On the Possibility of Finding Success in Online Dating

An "ah" that falls first and then intones.

There is no color of love/love, but after the "ah", both of them were stunned.

Zheng Xiyao's mind was blank, he didn't think about anything, and he couldn't think of anything, it was just white, the white with snowflakes floating in the old-fashioned TV when there was no signal.

Yu Qi's brain also turned white, but after the snowflakes fell, he began to feel embarrassed.

so what?What to do now?talk?After talking about it, the little hedgehog would probably run away again just like the time in the studio. This time, there was nothing that could knock his head off, and he was so embarrassed that he didn't know how embarrassing he would be.

Do it, mom, come back quickly.

A wonderful knock on the door sounded at this moment.

Zheng Xiyao was still a little frightened and shivered, but he still hadn't recovered from the "ah".

Until Yu Qi patted his arm and said, "I'll open the door."

"Oh."

No sound again.

Yu Qi looked at Zheng Xiyao for a while, then suddenly stretched out his hand and pushed him on the chair, and said, "It is estimated that the courier my mother bought has arrived, please help me for a while."

When you are the only one left in the room, the time for your brain to go blank is shorter.

Zheng Xiyao, who finally came back to his senses, started to scratch his hair again, put his hands on his forehead, and scolded himself: "Ah... I'm such a fucking idiot..."

Classmate Zheng Moments is open today.

Yao.: I, what an idiot.

This circle of friends blocked Yu Qi and his friends again.

Cai Ji:? ? ?

Cai Ji: What's wrong, Brother Yao?What's wrong with you?

Yao.: I

Yao.: talk dirty to your coach

Yao.: I was instantly killed

Cai Ji: Oh

Cai Ji: Then what?What's the point of being an idiot?

With classmate Cai Ji, he couldn't tell at all, and Zheng Xiyao wanted to cry without tears.

Would I be more of an idiot if I ran away now?But it's too embarrassing not to run away, what will Yu Qi do when he comes back later?What do you want to say?Hey, why is Chunhua so annoying, why are you cueing Yuqi all the time?Really.

Huanwei's game over there suddenly quit, and while waiting for him, several people were chatting, Zheng Xiyao listened with his ears, but swiped his Moments.

One day, Master Qu's son posted it, saying that in recent days, sneaky people have often been seen in the community.

Zheng Xiyao frowned, put the phone on the table, and almost rushed out of the bedroom, walked through the living room and stopped the courier boy who was leaving at the door.

"Brother, can I ask you something?"

Both the courier brother and Yu Qi were frightened.

However, due to his professionalism, the elder brother reacted quickly, and immediately put on a standard warm smile, slapped his chest, and said, "Okay! Just ask!"

Zheng Xiyao actually didn't know how to speak, but his eldest brother's enthusiasm was too contagious.

"This is the big brother." Zheng Xiyao pointed to the direction of the elevator, "Did you see any sneaky people in the community when you came?"

"Yo!" The eldest brother clapped his hands and shook his head under Zheng Xiyao's anticipation, "I really didn't pay attention to this!"

All right, I'm looking forward to it.

Zheng Xiyao didn't notice a 24-inch box next to Yu Qi until his elder brother left.

"What is this?" Zheng Xiyao blurted out, "A suitcase?"

Yu Qi nodded, and his hands moved very nimbly. He unpacked the box with three strokes, leaned the cardboard against the door, and said, "My mother, her original zipper broke and she couldn't fix it, so she bought a new one. Yes, in a few days, I have to use... hiss... help to get the wax in the kitchen, the zipper is not easy to pull."

Zheng Xiyao came back with a candle and asked, "It's almost the end of the year, why are you still on a business trip?"

Yu Qi waxed the zipper and said, "It won't come out until after New Year's Day. It's time for art exams. The place where she teaches piano also has performance majors. She accompanied the students to the school exams. The boss specially hired her as a life teacher." .”

It's really suitable, Zheng Xiyao thought.

"And..." Yu Qi said, handing the used one to Zheng Xiyao, "And my dad's colleague is the interviewer, my mother can understand a little bit of the questions."

Zheng Xiyao went to put the candle back in the kitchen, and asked again when he came back, "Then when I take the art test, will I be Uncle Zhong's interviewer?"

Yu Qi stood up, stood up the suitcase, and asked him with a smile, "Want to go through the back door?"

Zheng Xiyao sniffed, chuckled, and said, "Why don't you go if you can go through the back door, right?"

Fortunately, there is a courier brother, and the embarrassment is relieved.

Yu Qi returned to the game again, this time Zheng Xiyao still didn't move the bench, but he chose to lie on Yu Qi's bed with his legs slumped beside the bed, holding his mobile phone and continuing to look at Moments.

