On the Possibility of Finding Success in Online Dating

When Yu Qi and Zhong Lezhi came back, Yu Ying was alone on the sofa, her eyes were still red, red and swollen, and there was a cup of steaming hot water on the table.

Yu Qi didn't see Zheng Xiyao in the room, so he came out and sat next to Yu Ying, and asked, "Did you tell him everything?"

Yu Ying gave her son a blank look, and the meaning of hating iron but not steel was particularly obvious: "What's wrong? Don't let people tell you? You're mad at me to death!"

Out of nowhere, after being scolded for a while, Yu Qi thought he was stupid.

He looked at Zhong Lezhi in confusion, and asked, "What's wrong with my mother?"

Zhong Lezhi shook his shoulders, expressing the words "I don't know" to the fullest.

"Why did you let him go back?" Yu Qi asked, his mother slapped his hand off when he wanted to drink the water on the table, so he had to give up resentfully, "He can't walk on the ground yet, and he can't use his right hand hard, and it doesn't matter if he burns or not." I don't know why you just..."

"As long as I am, you will scold me." Yu Ying inexplicably taught Yu Qi a lesson, which frightened Old Zhong, "You haven't said a word to anyone for two days, so I won't go if you leave me alone." Wait here."

Yu Qi really felt that his mother was baffled.

The Spring Festival Gala has performed a few shows, and Yu Qi has been swiping his phone all the time. He didn't see Zheng Xiyao in Moments, and he, like half a month ago, didn't reply to him at all.

So how did his foot get home?

When another skit program appeared, Yu Qi sighed heavily, grabbed the down jacket on the sofa and went out, the whole process was not blocked by Yu Ying and Zhong Lezhi at all.

Zhong Lezhi touched Yu Qi's leg quietly, and asked, "What's wrong? Why are you so abnormal?"

Yu Qi looked away from the door, and sighed: "Their children's small misunderstandings will be resolved by themselves, and I can only help here. You and I are ready to welcome our daughter-in-law."

Zhong Lezhi was about to teach his wife a lesson and said, "I haven't written the horoscope yet", when the eldest son's WeChat phone rang.

The eldest son was in the song and dance show just now. Although there were no scenes, he only sang a few sentences, but no matter what, he was still successfully on the Spring Festival Gala!

"Hello? Dad! Mom! Did you see me just now?"

"I see." Zhong Lezhi smiled, and pointed the phone at Yu Ying, "Your mother even videotaped you."

"I knew my mother had to record it. Hey, where is my brother? Didn't you watch my performance?"

Zhong Lezhi said: "Looked at it! Now he..."

Zhong Lezhi received a warning from his wife's gaze, and changed his words very flexibly, and even changed it into a smooth line: "I'm chasing younger siblings for you!"

Zhong Yu: "???"

……

Coming out of Aunt Yu's house, she walked slowly to Master Qu's house step by step to get the gift back, and took out various materials prepared a month ago from the refrigerator, and found an apron that she hadn't worn in two or three years.

Zheng Xiyao is not the first time to make cakes, but it is the first time to do it at home.

It doesn't have to be too much for one person to eat, and Yu Qi eats a lot at night, so he might put down his fork before he can eat a few bites.Thinking of this, Zheng Xiyao looked at the formed embryo and sighed.

It's still getting bigger, and one person can eat to death.

I walked a lot, and I used a lot of force when stirring the cream, and my ankles and wrists were so painful.Especially the feet began to swell and hurt again, and the bones felt a bit stabbed, so he had to change the fulcrum to another good leg.

It’s almost time to ring in the new year when the cake is actually ready.

Zheng Xiyao was really tired, his right wrist hurt so much that he couldn't even take his phone out of his pocket.

The shielding was canceled, and the red dot below instantly soared to 99+.There was a pile of cat food on the sofa, which took up all the space he needed to sit. Zheng Xiyao had nowhere to go, so he wanted to greet Yu Qi immediately, so he sat by the door.

Looking at Yu Qi's news one by one.

From "Where are you" at the beginning to "Remember to tell me when you unblock me" at the end, Zheng Xiyao felt more and more sad the more he watched.

He asked, I have helped you make the gift for me, when will you give it to me?He said, I don't know what I did to make you not want to see me so much, but at least tell me if you are okay.

From the beginning to the end, there was not a word of complaint or anger.

Aunt Yu said that after Yu Qi came out of his house that day, he passed out due to hypoglycemia, and he had been spinning for 26 hours. He only ate one meal and didn't drink much water. He heard that he disappeared and came back without even taking a break. When looking for someone, the first thing you ask after waking up is if he found it.

