On the Possibility of Finding Success in Online Dating

It was the busy time before Chinese New Year again. Cai Ji, who only had a holiday on the 28th of the new year, saw his brother and "sister-in-law" eating warm corn at the school gate and saying hello to him.

For the sake of "sister-in-law"'s very handsome luxury car, Cai Ji decided not to care about the two of them not buying corn for him, and walked towards the luxury car generously, wishing he could kiss her.

The charm of luxury cars is to make Cai Ji, who does not get motion sickness, not get motion sickness.

"No prospect." Zheng Xiyao despises his younger brother who has never seen the world, "I'll take you for a drive around the whole city of B when my brother gets his driver's license!"

Cai Ji was surprised and delighted, and leaned forward to look at Zheng Xiyao with his small head exposed: "Ah? Brother, have you taken the driver's license test? Where did you pass the test? Didn't you pass the test?"

Zheng Xiyao patted Cai Ji's face: "Ha, who do you look down on? Only idiots fail the first grade."

Yu Qi, the driver, said slowly, "I took the exam twice in the first year of my department."

Cai Ji in the back seat was laughing so hard that Yu Qi was worried that the child would pass away without laughing, and it really wasn't worth it.

Zheng Xiyao was heartbroken and complained to Yu Qi: "Mr. Beauty, you don't need to talk at this time. Your current role is the coachman! The coachman! Quiet coachman, quickly jump out of the role of the teacher!"

Teacher Yu Qi's class is very popular, especially after it is changed to every Saturday night, it is not very popular. Two days ago, an advertiser sent a private message, asking if it could be broadcast live.

Teacher Yu's impatient but very careful lecture method, and the mantra "I think you understand so I don't want to say it again", and a sweet boyfriend who is 6 years younger than him, and no matter what the angle of death Famous for her peerless beauty that can be resisted by her appearance.

Especially the last point, it can send Teacher Yu out.

Like last year, the children spent the New Year at Comrade Cai’s house. On the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, classmate Cai Ji came back to live in Lijing Community after school started. Yu Qi was responsible for sending them home, and then went back alone to solve the cleaning that was a few days late.

Because his distinguished brother was showing off his hands that held the Best Newcomer and Best Actor trophies, and even said the words "Ten fingers don't touch Yang Chunshui", which made Yu Qi so angry that he almost swiped his head with a mop superior.

Everyone in the small village was busy celebrating the New Year, and no one came out to set up a stall. Yu Qi drove in smoothly and stopped at the entrance of the village.

After going home for just a few days, Zheng Xiyao and Cai Ji didn't take any luggage. When they got off the car, Cai Ji didn't know where the courage came from. He grabbed the door that hadn't been closed, and grinned at Yu Qi: "How about ... Let's have a meal together."

Yu Qi: "..."

Zheng Xiyao swore that this was the first time he saw a distress signal on Yu Qi's face.

As teacher Yu Qi's good boyfriend, what Zheng Xiyao has to do is to help Yu Qi get out of the "sea of ​​bitterness". He should make a few jokes to fool him, so that Yu Qi, who is not prepared for anything, can go home quickly.

"Brother." Zheng Xiyao looked at Yu Qi, a sly light suddenly flashed in his eyes, "Come together."

Zheng Xiyao saw Yu Qi froze.

……

It was so sudden, Yu Qi didn't prepare anything, and he didn't have any gifts. For the New Year's Eve, this small village didn't even have a place to sell New Year's goods or fruits. He visited people with empty hands and two empty arms.

Extremely embarrassing.

Fortunately, both Lao Cai and Chen Tian were enthusiastic. Even Lao Cai, a slightly conservative comrade, tried his best to greet his godson's boyfriend with the biggest smile and the fullest state.

Girl Chen Tian was surprised that Yaoyao brought her boyfriend back so suddenly without saying hello, they didn't prepare anything, they didn't even set up the fruit plate, so they couldn't entertain him.

Lao Cai more or less couldn't accept the fact that his godson liked men, and he liked it when he liked it. He gritted his teeth and could turn a blind eye, but he turned out to be this big, bigger than his godson Before the age of 6, you can hold two gold bricks.

But the godsons have been brought back home, and they can't drive them away with a broom, which is out of style.

Not only Lao Cai felt awkward, but Yu Qi also felt restless.

Zheng Xiyao sat down next to Yu Qi again, with his thigh tightly pressed against Yu Qi's, and his index finger hooked Yu Qi's little finger, and said in a low voice: "I usually see that you are doing everything with ease, don't you Are you nervous right now?"

In front of his parents, Yu Qi didn't dare to be too upright, but just followed Zheng Xiyao and hooked up with him, saying, "I only have one experience with your parents, and you didn't tell me beforehand, so of course I was nervous."

"It's okay." Zheng Xiyao felt that he was really brave now, and dared to unilaterally talk to Yu Qi at Lao Cai's house, "Lao Cai and Auntie are very enthusiastic, you are so docile, they I must like you. And my aunt knew about it a long time ago, and praised you for being good-looking."

