On the Possibility of Finding Success in Online Dating

While waiting for the plane in the terminal, Zheng Xiyao found that the hot search on the forum had become "Hexi".

There are two love hearts on one left and one right, which is extremely weird.

When the topic was touched, the first thing to bear the brunt was Qingfeng's heartbroken apology.

[Qingfeng]: Brother, I was wrong! ! ! ! ! ! !

With question marks all over Zheng Xiyao's head, he turned his head to look at Cai Ji who was sleeping soundly on the U-shaped pillow next to him, and thought to himself, what did he do to apologize to me again?

Scrolling down, I saw the post-match screenshots sent by fans who accidentally matched Xiguan, Renyi and Yanghe yesterday afternoon.

What the hell?

They flew at 14:55, got up at 10:[-] in the morning and came to the airport after being bored and having a full meal.After sitting down, Cai Ji made up the money, and Zheng Xiyao was not sleepy, so he just watched Weibo and forums.

Now at 12 o'clock, Zheng Xiyao stretched his waist, opened "Escape" and prepared to rank.

Wayward is still on the plane, what's up with the double row teammates, he can only be a lone wolf.

The qualifying game went fairly smoothly. Zheng Xiyao specially chose a rescue role to carry the audience, and his teammates were also surprisingly strong. Every game started with a draw, with either three outs or four outs, steadily increasing points.

……

It was already evening when they got home, and Ms. Chen Tian prepared a meal and waited for them to come back. After asking a few words about how the game was going, she took Cai Ji's suitcase and helped him take out all the things inside.

There were a few scattered souvenirs inside. Ms. Chen Tian looked around and put them in the glass cabinet next to the TV. There were souvenirs bought by Cai Ji after going to various places for competitions.

Today we are cooking beef stew with potatoes, and Ms. Chen cooks it herself.

Comrade Cai suddenly asked: "Where are you going for this competition?"

Cai Ji said: "It's here with us, at the playground on Jianshe Road. This time it's the same as the one last summer. It's only one day, and the hotel has been booked for three days. How about you go together?"

"What are we going to do?" Lao Cai laughed, "You guys, I'm not going to be stimulated!"

Ms. Chen Tian scooped up a spoonful of beef for Zheng Xiyao and asked, "Where is Yaoyao? Do you want to go too?"

Zheng Xiyao took the bowl over to pick it up, nodded and said, "Go play for a few days, it's boring to stay at home anyway."

This is an unexpected answer. When Cai Ji invited Zheng Xiyao to the winter competition last year, Zheng Xiyao almost quarreled with Cai Ji. In the end, he stayed at home and watched the live broadcast every day. Ms. Chen secretly cheered for Cai Ji.

When washing the dishes after eating, Cai Ji said: "Brother, you can broadcast live at night, tell me about you, it's been almost a month, and it's going to be broadcast twice, what's the matter?"

Zheng Xiyao asked him: "Are you not going live tonight?"

"Show it!" Cai Ji said, "I still have to practice. There are still five days until the competition. Hurry up, hurry up."

Zheng Xiyao, who didn't have a team and didn't participate in the competition, couldn't understand Cai Ji's nervousness, so he casually comforted him with a few words of meaning and went back to his room to start the broadcast.

When the computer was turned on, the phone's notification sounded, Zheng Xiyao came over and sat down with his beloved pink thermos, turned on the phone and saw that it was Yu Qi.

It was a bit unexpected.

The two of them didn't chat a lot. Since the old man Zhang's incident was over last time, they had only talked at most three or four times in the past month. The content of each chat was extremely short and very boring.

Yu Qi: Going on a trip, kid? More than 2 steps.

Yao.: That’s right, isn’t this graduation? Graduation tour

Yu Qi: Where did you go for fun?

Yao.: Not far, just in N city, just arrived home today

Yu Qi: City N, my brother and I also went to play once, it was quite fun

Every time it is a conversation like this, it is extremely boring, and people don't know how to continue.

Yu Qi: By the way, kid, I’m back in China

Yao.:? ? ?

Yao.: Really or not?

Yao.: When?

Yu Qi: What happened today, I just got off the plane

Yao.: Why did you come back suddenly?When are you going home?

Yu Qi: I can't continue working with the idiot boss, so I resigned. It happens that my brother is short of manpower, so help him out.

Yu Qi: Go home in September

Yao.: That’s just right, I’ll be home in September too, don’t forget to owe me a meal!

Yu Qi: Remember, I will never forget you

a little happy.

Zheng Xiyao was quite curious about the neighbor's elder brother. During the last chat, he talked about his work.Yu Qi was doing simultaneous translation, so he followed his idiot boss and was responsible for the translation when he was negotiating cooperation with foreigners.

