On the Possibility of Finding Success in Online Dating

"Girlfriend type? This... just look right, there is nothing wrong with it. Why refuse quicksand, I have to concentrate on studying, study makes me happy, okay. Butcher's favorite ranking, see today Yang Gefu mine In terms of face, Brother Yang is number one! My younger brother should condescend to be second. Parents...don’t care if we play games, didn’t I say that I’m good at studying, and my younger brother is of course also good. He’s top ten in grade Ah, us. Why do you still ask boys? I like boys who are as smart and handsome as me. It’s okay. I have considerations for the competition, maybe I will fight. I’m 174 now, and I may have to grow. Women’s clothing? Impossible If you wear women’s clothes, give up. Show your face, if you have 100 followers, you will show it. There is no opportunity, so I saw it, thought it was good, and played it. I have many hobbies, such as studying..."

……

The summer competition was in full swing. From the team meeting to the official competition, Zheng Xiyao watched the whole process as a close bystander.

The first match was the final between Rac and Tr in the winner's group. One hour before the start of the match, Zheng Xiyao was still chatting with the two commentators in the lounge, and the chat was quite enjoyable.

In a blink of an eye, Cai Ji was crying and hugging Zheng Xiyao.

"Brother! I'm nervous!"

Zheng Xiyao patted Cai Ji's head to comfort him: "This is about to play, why are you nervous? Can you make a difference?"

One of the commentators, Tao Li, said: "It's probably because Tr only has Qingfeng as a butcher, unlike Rac who has two, so the pressure will be a bit more."

Zheng Xiyao knew this. He asked Cai Ji this question when he first knew he was playing. At that time, Cai Ji said that the pressure would be a little bit, but it would not hinder his performance.

Looking at it now, this pressure is not called "a little bit", it is clearly full of pressure, Zheng Xiyao feels that Cai Ji was not as nervous as he is now during the high school entrance examination.

Zheng Xiyao suddenly felt a little guilty. Cai Ji was also so nervous last year, so he hid at home to watch the live broadcast and didn't come to accompany him.

"It's okay." Zheng Xiyao said, "Anyway, you guys will definitely win the top three. If you can't win the championship this time, you won't win. In the second half of the year, I will bring another butcher over to support you."

"Really?" Cai Ji looked at Zheng Xiyao suspiciously, "Who are you bringing here?"

Zheng Xiyao just wanted to comfort him, but he didn't really want to buy one and get one free, and he didn't intend to really fulfill his promise, so he opened his mouth and said, "I'll get you whoever you want."

Cai Ji was delighted when he heard it: "I want Yanghe."

Zheng Xiyao waved his hand: "OK!"

In the end, this consolation really worked. They narrowly beat Rac in the final of the winner's group, and at least the second place must be stable.

During the finals of the loser group, the entire Tr team watched the match between Rac and Ve on the big screen, and the passionate voices of the two champions were echoing next to them. Cai Ji found Zheng Xiyao from a corner where he could also see the screen. .

"Why are you here bro?"

"Look at your willfulness." Zheng Xiyao said, "You suffered from him in Bo2, he only plays to save people, if they win, you can consider Ban as a mercenary when you fight Bo4Bo5 , he is not a good forward player. If you really come on the bench, don't be so stubborn, don't hold back the flash. If you don't come on the bench, you should let the willful play the air force. He still prefers fake moves and tricks. You Just pay attention."

Cai Ji's eyes changed when he saw Zheng Xiyao.

When Brother Yao was teaching him his experience, Cai Ji actually saw Zheng Xiyao who was holding a wooden stick when they first met four years ago in Zheng Xiyao who was leaning against the wall with his arms folded. shadow.

Unparalleled hero!

"Brother..." Cai Ji couldn't help himself, "You're so fucking handsome!"

Zheng Xiyao didn't know that Cai Ji thought of the glorious history of the first year of junior high school again, and felt extremely baffled by his sudden adoring tone, and asked, "Are you having a seizure?"

Cai Ji shook his head, he was so moved that he almost shed two tears: "No, Brother Yao, I just think you are awesome."

Zheng Xiyao was completely amused by him, reached out and patted Cai Ji on the shoulder, comfortingly said: "Come on, brother, please go to the skewer after beating."

The result was exactly as Zheng Xiyao said.

Rac guessed that Cai Ji would ban the mercenary, and replaced it with a substitute forward player in Bo4. This round was a draw again, with one win, one loss and two draws for both sides.

In the last decisive game, Tr's score is not as high as Rac's, and the total escape time is also not as good as Rac's, so he can only win.

As a result, the humans had another draw, and all their hopes were pinned on Cai Ji, who at least had to get a triple kill Tr to win.

It's a little difficult, Zheng Xiyao thought.

In the last round, Cai Ji's Red Queen was banned, Nuwa and Spider were also banned, and Cai Ji also joined an air force in addition to the mechanic, prophet and mercenary.If he chooses a safe play, he will use the Ripper or Jigsaw, which is Baoping's choice.

