On the Possibility of Finding Success in Online Dating

Zheng Xiyao didn't dare to rush into Yu Qi's arms. He didn't know if Yu Qi liked men or not, and whether he would feel troubled or even bored because a man liked him.

He has to be careful.

Yes, as the saying goes, like is presumptuous, love is restrained!

Zheng Xiyao raised his head and met Shang Yuqi's eyes, the city fell instantly.

Ke your mother big head ghost!I'm going to be presumptuous!

"Aren't you from the suburbs?" Zheng Xiyao asked, then put his hand into Yu Qi's pocket presumptuously, and put the back of his ice-like hand on Yu Qi's, "Didn't you say you're busy? Why? Still coming to school?"

Unexpectedly, Yu Qi grabbed his hand and asked, "Why is it so cold?"

Look, those who are favored have nothing to worry about, and they can pull as soon as their little hands say.Zheng Xiyao wanted to cry but had no tears, and said in his heart that I don't know when the role of my brother can be changed.

Zheng Xiyao let out an "oh" and said, "I'm playing with my mobile phone, and I don't have my hands in my pockets."

Relying on his height, Yu Qi lowered his head to look at Zheng Xiyao's collar, reached into Zheng Xi's school uniform to pick up the collar of his sweater, and said, "Won't I let you add another coat in the morning? Where is the coat?" ?”

Zheng Xiyao opened his eyes and said nonsense: "It's in the classroom."

There is no way to take him.

Yu Qi had no choice but to take out Zheng Xiyao's bus card and a few strawberry-flavored lollipops from his pocket, and gave them to him, saying, "The driver has to work overtime at night, thank you for taking the bus."

"Working overtime again?" Zheng Xiyao took the card and the lollipop and asked, "Didn't you say you won't be busy at the end of the year?"

"I'm not busy at the beginning of December. As New Year's Day is approaching, of course we will change the promotional photos. I didn't ask just now..." Yu Qi stretched out his tone, reached out and gently pressed the corner of Zheng Xiyao's mouth, seeing him frowning and frowning slightly. He didn't dare to use any strength, "What's the matter? You got into a fight and got beaten up again?"

"How do you know?" Zheng Xiyao's eyes widened in shock, "A roundworm in your stomach?"

Yu Qi touched the corner of his mouth again, but couldn't laugh even if he wanted to: "A certain person said triumphantly that it is impossible to get punched in a normal fight. Does it hurt? Have you taken any medicine? Do you want to go to the studio and rub some alcohol? "

Zheng Xiyao shook his head, wanted to grin but was afraid of the pain, so he held back his smile and said, "If you don't touch it, it won't hurt, it's fine, I've applied the medicine."

Yu Qi said: "That's fine, that's fine, you can concentrate on your class, good student, the driver is working overtime."

"Go, Teacher Yu." Zheng Xiyao still couldn't hold back a smile, and the arc of his smile was a bit wide, tearing the scab that had just formed on the corner of his mouth, "Hiss—it's a bit expensive to tell you the price..."

Yu Qi was amused by him, rubbed his hair and said a few words before going back to the studio to drive.

Liu Fengye, who has been watching the excitement, felt that he was either blind just now, or he watched a live version of an idol drama, which was sweet and cruel, and the whole drama was full of sugar.

"Oh——" Classmate Liu Fengye pulled a long voice in a strange tone, and put his arm on Zheng Xiyao's shoulder, "I said why you were so surprised, what's the matter? You don't let anyone else touch it except him?"

It was Zheng Xiyao's eyes that responded to Liu Fengye.

"You call that pressing." Zheng Xiyao corrected, "The kind of pressing to death, and, if you think too much, that's my brother."

"Your brother?" Liu Fengye felt subconsciously that he was lying, "Your brother, why are you smiling so happily?"

Zheng Xiyao clenched the lollipop tightly in his pocket, pretending to be dumbfounded and said, "Who the hell said you can't have brothers and sisters respectful? This is called a traditional virtue, you know?"

He didn't want others to know that he liked Yu Qi.

I don't want to trouble Yu Qi.

At least until he got the result, Yu Qi could only be his brother, nothing else, he could only move forward and not backward.

But there is one exception.

Yao.: younger brother

Cai Ji: What's wrong bro?

Yao.: I

Yao.: fell in love with someone

Cai Ji: ...

Cai Ji: So...

Cai Ji: Is the cp I knocked out real?

Yao.: ...

Wait a minute, don't you follow the routine?Cai Ji's reaction is not quite right, it shouldn't be so plain, what's going on?Am I dreaming?

After sitting down in the classroom, Zheng Xiyao felt at a loss.

Yao.:? ? ?

Cai Ji: Are you scared?Think I didn't play the cards according to the routine?