Zheng Xiyao is envious, thinking that his first dream was to be a translator.

Once when he was a child, his father took him to the playground on vacation, and happened to meet a foreign couple who lost their way. He thought his father was very handsome and chic when he was talking to foreigners very fluently. He hoped that he could become Become a person like Dad who can speak fluently with foreigners.

His father is also very supportive of him, as long as he gets off work on time, he will accompany Zheng Xiyao to practice oral English and learn English.

Without his unlucky stepbrother and stupid stepmother, Zheng Xiyao would not have had a period of being particularly bored with English, and the dream of being a translator would not have been shattered.

In the fourth year of junior high school, Zheng Xiyao thought about regaining this dream, and downloaded a bunch of English-related apps. In the end, only "Xiaoyuedu" was left, and all the other ones were uninstalled.

"Xiaoyue Reading" is still kept on the phone because of the translator named Capricorn.

……

The broadcast of Xiguan was caught off guard, and a large number of fans were confused for a while when they saw the word "Xiguan".

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh】

[The broadcast is on!It's on! ! ! 】

[Years to live, years to live! 】

Zheng Xiyao called his teammates in the duo, and then entered the voice channel of the teammates in the duo before starting to talk to his fans: "Ah, hello everyone, hey? Why did you refuse me because of your willfulness?"

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha let you keep rejecting quicksand! 】

[Quicksand's Revenge! 】

[You have to train for self-willedness! Shut up!He has to practice tacit understanding with his teammates! 】

"Oh yes." Zheng Xiyao scratched his hair, "I forgot that they had to train, alas... Then my number one stable mercenary in history is about to come out of the rivers and lakes again! I played for two hours at noon today, and the score is high. The thief went well."

It did go well.

Fans were also taken aback.

From the first video of Xiguan, he was in duo with Wayward, playing either as a deciphering mechanic, or as a diversionary perfumer, or as an entertainment striker during matchmaking.

During serious ranking, I never saw Xiguan play the rescue position.

【Saving people with full blood again!Awesome! Gods! 】

[Start with a draw, up to four outs! 】

[If Guan Shen wins this game, will he get 90 stars? 】

"That's right." Zheng Xiyao said, "I never noticed... Tsk, it's 8 o'clock."

[What happened at 8 o'clock? 】

Zheng Xiyao sighed, hesitated for a while before clicking on the ranking, and said, "It's 8 o'clock, and Yanghe has also started ranking."

He remembered the tragic experience of kneeling three times in Yanghe's hands.

It's so fucking miserable.

"I've been scared when I saw Yanghe recently. I suspect he's cheating."

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

【Brother Yang was once again so strong that he was suspected of cheating】

[I hope the first train at 8 o'clock will not meet Brother Yang! 】

As soon as the bullet screen floated over, the game interface showed that the match was successful. The avatar at the place of the pursuer and the avatar frame were so familiar that Zheng Xiyao refused to accept the order.

But Zheng Xiyao, who has subconsciously clicked "Prepare": "..."

The barrage laughed like crazy, making Zheng Xiyao want to download it.

There is a familiar person among the teammates who has always played the rescue position. While waiting, he watched Zheng Xiyao's live broadcast twice, and knew that he played the rescue position in solo queue, so he asked: "Close Guan, which one of us will save people?"

After all, Zheng Xiyao is not a professional rescuer. Seeing that he is a professional, he gave up his position and chose his favorite perfumer.

Then he replied: "You save me, I'm not stable."

With 30 seconds left in the preparation time, Zheng Xiyao suddenly canceled the preparation and changed to a prospector.

teammate:? ? ?

Vv Xiguan: Yanghe

Teammate: understand

Xiguan can become a god-level teammate playing as a perfumer, and can also become a god-level support as a prospector. The only difference is that the roles are divided into one high and one low, and he feels distressed if the role of perfumer is divided.

This game was okay, another teammate started to operate it, and only after one machine was turned on did it fall.

It is also safe to save people, no matter how bad it is, it will not be a draw.

I am so happy for Zheng Xiyao.

In the end, I didn't think about it. The last teammate was a bit stupid, and he made a slash, and sent the teammate who had started to operate to the guillotine. The pursuer still had a teleportation, which instantly reversed.

And the fuck passed to Zheng Xiyao's door.

"Fuck me..." Zheng Xiyao sighed, there was nothing behind him, and he couldn't run away.

The miracle appeared at this time.

Zheng Xiyao habitually turned his angle of view, and found that the character of the Red Queen, the pursuer, was standing next to the gate, flicking the knife at the gate, and it didn't seem to be stuck.

