On the Possibility of Finding Success in Online Dating

The iceberg beauty is just an appearance, this is Zheng Xiyao's only evaluation of Chen Jiamu.

She's really kind but can talk, she's really not cold when you're with her, and this sister is so contagious when she smiles, she looks really good-looking, but she has a really bad temper Ah, in just a short while, she has already kicked Cui Ruxu.

There is also Mr. Xiao, he is really shy, really easy to be shy, when he is shy, his face turns red, and he will lower his head and cover his face with a bowl, and if he can't get along with Cui Ruxu, he will say "stop talking", It's really easy to be "bullyed" by others.

Why are all Yu Qi's friends so good-looking?Are men good-looking and women good-looking too?A tall and handsome person surrounded by such handsome men and beautiful women?

Zheng Xiyao concentrated on thinking about these messy things, not knowing what happened at the dinner table just now.

Roasted eggplants have always been Cui Ruxu's favorite, especially the sour ones made by Yu Qi. Usually he can eat three-quarters of them in a plate, but today!Cui Ruxu took a bite, and stared at Yu Qi with the expression of "I bought a fake luxury product".

"Yu Qi you!..."

The second half of the sentence was kicked back in the stomach by Yu Qi's eyes and Yue Xiyan's legs at the same time.

Then he saw the kid sitting next to Yu Qi who was clearly thinking about things, picked up a piece of eggplant not far from him, and ate it with rice.

Then, Comrade Cui Ruxu noticed that the meaty dishes on the dinner table were all close to the children, forming a stark contrast with the peppers and onions in front of him.

If you can't attack at the dinner table, you can only reprimand under the dinner table.

Look no further, good name: ? ? ?

Stop watching, good name: what's going on?

Don't read, good name: like the new and hate the old?

Yue Xian'er: When did you fall in love with him?

Little Vixen Chen: Never

Xiao Qingqing: How about you call him brother Yu Qi?See if he beats you to death or makes sour roasted eggplant next time

Don't look, good name: you are killing me

Uncomprehensible style Yu someone: Next time you reprimand me, remember to remove me from the group chat

Someone Yu who doesn't understand the style: Are you an idiot?

Look no further, good name:  …

Cui Ruxu almost had a heart attack because of the food he ate for this meal.

Chef Yu is the one who cooks, and the kids are the ones who serve the dishes. The four adults are embarrassed to bother the two of them, so they contract to clean up the mess.Of course, the two men are also embarrassed to let a woman fight, especially a woman who is more irritable than the other.

Yue Xiyan and Chen Jiamu helped to clean the table and sweep the floor.

Yu Qi and Zheng Xiyao sat on the sofa one by one and engaged in a tug-of-war over whether to go to the hospital for reexamination.

Zheng Xiyao hugged the pillow, with a small expression of resistance as much as he wanted, and said: "I really don't need to go! I have no cardiovascular and cerebrovascular problems, no anemia, no high blood pressure, and I am not overly agitated or excited. I really don't want to do EKG and brain CT, and I don't want him to ask me a lot of questions."

When he said this, he spoke very fast. Yue Xiyan and Chen Jiamu couldn't tell whether they were talking nonsense or they really knew it, so they thought it was incredible. At least they could only say one reason why they couldn't go to the hospital. "I don't want to go".

Yu Qi wasn't surprised, so he picked up Zheng Xiyao and walked out, saying, "What's the use of telling me? I'm not a doctor, hurry up, and I'll cook you mutton with green onions tonight."

Zheng Xiyao was deceived by him for a while, and when he went to the door to put on his shoes, he suddenly had an epiphany. He stuck his arms in front of the door to stop Yu Qi, and snorted, saying, "You said you would buy mutton after the price of pork went up." That's the tone of time."

Yu Qi: "..."

Zheng Xiyao yelled at him, "You lied", and wanted to take advantage of his guilt and rush back to the sofa.

Failed.

Yu Qi didn't feel guilty at all, he grabbed Zheng Xiyao's hoodie and went out, left a sentence for the four confused people in the living room, "Come right back", opened the door and left.

...Leave as soon as you say, as expected of Boss Yu!The four thought so in their hearts.

After going out, Zheng Xiyao found out that Yu Qi was not driving, and tried to take the bus card from his pocket.

Zheng Xiyao followed Yu Qi to the bus station, still a little dazed: "Aren't you going to the hospital? By car? Your car number is limited? But you just picked me up today?"

Yu Qi: "..."

