On the Possibility of Finding Success in Online Dating

Zheng Xiyao was forced to put on the cherry blossom pink half-sleeve sweater.

Zheng's heart is very complicated.

The amateur collaborator also continued to point and point: "Change a pair of pants, any pair, don't be sweatpants, hey, take them off, and put a white long-sleeved one inside, it's warmer."

Zheng Xiyao, who had recovered from a "serious illness", couldn't beat Yu Qi, so he had to be obedient.

The visual effect is very good. Boys of this age don't feel feminine when they wear pink clothes. On the contrary, they have a sense of youthful vitality and a youthful atmosphere.

"You can wear this to class tomorrow." Yu Qi took a photo of Zheng Xiyao in front of him, the one without the sound of the shutter, "Looks good, there will probably be a group of girls around you to give you love Confession."

Zheng Xiyao rolled his eyes, pursed his lips and said in disgust, "I don't, and I don't need it either."

Yu Qi ignored his words and continued to point out: "Let me take a look at your coat, don't wear a black coat, do you have... Tsk, why do you have so few coats? How about you wear one for me?"

Zheng Xiyao was putting on a pink sweater over the white long sleeves. Hearing this, he was a little puzzled and asked, "What's the matter? The pink one doesn't look bad with the black coat, does it?"

"It's not ugly." Yu Qi looked Zheng Xiyao up and down, and said, "I don't really want you to wear black all the time. Since we met in the past three months, I haven't seen you wearing anything other than black." clothing."

"No." Zheng Xiyao casually picked up a black denim jacket that he hadn't worn much, put it on, and said, "I seem to have worn blue clothes once... Oh, you are on a business trip."

Tall and handsome boys with white skin actually look good in anything, but Yu Qi somehow feels that Zheng Xiyao always wears black, giving people a feeling of "don't get close to strangers".He didn't feel this way when he was wearing pink, but it was covered with a black coat, which wrapped the hard-won softness under the coldness.

Being able to promise Yu Qi to wear pink was already the biggest concession Zheng Xiyao made. Unexpectedly, before leaving the next afternoon, Yu Qi would drag Zheng Xiyao back to his house. Zheng Xiyao changed into a white coat.

It looks too sunny.

Just like what Yu Qi thought, some girls really came to talk to Zheng Xiyao deliberately. Although the way of talking was very unprofessional and old-fashioned, Yu Qi's expression was very satisfied.

The child's annoyed but embarrassed expression is really fun.

Ran Tang also came to deliver homework to Zheng Xiyao.

"Then I took a picture of the newly taken notes for you yesterday. You can ask me if there is anything you don't understand. This is our paper. The teacher said that you can hand it in one day later..."

When Ran Tang spoke, his eyes kept glancing at Zheng Xiyao, looking at his face for a while, and then at the white coat and pink sweater on his body, and after walking around for a long time, he asked in a low voice, "Are you all right?"

"Ah?" Zheng Xiyao suddenly raised his head and said, "Oh, it's okay, it's just a hypoglycemia collapse, it's nothing serious."

Ran Tang actually wanted to say, "You look good dressed like this", but she was too embarrassed to say it, and felt that it was too much like an intentional strike-up. After all... After all, Zheng Xiyao looks good in anything, but wearing warm-colored clothes is more... ...it looks a little better!

Yu Qi didn't dare to guess the little girl's mind, but most of them could see something in her eyes.

After the devil class in the first session, more than half of the students who came to listen to the choreography and directing class really fell. The second half of the classroom that was almost overcrowded is now empty, with less than 20 people left.

This is less than 20 miles, and a small part has to be walked on the day of tuition payment.

Xiao Qing played another short video, taking advantage of this time to get water next to Yu Qi, only to hear their classmate Xiao Yu chatting with him as if molesting a pure boy.

"I counted for you, plus the classmate who sent homework, there are basically 25 people who came to see you, and 18 of them are from other majors. Are you honored, kid?"

The innocent little boy was probably a little annoyed, and he glanced back at Yu Qi's words with his small eyes: "I also counted for you, and about 25 of these 15 are looking at you in the name of looking at me, are you honored?" Teacher Yu?"

Xiao Qing: ...

Fart, this pure little boy is not annoying at all!

Yu Qi said "Hey", patted Zheng Xiyao on the head with a smile, and said, "It's not big or small, if you really like the profession of teacher so much, I will help you open a small tutoring class, so that you can enjoy it every day." The joy of being a teacher."

