On the Possibility of Finding Success in Online Dating

Yao.: You have no idea what I just went through

Cai Ji: Oh?

Cai Ji: My little brother is willing to listen attentively

Yao.: I was almost killed by a grandma, and I opened the screen to attack in front of the reporter

Cai Ji: What the fuck?Did you ask Uncle Zheng directly?

Yao.: Pretty much, I didn’t ask so directly. I fooled around and took the reporter to unit 2.

Cai Ji: Damn, brother, you are really thrilling

It's not bad, it's not thrilling.

What Zheng Xiyao didn't expect was that just being a little reporter wasn't enough to thrill people. When Zheng Xiyao climbed down from the rooftop and saw Yu Qi eating bananas at the door of his house with his hips on his hips to watch his delivery, that would be the real surprise. Scared Zheng Xiyao out of a heart attack.

"Hey, my brother Yu Qi!"

The kid was so scared that the broadcasting voice came out, and he hurriedly grabbed Yu Qi's arm, dragged him to his house, and said dumbfoundingly: "You can't watch this!"

Yu Qi was held by Zheng Xiyao's arm, holding a banana in the other hand, smiling a little leisurely, and asked, "Why?"

After all, their relationship is so good that they can play with their mobile phones and log in to their social accounts casually. It's okay to be curious about a courier.

But this one is different!

Zheng Xiyao didn't know how to lie to Yu Qi so that he wouldn't pay attention.

After tangling and tangling, I still have to tell the truth in the end: "This is your birthday present. I made it by hand. You can't see it until it's done!"

Yu Qi knew it was this, and said with a smile: "Well, since you won't let me watch it, then I won't watch it. Would you like me to help you move into the house?"

"No." With that said, Zheng Xiyao pushed Yu Qi into his house, and gave him a very bright smile, "I, the porter of nature, am very strong."

Why does he like to change his nickname so much?Yu Qi thought whether to laugh or cry, and leaned against the door frame to eat bananas and watched Zheng Xiyao delivering couriers to the house one after another.

When the last box was delivered, Yu Qi suddenly thought of something and asked, "Are you in time? If you can't do it well, you can delay delivery. Don't stay up late to make this, and I will beat you."

Zheng Xiyao let out a "heh", raised his head proudly, left behind the words "impossible", and closed the door.

As a result, the proud natural porter fell asleep sitting on the ground and hugging the sofa at 3 o'clock in the morning.

I slept comfortably, at least until the alarm clock rang.

Sitting on the floor with the sofa in my arms and sleeping all night, I had a very serious result - numb feet and stiff neck.The fall is still serious, and it hurts when I twist my neck a little bit.

"Did you really stay up late last night?" While waiting for the red light, Yu Qi turned his head and rubbed his stiff neck, and asked, "The neck is still so cold, is it cold? Shall I cup you?"

"No, no, no!" Zheng Xiyao waved his hands instead of shaking his head, although his neck also hurt when he waved his arms, "I didn't stay up all night, but the sleeping position was a bit hard to talk about last night, tired, tired! Oops ...Take it lightly Brother Qi, it hurts..."

If you can't tell the truth from the fake, let's just listen to it as the truth.

……

Running exercises between classes today, Zheng Xiyao had enough reasons not to run, and lay down on the table to catch up on sleep.

Until a slap hit his shoulder, which spread to his poor neck, the little hedgehog exploded in pain again, sat up fiercely and slapped his own person.

Liu Fengye.

"Are you an idiot?" Zheng Xiyao covered his neck and leaned back, "Don't disturb me, I'm very sleepy."

Dark circles are a bit heavy.

Liu Fengye didn't touch him again, but sat on the front desk and kicked Zheng Xiyao's desk, and asked, "What did you do last night? Why are your eye circles so heavy?"

"No reason." Zheng Xiyao said in his arms, unable to hide his tiredness, "I didn't sleep well, I didn't sleep well all night. What's the matter with you all the time? Is it okay to let me sleep? ? Another fucking politics class later."

Sister Linlin wanted to check the notes and recite the exercise book, but he memorized the notes and wrote the exercise book, but he dared not sleep in politics class.

Liu Fengye stepped on the edge of the table, leaned down slightly, trying to create a "mysterious" feeling, and said, "Dong Chang, the one who came in to beat you, remember?"

Zheng Xiyao raised his head from the crook of his arms, with sleepy eyes, half-closed his eyes, nodded irritably, and asked, "It's impossible for that idiot not to remember, what's wrong? He's going to hit me again?"