The prospector stopped tentatively, and the Red Queen turned around.

The prospector took two steps forward cautiously, and the Red Queen saluted her.

Zheng Xiyao was overjoyed, throwing away the dignity of the emperor without saying a word, dancing a little dance and going to the Red Queen to open the door, and before leaving, he danced a dance for the Red Queen.

[What did I just see? 】

【That... brother Yang who didn't even give him a cellar...is he a god? 】

【Seems to be】

Zheng Xiyao couldn't be happier, and he wasn't in a hurry to make another shot, so he went to have a private chat with Yanghe first.

[Vv Xiguan]: Thank you Brother Yang!

[Vv Xiguan]: A good person lives a safe life

[Vv Yanghe]: You don’t have to be so polite, I happen to be three points short

[Vv Xiguan]: Hundred stars?

[Vv Yanghe]: Yes

Zheng Xiyao was thinking, Yanghe is already a hundred stars, he will not be happy to score points if he hits the pursuer, and if one accidentally overturns the car, he will lose points.

Thinking of this, Zheng Xiyao decisively invited Yanghe to be his teammate.

[Vv Yanghe]:?

Zheng Xiyao thought he was quite interesting, so he only sent this question mark after accepting his invitation.

It was too late to retreat, and of course the teammate who had been abducted with great difficulty could not be easily let go. Zheng Xiyao didn't even think about it, and immediately prepared to start ranking.

Yanghe didn't always fight the pursuers. Sometimes the pursuers who didn't feel good would fight the survivors even after losing a row, and their ranks also rose a lot. At least they wouldn't be unable to match because of the large gap between ranks and Xiguan.

The channel from the last mic connection was still there, and Yanghe was already there when Zheng Xiyao entered.

Yang He asked him, "Why don't you even have a chance to regret it?"

Zheng Xiyao giggled: "My double row teammate is practicing tacit understanding with his teammate in the competition. I am alone, and I finally kidnapped a teammate. How can I just let him go."

Yanghe also laughed: "I'm not good at operation."

Zheng Xiyao said: "It's okay, you just choose a perfumer, the ability to protect yourself is really strong!"

Yang He added: "Perfumers may fall down in seconds."

Zheng Xiyao said: "It's okay, I'm here! If you fall down in seconds, I'll save you!"

……

21:06, the last qualifying session ended.

Zheng Xiyao stretched his waist and asked, "Are you still going to play ranked?"

Yanghe asked him: "What's wrong? Are you going to download the broadcast?"

Zheng Xiyao looked at a few [Don't go! 】【Will you broadcast it for a while】 Such a barrage, smiled: "No, they don't want to tell me to go, so let's play it for a while."

Yang He said, "Then I'll stay with you."

Zheng Xiyao was surprised: "Really? Aren't you still in the ranking?"

Yanghe was helpless: "Did you not watch my news, I have returned to China, and we have the same qualifying time."

Zheng Xiyao really didn't look at it.

Anyway, Hexi's two-person team continued to drive.

Matching is too much entertainment, Zheng Xiyao even took out his little doctor who had never been in the ranking field, and wholeheartedly became a mobile ambulance station.And the matching is not so nervous, the two of them just chat.

When Yanghe talked about Qingfeng's garbage operation, he couldn't help complaining.

Zheng Xiyao laughed while listening, and felt that he had to save his brother's pitiful face after gloating, and made a small explanation: "He is not very good at operating mobile phones."

As he said that, a barrage suddenly entered Zheng Xiyao's eyes.

[Guan Shen, Fengfeng's fans are 50w, why don't you urge him to prepare for 50 questions]

Zheng Xiyao has also watched the videos of other anchors, and knows that these 50 questions are a fan benefit, but he didn't expect his brother to have 50 fans.

"Really? He already has 50w? So much?"

Yang He caught off guard and talked to him: "Who are you mocking?"

Zheng Xiyao was taken aback: "Ah? What's wrong?"

[God off, I beg you to see your fan count!You are all 60w! ! ! ! 】

Zheng Xiyao: "...I suddenly have a bad feeling."

Yanghe asked this question on behalf of his fans: "So when do you plan to make up for the 50 questions you owe fans?"

Zheng Xiyao: "..."

【Choosing a day is worse than bumping into it!How about today! 】

【good idea! ! ! ! 】

This "good idea" was only halfway through, and a string of bullet screens behind it rushed upwards like crazy "噗噐咲", Zheng Xiyao was dazzled by watching, and wanted to take out his glasses and put them on.

"Stop, stop, stop!" Zheng Xiyao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "You...you can go to Yanghe and ask him to choose 50 questions. I'll try to answer them within three hours, okay?"