Yu Qi hadn't turned on the mic yet, so he asked Zheng Xiyao when no one called him: "Why did you suddenly ask if there are any sneaky people in the community? Do you know him?"

"I don't know you." Zheng Xiyao said, and showed Yu Qi the content of Moments, "Master Qu's son said there were some in our community, so I thought it was a thief."

"Thieves can't do that." Yu Qi said, "I think the control of the entry of outsiders in the community is also quite strict."

Zheng Xiyao curled his lips and said: "That's not sure, there have been thieves before. They have a lot of tricks. If they ask why they are here, they say they are looking for a girlfriend for a date, or they are looking for a brother for dinner, and they ask which building it is from." If you can really say it, it’s amazing anyway, 360 lines, every line will be the number one.”

Yu Qi was a little curious, and asked, "How did they tell that? If there is a man living in that household, wouldn't he have revealed his secrets when he said they were dating?"

"No." Zheng Xiyao sat up and performed for him in a serious manner, "There was a joke two years ago. That man went into the police station once. He was afraid that Master Qu would call the police, so he said that was his boyfriend. Master Qu I have never seen this before, so I called that household down to confront each other on the spot, and guess what happened?"

Yu Qi echoed him and said, "The scene of the breakup?"

"It's more than that." Zheng Xiyao was still a little excited while talking, "The scene of 'domestic violence'! That brother used to have a girlfriend, and the two of them went down together and it turned into a brutal love triangle. The thief really went all out. Do you know, holding that brother and crying, and wanting to kiss him while crying, his girlfriend was so angry that she swung her coat and whipped it, leaving a blood mark on the thief's face, it was bloody."

Yu Qi turned the chair to face him and asked, "How do you know so clearly?"

Zheng Xiyao grinned and said, "What a coincidence, I was hiding from the sun in the guard room that day."

……

The first place in the weekly exam, as expected, is Zheng Xiyao's classmate again.

When it gets cold, everyone starts to wear winter school uniforms. Some girls who are afraid of the cold even add jackets to their school uniforms. People like Zheng Xiyao, who are not particularly afraid of the cold, wear a pullover sweater under their school uniforms and look up and down. He could feel his school uniform whizzing in for a ride.

The teacher taught the weekly exam papers in class, and Zheng Xiyao had no more than ten wrong questions in all the papers. Without the teacher asking him to go up and write the problem-solving process, he wrote a thick exercise book to prepare for the monthly exam at the end of December.

"Students, let me interrupt." Wang Se said suddenly, "This Friday at 9 o'clock in the morning is our school's parent meeting, if parents can come, try to come, after all, it is our first parent meeting, and then ... Zheng Xiyao, please notify your parents to prepare a speech."

Zheng Xiyao raised his head and replied to the teacher, then immediately lowered his head to send a message to Yu Qi.

Yao.: Teacher Yu, 9:[-] am on Friday, okay?

Teacher Yu: OK

relieved.

New Year's Day is approaching, and several products want to update their promotional posters and add some New Year's Day colors.Yu Qi became busy again, Cui Ruxu and Chen Jiamu were invited to other places, Xiao Qingxin's book was picked up by the film and television company, and he went to work as a screenwriter for the production team.

Only Yu Qi and Yue Xiyan were left in the studio, as well as a few newly recruited employees.

Just when she was busy, Yue Xiyan started to work and rest reasonably, running around with Yu Qi, and when the time was too urgent, she even rushed the ducks to the shelves and took a camera or mouse to replace Cui Ruxu and Chen Jiamu's work.

Zheng Xiyao also suggested to recruit some more people, at least they won't be so busy that they can't even drink their saliva when they get busy.

Yu Qi said that he was thinking about it, but he was too busy during this period, so he didn't have time to interview newcomers, so he had to wait until the busy period passed.

After lunch, Zheng Xiyao didn't really want to go back to the classroom to lie down or play games, so he wandered around the street.

As the saying goes, if you wander around blindly, something will happen.

Zheng Xiyao saw two men with steel rods passing by him, still cursing.

It seems that there is no rule saying that you can't join in the fun, Zheng Xiyao comforted himself in his heart, and after the comfort was successful, he naturally followed.

The two of them were pretty good at finding a place. Zheng Xiyao looked around. This road is usually hidden in the street where people come and go. Because the road is narrow and full of garbage, a normal person would not choose it. Go this way.

Zheng Xiyao trotted all the way with those two people, and when he turned into another small alley, Zheng Xiyao realized that he seemed a little too far away from the school now, and he didn't remember the way just now very clearly. Look into yourself, it may not be easy to run.