"No, it has nothing to do with you." Liu Fengye said, seeing Zheng Xiyao put his head in his arms again, rolled up the political book on his desk and slapped it on the back of the person's head, cursing, "You're so fucking short!" Minutes? Sit up straight and listen to me!"

Zheng Xiyao covered his neck with his right hand and rubbed the back of the beaten head, then covered his neck again, and cursed back sullenly: "You can't talk about it!"

Liu Fengye said: "Thanks to that idiot, I discovered two new continents."

Zheng Xiyao signaled that he was listening with an "um" and signaled Liu Fengye to continue talking.

Liu Fengye didn't want to be a joke, he turned on the phone and pushed it onto Zheng Xiyao's desk, saying: "Both are aimed at homosexuality, one is more friendly, and the other is very unfriendly, I think you are more friendly to the unfriendly one." Interested, here."

"Who gave you the illusion that I would like such cruel things?" Zheng Xiyao muttered and raised his head again, his right hand came down from his neck and swiped at the phone screen, "It's quite hidden."

The topic of the forum is [Discussion on Function Issues]. The first 100 floors are also discussions of functions. From the 101st floor, another world begins, and all anonymous users.

[Anonymous]: [Picture.jpg]

[Anonymous]: Mo Tian bullied this poor little boy again

[Anonymous]: It’s a common thing, not surprising. It would be a rare thing if Mo Tian didn’t bully others someday.

[Anonymous]: Didn't Liu Fengye stop Mo Tian?Why are you still bullying others like this?

[Anonymous]: Why can't Liu Fengye bully Mo Tian after stopping him?Poor little boy is not Liu Fengye's boyfriend hahahaha

[Anonymous]: Then why help him?Sympathy between the same kind?

[Anonymous]: What if it reminds me of his mother and his sister playing D in other people's place?

[Anonymous]: Maybe, does he really like men?I think he usually ignores everyone.

[Anonymous]: trying to cover up

Most of the discussions are like this, which is unappetizing.

Zheng Xiyao looked suspiciously at Liu Fengye who was smiling happily, and asked, "Can you still laugh when these idiots say that? Don't be fooled by the stimulation."

"They say I'm a regular thing." Liu Fengye smiled, leaned over and swipe down the screen again, and swipe to the bottom in one breath, "I'm laughing at you."

[Anonymous]: [Picture.jpg]

Even without zooming in, Zheng Xiyao could tell at a glance that it was himself and Yu Qi in the picture.The season in the picture is still autumn, and when it was still a professional class, Yu Qi was bored and was trying to write his math papers. He turned his pen with his face propped up and looked at the former top scorer in the college entrance examination with a dazed expression on his face.

Zheng Xiyao scratched his hair, finally straightened up, and asked, "Didn't you say it has nothing to do with me?"

"That's right." Liu Fengye took it for granted, "Dong Chang has nothing to do with you, but the forum has something to do with you, otherwise why would I ask you here? Are you free?"

Zheng Xiyao replied to him, "You are not just idle", and concentrated on reading the various comments below.

[Anonymous]: Do you feel it?I think Zheng Xiyao also looks like

[Anonymous]: I think it's like, Zheng Xiyao is simply Liu Fengye's number two, and he doesn't answer anyone.

[Anonymous]: Then what's the situation with this teacher?

[Anonymous]: What if you get seduced!Fucking Zheng Xiyao, I feel like I'm making a fuss when I act like a baby with the teacher

"Fuck..." Zheng Xiyao enjoyed watching, "It's really interesting."

Liu Fengye approached Zheng Xiyao tentatively, but didn't dare to touch his shoulder, so he poked classmate Zheng's head with a rolled up political book, and asked with a smile, "A bad boy, a cold-faced school bully, and acting like a baby?"

"Screw you." Zheng Xiyao snatched back his political book, and slapped Liu Fengye's leg on the edge of his desk, "Can't you rely on your elders unconsciously when you are young? Fuck! This is saying I am coquettish." This... really fucking kills me."

The more Zheng Xiyao talked, the more he wanted to laugh. He stretched out his hands to pinch his ears, not knowing whether he was explaining or denying, and muttered softly, "And I'm not being coquettish... Anyway, I'm not."

Only Zheng Xiyao knew whether he was right or not.

No matter how he explained it, Zheng Xiyao couldn't explain it. Zheng Xiyao pinched his ears so hot that he frowned and asked, "Is this group of people sick? When you see a man, you think you are gay? Is there something wrong with your brain?"