Fortunately, Zheng Xiyao's IQ was only offline for a while, and after walking a few steps, he suddenly realized that he couldn't stop laughing, and almost jumped up.

"Then where are we going now?"

Yu Qi looked at the surrounding area on the phone map, and shook his head honestly: "I don't know."

Then he said, "Why don't I take you... to watch a movie? The one that was released recently seems to be good. The poster is pretty good."

Zheng Xiyao, who was forced by Yu Qi to watch the movie, had a momentary refusal on his face, and after struggling with his heart for a while, he proposed: "Why don't you go to an Internet cafe? I think this new game seems to be pretty good, and the poster is also good." Quite good looking."

Yu Qi and Zheng Xiyao looked at each other for a while, and agreed to his proposal.

The new one is a horror game, you can choose single player or double player mode, the clearance requirements of the two modes are a bit different, the two of them started a live broadcast when they were bored.

Of course, neither of them played it. Yu Qi lost in boxing guessing, so he started a live broadcast, and the two of them chatted with the barrage while the game was downloading.

【Brother Yang is with Guan Shen again? 】

Yu Qi: "Ah? What is another?"

【Also, Guanshen is always there every time you are around】

[Your relationship with neighbors is too good!I have never met my neighbors! 】

Zheng Xiyao began to be embarrassed: "That's because you haven't met such a good neighbor like me. There are not many good neighbors like me who are so touching."

【You started again】

【Why is Guan Shen not a human being anymore! 】

[Are you in an Internet cafe?I seem to hear someone asking for a Coke! 】

Zheng Xiyao said: "Well, yes, it's in an Internet cafe, why am I not a man again? What I said is correct."

[Then won't you disturb others when you play horror games? 】

Zheng Xiyao sneered at this: "Just kidding, I find you guys really interesting. Last time you called me a human-shaped ghost exorcist. Why is it that the ghost exorcism doesn't work after only three months?"

Yu Qi responded very cooperatively: "Haunted houses are different from horror games. It's okay, the private rooms we open are not afraid of affecting other people's games."

In the beginning, Zheng Xiyao wanted to play each other, to see who could play faster, but unfortunately, he was scared by Yu Qi's words.

"Then if you get scared later, don't come here. If my picture is more terrifying than yours, wouldn't you want to go to heaven?"

Zheng Xiyao: "...Okay, let's play together."

【hahahahahahahahaha】

[Humanoid ghost exorcising talisman is scared hahahahaha]

【Your human-shaped exorcist has expired, please renew】

Like most horror games, this is also a story where the heroine's lover is in danger, and then the hero who is not afraid of death starts to fight the ghosts and save the heroine with his blood and ingenuity.

Beautiful love, full of songs and tears, is a true warrior.

Before the game started, Zheng Xiyao comforted himself, saying, "I won't be afraid to watch "The Shining" with the lights off. This little game will definitely be fine."

Yu Qi glanced at him, and his tone was extremely flat: "Do you know what it means to die immediately after setting the flag?"

This man is annoying.

Facts have proved that horror movies and horror games are still different. Movies are not subjective, and there are always other reminders when ghosts come out, such as BGM.But this game is a bit different...

When the screen is turned on, a grimace that can make people have nightmares at a glance appears in front of the screen. The effect is extremely realistic, exactly the same as the grimace on a human face.

"Why the fuck is this from the beginning! Why is there no background music? What the hell! Brother, why are you silent? You won't be scared stupid, right? What should I do if you are stupid? !"

Yu Qi pursed his lips, slowly turned his head towards Zheng Xiyao, stretched out three fingers, and said word by word: "Three."

Fuck three times, a three-day bowl, you're going to die.

[? ? ? ? ?three what? 】

[at a loss]

[We don't understand the great god's concerns]

Zheng Xiyao was still in shock, his head was full of that scary face, he turned his head and asked Yu Qi, "Why aren't you afraid?"

Yu Qi pointed to the earphones hanging around his neck, and said it as a matter of course: "I'm afraid, so I didn't wear earphones."

Zheng Xiyao: "..."

[Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha]

【God damn not wearing earphones hahahahahaha】

Yu Qi went on to say: "This game is said to have scared people to tears, and even scared them into nightmares. I have read some analysis, and it is said that it is mainly the sound effects. Try taking off the earphones, and there is no sound. It’s like watching a movie.”

Zheng Xiyao took off the earphones and hung them around his neck, and adjusted the volume to a suitable level, begging for mercy, "Brother, please don't talk about movies, you will make me feel resistant to it."

