On the Possibility of Finding Success in Online Dating

"Is it more important to grab the red envelope or my mobile phone?" Yu Qi let go, slapped Zheng Xiyao on the back of the waist, and said, "Get my mobile phone quickly."

Of course, it is important to grab red envelopes!

Supporting Yu Qi's chest, Zheng Xiyao stood up and snatched back the phone, but the sheets under his feet slipped, and his hands slipped too. Not even a second after being happy, Zheng Xiyao lay across Yu Qi's body, giving Yu Qi smashed it and coughed twice.

Then, there was an incredibly crisp "snap" that poured a basin of ice water on the atmosphere in the bedroom.

"Zheng Xiyao, kid." Yu Qi said leisurely, and patted Zheng Xiyao's buttocks, "It really fell off this time, you made it, go and pick it up for me, or I'll throw your phone in too .”

Reluctantly, Zheng Xiyao sat up straight, held up his right hand and cried out: "My wrist is twisted, and my foot is still broken. Is this how you treat the patient? You should take care of me now!"

"Didn't I take care of you?" Yu Qi looked at him curiously, with a clear smile in his eyes, "I was the one who took you to the hospital, and I was the one who brought you back from the hospital. I rubbed the medicine on you. I'm the one who changed your gauze and changed your clothes, now I'm tired and want to order you around, what's wrong? No way? "

Zheng Xiyao was proud of being favored, and snorted: "No."

Yu Qi: "..."

Yu Qi sat up, grabbed Zheng Xiyao's left wrist, pulled him onto his lap, and slapped his ass again: "Are you floating? Are you going?"

At first, the child yelled "No" a few times, but then the spanking hurt so much that the child couldn't get angry anymore, and after a while he begged for mercy: "Go, go, go! Don't hit brother... ...butt hurts."

Yu Qi helped to pull the bed out so that Zheng Xiyao could reach out to pick up the phone. The noise was too loud and woke up the little milk cat. Grandma meowed a few times but got no response, and jumped down from the noble cat climbing frame. Walking into the room, she stretched out her little paws to reach Yu Qi's trouser legs.

"Don't make trouble." Yu Qi squatted down and picked up the milk cat, letting it nestle in his arms, "Your mother is working, don't disturb him."

There was a muffled sound of "dong" from the bedside, and Yu Qi hugged the cat and sat at the end of the bed, asking, "What's wrong? Does it hurt?"

"It's okay." Zheng Xiyao said in a muffled voice, giving Strawberry a thumbs up in his heart, "The phone flies quite far, it's not very good, don't worry."

Yu Qi put the cat on the bed, teased the cat with the pillow towel that was thrown flying, and smiled clearly: "I'm not in a hurry, take your time, as long as you can pick it up for me."

The little milk cat is orange, although it looks like it can be blown away by a few gusts of wind, but the saying that out of ten orange cats, nine are fat is not unreasonable.

Yu Qi held the orange cat by the back of the neck to make it look at him. The orange cat didn't know what happened, but stretched out two small paws to touch Yu Qi's face, and meowed again.

Yu Qi suddenly thought of something, turned to look at Zheng Xiyao, and made fun of him again: "Your meow is milkier than him, do you know Zheng Xiyao, kid?"

There was another muffled "boom", and Yu Qixiao's stomach ached from the "boom".

Fortunately, it was covered with a mobile phone case, and nothing happened when I dropped it, except that a crack was dropped on the tempered film at the corner of the phone, and nothing else happened, except that I missed a few red envelopes.

It doesn't matter the few red envelopes he missed, anyway, he still has the big red envelopes from Cui Ruxu and the others.

There are various notes on the red envelopes, each more interesting than the last.

Cui Ruxu: Happy New Year, Boss Yu!Wish us a lot of money this year!

Yue Xiyan: Xiaoyu, happy new year, I wish you can recruit some smart and clever employees in the new year

Chen Jiamu: Teacher Yu is asking for a salary increase, my brother here wishes you a happy new year

Xiao Qing: Those who have left the order wish Boss Yu to leave the order as soon as possible and set a good example for everyone

Yu Qi was pushing the bed back to his seat, and Zheng Xiyao sat on the bench to help Yu Qi collect and grab the red envelopes, and was also responsible for reading to Yu Qi the blessings on the red envelopes and the news that the boss had given out red envelopes in the employee group.

In addition to his four good friends, there was also a very unfamiliar name Zheng Xiyao who gave Yu Qi red envelopes alone.

"Brother." Zheng Xiyao glanced at the phone screen for Yu Qi, and asked, "There is a man named Sun Yichen who sent you 200, and the note said that you should take good care of his wife. If you lose a catty of meat, you will be charged 100." bucks."

Yu Qi said "Oh" and said, "Help me back."

Zheng Xiyao asked: "What?"