Cai Ji: Ha!I can surprise you once in my lifetime!The way of heaven is reincarnation!

Zheng Xiyao sent Cai Ji an emoji of a villain holding a knife.

Cai Ji: OK OK OK

Cai Ji: "Oh, how should I put it... I have felt that such a day will come from the day we both ate fish"

Cai Ji: "It's very inexplicable. If you really ask me, I can't tell, but...he treats you quite differently. I am closest to you. I can feel it. When you are with him, I am too close to you." different"

Cai Ji: "Shy, do you understand brother? Although this word is definitely not applicable to you, but such a metaphor is very suitable"

Cai Ji: "Oh, I don't know what the hell I'm talking about. Anyway, no matter whether you succeed or not, I hope you will be happy. Really, brother, your happiness is my greatest happiness! Are you moved? I'm going to cry"

Yao.: ...

Yao.: Ah, I’m so touched

Yao.: I cried

Cai Ji: ...

In the next half hour, Cai Ji, who has only had one love experience, tirelessly shared the book of love with Zheng Xiyao. It was so old-fashioned and vulgar that Zheng Xiyao didn't even look at it.

It was not until 3 minutes before class that Cai Ji finally said something that Zheng Xiyao could see.

Cai Ji: You come to see me these few days, why don't you put on your glasses

Cai Ji: The thieves are frightening, every day there are reporters squatting at the door

Yao.: If that’s the case, why don’t I go find you?

Cai Ji:? ? ?

Cai Ji: Can you bear it?

Yao.: Why can't you bear it?

Cai Ji: Damn it!You are so cruel!

What gibberish lines?

……

On the day of the parent meeting, in order to save face for her daughter-in-law, Yu Ying specially dressed up, did her hair well, put on a little makeup, and matched it with a set of the most elegant clothes.

He was also complained about by his son who went home to sleep after working overtime.

"You really seem to be going to have dinner with the parents of my blind date. Parents' meeting, don't be so serious."

As a result, of course, I was taught a lesson by my mother.

But Boss Yu was so sleepy, physically and mentally exhausted, he casually responded with a few words to perfunctory his mother, and then lay on the bed, and after explaining the work to Cui Ruxu, he would immediately fall asleep.

Yu.: Have you agreed with the design company on New Year's Day?

Cui Ruxu: Well, go directly to the one at their company headquarters, their environment is good, and the effect should be OK

Yu.: Can you come back at the end of the year?

Cui Ruxu: We try our best

Cui Ruxu: By the way, are your kids coming?It's New Year's Day, don't you take others out to play for a few days?

Yu.: come

Cui Ruxu: OK, then I will deal with it

Yu.:?

Cui Ruxu: They are next to an entertainment company. The reporter who mainly reported on children’s homes last year belonged to their family, just in case

Yu.: Okay, thank you

Cui Ruxu: Heh, we don’t work hard for the boss

After the child said that day, Yu Qi paid attention to it, because he had contacted it before, and Yu Qi could also see that most of the sneaky people in the community were reporters.

It is estimated that the ghost made by the statement, the reporter did not expect to explode and exhausted all the enthusiasm of Dr. Zheng last year.

……

In math class, Granny Lin Xuehua was teaching a relatively complicated function problem. The people below all followed the teacher's train of thought closely, and some smart ones even went ahead with the teacher and continued to write the next steps.

A classmate like Zheng Xiyao, who wrote down all the complete steps step by step, is writing a small paper written silently in ancient poems and essays left by the Chinese teacher.

The Chinese teacher is so ruthless, in order to retaliate against her classmates for taking her class to make up math papers, she left three papers written silently in ancient poems and prose, not the kind that writes the next sentence for the previous sentence, but the kind that is suitable for the context .

Zheng Xiyao's writing hand was about to break before he finished two papers, and there was still a brand new paper waiting for him.

"Oh my god, Sister Cong is really crazy."

Zheng Xiyao muttered something in a low voice, just in time to be heard by the front desk, and echoed: "That's right, I'm about to vomit! Brother Yao, did you write the film review Mr. Song asked to write? Tonight he still has a review Woolen cloth!"

"I didn't write it." Zheng Xiyao sniffed, proud of being favored by Teacher Yu as his backing, "As far as my relationship with Teacher Yu is concerned, there is no problem."

No problem, the result is that he was fined to stand.

There are 24 people in the class, only Zheng Xiyao did not submit a film review.

"I don't care how much Mr. Xiao and Mr. Yu like you. It's useless. Now I'm the substitute teacher, do you know Zheng Xiyao? It doesn't work to let me be spoiled and arrogant. Why? Why do you look at me like that? Don't care about acting like a baby Use it."

Zheng Xiyao had a very thick skin, and she didn't feel embarrassed at all, and she really acted coquettishly: "Oh, sister Song, I wrote my homework too late yesterday, I really forgot."

