On the Possibility of Finding Success in Online Dating

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[Guan Shen is also a teacher Yu fan? ? ! ! ! ! ! 】

[Ah, ah, ah, I actually watched Teacher Yu's live broadcast in Guan Shen's live broadcast room! 】

[? ? ? ?Why does Guan Shen know that Mr. Yu will start broadcasting at this time? 】

Zheng Xiyao adjusted the live broadcast screen to the maximum, typed "No. [-]" in the input box, and couldn't help laughing when Yu Jinian heard "I see, I see, Chao Tianjiao'er is the first".

After laughing, I remembered to reply to the barrage.

"Oh, there's no reason, because Teacher Yu is my boyfriend. On the 28th, my father and I were drunk and dreamed, and fell asleep for another day yesterday."

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【real or fake? ? ? ? ? 】

[Congratulations, congratulations]

Zheng Xiyao said again: "No need to congratulate, after all, we will be a year old in a few days, and your teacher Yu still owes me a New Year's Eve dinner."

[? ? ?Do you still owe the New Year's Eve dinner? 】

"Yes, last year I was so stupid that I let Mr. Yu dove on his birthday. Mr. Yu remembered me. During the Chinese New Year last year, he kept giving me dumplings stuffed with carrots and eggs. He knew that I didn't like carrots. I I suspect that he made it for me on purpose, there is no egg in the dumpling at all!"

[Hahahahahahahaha so cute]

【Laughing to death hahahahahahahahahaha】

[Who made you miss someone's birthday! 】

[What about this year?How to make up for Teacher Yu's birthday this year? 】

"This year? Huh~" When Zheng Xiyao mentioned this, he instantly trembled, with that proud little expression, "Last year he said that the cake I made was unpalatable, but this year I made him the most delicious cake in the world. He They were all moved to tears!"

As soon as the words fell, and the barrage was still flashing crazy question marks, Teacher Yu, who was watching the live broadcast, got the news from nowhere, and stopped the lecture content and practical experiments. Looking at the camera, his disgusted expression almost overflowed the screen.

"Little friend, I hope you can be a little self-aware. You feel your conscience and say, was the cake last year made with unexpired cream? Then let me eat the older one. You made a bigger one this year. It’s still sour, did you pour yogurt into the cream, or stir something sour, I’ll take you to a restaurant for your birthday, and you invite me to eat this? This? I still fried the dish.”

This cry is extremely sincere and extremely wronged, and the people in the live broadcast room on both sides were moved and cried.

[Shut up and be yourself!Can you give our Teacher Yu something to eat! 】

Zheng Xiyao felt that it might snow today, although it would snow in nine out of ten winters, but this snow fell for him, the snow of grievance!Why isn't today June!

Zheng Xiyao was typing in Yu Qi's live broadcast room.

[Chaotianjiao]: You fox reincarnated old goblin actually sneaked a look at me!Do you want to be shameless?

Yu Qili said bluntly: "I see why you are so shameless? I have been watching it for a year and a half. Also, I think you may be arrogant just because you are at home. Don't forget that you have to go home."

Zheng Xiyao thought it over and felt that this made sense.

[Chaotianjiao]: As soon as you withdraw a message

【Chaotianjiao】: Already

[Chaotianjiao]: ...

[Chaotianjiao]: Wrong, brother, let me live, I haven't finished my homework yet

Both studios burst out laughing, laughing "hahaha" all over the screen, and Yu Qi was also laughing, going out to grab a handful of pistachios before coming back when he couldn't bear it.The effect of this live broadcast was so good that it made Chaotianjiao kid so good that it became a hot search.

Although they didn't show their faces, Liang Qian and Ke Ke, who knew the inside story, still laughed wildly in the group. The most devilish one was Liu Fengye. This bastard actually took a screenshot and said "hahaha", which made Liu Fengye blackmailed by Zhao Tianjiao. .

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On the fourth day of the Lunar New Year, the third year of high school started, and Lao Cai returned to work. Although Ms. Chen Tian did not teach the third year of high school, she had to go back to school for meetings, listen to the leader's talk about the new teaching plan, and so on.

Yu Qi picked up Cai Ji and Zheng Xiyao from the village, sent Cai Ji to school and took Zheng Xiyao home.

When he returned to the car, Yu Qi took out a thick red envelope from his pocket and gave it to Zheng Xiyao, saying, "My brother gave it to you. I wish you a happy new year."

Zheng Xiyao opened the red envelope and roughly counted it, said "Brother is big" and put it in the pocket of the down jacket with a small corner showing. If Yu Qi was walking on the street, he would be worried that he would be robbed.

Zheng Xiyao started school on the eighth day of junior high school, and could still catch up with Mr. Yu's online class before school.