Yu Qi said, "Oh."

Zheng Xiyao obeyed obediently, honestly replied with a "huh" and a period, and didn't say anything extra.

After replying, Zheng Xiyao went to change his remarks, and asked casually, "Who is his wife?"

Yu Qi turned his head and glanced at Zheng Xiyao, and after a short silence, he licked his lips and said slowly, "You have met and know each other, Xiao Qing."

Sure enough, he was stunned.

Yu Qi put the cat in Zheng Xiyao's arms and changed it back to his mobile phone. He also deleted the "Zheng Xiyao" note that the child had changed by himself, and replaced it with the "Little Crying Bag". He explained: "We've been together since university, and it's been six or seven years now, but Sun Yichen is not in City B, and his company has a lot of things going on recently, so you probably won't be able to see him."

"Why do I see him." Zheng Xiyao scratched his hair and replied in a random way, stroking the cat and said a little sullenly, "I don't know him."

Just a little surprised.

Unexpectedly, Teacher Xiao not only had a girlfriend, but also a male girlfriend.

Zheng Xiyao suddenly remembered that Aunt Yu said yesterday that Yu Qi didn't like girls either.Why do two of the three boys like boys?What about Cui Ruxu?Does he like men or women?Tsk, I'm a little curious.

Yu Qi didn't know what he was thinking, but intuitively felt that the kid should be in a good mood, so he reached out and rubbed his hair, and asked, "What's it called? Mimi?"

Zheng Xiyao suddenly had an expression of distaste: "Can I have something to do? I, an expert in naming, can I name the cat Mimi? Is it vulgar? How many cat names will I have to go out with?"

I think it shouldn't care about whether it hits the name or not, Yu Qi thought.

Zheng Xiyao hugged the cat, and brought the cat closer, touched the tip of Yu Qi's nose lightly with his small nose, and said, "It's called Strawberry, and its English name is strawberry. Personally, I think it may prefer a Chinese name, so be careful in the future. "

Yu Qi laughed out loud, rubbed Zheng Xiyao's hair even more messy, and said, "It's just that you like eating strawberries yourself, so you have to call people this name. Do you think you will scare people by eating strawberries in the future?"

Strawberry was hungry, so she broke free from Zheng Xiyao's hands to find cat food.

It's almost 8 o'clock now. According to Yu Qi's understanding of his parents, they should have cooked dumplings by now and are waiting for them to go back to eat.

He was also a little hungry.

Thinking of this, Yu Qi patted Zheng Xiyao's hands, and spread his arms as if he was going to hug him.

Zheng Xiyao was stunned, and asked: "... want a hug?"

"Just you?" Yu Qi looked Zheng Xiyao up and down, "If you want to hug me, wait a few more years, let's go, you are lame now, brother, I will carry you to dinner."

Zheng Xiyao originally wanted to say that he could walk by himself, but when he was about to say it, he turned his mouth around, thinking that there was nothing wrong with what Yu Qi said. He is a lame fairy now, so he should be able to act like a child Be a little more wanton.

So, Zheng Xiyao opened his arms as a matter of course, and smiled innocently: "Okay, I'm hungry, brother take me."

Zhong Yu flew home overnight, got off the plane at 7 o'clock in the morning, and arrived home a little after 8 o'clock.

Unexpectedly, as soon as I got out of the elevator, I saw my brother coming out from the opposite side with a little boy in his arms.

Hugging like a child, still a little bit ambiguous, hugging face to face, the little boy was wearing Yu Qi's down jacket, pajama pants, and no shoes, with gauze wrapped around his ankles, and his legs wrapped around Yu Qi's At the waist, the two arms hugged Yu Qi's neck tightly.

"Fuck me?"

"I rely on!"

The two brothers exclaimed at the same time.

Zheng Xiyao's head was hanging on Yu Qi's shoulder. He was shocked when he heard Yu Qi swearing for the first time, and leaned back with his hands supporting Yu Qi's shoulder.

I saw someone who was [-]% or [-]% similar to Yu Qi, even better-looking than Yu Qi, with double eyelids, long eyelashes, big eyes, high nose bridge, thin lips, fair skin, and tear moles at the corners of his eyes.

Fuck me!Zheng Xiyao exclaimed in his heart, it turned out that Yu Qi's brother looked so good-looking!Why is such a good-looking person not popular?He should be surrounded by fans wherever he goes!

Zhong Yu's eyes kept looking at the two long legs around his younger brother's waist, and after inadvertently looking at each other with the little boy, he finally couldn't help asking: "Is he..."

Yu Qi interrupted quickly: "No."

Zhong Yu made an exaggerated "Oh" and made a long sound, inexplicably giving Zheng Xiyao the illusion of being caught/raped in bed, making him a little shy.