He is so good, why am I so cruel.

The little orange milk cat crawled onto Zheng Xiyao's lap at some point, looking at him with watery eyes, as if he could talk.

Yao.: Brother...

Yao.: Can you... come here?

Yao.: Just a moment

Yao.: 2 minutes!

"Strawberry." Zheng Xiyao turned off the phone, pinched the back of the milk cat's neck with a wry smile, "I made your father go away, you have to fight, at least let your father not..."

"I'm in a cold war with me" I didn't say the five words, but was interrupted by the WeChat notification tone.

Yu.: open the door

Hold?

Zheng Xiyao's mind was so blank that he forgot that he was still holding the cat in his hand. Fortunately, he still had a subconscious movement of holding the cat's butt. The movement of carrying the cat didn't look so much like a bully.

Zheng Xiyao didn't even know how he opened the door. When he saw Yu Qi standing at the door, he didn't even know how to breathe. He was so stupid, so completely stupid, his brain went down, his eyes couldn't Blinking doesn't know how to close it.

It was his two fingers pinching the back of the cat's neck that kept rubbing against each other, annoyed the kitten and meowed, and then restarted Fool Zheng's brain.

It will take time to start functioning again. Zheng Xiyao just recovered his speaking and breathing functions. He didn't even think about it. When he lifted the cat, he meowed inexplicably.

Yu Qi: "..."

Zheng Xiyao was blown by the cold wind, and his brain was working a little faster. After realizing that he had just said something, the tips of his ears turned red all of a sudden, not just the tips of his ears, The neck is like playing with blush.

"No..." Zheng Xiyao didn't dare to look into Yu Qi's eyes, so he lowered his head and spoke incoherently, "No...not meow, I...fuck/What the hell am I talking about, it's not...brother...birthday... …No, new, happy new year."

Yu Qi didn't reply, and didn't move. Zheng Xiyao just stood with his head down and the cat in his hands. For a while, the whole atmosphere was extremely awkward.

"Brother..." Zheng Xiyao tentatively said, with a soft ending and a bit of crying, "Can you... catch the cat? My...hand hurts..."

The sound of the down jacket rubbing against each other came, and Zheng Xiyao felt that the weight on his hands suddenly became quite heavy, but when he put his hands down, he was embarrassed and didn't know where to put them.

"Go on running." Yu Qi's voice floated over his head coldly, "Aren't you amazing? Aren't you capable? Run away from home? Go on, what are you doing when you come back? What is my home? Shelter station? Come whenever you want Come and go if you want?"

The kid didn't speak, didn't look up, and kept both hands behind his back.

Yu Qi noticed that his left foot was only on the tiptoe of the ground, and he didn't dare to use any strength. He also noticed that his right leg was actually sore from standing tense, so he didn't dare to move.

The cat in his arms could also feel that the person holding him was angry, and he didn't dare to move. He lay quietly in Yu Qi's arms, not even daring to meow.

He saw tears fall to the ground, and a small water mark appeared on the tile floor.

Zheng Xiyao wanted to reach out to wipe away his tears, but felt that crying was too embarrassing. Anyway, he couldn't see it with his head down, so he didn't wipe it away.Who knew that Yu Qi could not only see, but also see how many tears shed.

Did you say it?Yu Qi thought to himself.

Just thinking about it, the kid suddenly stretched out his hand and grabbed the corner of his clothes.

"Brother... I'm sorry..."

Forget it, Yu Qi closed his eyes, and sighed in his heart, he would still have a fever if the cold wind continued.

"Forget it." He said, "If you give me another meow, I will forgive you."

Zheng Xiyao raised his head in surprise, his eyes were red and swollen like weeping peaches, there were still tears hanging on his eyelashes, and he looked at Yu Qi with tearful eyes.

Brightly asking "what are you talking about".

"Don't understand?" Yu Qi leaned down to get closer to him, the breaths of the two intertwined, he deliberately slowed down, word by word, "You meow again, and I will forgive you after meowing."

The breath of each word is entangled with Zheng Xiyao's breath, ambiguous and intimate.

Zheng Xiyao's neck turned even redder.

"……Meow……"

So obedient, Zheng Xiyao in this appearance is too obedient, grandma is obedient.

Yu Qi finally smiled, but he was very tired.He finally put his hand on Zheng Xiyao's hair again, and rubbed it with comfort and pampering.

"Close your eyes." Yu Qi said, moving his hands away from his hair, covering his eyes, and in this position, gently kissed his middle finger, "Happy New Year, welcome home."