"Hmm... Hello everyone, I'm your teacher Yu's little boyfriend. Teacher Yu is cleaning the dishes and mopping the floor. I'm here to broadcast, although I don't know how it all works."

As he said that, Zheng Xiyao suddenly saw Yu Qi's cell phone light up, and it was Cui Ruxu's news.

"Brother—Brother Xu Xian told you to go to work!"

Yu Qi rubbed his hands suspiciously and walked into the bedroom, read Cui Ruxu's news over and over again, and finally asked Zheng Xiyao: "Did you start school only on the eighth day of junior high?"

Zheng Xiyao nodded.

Yu Qi rubbed Zheng Xiyao's head and said, "Help me back."

Having been in love together for a year, Zheng Xiyao already knows what kind of news he wants to help Yu Qi reply, and he is even more proficient in how to reply Cui Ruxu.

Mango-flavored crushed ice: When will Yaoyao start school and when will I go back to work?

Mango-flavored crushed ice: I am an ordinary employee now, and I should enjoy the employee's holiday rights

Cui Ruxu: ...

The level of help to reply is too high, Cui Ruxu can't tell which sentence is Yu Qi and which is Zheng Xiyao, so he has to think that Yu Qi is talking, but he doesn't want to swear in front of the children, so he has no choice but to Reply to the ellipsis uniformly, hoping that Yu Qi can understand his dissatisfaction.

Of course Yu Qi didn't want to understand, and he didn't want to take a second look. He drank the water from Zheng Xiyao's hand and continued to wash the pot, and Zheng Xiyao continued to broadcast.

"Ah? No, I'm not good-looking. I'm not good-looking. If I want to be good-looking, wouldn't I show my face sooner? No, I'm not good at studying either. I'm very bad at studying. I just eat soft food at Teacher Yu's house."

Yu Qi, who happened to have splashed a basin of water in the bedroom, couldn't help laughing when he heard this sentence: "Not good at studying? You really laughed me to death."

[Farting you]: The first grade school grass, look at my ID, does your conscience hurt?

There was a moment of restlessness in the live broadcast room, and Zheng Xiyao knew who this person who was so determined to pull him off the horse was at a guess. It was too much, and after a year, he was floating in the sky.

So the kind classmate Zheng Xiyao decided to pull down a certain classmate who was floating in the sky: "A certain classmate, please shut up your mouth, or believe it or not, I will go on a date every day at noon and won't give you a little trouble?"

【You are farting】: You are ruthless

In Zheng Xiyao's opinion, this little interaction is actually nothing, but he just doesn't understand why the barrage exploded, and he screamed wildly, and he didn't know what it was called.

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Zheng Xiyao's plan was pretty good. He thought that during the winter vacation he would at least take the second exam. He didn't expect that he would have to wait after the first exam. In the blink of an eye, it would be the eighth day. The poor sophomore was forced to stay at home to do homework, and he was not even allowed to go to Teacher Yu's studio for dinner.

The exasperated teacher Yu also sent a video.

Basically, Zheng Xiyao, who has been doing homework all day, has to fix dinner and strawberry meals by himself.After all, it was another art exam season, and Uncle Zhong and Aunt Yu went to the art exam room again.

There are still dumplings made during the Chinese New Year in the refrigerator. It is a good choice to cook a few to fill your stomach.

Yu Qi said that there was still about an hour to finish, and he would definitely be home before 9 o'clock at the latest, and asked if he needed to bring supper back.Zheng Xiyao never eats after 9:[-] p.m., and resolutely refuses Yu Qi who is handing out menus.

He posted it all the time, and even took photos, which was too much.

There was still a lot of homework left, and Liang Qian and Liu Yuzhu complained about the excessive amount of homework in the group. Aite Zheng Xiyao kept asking him if he had finished his homework, and then asked if he wanted to learn from each other.

The strawberry flavor is much cuter: Oh, I wrote this, wait for me to take pictures for you

Liang Qian: Great my day!What do you have left to write?I'll see if I wrote it or not

Strawberry flavor is so cute: Political Xiao Huang

Liang Qian: ...

Liang Qian: Oh, I didn’t write either.

Ran Tang: I wrote it, and I will send it to you

Strawberry flavor is much cuter: just choose, and the big problem is a routine

Liu Yuzhu: I ask Xiao Huang from history, I can exchange the natural benefits of Chinese, and I can also practice classical Chinese

Liang Qian: I wrote it, I wrote it!Let me do this!

Ran Tang: Zheng Xiyao, have you finished both math and English?

