On the Possibility of Finding Success in Online Dating

Both Liu Yuzhu and Liang Qian felt that they were deaf, or had auditory hallucinations.

Oh... No wonder Brother Yao always chats on WeChat in class, and it's no wonder he doesn't play or talk to girls very much, so it's like this...

What? ? ?

What did Brother Yao say just now?girlfriend?Brother Yao actually has a girlfriend?He actually has a girlfriend!

The news came too unexpectedly, and it was too easy for people to be overly shocked. It was directly shown by Liang Qian's "Fuck" that scared all the people in line.

Zheng Xiyao looked up at Liang Qian, and really chose to pretend not to know him and lowered his head to play with his phone.

Liang Qian realized that she had lost her composure just now, and apologized to the people in front of her in shame, and then turned to look at Zheng Xiyao when the people in front turned around, her voice trembling a little: "Yao, Brother Yao, Really?"

It was the first time Zheng Xiyao saw such a thorough person, he nodded with a suppressed smile: "Really."

Liang Qian's expression management was not that good, and when he opened his mouth to gasp for air-conditioning, it was a bit exaggerated, anyway, it was for Zheng Xiyao's enjoyment.

Zheng Xiyao has a special set of rhetoric about girlfriends, which is not only highly credible, but also won't be asked endlessly by others.

But Zheng Xiyao looked at Liang Qian's surprised look, and suddenly he didn't want to bring up that set of rhetoric so early, and even put away his phone, asking, "You don't seem to believe it."

"No!" Liang Qian shook her head like a rattle, "It's not that I don't believe it, it's that I'm too surprised. Do you understand the surprise, brother Yao? You beat me to death, and I never thought you'd even talk about a girlfriend! My God , I think you are just like an insulator of the opposite sex, I didn't expect this insulator to only attract one person!"

What kind of ghost metaphor is this?

Zheng Xiyao thought of Yu Qi's dumbfounded and forced to respond every time he used metaphors, at this moment, as if he had grown up like a child, he suddenly understood Teacher Yu's mood.

Liu Yuzhu lined up in front of Liang Qian. After getting the fried chicken, she went to Zheng Xiyao's side and asked, "I thought you were joking, brother Yao, but I didn't expect it to be true. When did it happen? It's from our school." ?"

Well, someone started asking about his rhetoric.

"No." Zheng Xiyao said, and patted Liang Qian on the shoulder, "Get me the same one, and I'll give you the money later. It's not from our school, we talked about it in junior high school, and it's been 4 years now .”

Liu Yuzhu: "???"

Liang Qian: "???"

An older childhood sweetheart?

"No." Liu Yuzhu was scalded by the chicken nuggets, and his tongue was still a little bit tongue-tied, "We talked about it in junior high... not just 3... oh, oh, it's the fourth year of high school?"

Zheng Xiyao took a piece of fried chicken that Liu Yuzhu handed over, and said vaguely: "I squatted in junior high school for one year, four years, and the fifth year will start next month."

Fuck?Liu Yuzhu was shocked, 5 years!This is too fucking dedicated!Go deeper and deeper!Damn, what a man!Absolutely good man!

……

The good man, classmate Zheng Xiyao, took the bus and returned home leisurely. He didn't see the person he met before going out in the community. In all likelihood, he was driven away by Master Qu.

Zheng Xiyao's mood became happier.

"Brother! Brother Qi! See what little gift I brought you?"

Yu Qi, who was playing games with the mic, immediately turned off the mic when he heard the loud "Brother", he knew too well that the excited "Brother" of the kid would be followed by "Brother Qi".

Yu Qi took off the earphones and hung them around his neck, turned around to look at him, and asked, "Are you back? What little gift did you bring me?"

How could Zheng Xiyao know that Aunt Yu was still at home? He played games with others, and when he saw the customized waiting interface on the computer screen, he was so frightened that he stepped lightly and tiptoed, not daring to make a sound.

The murmurs were low: "Aunt Yu is still at home, why are you playing games!"

Kind of cute.

Yu Qi said: "It's boring to be idle, it's okay, I don't have a microphone, I can talk."

"Oh——" Zheng Xiyao grinned, took out the pink pig from his pocket, and shook it symbolically, "Look! Does it resemble you?"

"What does it look like?" Yu Qi took the pig and squeezed it, then took the USB flash drive on the table and hung the pig on it, saying, "This is the little gift you brought me?"

"Do you like it?" Zheng Xiyao was a little tired wiping his waist, twisted his body and sat on Yu Qi's lap, took his mouse and helped to click the preparations, "I fell in love at a glance! I think you are sure like!"

Yu Qi bumped his legs, threw the USB flash drive on the table, and said, "Can you move a stool to sit on?"

