Miserables 101 [Quick Transmigration]

10587 stood on Jiang Feng's body in its hamster shape, looked at Chu Ranzhou who was in a hurry outside the car window, and sighed silently.

It really wants to buy a revealing potion, put up a banner saying "Brother Chu, it's not worth it for this product", and save Chu Ranzhou from the fire and water, but——

It is poor.

After working hard for most of his life, his savings of tens of thousands were all used to buy a bubble machine for Jiang Feng.The revealing potion that was bought on a whim before, which was invalid as soon as it was opened, made the family who was not rich even worse. 10587 has decided that it can no longer spend money on Jiang Feng.

Through various body data, 10587 can guarantee that Jiang Feng has indeed fallen asleep, but the place where it is standing at this time, that is, the position of the fourth button of Jiang Feng's jacket, does not have the slightest ups and downs.

As for how this is done, we have to talk about it from four or ten minutes ago.

Since Jiang Feng didn't take Nurse Xu's existence seriously throughout the whole process, he naturally didn't notice the other party's change from "I didn't dare to look directly at him because I blushed" to "I didn't dare to look at him because I was afraid".

This caused Jiang Feng to be ignorant of what kind of moths Nurse Xu might have made up behind her back.

10587 saw that Jiang Feng was about to roll over, and while secretly happy in his heart, he didn't reveal anything on the surface.

"There is something urgent..." Jiang Feng looked at the screen and murmured to himself, and finally turned his gaze to 10587, "Have you paid attention to the situation on Chu Ranzhou? Who gave me trouble?"

"No, I've been staring at him all day long." 10587 smacked his lips, "Thinking about it, maybe there are really important things."

"Come on, I can find the video of the last life here, and he has other arrangements in the last two days. Besides, even if there is something important—"

"What's the matter?"

Jiang Feng is shameless: "Can you be more important than me?"

10587: ...

I bah, shameless.

"Tang Nian doesn't sound like he's lying. Apart from him, the only one who knows about my condition... probably is Nurse Xu. As an NPC who appears for the second time, he can't be useless at all, so he's causing trouble for me. , it should be him."

10587 was laying on the shoulder of the co-pilot's seat, felt Jiang Feng's gaze, and moved his nose: "Look at me, I don't know anything."

"The main question now is how much Nurse Xu has heard." Jiang Feng never took his eyes off it while speaking, "Do you know how special Chu Ranzhou is to me? Do you know that I don't have a split personality? Or Stay at the stage where you think I've killed all other personalities?"

10587 remained motionless in its current state, not even blinking.

"Okay, it turned out to be the last one." Jiang Feng shook his head and sighed, "Then his news is not a little bit behind."

"Damn!" 10587 jumped up on the spot, "I obviously didn't react at all, how did you know that!"

"I didn't see it," Jiang Feng stretched his waist, "I just picked someone to cheat you, I didn't want you to be so foolish."

10587: ...

Just as 10587 was jumping up and down, it saw Jiang Feng change the air conditioner in the car to internal circulation, and even dug out the script and tore off a note, gesticulating at the note.

10587: "What are you doing?"

Jiang Feng: "Preparing to commit suicide."

The tone is calm and breezy, it sounds like "I'm going to take a nap".

1587:! ! !

"Don't get excited, fake, pretend to commit suicide." Jiang Feng dipped in blood, carefully wrote on the paper, "Don't let him grow a memory, do you believe that next time he can just abandon me like this?"

"What does it mean to abandon you?" 10587 earnestly said, "When someone is hit, you can't calm down by yourself. You have to rush up and argue with you before you are satisfied?"

"Calm down?" Jiang Feng chuckled, "He fell to his death from the roof so calmly in his last life, so he might as well quarrel with me. Although he should have slipped or been framed at that time, if he was wronged The owner of the debt has come to chop me with a kitchen knife from the beginning, can he die?"

10587 didn't know how to refute for a while, it seemed... What Jiang Feng said really made sense?