The strawberry flavor is so cute: yes, wait, I will take a picture now

Ke Ke: Oh, science students are not worthy of joining the group chat

This time, Ran Tang performed exceptionally well in the final exam, and he was one point behind Zheng Xiyao. He was praised by the teachers repeatedly, and Liu Yuzhu also sat firmly in the third place as before. His grades did not improve much, and he would easily be missed by the students behind him. Overtake it.Liang Qian, on the other hand, went straight from 35th to 14th, and the whole class looked at him differently.

The first thing Liang Qian did after receiving the report card was to go to Zheng Xiyao to thank God.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo This report card should be collected and framed!"

Zheng Xiyao, who made a wrong choice, looked at Liang Qian dumbfounded, and for a moment saw Cai Ji's shadow on Liang Qian.Zheng Xiyao also looked like this when he pushed Cai Ji to finish the 1500-meter long-distance race that he was forced to sign up for.

After the pictures swiped for a while, Ke Ke suddenly suggested whether everyone should have a dinner together tomorrow.

Ran Tang: Is it convenient?Zheng Xiyao seems far away from the school

The strawberry flavor is much cuter: it’s okay, anyway, Teacher Yu’s studio is nearby

Ke Ke: Drag it away, drag it away, this man will feel uncomfortable if he doesn't show his affection all day long

Strawberry flavor is much cuter: Heh, I have a boyfriend, I am happy to show off

Liu Yuzhu: By the way, I have always been curious, why does Teacher Yu call you Little Pepper?And your trumpet, what is Chaotianjiao?

Strawberry flavor is so cute: Chaotian pepper is a kind of pepper...

Liu Yuzhu: ...

Liang Qian: Brother Yao, do you think we are all fools?

The strawberry flavor is so cute:...

The strawberry flavor is much cuter: because one day I drank too much, I dragged him to drink crazy, and even bit him, he hated me

Ke Ke: ...

Ke Ke: The Sour Smell of Love

Teacher Yu came home very punctually, opening the door at 9 o'clock on time.

And Zheng Xiyao is still doing homework.

"Haven't finished writing yet?" Yu Qi was so startled that he thought he was dreaming, "Have you been writing all day, baby? Take a break and come back tomorrow... If I read correctly, you seem to be... copying your homework."

The kid who was caught on the spot didn't feel guilty at all, and even flipped the page and changed the picture openly.

"This is not copying." Zheng Xiyao explained solemnly, "This is called borrowing."

Yu Qi clasped his hands on his shoulders, with a bright look of "I'll just watch you make it up", which made Zheng Xiyao push his glasses a little guilty: "Okay, I'm just copying. I can't do without copying, there are too many, You see, I still have a book of Chinese, which means that the sky is going to kill me."

Yu Qi was silent for a few seconds, feeling as if he was implying something to himself.

So he tentatively asked: "Then...do you want me to write it for you?"

"Yes!" Zheng Xiyao's eyes lit up, "Here, I specialize in classical Chinese, and I'll send you the answer later."

Yu Qi looked at the densely opened exercise book in his hand, interspersed with a few unfamiliar Chinese characters, and had the illusion of falling into a wolf's den.

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The dinner party was really picked up by Mr. Yu.

Early in the morning, at noon, he sent Zheng Xiyao to the studio, and of course he brought with him unfinished homework.

Xiao Qing was stunned, he had never seen a 25-year-old man who had left high school for an unknown number of years help a 19-year-old sophomore with homework.

Cui Ruxu was a novelty, so he walked around the office on the second floor from time to time, watching Mr. Yu sitting in the boss's seat and writing the homework of the sophomore students.To be honest, this scene was so funny that Cui Ruxu even forgot to blame Yu Qi for not listening to the boss.

Chen Jiamu also felt strange, and ran to the second floor from time to time, and tried to translate a sentence that was difficult to translate with his high school knowledge that he hadn't forgotten. .

There is only one sister, Yue Xiyan, who hurriedly opened a room with a man who had just met for less than an hour last night, and she hasn't come back until now. If they didn't get a response from the call, they were all worried about whether Yue Xiyan was killed Kidnapped.

"It's not like my sister's style." Zheng Xiyao said, stuffing half of a small orange into Yu Qi's mouth, "I feel that sister Yue is a very cautious type, why is she so sloppy this time."

Yu Qi shook his head, relaxed his sore wrist from writing, and said: "I don't know, she used to be among thousands of flowers without even a single leaf sticking to her body, who knows why this time... If that man is It’s okay to be serious, if he cheats on Yue Xiyan’s feelings, I have to let him know that there is someone behind Yue Xiyan.”

When he was talking, he was still playing with the horizontal line and copying the answer. When he was not careful, he wrote a wrong word, crossed it twice and continued writing.

Zheng Xiyao thinks that Yu Qi looks extremely handsome, even more handsome than when he suddenly appeared in front of him that day, which may be the reason why his handsome standards are always changing in his heart. The look of strength.