Yu Qi said "Oh" and said, "Then it will be a decryption game from a subjective perspective."

[Horror game:? ? ?I don't want to lose face? 】

[Aren't decryption games all subjective perspectives? 】

[What's the difference between playing horror games without headphones and watching horror movies on silent? 】

Yu Qi said: "There's a big difference. One is a puzzle-solving and customs-clearing fighting game. At least you can experience the fun of deciphering it. The other is a funny video about ghosts and animals. It has no experience and is extremely boring."

[My foreign brother is worthy of being my foreign brother! 】

【Extremely boring! 】

Playing a horror game by one person may be called a horror game, and at most it is played as a puzzle game, but what becomes of two people playing a horror game?Turned into a funny game.

I don't know how Zheng Xiyao did it. After finally evading the ghost's pursuit, his character actually walked against the wall. He didn't turn back until he hit the south wall, and he didn't look back until he broke a hole.

"Ory it ... My God! Brother! Brother, you see, brother! I have a card bug! Hahahahahahaha haha ​​laughed to my God! Look at Brother, I am on the daily wall hahahahaha!"

[If I remember correctly, this game seems to be very scary]

[Sorry I want to laugh so much]

[The action of the sun wall is too ghostly, hahahaha]

The two bought it for three hours, and set an alarm clock 10 minutes in advance. As soon as the alarm clock rang, the two quit the game at light speed, packed their things and prepared to go home.

【This is the end...】

[I still want to watch it for a while! 】

Yu Qi and Zheng Xiyao completely forgot about the live broadcast. After drinking the last bit of Coke, Zheng Xiyao stretched his waist and asked, "Can I go to the supermarket before I go home?"

Yu Qi vaguely guessed what he was going to do, and asked knowingly: "Why? Buy mutton?"

Zheng Xiyao's eyes lit up.

Yu Qi mercilessly rejected his request: "No, I told you that the price of mutton is going up now, so you can bear with it until the price of pork goes up. You said you can still eat leftovers at night, but I don't think there is much leftovers. No, I'll heat it up for you, and I can pick two pieces of meat to eat."

"..." Zheng Xiyao rubbed his lips, trying to be coquettish, "I've changed my mind, I want to eat mutton fried with green onions, it doesn't matter if it's expensive, I can pay for it!"

Yu Qi tried to reason with him: "I didn't drive today."

Zheng Xiyao climbed up the pole: "Rental! I'll pay for it! I can even pay for drinking water when you're thirsty!"

Yu Qi coughed lightly. In fact, he couldn't think of anything to say no to him, so he could only negotiate with him: "Well, you come to cook tonight. If I'm full of praise for your meal, I'll give it to you." Make mutton with scallions or mutton with scallions.”

"You want to negotiate terms with me and try to get away with it." Zheng Xiyao said, "Last time when you didn't fry me fish-flavored shredded pork with only meat, you said that as long as I watched a movie in peace, the result was ? I muted three movies and you only gave me fried carrots! Ah, that's not human food at all, I was abused..."

Yu Qi laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe, and was about to say something, when Zheng Xiyao's WeChat phone rang, and after he connected, Cai Ji's voice, which was not turned on but still very loud, came out .

"Brother!!! You didn't turn off the live broadcast!!!!!!"

Yu Qi and Zheng Xiyao looked at each other, and finally remembered the minimized live broadcast that had been neglected.

The two of them glanced at the barrage that was almost stuck on the screen, and ignored it tacitly. When they turned off the computer and faced a black screen, the two fell silent.

First, Zheng Xiyao turned his head to look at Yu Qi, and suddenly he couldn't help laughing, Yu Qi also turned his head to meet Zheng Xiyao's eyes, after all, the child's smile is too contagious, Yu Qi held back I can't help but laugh.

The two looked at each other, and the smiles in their eyes passed to each other.

Zheng Xiyao put both hands on Yu Qi's right shoulder, and put his forehead on the back of his hands when he lost the strength to laugh.Yu Qi patted Zheng Xiyao's back comfortingly with his right hand, and asked with a smile, "Are you stupid?"

"Stupid." Zheng Xiyao said, his voice became a little hoarse when he laughed, "It's so stupid."

Zheng Xiyao didn't look up, and Yu Qi didn't let go either.

"Brother." Zheng Xiyao looked at the toes where the two of them were almost touching, and took a small step forward to meet him, and said in a low voice, "I want to eat fish-flavored shredded pork."

"Do it." Yu Qi said, touching Zheng Xiyao's right waist with his hand, "I'll do it for you when I get home."