walked around the half-person-high wooden pier, went to the corner and opened the cabinet, and saw a row of sandbags underneath.It is said to be a sandbag, but it is actually filled with long iron bars, which come in three types: ten catties, twenty catties, and fifty catties.He picked up a ten-pound one, weighed it, thought for a while, then put it back, gritted his teeth, took out four twenty-pound ones, and went downstairs.

Cong Zhanyi saw the weight of the sandbag he was carrying, noncommittal, and said lightly: "Let's go to the yard, blow some wind, sober up." He didn't even look at it anymore, and got up to have breakfast.

Xu Shanlan came to the middle of the yard, tied four sandbags to his two forearms and two thighs, and immediately sank down.Cai Rong brought five exercise bowls, carefully placed them on Xu Shanlan's head and limbs, and said in a low voice, "Mr. Cong ordered, he will wake you up when the time comes."

Xu Shanlan lowered his eyelids, pursed his lips and said nothing.