Zheng Xiyao quickly grabbed Yu Qi's hand, although it was still a bit slow, but the effect was good, and he grabbed three fingers.He said: "What am I interested in being a teacher? I am interested in calling you a teacher. Your ears are red again, Mr. Yu..."

Yu Qi folded his index finger with his middle finger, and then punched Zheng Xiyao on Zheng Xiyao's mouth, which made Zheng Xiyao gasp.

Xiao Qing suddenly felt that he shouldn't ask for water.

and……

If I'm not mistaken, the boy's jacket seems to belong to Yu Qi?

……

Ran Tang accidentally gave Zheng Xiyao her own paper, but she still wrote half of it.The question about the derivative function is half done. I just finished talking about the monotonically decreasing function of g(x). It should be said that there is only one zero point. examination paper.

After class, Zheng Xiyao went to find Ran Tang with the paper, and Xiao Qing finally had a chance to drink water.

"Boss Yu." Xiao Qing arched his elbow, "Did you eat grass by the side of the nest? Is that child an adult?"

Yu Qi deliberately lifted his thermos to make him choke as revenge, and said, "This is my younger brother, not a weed, and he just came of age last month, am I that crazy?"

"I'll just say it." Xiao Qing wiped the water from his chin, not caring about Yu Qi's little "revenge" just now, and said, "I'm just curious, and I don't usually see you sharing your clothes. Not like an adult either."

Yu Qi ignored his words, changed the subject and asked, "When will Sun Yichen come to City B? My mother said that she misses you and wants to ask you to have dinner together."

Xiao Qing said: "He won't come, it's very busy over there, how can I have time to travel."

Yu Qi raised his eyebrows, and asked again: "This time, Mr. Sun, don't worry about you going away alone?"

Xiao Qing said "Oh", a little embarrassed: "I'm already 26, so don't worry about it. You just like to think of me as a young lady who doesn't leave the door."

"The conscience of heaven and earth." Yu Qi said, "It was Cui Ruxu who said you were the eldest lady. I never said a word."

……

On the way home, Zheng Xiyao mentioned the words "scallion fried mutton" again, and tried to suggest that Yu Qi should go to the supermarket or vegetable market to buy mutton, and even said, "Even if there is only one bite, it's okay to eat it." I'm very happy" such crazy words.

Yu Qi laughed all the way.

But still did not buy him mutton.

The reason is that the price of mutton has risen, and it is not worth buying now. When the price of pork rises, I will buy mutton.

Zheng Xiyao, who had studied political and economic life, didn't believe it at all, and there was nothing he could do if he didn't believe it. The steering wheel was in Yu Qi's hands, and he was the one who was beaten when he started.

But instead of mutton, Zheng Xiyao was not happy to eat fried onions and hot peppers.

When Yu Qi was cooking, Zheng Xiyao kept babbling beside him: "Onions! Peppers! Can these two be fried together? Will it be delicious after frying? Ah? What kind of dark cuisine is this? Why do you I have such a big opinion on fried mutton with green onions! Even if you don’t make mutton with scallions, wouldn’t you make chicken nuggets with char siew? Ah——I’ve been abused!”

The noisy voices around Yu Qi's ears kept coming and going, but Yu Qi didn't feel bothered at all. He even picked up a piece of hot pepper and dried it, then quickly fed it into Zheng Xiyao's mouth, and said, "Help me taste the thin salty."

"Salty!" Zheng Xiyao said indignantly, "Ah! It's so salty!"

"Don't make trouble." Yu Qi snorted Zheng Xiyao's hair and said, "I'm just kidding you, I won't let you eat this, can I give you fried mushrooms later? Or Kung Pao Chicken?"

Zheng Xiyao quieted down, as obedient as he could be, with a sweet smile, and asked, "Can I have both? If I can't eat, I can still eat at night."

"Yes." Yu Qi said, turning his head down to the right, "Help me take out the phone, the password is 0114, and open WeChat to reply."

Zheng Xiyao stretched his hand into the pocket of his trousers. Yu Qi's trousers had a very shallow pocket, and a small corner of the phone was exposed, and it could be pulled out by pulling it out.The lock screen wallpaper of Yu Qi's mobile phone is a dark red color, with the words "everything goes well" vertically on the far right, as happy as you want.

There are two people talking to him on WeChat, Cui Ruxu and Xiao Qing.

Zheng Xiyao asked: "Cui Ruxu and Xiao Qing, which one shall I help you return to?"

Yu Qi was curious, turned his head to look at the screen and continued cooking, and said, "Go back to Cui Ruxu first, and tell them to get out... Hurry up and go back to work, and then go back to Xiao Qing, so that he doesn't have to buy anything, just come up."