Zheng Xiyao gave a soft "tsk", clicked on a music named "Jianghu Emergency" on the phone music, and put it as a backup.

In the end, those two people entered a very old neighborhood, so old that the gate at the gate of the neighborhood was crumbling, and there was only the word "community" left on it, and the "单" in the word "district" was gone. .

What is it called?Close the door and beat the dog?Zheng Xiyao let his imagination run wild, and couldn't help but lament the spirit of these two people who traveled across thousands of mountains and rivers to beat people.

The fight took place in the innermost corner of the community, surrounded by a group of people, each holding steel pipes and bricks, and there were a few pieces of bricks scattered on the ground. It looked really tragic, but there was no blood. .

Just thinking about it, another brick flew out after being smashed to pieces.

Then a boy pushed away the person in front of him, rushed out of the encirclement, and ran towards the corner where Zheng Xiyao was.

What is this for?Buy one get one free?So enthusiastic!

This kind of enthusiastic work is not good!

Zheng Xiyao only felt that hating iron is ineffective and children cannot be taught, so he pressed the music play button and turned the volume to the highest level without saying a word.

In the quiet old community, only the sound of chaotic footsteps can be heard, and the sound of the car door being closed is also interspersed with the sound of footsteps.The person who was running towards Zheng Xiyao paused, and hesitantly slowed down a few steps away from Zheng Xiyao.

The footsteps were getting closer and closer, and when the voice was at its highest point, there was an angry voice: "You guys! What are you doing?!"

Even the one who was running away was frightened. If Zheng Xiyao hadn't caught him in time, he would have run into a ball with the group who beat him.

He kindly helped, but was punched in the end.

Zheng Xiyao felt that he might not really be suitable for this kind of activity. He was punched on the collarbone when he pulled Keke last time, and he was punched again today when he saved someone.

It was also hit on the corner of the mouth, and it was all broken.

"I'll go to you!"

Zheng Xiyao roared, but he didn't let go of the man's wrist, and dragged him into the corridor of the nearest unit.

Only then did he let go.

When shaking off the man's hand, Zheng Xiyao cursed again and wanted to kick him.When he raised his foot, he thought of something and put it down resentfully, touched the broken corner of his mouth with his fingers, gasped in pain, and said angrily, "Are you an idiot?"

Even a fool should know that this person helped a lot. The rescued person snorted, frowned and watched Zheng Xiyao's movement of touching the corner of his mouth, and said reluctantly: "I'm sorry."

Zheng Xiyao sighed heavily, touched the corner of his mouth again, and said, "Forget it, it's okay."

It's time to say something other than "I'm sorry" and "It's okay" when you're done. If you want to talk, you have to look at each other. As a result, the two of them stared at each other for a moment, and they were stunned for a moment.

Liu Fengye thought to himself, isn't this fucking Zheng Xiyao?

Zheng Xiyao thought to himself, this person seems familiar.

"You..." Zheng Xiyao squinted his eyes, frantically recalling this face in his mind, finally remembered but forgot what it was called, "What a coincidence?"

The whole paragraph collapsed, not only collapsed, but also awkward.

Liu Fengye endured it for a long time, and finally couldn't help it anymore. He kicked Zheng Xiyao with his upper foot. Although he kicked on the wall deliberately, the momentum was still a bit majestic.

"What a coincidence...!" Liu Fengye yelled, "You don't know who I am and meddle in my own business! You have nothing to do, right? Are you an idiot? I'll do it... Fuck you!"

Being scolded for no reason, Zheng Xiyao was still a little aggrieved. He couldn't take it anymore, and the little hedgehog yelled back, pulling his neck. Unlike Liu Fengye, the little hedgehog got his hands on him and pulled his collar: "I'm just coming along Who would have known you were here just watching the excitement!...Fuck it! Forget it...I'm so mad!"

There is no reward for doing good deeds, and the corners of his mouth were broken. The little hedgehog is so angry that he doesn't distinguish between south, east and north. He walks in the opposite direction when he leaves the unit door. He walks without hesitation and never looks back.

It was only when I got to the end that I realized that Qi's head was going the wrong way instead of turning.

The little hedgehog yelled "fuck" again at the wall, and turned angrily to go back.

Turning around, he realized that Liu Fengye had been following him the whole time. If Zheng Xiyao hadn't lost his eyes, he seemed to have seen this ungrateful person smile, and he wouldn't even hide it.

"Your uncle—" Zheng Xiyao scolded again, "Why are you laughing? Have you ever seen someone angry?"

Not only did Liu Fengye laugh, but he deliberately said "hahahaha" to Zheng Xiyao without affection, saying, "I've never seen a person who loses his mind when he is so angry."