Yu Qi sighed, and when he saw the two parents from the corner of the eye, he subconsciously sat upright, and lowered the volume of his conversation with Zheng Xiyao: "Don't lower my nervousness, I'm afraid I might say the wrong thing later."

The appearance of the beautiful teacher is quite different from before. Now that the milky sweet milky person has become a 24-year-old big brother, Zheng Xiyao suddenly understands why Yu Qi likes to tease himself every time.

Kind of cute.

In order to alleviate this embarrassment, Comrade Lao Cai, a person who doesn't drink much, specially took out the second bottle of wine that he has treasured for many years. Yu Qi, who wanted to refuse, listened to how Comrade Lao Cai praised this bottle of wine, and quickly withdrew his outstretched hand. And obediently handed over the wine glass.

"Hey!" Zheng Xiyao grabbed Yu Qi's wrist and reminded him in a low voice, "You still want to drink and drive? You can't drink."

Cai Ji also pulled Lao Cai: "Don't drink, Dad, Mr. Yu is driving the car, why will he go back later?"

Lao Cai also didn't think about it. When he saw the wine glass stretched out, he wanted to fill it up. He immediately opened the wine bottle with great boldness, and blurted out: "What are you afraid of! Let's stop here today! Let the two brothers squeeze!"

After finishing speaking, Lao Cai himself was also stunned.

He actually didn't want to keep customers, he was not ready for the next day when he saw a man he didn't know at home, and this man was still his son's boyfriend.But when the words came out, the water that was thrown out, the repentant words were too much like he was joking with a junior.

In the wine table culture, if the elders say something, the younger generation has to say a few words even if they don't want to.

The reconciliation on this table is a direct agreement.

Yu Qi swallowed, looked at the full glass of white wine, and thought about how to get out of the body.After pondering for a few seconds, there was no result, so he just swallowed his mouthful, and smiled politely: "I came here uninvited, and I didn't prepare anything. I'm rude to you two, and I'll punish myself with three cups first."

The result of self-punishment three cups is drinking too much.

When Zheng Xiyao helped Yu Qi back to the house, he was still sighing that it was fortunate that Yu Qi's wine was good.

These two fucking people drank three bottles straight, and each of them had to drink it down.

In order to be a well-behaved and sensible person, Yu Qi didn't even turn on the volume of the phone, which was buzzing non-stop and still vibrating. The vibrating Yu Qi was uncomfortable, and he was about to throw the phone away.

Zheng Xiyao hurriedly snatched the phone from him and answered his brother's call.

"Hello? Where did you die? You haven't come home yet."

Today's brother is still as irritable as ever.

"Hello?" Zheng Xiyao covered his mouth and said in a low voice, "Brother, I'm Zheng Xiyao, Yu Qi...he drank too much with my dad, let him sleep at my house tonight?"

Zhong Yu over there was silent for a while, then popped out "I/fuck", and muttered to himself: "That's pretty fierce, I haven't seen him drink too much... okay, then trouble Don't let him drive tomorrow, I'll call the driver."

After hanging up the phone, Zheng Xiyao who turned his head suddenly found that Yu Qi, who was supposed to be drunk, opened his eyes at some point and was lying on the bed with his face propped up.

"Tsk hiss..."

Zheng Xiyao took a breath.

Who the hell is this flirtatious little girl seducing?

Still laughing, laughing so fucking flatteringly.

evildoer.

"Kids~"

Even if the drunken beauty teacher is tongue-in-cheek, it's not obvious, but the ending sound is elongated. I don't know if it's a deliberate pick up. It's the ultimate invincible charm.

Was he the reincarnation of a fucking vixen in his previous life?

Fuck!

This time the children called, and the flag was raised directly for the children.

The beauty reincarnated from a fox was pulling her collar, revealing the not-so-fresh tooth marks from being bitten a few days ago, and her sexy collarbone, and even fucking licking her lips.

"Hot~"

The beauty smiles and kills people.

Yu Qi drank too much and didn't stand on his head, his face was still pale enough to reflect the light, but his eyes were not the calm teacher Yu, but a beautiful woman who could play with the princes.

"I really..."

Fuck.

Zheng Xiyao gritted his teeth, thinking that the place was not suitable, the time was not suitable, and the state of the person was not suitable, so he had to sit on the ground and become a Buddha on the spot for what he wanted.As a result, the beauty who lit fire everywhere without knowing it sat up, pulled Zheng Xiyao's wrist and still dawdled on it, brought him into her arms, rested her head on Zheng Xiyao's shoulder, and rubbed his chin.

"Baby~"

Become your mother's Buddha, Zheng Xiyao thought, the string in his head broke with a "bang".

Then it all broke.

……

The first thing Yu Qi did when he sobered up the next day was to hit his head against the wall and doubt his life.

Zheng Xiyao saw this picture as soon as he entered the door: "..."

Hearing the sound of the door opening, Yu Qi turned his head, and a person who was not crying but had red eyes stared at a person who had been crying for most of the night and had red eyes for a long time, blushing inexplicably.