"I'm so obedient and obedient, yet he doesn't even come to quarrel with me." Jiang Feng complained, "If you don't quarrel, you can hit me too, I'm so delicate and tender, it's easy to leave marks, one piece of blue and one piece of purple Yes, it's cool to watch. And I'm especially good at screaming, whether it's that kind of miserable begging for mercy or erotic gasping—"

"Stop stop, stop, stop." 10587 stretched out his paw to stop it, "I know you are trembling, so I don't need to talk about the details."

"Shaking m is not enough," Jiang Feng pinned the note on his fingertips, and posed, "After all, it was him who hit me, and he was the one who felt sorry for me later. That kind of regret that can't be repented and distressed that I can't breathe, I I really want to see it."

10587 complained about Jiang Feng's bad taste, but did not get any response from the other party. This is not Jiang Feng's style.

It jumped to the vicinity of Jiang Feng's neckline, and the strange thing was that the other's chest didn't rise or fall.

dead... dead? 10587 Sudden horror.

Although I know that sleeping in the car with the windows closed and the air conditioner on may cause death from carbon monoxide poisoning, but it’s only been a while before I ran out of gas?

When 10587 panicked, it accidentally caught a glimpse of Jiang Feng's purchase record in the system 5 minutes ago.

A bottle of Snow White potion costs two thousand sand dollars.

And such an expensive drug can only have one effect - it can make people look dead when they are asleep.

After taking it, you will not turn over, grind your teeth, snore, and even the chest rise and fall can be ignored, and no one will object to pushing it directly to the morgue.

This is really a bottle of medicine with practical value... Shit.

Just when 10587 was heartbroken and Jiang Feng spent two thousand to buy a bottle of waste, Chu Ranzhou arrived.It looked at Chu Ranzhou who was locked out of the car window and frantically pulled the door handle, and sighed.

Brother, if you arrive a little earlier, Jiang Feng is still chatting with me, or it doesn't matter if you arrive a little later, this guy might wake up.You are here now, but you just happen to be stepping on Jiang Feng's calculations.

When Jiang Feng opened his eyes again, it was already the next morning.The other person staying in the ward was not Chu Ranzhou, but Tang Nian.

"Morning, Doctor Tang." Jiang Feng greeted boredly.

"Why, it's not Chu Ranzhou," Tang Nian looked away from the paper in his hand, "Disappointed?"

Jiang Feng smiled indifferently, "Shouldn't it be that he was disappointed to find out that he was still alive?"

"If you want to cause carbon monoxide poisoning, you have to sleep in the car for at least seven or eight hours. There are often staff in the hospital who go home from work. Even if Chu Ranzhou doesn't come to you, someone else will save you." Dr. Tang said Pass a chair and sit down, "What's more, the emergency room is above the parking lot. You didn't want to die from the beginning, right?"

"Maybe," Jiang Feng blinked, "Maybe I just lack some common sense about suicide."

Dr. Tang did not pursue this topic any further, and closed the notebook in his hand, "If you really have a tendency to commit suicide, in order to ensure your safety, I may disclose some of your 'condition' to Chu Ranzhou, but You obviously don't have that inclination."

Jiang Feng was noncommittal.

"I'm just a psychiatrist. I don't have the right to comment on many things. I just have a suggestion." Tang Nian looked towards the door, "Even if the stories you told are true, Chu Ranzhou really cares about you. Want to get There are many ways in which a person pays attention, and if possible, it is better not to make fun of life."

"Well," Jiang Feng nodded, "Doctor Tang is right."

Regarding Jiang Feng's stubborn appearance, Tang Nian had no choice but to shake his head helplessly and left the ward.

Jiang Feng actually imagined many possibilities, about the truth of his previous life.He claims to be a person with a low moral bottom line, and he really had some doubts at the beginning, thinking that Chu Ranzhou's black material might really be made by him.

Mainly because he watched replays of his acting in his previous life, that acting was really eye-catching.In order to successfully complete the task, it is difficult to guarantee that he can do everything.