Liu Fengye took back his mobile phone to find another new world, and patiently explained to Zheng Xiyao: "It's mainly due to jealousy. You never imagine how jealous men can be. It just so happens that there is such a platform for them to vent."

Zheng Xiyao asked again: "How did this spread?"

Liu Fengye pushed the phone in front of Zheng Xiyao again, and said: "Last year, when we were freshmen in high school, someone accidentally discovered that Mo Tian was beating someone, but he didn't dare to stop him face to face, so he asked under the function discussion, or was he People replied to the questions under the post. Someone asked and someone answered, and some people followed melons and analyzed. After going back and forth, they found that the poor little boy who was beaten liked men, and Mo Tian knew about it, and then they opened the door to a new world. , it evolved into this, and to celebrate, a new road was specially opened on the 101st floor."

Now Zheng Xiyao is looking at another new continent, and the bottom new picture is still Zheng Xiyao, but it is the photo that Zheng Xiyao and Cai Ji said at the gate of No. [-] Middle School that day when a reporter was squatting, and the comments are not that big Violence, pink bubbles floated everywhere.

If Cai Ji hadn't had a girlfriend, or Zheng Xiyao had someone he liked, Zheng Xiyao would have believed that he was in a relationship with Cai Ji.

WTF?

The title of the post is [True Love in Grilled Seven].

I really love you big-headed ghost, Zheng Xiyao thought.

"Then what happened to the one who was beaten?" Zheng Xiyao asked, and the comments below became more and more excessive, and even asked him to turn to the one who wrote short stories, "There is no reaction at home?"

Liu Fengye said, "I jumped off the building."

Zheng Xiyao was taken aback for a moment, then looked up at Liu Fengye.

Liu Fengye licked his lower lip and said: "His family members are all teachers, they couldn't accept that his son likes men, and even took him to undergo electric shock therapy. He couldn't take it anymore, so he jumped off the building."

Zheng Xiyao suddenly didn't dare to look at Liu Fengye anymore. He dodged to avoid his gaze, licked the dry skin on his lips, bit his lower lip, and asked, "How...how did you know?"

Liu Fengye still stared straight at Zheng Xiyao, and said slowly: "Because the person he likes is Mo Tian, ​​and Mo Tian told me about it."

"..."

Zheng Xiyao has someone he likes, and that person is still the same gender as him.

He saw it.

"Zheng Xiyao." Liu Fengye suddenly patted Zheng Xiyao on the shoulder, "I'll borrow what you said that day to enlighten me, you, whether you like men or women, it's your freedom, not everyone They are all so against homosexuality, and not all parents are so rigid. I think you have such a good personality, and your parents must not be so difficult to talk to. Tell me about you, you enlightened me that day so well, how could it be your turn? Are you afraid of becoming like this?"

That's because I didn't think about my parents.

I was full of joy and thought that liking someone was only my own business, but I forgot that liking it would also affect the other party, as well as my parents and the other party's parents.

I think everything is too simple, I am too naive.

……

In the political class, Zheng Xiyao rarely answered the teacher's question and stood for the whole class.

He also lost his mind when he was punished to stand. The teacher called him three times before he got a response. The teacher thought he was sick. He touched his forehead and he was relieved when he didn't feel it was hot. He asked a few words Let him sit down for a good rest.

Zheng Xiyao has never been a person who is easily swayed by rumors and other people's comments. He dares to think and do it, but this time he wants to back down before starting.

He was afraid.

Zheng Xiyao has been thinking wildly all day. He thinks about Aunt Yu. Aunt Yu has raised Yu Qi for 23 years. Can she accept her son being with a man?He misses his father again, can father accept that he likes men?Will he be disappointed in himself?

Yu Qi went to work overtime again. Zheng Xiyao almost passed the bus stop at night, but the driver woke him up when he yelled before arriving at the bus stop to ask if anyone got off the bus.

He didn't go to Aunt Yu's house for dinner at night.

He felt ashamed of Aunt Yu, she was so kind to him, like his mother, and that's how he repayed her?

Zheng Xiyao had a nightmare. He dreamed that Aunt Yu was kneeling in front of him, holding his wrist with both hands, her nails digging into his flesh. She cried and begged him to let her son go.Then I dreamed of my dead mother, and dreamed that she threw all the big white rabbit toffee into the fire, saying that she had no unruly son.Finally, I dreamed of my father again.

He dreamed of his father, looked at himself disappointedly, said nothing, but sighed heavily.

This can defeat Zheng Xiyao more than any words.