"Don't stop me from swearing." Zheng Xiyao's voice was hoarse, and there were blood scabs on the corner of his mouth, "I must scold you, you fucking... is the vixen reincarnated? You are not allowed to drink when you go out in the future! Do you know! "

The fragmented vixen blinked, feeling a little aggrieved, which made Zheng Xiyao a little embarrassed.

"Yesterday..." Yu Qi coughed dryly, and the quilt wrapped around his body slipped off his shoulders, revealing a fresh tooth mark, "What are you doing?"

Zheng Xiyao squinted his eyes, climbed onto the bed without changing his face, unbuttoned the first button, and lay down like Yu Qi yesterday, looking for his feelings, and when he opened his eyes, it was the beauty of Yu Qi who captured his soul.

"Little friend~hot~baby~don't cover your mouth~you kiss me~kiss..."

Yu Qi covered Zheng Xiyao's mouth with his hand.

Regardless of this, Zheng Xiyao took Yu Qi's hand away, and added a fatal sentence: "You can be as drunk as I was that time, and you have to be more professional than me. Do you know what my major is? ?Hey, do you remember how many times we did it last night?"

Zheng Xiyao felt that their roles seemed to be switched.

But he enjoyed it quite a bit.

Yu Qi remained silent until he got dressed and returned the message to his brother before he was caught off guard and started to fight against Daye: "I think you probably don't remember either."

Zheng Xiyao: "..."

Yu Qi went on to say: "A slap can't make a sound. You are bewitched by me, which only shows that your concentration is not good, and I only treat you like this. I used to drink too much and I fell asleep directly. Are you treating me? What did you do? Otherwise, I wouldn't wake up suddenly."

Zheng Xiyao, who was inexplicably blamed: "..."

"You are really too much." Zheng Xiyao snorted, stretched out his hand and pulled Yu Qi back who was about to get up, turned over and rode on him, "You are a vixen, do you know that you are arrogant? Brother, I am in a good mood today, so I don't care about you. , next time I will accept you directly!"

Yu Qi hasn't quite come out of yesterday's state, and there is still such a temptation when he laughs.

He lowered Zheng Xiyao's head and kissed him, saying, "Brother, you have already accepted me."

The strings in Zheng Xiyao's mind broke again.

Yu Qi pinched the back of his neck, his tone was frivolous, but it was not as flattering as yesterday, on the contrary, he had a soft and sticky feeling, which made the kid surnamed Zheng a little distracted.

"Brother." Yu Qi called him, "You're hard."

Zheng Xiyao: "..."

What should I do if my boyfriend rank is too high?

……

It is customary for Lao Cai and Ms. Chen to visit relatives on the [-]th day, and they will spend most of the day after leaving, leaving the two children Zheng Xiyao and Cai Ji at home to eat melon seeds.

Cai Ji started a live broadcast to do his homework, saying that if he finished his homework before three o'clock, he would go and kill Willful and Happy, and if he couldn't finish it, he would ask Brother Xiguan to help with it.

When the hour hand reached 3, there was a terrific breeze, weeping ghosts and gods, and crying for help in the Xiguan live broadcast room.

"Brother—help—I can't finish my homework—"

Zheng Xiyao walked into Cai Ji's room after eating a half-plum plum, looked through Cai Ji's remaining homework, and resolutely threw the paper back on the table, and it was decisive to refuse.

"Do not."

Cai Ji, who was rejected by Brother Yao for the first time, felt that the sky was about to collapse, so he hugged Zheng Xiyao's waist without hesitation, and almost cried: "Why, brother? Abandoning me on such an auspicious day? Ah——the laws of heaven are unfair! Chinese cabbage——the yellow earth—”

"Stop, stop, stop." Zheng Xiyao learned from Yu Qi, and he is fast, accurate and energetic when covering people's mouths, "To be honest, my homework is three times as much as yours. It's no exaggeration. We just practice in one book The book is so thick, there is no answer yet."

Cai Ji looked at the thickness of Zheng Xiyao's gestures, and felt that the homework of No. [-] Middle School this year might be because they wanted them to ascend to heaven.

The Happy Shuangtu plan fell through, and Cai Ji continued to cry and do homework in the live broadcast room.

Before returning to the house, Zheng Xiyao grabbed another handful of plums, and when he sat down in front of the computer, the audience in the live broadcast room found that Guan Shen had twice as many plums.

[Ha ha ha ha this time doubled! 】

【Is Guan Shen still not doing homework? 】

【Just here, may I ask if this is Guan Shen himself? 】

[Yes, the genuine version is Guanshen, the old and the old are not deceived, and the fake one pays ten]

[Wow! ! ! ! ! !This is too handsome! ! ! ! 】

Zheng Xiyao answered the barrage asking whether to write homework, and the mouse was still refreshing the Weibo interface.

【Why does Guan Shen keep refreshing Weibo? 】

"Hmm... wait for the beauty teacher to start the broadcast..." Before the words finished, the live broadcast of [Mango Flavored Ice Bing] was refreshed on Weibo. Zheng Xiyao was like grabbing a red envelope, with fast hands, and gloriously became the first! user, "Hey, it's pretty punctual."