Just as Yu Qi thought, the dumplings happened to be out of the pot when the door opened, and it was just right for the two brothers and a future daughter-in-law to come back.

Put the handicapped child on the sofa, and the two brothers went to the kitchen to help scoop up dumplings.

Zhong Yu raised his knee and arched his younger brother's buttocks, and asked, "Come here right after holding him? You don't even change your clothes? Aren't these fucking my younger siblings? When did you change your gender and like women again?"

"You are so annoying." Yu Qi complained to him, deliberately ignoring his mother's uncontrollable laughter, "What the hell are you doing now when you have a chance to call me younger brother?"

Zhong Yu elongated the tone "Oh" again, which made his younger brother want to kick him again.

Holding the dumplings, Zhong Yu stopped his younger brother at the door, and asked mysteriously, "If you're curious, when can I change my name to younger brother? This child looks good and meets our family's appearance standards."

Yu Qi couldn't help but cast a blank glance at his brother, disgusted: "What do you care? How long are you going to stay this time? Can you keep it for a few years?"

"Hmm...I can't." Zhong Yu sighed, feeling very helpless and a little bit lost, "I offended the boss, before the contract expires... I'll have to play tricks for a while with a low salary, it's hard to say whether I can show my face...brother Ah! Brother, I’m going to make ends meet!”

Yu Qi was curious: "It's just your boss who is always staring at your ass? What's the matter? Is your company not good-looking? After two years of hard work, I finally want to sneak you?"

"Damn your mother!" Zhong Yu kicked Yu Qi's ass, "Why do you think about this all day long? Get out of here, get out of here."

Yu Qi couldn't help laughing out loud, stretched out his legs and hooked his brother's legs to stop him at the kitchen door, and asked, "Hey brother, when will your contract expire? Why do you go when it expires? It's still a golden pot if you change to a new company." Wash your hands?"

"One year, I don't know why." Zhong Yu sighed, "Anyway, this company can't stay any longer, if I don't become famous in this year, no matter how much I want to change, the company won't want me. "

Yu Qi asked, "Didn't you just win an award?"

Zhong Yu curled his lips and said, "That's it, if the director doesn't recognize it, it's all given to me by Qiang'an, who can't be handed out. Otherwise, I won't even be eligible to go to the award ceremony."

His brother is a bit confused. He has been debuting for several years. Since he signed the company until now, he has been suppressed by the company. Good resources are not available to him, and good directors are interviewed by actors. The company did not give him this opportunity. The male second, but not many scenes were cut.

Now that he has offended the boss again, it is probably a good thing not to be hidden by the snow.

why?

Because his brother kept himself clean and resolutely refused to join forces with those who racked their brains to climb /bed/, he punched the boss on the first day he saw the boss, completely destroying his good future.

……

After eating the dumplings, Yu Qi took Zheng Xiyao to the hospital for a follow-up visit.

There were fewer people in the hospital on the first day of the Lunar New Year. The doctor gave Zheng Xiyao a bone-setting ankle, and Yu Qi recited a few words of taboos and precautions before he left the hospital.

"Hey, brother." Zheng Xiyao hugged Yu Qi's neck, and put his hands together to make a "scarf" for Yu Qi, "Let's go to the movies, I think there are a lot of movies today, why? Sample?"

"You don't have a fever, do you?" Yu Qi looked at him sideways, and his tone was as unexpected as it was unexpected. "Usually, don't you want to watch movies at all? Why did you change your sex this time?"

"Just..." Zheng Xiyao thought of a reason, "Are you bored?"

The reason is good, and Yu Qi quite agrees.

When sitting down on the iron stool at the bus station, Zheng Xiyao stood on his buttocks for a while because the iron stool was too cold, and couldn't bear the pain in his feet, so he endured the cold and sat down again.

"What are you watching?" Zheng Xiyao asked, swiping up and down the screen, trying to find something that appealed to him, "Action, comedy, love... Oh, I don't watch romance, drama, suspense... you choose one, I'll listen to you of."

Yu Qi leaned over to look at Zheng Xiyao's phone screen, and pointed to one at random: "That's it, the poster looks good."

The name is "Flying Birds and Blue Sky", and it is a feature film.

At first, Zheng Xiyao thought it was really a drama, maybe a romance, because the hero is a mermaid, yes, it is a mermaid.Then, the other main character is also male.

The plot of the two male protagonists hides a very obscure love line in the plot, which resembles Hai's daughter.

"It's a big brain hole." Zheng Xiyao said while eating popcorn, "I thought this kind of subject matter would not be shown on the screen."

"Why not?" Yu Qi asked him, snatching the popcorn from Zheng Xiyao's hand, "In fact, since last year's "September", themes of the same sex have gradually become popular with the public. It had a great impact, and when it was said that it would be forced to be removed from the shelves, many people stood up and resisted, but then again...do you know who wrote "September"?"