……

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, an auspicious day full of joy and excitement, Zheng Xiyao opened his eyes in a daze listening to the sound of cannons outside, and the first thing he saw was not a snow-white ceiling, nor pillows and quilts , but a human chest.

Clothes chest.

Zheng Xiyao's brain went down for a second, and he slowly raised his head along his chest, and saw Yu Qi who was playing with his phone with his face propped sideways.

Fuck me, the first day of the new year is a bit of a fucking thrill.

Yu Qi yawned slowly, moved his eyes away from the phone for a while to look at Zheng Xiyao's eyes, and teased him with a half-smile: "Woke up, little crying bag?"

Zheng Xiyao: "..."

Zheng Xiyao still felt guilty and embarrassed, and instead of responding to this sentence as usual, he asked him awkwardly: "Why did we sleep together?"

Yu Qi glanced at him suspiciously, and asked puzzledly, "Oh, so you can have a fragment without having a fever or drinking alcohol?"

Zheng Xiyao was silent.

Yu Qi stared back at the phone screen again, and helped Zheng Xiyao recall his feat together: "Last night, you hugged me and cried for half an hour, crying so hard that your heart was broken, and then you pulled me and refused to let me go , saying that the first person you see when you open your eyes today must be me, otherwise you are dreaming. I said I would go to the guest room to sleep, but you refused so fiercely that you pulled my clothes. Did you see this button? You tore it off, I'll sew it on later."

Yu Qi put the button on Zheng Xiyao's temple very thoughtfully.

So, what is the scariest thing?It's someone who didn't disconnect after you disconnected, and then this person who hasn't disconnected still forces you to recall all the amazing actions you did when you disconnected.

Yu Qi's appearance gave Zheng Xiyao a feeling that he had never been angry with him at all, and he answered the words very smoothly: "Impossible! I can't be broken if I don't drink or have a fever. Even if I drink, I can't be broken." That! You're lying to me."

Yu Qi didn't have time to forgive him before he finished speaking, so he heard himself crying and howling from Yu Qi's cell phone.

"Brother, you are not allowed to go! Don't go... woo... Don't go... Don't go! Don't go! You sleep with me, and the first person I will see when I open my eyes tomorrow is you! You are not allowed to go! I don't Let you go! You eat my cake and take my cat and you are mine! You are not allowed to go!"

Fuck, who is this?

Zheng Xiyao felt that he could find a crack in the ground to get in.

But Yu Qi wanted to add fuel to the flames: "Yes, speaking of this cake, hey - you really aren't very good at making it, kid. You refused to eat it in one bite and insisted that I finish it all, such a big one, huh...you are trying to make me die."

Zheng Xiyao "teng" sat up, and his two paws "slapped" on Yu Qi's face, and the mobile phone that took the picture of Yu Qi fell into the gap between the two pillows.

"Have you finished eating?" Zheng Xiyao was so frightened that he couldn't laugh or cry, "You actually finished eating! I/fuck/I don't know if the cream has expired or not, why did you finish eating it?"

Yu Qi didn't slap Zheng Xiyao's hands away, and let him rub his face back and forth, while he himself fumbled for his missing phone under the pillow.

"You forced me to eat it." Yu Qi lied flatly, and accidentally didn't touch the phone, "Wait a minute, kid, I don't know where I asked you to take pictures with my phone, you can take pictures of my face later .”

Zheng Xiyao let go obediently, moved her body to the side, and said, "There is a seam at the head of this bed, check to see if it fell into the seam."

Yu Qi asked: "What if my hand gets stuck? Why don't you stretch it?"

Zheng Xiyao crossed his legs, took his mobile phone from the bedside table, and said "Happy New Year" to Cai Ji, then accepted Comrade Cai's big red envelope, and said, "I'm also afraid of getting stuck, your mobile phone , stretch yourself."

Yu Qi stood up and snatched the phone from Zheng Xiyao's hand quickly, held it in his hand and twisted it around, and said with a smile: "You took my phone away, pick it up for me, hurry up , or you don’t want your phone.”

"Hey!" Zheng Xiyao subconsciously stretched out his hand, but instead of snatching the phone back, he simply propped his hand on Yu Qi's chest and reached out for the phone he held up high, "It's time to grab the red envelope!"

Yu Qi just raised his hand like this, and when the other hand was tired, he was comfortably leaning back against the pillow. During this period, he didn't forget to cover Zheng Xiyao's clothes to prevent him from reaching his mobile phone.