Based on Zheng Xiyao's understanding of Cai Ji, he must give it a go, otherwise he would not let the striker go.

Cai Ji chose a "little liar".

This can actually be regarded as Cai Ji's unique skill. He is not afraid of forwards at all when using this role, but this role is a bit lucky, and it especially depends on the operation.

During the corpse guard, you can win if you can knock down the striker, but you can't win if you let him run away.

Wayward slipped to Zheng Xiyao's side when Bo4 was replaced, and asked, "What do you think? Can your brother win?"

Zheng Xiyao curled her lips: "That's enough."

Willful question: "What's wrong?"

Zheng Xiyao said: "Look, the map of Buzhou Mountain is too big, and the ghost trees are too scattered. And your striker is also awesome, those who are hundreds of thousands of miles away can avoid his will-o'-the-wisps, tsk, It's not easy to play double."

Just like what Zheng Xiyao said, the striker moved too deftly. Although Cai Ji was not deceived by the knife, he couldn't make a double because of the back swing of the empty knife. After the man was rescued, the forward carried a ghost fire He resisted another knife and lost miserably.

The striker's miraculous rescue can be included in the Top list summarized after the game.

Zheng Xiyao said: "It's time for him to practice a new unique skill when he goes back."

Willful question: "Really? What are you practicing?"

Zheng Xiyao kicked him gently, and smiled: "I won't tell you what to practice, anyway, he will definitely practice a new unique skill, and you will know it when you have a friendly match."

Unwilling to give up, he continued to ask: "Then you guess it, anyway, it's going to be a friendly match, let me disclose it in advance."

Zheng Xiyao patted on the capricious shoulder, covered his mouth with his hands pretending to be mysterious, and whispered word by word: "Just, no, sue, sue, you."

It's an honor to lose, that's all I can say.

In the end, it actually lost two points.

Tr got four kills in one hand and gave the opponent 5 points. In that round, Cai Ji only got three kills, which was 2 points short.

At the awards ceremony, Zheng Xiyao watched his brother and his teammates secretly wipe away tears while holding the prize plaque from the stands on the second floor. On a whim, he clicked on the camera of his mobile phone, and even adjusted it to a telephoto lens.

Not only telephoto, but also magnification, which is extremely excessive.

After the show started to end, after Cai Ji and the others arrived at the lounge on the second floor, Zheng Xiyao took Cai Ji's face into consideration and beckoned him over.

Show him the photo of wiping tears enlarged by 5.0 times under the telephoto lens.

The unrivaled hero has become a devil, and Cai Ji has no place to cry.

……

After the game is over, of course it will be the team's dinner party. Liusha has already booked a hot pot restaurant, and waits for the big team to come out of the amusement park with one person and one shared bicycle!

Zheng Xiyao and Cai Ji were at the end of the team, Zheng Xiyao asked him: "Where do you plan to take your team to play tomorrow?"

Cai Ji curled his lips, and said helplessly: "To be honest, brother, I really don't think there is anything interesting about us. We can't go to the movies with a large number of people, right? Or just spend a day in the amusement park? What do you think? ?”

"You do whatever you want." Zheng Xiyao said, "I am the accompanying family member and have no right to make decisions."

Amusement parks are not fun either, Cai Ji doesn't like to play with these things anymore, Quicksand and the others came to City B for the first time, of course Cai Ji had to play with them as a landlord.

Zheng Xiyao is in charge of carrying the bag.

Zheng Xiyao's dizziness was a bit severe, and he was dizzy even turning around on the flat ground, let alone these game facilities.

Cai Ji is also really awesome, he usually vomits when he gets in the car when he gets motion sickness, and he giggles happily when he rides on this kind of thing, and he even said "it's not interesting at all", Zheng Xiyao is also very happy to see him playing.

In the past two years, a haunted house has been opened in this amusement park, but Zheng Xiyao and Cai Ji have never been there.

Haunted house live broadcast, I don't know who has the courage to be the boss.

The staff said that there are "emergency call" buttons on the wall. If you feel really scared or can't get out, just press it, and a staff member will come to take them out.

Before entering, the captain set up a flag, saying that he would never press that button.

Zheng Xiyao ate in silence and looked at Quicksand to brag about how good he was, and even said that he only watched ghost movies as comedies.

Just kidding, the real bosses just smile and don't speak.

Like him.

Zheng Xiyao, how should I put it, it turned out that Cai Ji had said about him, and it seemed that nothing could scare his elder brother Yao, whether it was suddenly jumping out from behind and shouting or watching ghost movies.

It turned out that Cai Ji had dragged Zheng Xiyao to watch "The Grudge", but it was useless, Cai Ji was screaming in fright, Zheng Xiyao ate potato chips expressionlessly, and laughed at Cai Ji's rubbish.

Halfway through the walk, Kaeduo finished eating. Zheng Xiyao looked for trash cans everywhere to throw trash, and finally found one. When the lid of the trash can was lifted, a female ghost covered in red paint came out with an "Ah", Quicksand was so frightened that he threw the phone away.