Zheng Xiyao pouted, took the phone out of his pocket and put it aside, and said, "No, I'm tired, let me sit for a while, and I'll move the stool when Aunt Yu washes the strawberries."

As soon as the words fell, Yu Ying knocked on the door.

He also showed a small head, and asked with a smile: "I came in?"

"Come on, didn't turn on the microphone, did you buy strawberries?" Yu Qi pinched Zheng Xiyao's waist, kicked his legs again, and said, "The strawberries are here, let's move the stool."

"Don't go!" Zheng Xiyao did not move the ground confidently, even trying to divert Yu Qi's attention, "Try it, I have been picking for a long time, it is so sweet."

Yu Qi had no choice but to acquiesce to the kid's behavior of sitting on his lap, and put one hand around his waist to prevent him from falling, and the other hand reached for the strawberry that Zheng Xiyao praised to the sky.

I ate one and it was sour.

"What's the matter with you?" Yu Qi asked him, handing the half-bitten strawberry to Zheng Xiyao's mouth, "You eat this for me."

Zheng Xiyao muttered "What's the matter?", ate the remaining strawberries with his hands, and inadvertently sucked Yu Qi's fingers, and Yu Qi wiped all the saliva off his fingers on his clothes.

"Oh my god, why is this so sour?"

His brows were so sour that they frowned into the word "Chuan".

Zheng Xiyao gritted his teeth and took a deep breath, took another mouse away, took a tentative bite, and happily handed it back: "This, this is not sour."

Yu Qi stretched his hand from Zheng Xiyao's waist to pick up the mouse, followed Zheng Xiyao's position and moved his perspective, opened his mouth to eat the strawberry, and reluctantly said, "Well, it's okay."

The posture is a bit too ambiguous, Yu Ying, who has been watching from the side, thought to herself.

She has been raising her for so many years. Ever since she found out about her son's sexual orientation four years ago, Yu Ying has paid attention to contact with other boys during the period. The closest ones are Cui Ruxu and Xiao Qing, and they are only limited to hooking up.

But since the child Yaoyao appeared, Qiqi not only started to take his own clothes for him to wear, but also hugged Yaoyao's legs to his own when both of them were on the sofa.Especially during this time, we are more intimate now than we were three months ago.

To be able to share the same cup, eat what he ate, sit him on his lap and hold his waist to keep him from falling.

I might have a daughter-in-law, Yu Ying thought, the way she looked at Zheng Xiyao changed from "gentle mother" to "kind mother-in-law" in an instant.

It took four years for such a daughter-in-law to appear like a little sun, but she had to work hard for her son.

"Qiqi." Yu Ying called him, "I'm going to teach the students. There is pear soup in the kitchen. Remember to drink it. You don't have to wait for me to eat at night."

"Okay." Yu Qi turned his head to see his mother off, then turned his legs and said to Zheng Xiyao, "I'll see off Aunt Yu."

Where can I do this?It's time for the young couple to cultivate their relationship.

Seeing that Zheng Xiyao was really about to get up, Yu Ying quickly waved her hands: "No, no, Yaoyao just came back, let him rest for a while!"

"Many" was specially emphasized with an accent, and I don't know if that silly child of Qiqi understood it. Although it is possible that he understood it, he would pretend that he didn't understand it, but Yu Ying still cheerfully sent Zhong Lezhi a WeChat voice .

"Old Zhong, we are going to have a daughter-in-law!"

……

Could Yu Qi not understand?

With such an obvious accent, it is estimated that only Zheng Xiyao, a silly child, does not understand.

It's another happy customization of the five Chasers. Superstar and Wantan are both old players. Yu Qi was recruited by Superstar. Chunhua is a new player.

Only Tr's arrogance as a comrade was sent to his door on his own initiative.

He was also complained by Superstar and Chunhua for a long time because he came after his "husband".

"I think I'm actually a spare tire." Chunhua said at the end of the game, "Fengfeng and Willful are both in class, and Bald is not here recently, and Guanguan is not online. You just came to me when you couldn't find anyone. !"

"You can't say that." The superstar laughed and said, "You can learn to be a comrade, look at him! Volunteer, don't you?"

Chunhua let out a "heh", and the barrage of heh went crazy.

In the end, I was still a little embarrassed, and started to divert the attention of fans, and the cue went to Yanghe: "Why did the mother of Yang shut down the mic? Did you get stuck just now? Why are you walking with that bucket?"

Zheng Xiyao's weird little thoughts came up again, and he pressed the "X" button to turn on the microphone for Yu Qi, and said: "No card, it's because he didn't cooperate with me, I walked forward and he suddenly turned back for me perspective."

Wanton: "???"