The turning point happened when he watched the edited first episode of the Gongdou drama, which made Jiang Feng realize that if he really wanted to win an award, he didn’t need to discredit Chu Ranzhou at all, he could—

Steal on your own.

What made Jiang Feng confirm this point even more was that one day before, he accidentally chatted with Fei Yu about the so-called "King of Self-Media Rhythm" Wang Jie.

In the video of the last life, everything was pointed at him asking Wang Jie to break the news, and then Wang Jie started the carnival of online exposure with the rhythm of the media.And in Jiang Feng's observation in this life, Wang Jie has indeed done such a thing.

However, Fei Yu gave an unexpected answer:

"Wang Jie? He, he is really excellent in rhythm, and all the hammers he sends out are never adulterated. Otherwise, why do you think so many people believe him."

"If I say, I have been in contact with Wang Jie recently," Jiang Feng asked after thinking for a moment, "What do you think I will contact him for?"

"I don't know where to guess," Fei Yu said bitterly, "You think I'm a fairy."

"You can guess any one."

"You..." Fei Yu pondered for a moment, "Want to disclose it to Chu Ranzhou?"

"kindness?"

"Otherwise, why else? Wang Jie is good at family matters, who is getting back together with whom, and who is breaking up with whom." Fei Yu shrugged, "A lot of people who are not favored by fans and want to make it public will go. Wouldn't it be nice to find him and brush up his blessings on the Internet along the rhythm."

Jiang Feng thought back to Fei Yu's words, and then looked at the black material that Chu Ranzhou was exposed in his previous life.Those gossip news don't need to spend a lot of time to check to know that it is fake. This kind of fake hammer is definitely not written by Wang Jie.

Moreover, the text message Wang Jie sent to him was "Waiting for good news", maybe he really wanted to disclose the relationship when he was looking for the other party.

With the existence of Fei Yu, a PHS in the entertainment circle, it is estimated that Chu Ranzhou would be able to find out who was behind it as soon as the incident happened on Chu Ranzhou's side.

So in the last life, it is likely that he was based on it. If he can't get it this year, he can get it next year, but if he doesn't make it public this year, it is the principle of Shaoxiu's one-year love, and he is preparing to confirm the relationship with Chu Ranzhou.As a result, Chu Ranzhou was suddenly brought into rhythm, and the man behind the scenes was a friend of the other party's side, and by visual inspection it was Luo Fu's thing.

In the previous life, he and Luo Fu had almost no intersection, and it was normal for him to stab Chu Ranzhou in the back by inadvertently.Even in Universal, Jiang Feng couldn't stop others from posting on Weibo, all he could do was make up for it afterwards.

Guessing that he was contacting the team to clean up the crime, Chu Ranzhou called and asked if you did it.

No, Jiang Feng took a deep breath, as long as he thought about the situation a little bit, he would be a little bit better.

In this life, he and Chu Ranzhou never spoke the truth, but in the last life he was an honest person.After pretending to be a good person for a long time, he ended up being treated like this, not to mention Chu Ranzhou's questioning about the scandal, even if the other party asked if you were responsible for the extinction of the dinosaurs.

Jiang Feng felt that with his temper, he dared to recognize it at that time.

10587 had just finished eight hours of customer service work, reluctantly paid the electricity bill for himself, and saw Jiang Feng's body's various values ​​fluttering as soon as he came back.

"Tsk, what's going on," 10587 took out the discounted melon seeds in his pocket, "you're so angry in the morning, you can be content with it, even if you lie down all day, you won't die of hunger, if I don't go out and work hard, I'll shut down tomorrow. "

Without waiting for Jiang Feng to say anything, 10587 continued to sigh on his own, "You didn't see what Chu Ranzhou looked like yesterday, and you were so anxious that you almost took off the car door with your bare hands. According to me, the world is already stable. Let’s just clean it up and end the battle in minutes.”

"Washing white?" Jiang Feng sneered, "I don't clean white, I have nothing to wash."

As he spoke, he went into the system to check his favorability, and it had already reached the position of 80.00% five. 10587 was really right. If he acted coquettishly for a few more days, the world might end.