Zheng Xiyao was extremely speechless about this, and turned around and asked the lady ghost of the trash can: "Excuse me, where can I throw out the trash?"

The young lady has been pretending to be a ghost for so long, and it is probably the first time she has met Zheng Xiyao like this. She was stunned for a long time before she couldn't laugh or cry and stretched out her hand to Zheng Xiyao, saying: "There is no one who throws garbage in the haunted house, just give it to me."

Zheng Xiyao said "oh", and reminded again: "Then sister, be careful not to rub your hands."

Weird sticky.

Asked Cai Ji for a handkerchief, but after wiping it for a long time, he couldn't wipe off the sticky ice cream on his fingers, so he simply rolled the tissue into a ball and put it in his trousers pocket, and suggested, "I said, if you can't walk, Just ask someone to get us out."

They stood in front of the broken wooden door for almost 5 minutes.

"That won't work!" Quicksand yelled the loudest, "If you don't press it, don't press it!"

Zheng Xiyao laughed, and his provocative meaning was particularly obvious: "Then you should go forward, don't be cowardly, Comrade Liusha."

Liusha pursed his lips, trying to refute Zheng Xiyao in a low voice: "Aren't I leaving now? I'm just making mental preparations. This ghost pretender is so fucking realistic!"

Zheng Xiyao muttered in a low voice: "The red paint color is pretty good."

Comrade Maroon next to Zheng Xiyao couldn't help giving a thumbs up to the God of Xiguan: "You are awesome!"

"It's okay." Zheng Xiyao replied politely, and strode forward to snatch the doorknob that was so hot from the quicksand, "Okay, okay, I'll open this door, you should eat it when you open it It's supper."

After finishing speaking, without giving Comrade Liusha any time to prepare in his heart, he let out a "squeak."

About five or six meters behind the wooden door, a group of strangely dressed female ghosts and male ghosts with red paint in different shapes yelled at the person on the other side of the door.

According to the job content, after they finished shouting, they should run over to scare the small team to pieces, and then defeat them one by one.

Who knew there was a big brother who didn't play cards according to common sense on the opposite side.

Zheng Xiyao calmly listened to their screams in unison, didn't even bother to pretend to be frightened, and closed the door with a flick of his hand.

closed...

The "ghosts" on the other side of the door were shocked, and the Tr team on the other side of the door was also shocked.

Captain Liusha looked at Xiguan closing the door and calmly looking for other ways out, as if the radiance of the Virgin was radiating around him, as if he could save all sentient beings, and he was as warm as a chicken.

At this time, the captain secretly made up his mind.

No matter what you say, you have to get Xiguan into their Tr team!

Even if the fat water is killed, it cannot be drained into the fields of outsiders!

With the boss leading the team, the trip to the haunted house became extremely boring, so boring that Quicksand and Maroon both started chatting, and the teammates behind him, Huang Wei and Cai Ji, also started chatting.

Huanwei fully expressed his admiration for the Great God of Xiguan: "Damn it, you are awesome! It's the first time I've seen someone playing in a haunted house like this when I grow up! It's so fucking awesome!"

Although he was already in his twenties, it didn't stop him from adoring the boss of the haunted house in the slightest.

It was also the first time for Cai Ji to play a haunted house with Zheng Xiyao. It turned out that he just knew that Brother Yao was really not afraid of ghost movies. Only after seeing him today did he know that not only is Brother Yao not afraid of ghost movies, he may not be afraid of ghosts!

And there is...

He really wanted to ask Brother Yao, how could he tell that these "ghosts" were not realistic at all!

He looked so realistic that he was going to die. When these "ghosts" ran towards him, he was so scared to death that his legs went limp!

Maybe the boss's eyes are different from their mortals, Cai Ji thought wanting to cry.

During the trip to the haunted house, Team TR's mood was like a roller coaster, with ups and downs.

The bullet screen is especially wonderful.

[Fuck, this is too realistic! ! ! ! ! 】

[I'm almost crying in fright on the screen QAQ]

[I really want to play it too, it's so exciting! 】

[Fuck?Fuck blah blah blah blah! 】

[Fucking off God is awesome! 】

[Hahahahahahahahahahahaha haha!closed!Guan Shen actually closed the door! 】

[Ghost: I will report!This man doesn't follow the routine! 】

[After closing the gods, it looks like a human-shaped ghost exorcist hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha'

Now, the human-shaped ghost exorcist is hungry and is wondering whether to eat pizza or KFC.

And I also searched on Baidu whether the milk tea from Michelle Ice City or Coco is better.

However, in the end, the human-shaped ghost exorcist went to the smoke hotel to buy a bottle of iced Coke, which was still in a can.

[The author has something to say: I really can't think of any way to replace the Survivor's character name, so the Survivor has not been changed.

Butcher's name has been rethought.

Red Queen - Lady Red, Nuwa - Dream Witch, Spider - Spider, "Little Liar" - Crybaby, Jigsaw - Clown, Ripper - Jack

The map is also new.

Buzhou Mountain is equivalent to Hujing Village]