Chunhua: "???"

The barrage is also frantically brushing question marks.

This time it was the turn of the "huh" to act recklessly: "Everyone, calm down, it's a small scene, where there are foreign mothers, there must be his little daughter-in-law, don't you think so?"

Guan Guan ignored him, turned to Yu Qi and asked, "Why do they call you foreign mother?"

Yu Qi had no choice but to click the mouse to get ready, then kicked his legs and said, "Ask your brother."

"Hiss——" Zheng Xiyao gasped again, and muttered dissatisfiedly, "Can you not bend your legs? Your legs are already cramping when you are sitting, but you are still shaking, just like taking a bus... hey hey Hey! Wrong, wrong! Big brother! Don’t bump, don’t bump, if you fall, you will fall!”

Yu Qi snorted softly, and the other hand also came up and squeezed Zheng Xiyao's hand aside to grab the keyboard, saying, "I'm holding it, I can't fall."

Zheng Xiyao grabbed Yu Qi's left wrist and shook it up and down, imitating his tone just now, and said very aggressively: "I'm holding it—hold the fart! You are holding the keyboard now!"

Yu Qi was silent for a while, and asked honestly, "Are you begging me for a hug?"

Zheng Xiyao was also silent for two seconds, and said, "I beg you, I'm begging you not to move your legs."

Yu Qi suggested: "Then you go and move a bench."

Zheng Xiyao shook his head: "No, I'm tired."

Yu Qi sighed: "Then don't think my legs hurt you, I haven't hated you yet, do you know that your tailbone is worse than my legs? Really, you should move a bench quickly, my legs are numb .”

"It's numb and I'll press it for you later." Zheng Xiyao, with his hands free, was eating leisurely with a bowl of strawberries, and even leaned on Yu Qi, "I'm helping your future girlfriend to train you, you Tell me, I just sat for a while and your legs are numb, how will your girlfriend sit in the future?"

After Zheng Xiyao finished his long speech, he raised his head and hit Yu Qi's chin, both of them said "ah".

Yu Qi was deciphering the cipher machine at this time, and his left hand was temporarily released, so he rubbed the top of Zheng Xiyao's head and asked, "Does it hurt? You talk as soon as you speak, why do you raise your head?"

"I'm used to it." Zheng Xiyao smiled a little silly, and raised his hand to feed Yu Qi a strawberry, "Well, this is also sweet, but you are unlucky, and there is only one sour one in a pot. You took it."

"Okay, okay." Yu Qi agreed with him helplessly, and returned his left hand to the keyboard, "Why don't you turn around and sit, I always think you'll slide down when you're like this."

"That won't work." Zheng Xiyao flatly refused, "That posture is too ambiguous, we two men can't do that."

Yu Qi raised his eyebrows: "You still know that pose is ambiguous?"

Zheng Xiyao looked up at him again: "Why do you think I'm a pure boy? I, an adult man, have never eaten pork and seen pigs running! That's how it is when making out in movies. Sit."

Yu Qi couldn't hold back and smiled.

Zheng Xiyao went on to say: "Then we have to get up and down..."

Yu Qi covered Zheng Xiyao's mouth in a timely manner, and reminded: "Okay, that's enough, and their live broadcast room will be blocked."

Zheng Xiyao didn't take it seriously, and even became interested. After Yu Qi's hand was taken down, he raised his head again, and deliberately pressed Yu Qi's chin, obviously holding back his bad words and said, "Then I will yell twice."

Yu Qi: "..."

A little drifting.

Thinking about it this way, Yu Qi made sure that his microphone was turned off—he turned it off when Zheng Xiyao started shouting "Wrong, wrong!", saving the two of them from going to the forum hot search tomorrow .

Yu Qi raised his left hand to pinch Zheng Xiyao's face, and said in a choked voice, "Then call me twice."

Zheng Xiyao: "???"

Yu Qi said: "I see that you have seen something from watching a movie recently, come on, you share with me, learn how the girl in the movie yesterday was called, it's like rewarding you with a strawberry. "

One word kills.

The little hedgehog wilted.

Yu Qi thought he was being honest, but he didn't know that the little hedgehog had thought of something else.

The words just now were a bit of a pun. Zheng Xiyao scratched his hair and thought in a mess, strawberries are not only a kind of food, but also a kind of...

Zheng Xiyao suddenly thought of those two stares at each other in the school garden and on the studio sofa a long time ago, and the breath that accidentally brushed the neck when hugging in the car.

My face is a little hot.

Fuck, panicked with embarrassment.

It was originally intended to amuse him, of course it is impossible to really force him to learn that.

But just when the round was over and Yu Qi almost hit the "X" key, the kid let out an "ah".