But... the end?not that simple.Jiang Feng looked at the door, he had some accounts to settle with the man who plotted against Chu Ranzhou behind his back, with Chu Ranzhou...

There are also some accounts to settle.

Before Chu Ranzhou entered the door, he had already predicted what kind of performance Jiang Feng would have.Whether it's aggrieved to admit his mistakes, or showing sympathy with a self-defeating appearance, today he——

All!No!meeting!OK!Association!

Jiang Feng probably guessed something, but he was definitely not sure what was going on on his side.In such an ambiguous situation, the other party dared to make a bloody book for him, and even committed suicide in the car. If he didn't teach the other party a lesson this time, he didn't know what trouble he would cause next time.

As a result, when Chu Ranzhou strode into the ward arrogantly, what he saw was Jiang Feng, who was more righteous than him.

Hiss... What the hell, did suicide give you a sense of pride?

"You, you..." Chu Ranzhou pointed at Jiang Feng, confused by the other party's attitude, and couldn't organize his words for a while.

"Brother Chu," Jiang Feng grabbed his hand, "do you regret saving me?"

"What are you talking about?" Chu Ranzhou said angrily, but he didn't pull his hand back, "Why should I regret it?"

"You shouldn't regret it now." Jiang Feng nodded, "But if I say that there is no other personality at all, naturally there is no such thing as unstable personality. The previous contacts and kisses were purely pure. Wanting to take advantage of Brother Chu, the Jiang Feng you saw from the beginning was me, and the Yu Tong you saw...was me too?"

"Think you can bluff me like this?" Chu Ranzhou smiled nonchalantly, "I had already imagined this possibility before I came in, it's no big deal."

"It's really nothing. After all, all of this can be attributed to the fact that I like you, which is why I put so much effort into it. But... Brother Chu," Jiang Feng pulled him closer, "But why did I frame you? After you, suddenly fell in love with you uncontrollably?"

"If I really like you, why am I telling you this now?"

When Jiang Feng said these words, he said them next to Chu Ranzhou's ear.After speaking, he looked up slightly, sincerely as if he really didn't know the answer to the question.

Chu Ranzhou lowered his head, and the angle of his eyes allowed him to see a little pink mark on Jiang Feng's neck through Jiang Feng's collar, as if he was tempting this person to cover it with his hands, deepening the circle of marks.

"Since you don't like me, let's go back to the road," Chu Ranzhou looked back, "I don't care about the things in the previous life, it's good to pretend that I haven't met before."

"How is it possible, Brother Chu," Jiang Feng said with a slight smile, "I have put in so much thought and effort, but I didn't come here to follow you back."

Jiang Feng fumbled for the phone, tapped the screen a few times, and randomly flipped it over to show him.The above are the various hot searches of the two in recent days. Since that live broadcast, cp fans have grown rapidly like crazy.

"The two of us are already bound. Exposure means traffic, traffic means endorsement, and endorsement means money." Jiang Feng threw the phone aside, "Brother Chu, you may not care about the extra money you make, but your team It’s impossible not to care, after all, no one has trouble with money.”

Chu Ranzhou's expression remained unchanged, but the hand holding Jiang Feng was exerting great strength. Due to the blocked blood flow, Jiang Feng's fingertips were slightly flushed.

But Jiang Feng didn't seem to feel anything about it, "It's useless to blackmail me now, I will drag you into the water together, Brother Chu."

"Brother Chu, everything is the same as in the last life. I was sucked blood by me, and I stepped on my feet. Watching me, I walked to the seat of the film king." Jiang Feng raised his other hand, rubbing the back of Chu Ranzhou's hand, The corner of the mouth raised a beautiful arc, "Now let me ask again, Brother Chu—"

"Do you regret saving me?"

The author has something to say: Jiang Feng: It’s useless to regret now, in the future I will suffer from agoraphobia and you’re not going to coax me.

ps: When it comes to doing things, Jiang Feng is a professional.