Teacher Song is a young female teacher who doesn't have much resistance to good-looking boys, so she couldn't help laughing and asked, "Then how can they all remember?"

"I'm stupid." Zheng Xiyao said, terrified all 24 people.

Stupid?No. [-] in the school, is he stupid?

Classmate Zheng is dishonest even if he is punished to stand, relying on writing history papers on the wall in the room when the movie is showing.

When Mr. Song walked behind him, he was still struggling with the materials in classical Chinese, and he muttered that the current history papers were too much.

What is heard by the teacher is called completeness.

"Is the history paper too much?"

Teacher Song's voice suddenly appeared behind him, and Zheng Xiyao almost jumped up in fright.

After calming down, he quickly changed into a harmless and pure good student skin, and said: "It's okay, it's okay, it's not too much... sister, why are you walking silently, you scared me to death..."

Teacher Song didn't know whether to laugh or cry, so he patted Zheng Xiyao's arm and said, "Should I let you watch a movie or write an exam? Since you want to write so much, you should write the five lines that will appear later a hundred times."

Zheng Xiyao looked up at the scene where the movie was paused, licked his lower lip in embarrassment, and asked, "Teacher, please change five sentences, the next five sentences are not very good."

"Hey?" Teacher Song laughed angrily at him, "Have you read it? How did you know that the last five sentences are not good? Just the last five sentences! Come on, let's play."

Of course I have read it, not only have I read it, I also know what the last five lines are, Zheng Xiyao thought.

This movie was the one he sat on Yu Qi's lap and discussed with him one Friday.

The male and female protagonists sit face to face in revealing clothes, kiss each other lingeringly and ambiguously, murmur and pant, and rise and fall.

For at least the next 5 minutes, there is only one line of "ah".

The whole class roared with laughter, which covered up Teacher Song's embarrassment and the girls' embarrassment, but did not cover up Zheng Xiyao's embarrassment.

Even though there was so much laughter in the class, the heroine's first "ah" still floated into Zheng Xiyao's ears without any mistakes.

The falling "ah" of the air tone reminded Zheng Xiyao of his own "ah" that fell first and then rose.

They were all yelled on their laps, the only difference was that they were sitting facing each other, while he was sitting with his back to them, and was half paralyzed leaning on them.

Yu Qi didn't go home for about a week, and stayed busy in the studio every day, with sister Yue Xiyan.

Lonely man and widow, still in the same room...

I had a big fuck!

Zheng Xiyao slapped himself in the heart, I seemed to be jealous.

Fuck!

Zheng Xiyao's face was a little hot.

……

The weather was getting colder and colder, Zheng Xiyao finally listened obediently to Aunt Yu's words and put on a scarf mask. The reason was that the cold wind poured into his mouth yesterday morning.

When I got out of Master Qu's house and took the elevator down, there were already two people in the elevator, one old and one young, the old one was going to buy vegetables with a cloth bag, and the young one was playing with his mobile phone.

Zheng Xiyao was a little wary of the young people who had never met in this neighborhood. If it wasn't for this old man who knew Zheng Xiyao and would definitely pull him in, Zheng Xiyao would really choose to take the stairs.

"Oh, Xixi, have you visited your father recently?"

Yep, opening the screen for a critical strike, Zheng Xiyao has already noticed that the people behind him froze for a moment.

It's hard to say anything now, but don't talk about grandma, stop talking about the reporter behind?Isn't this rushing to bump himself into the reporter? It's too obvious that he is looking for death.

When he was a child, his parents always introduced him as Cui Guanxi, and some grandparents called him Xi Xi, and when he grew up, he couldn't change his words, so he kept calling him Xi Xi.

Zheng Xiyao had no choice but to say vaguely, "I've seen him, he's pretty good."

"Ah, I have to go and have a look. Your father is not easy. He brought you up by himself, oh..."

The sound of the elevator ding-dong was timely, and Zheng Xiyao took advantage of the "ding-dong" to change the topic logically and asked: "Why don't you wear a scarf in such a cold day? It's so cold. Come on, I'll give it to you." grandmother."

As I said, I really untied the scarf and put it on for grandma, giving grandma a good meal.

The young man followed Zheng Xiyao all the time when he left the unit door. Zheng Xiyao felt it, but didn't show anything. He led him into Unit 5 of Building 2, got off the elevator on the 19th floor and turned in. In the corridor.

It wasn't until the sound of the key opening the door came from inside that the elevator door closed slowly.

Zheng Xiyao let out a soft snort, turned off the music player on the phone, and walked through the elevator room to climb the stairs while showing off his intelligence with Cai Ji.

There are emergency escape doors on the roof, and there are doors in all three units. This is the way Zheng Xiyao used to hide from reporters last year.