Zheng Xiyao replied in turn according to Yu Qi's words. After returning the plate of onions and hot peppers, Zheng Xiyao just put the phone into the pocket of the sweater, took the dishes and put them on the dining table, and then returned to the kitchen. Knowingly asked: "Did you just say get out?"

Yu Qi pursed his lips and refused to admit it: "No."

Zheng Xiyao leaned closer and made fun of him with a smile: "But I just heard the word 'scroll'."

"So why did you ask me again after hearing that?" Yu Qi had no choice but to push Zheng Xiyao's face, and said, "Help me get an eggplant from the refrigerator, make it sweet, and you have two bites?"

Zheng Xiyao said "Oh" and said, "I said, why do you have to go back to your house to cook? Teacher Xiao is coming? Is he alone?"

"Who knows." Yu Qi said, with a habitual helplessness in his tone, "When he knocks on the door later, Xiao Qing is the only one standing at the door, and there are four people behind."

Zheng Xiyao said "Oh" again, pursed his lips and blinked his eyes, suddenly feeling uncomfortable.It's not that uncomfortable in front of the camera, it's a bit uncomfortable like performing talents in front of the elders, it's just uncomfortable anyway.

"Brother Qi, I..."

The "I" didn't finish, and the knock on the door was caught off guard like a debt-demanding sound, and Zheng Xiyao knocked out all the words behind "I", and was stunned.

Yu Qi looked at him sideways and said, "Help, open the door."

Zheng Xiyao was a little absent-minded, he didn't know how the door opened, all he knew was that the moment the door opened, Cui Ruxu's loud voice and reining in his horse's warm embrace scared him silly.

Stupid enough to petrify on the spot.

"Stupid!" Yue Xiyan came in from behind Cui Ruxu with a big bag of vegetables, rubbed Zheng Xiyao's hair, and said, "Don't pay attention to him, he didn't take his medicine today, so don't let him knock on the door next time. "

In addition to the three familiar faces of Cui Ruxu, Yue Xiyan and Xiao Qing, there was another strange one.She is an elder sister with beautiful features and delicate features, but she has the feeling of an iceberg beauty, not easy to get close to, and not easy to provoke.

She should be the Chen Jiamu Yu Qi mentioned.

Zheng Xiyao suddenly felt a little overwhelmed, so is he going to greet the guests now?But he is not the owner of this house, so he is going to the kitchen to change the real owner?But he doesn't know what else to cook later, so he...does he want to go home and cook instant noodles?

Because Cui Ruxu and Yue Xiyan were a little familiar with Zheng Xiyao, and they both knew that Zheng Xiyao would definitely be at Yu Qi's house, so they didn't pay much attention to him.On the contrary, Xiao Qing and Chen Jiamu had their eyes on Zheng Xiyao.

Xiao Qing only knew that the child was a neighbor's younger brother, and also knew that he had a good relationship with Yu Qi, but he didn't know that the relationship was so good that they basically lived together.And Chen Jiamu had never met Zheng Xiyao at all. Cui Ruxu and Yue Xiyan had been having fun these past few days, and they forgot about the child in Yu Qi's family, so they didn't have time to introduce it to Chen Jiamu.

This child has the appearance of being surrounded by girls when thrown into a crowd, and the clothes on him...

The clothes on him seemed to belong to Yu Qi, and it was a birthday present from Yu Qi's brother.

Being able to wear Yu Qi's clothes, or clothes as a birthday gift, this relationship is a bit... Self-evident, Chen Jiamu thought, but he also felt that the man who didn't understand the style would not like this kind of looking underage child, the relationship becomes complicated.

It just so happened that Chen Jiamu read two more novels similar to "Child Bride-in-law" in the past two days.

Zheng Xiyao sat sideways on the chair by the dining table and played with his mobile phone, wanting to cry without tears.He and that sister had never met before, why did that sister keep staring at him, with that kind of eyes, as if she was not looking at a person, but a...

Zheng Xiyao's imagination and words became scarce at this moment, and he couldn't even think of what kind of person he was, anyway, he was not a good person.

I'd better go, Zheng Xiyao thought.

Just when he was thinking this way and was about to take action, Yu Qi from the kitchen suddenly came out, ignored the four people in the living room, grabbed Zheng Xiyao's collar and walked towards the kitchen.

"Want to go?"

Zheng Xiyao was startled, and looked up at him: "How do you know?"

Yu Qi laughed at him: "As far as your mental activities are written on your face, you are afraid that others will not understand what you are thinking. If you feel uncomfortable, help me and go out with me later."