On the Possibility of Finding Success in Online Dating

"Grandpa Zhang? Ah, I'm Xiyao, that... my neighbor's son... ah, yes, I want to trouble you... his name is Yu Qi, but I don't know if he went, I just want to say I'll just call. Ah... Thank you, Grandpa. Okay, I won't bother you."

You don't have to be so polite when talking to Grandpa Zhang Zhiyi, no wonder the old man can tell right away that he needs help.

To be honest, a little curious.

Zheng Xiyao was a little curious about Yu Qi's work.

It's 6 pm now, and it should be just over 10 in the UK.

"It's past 10 o'clock...you should be at work..."

Zheng Xiyao was lying on the bed looking at his WeChat interface, and the conversation with Yu Qi still stopped two hours ago.By coincidence, he turned on Yu Qi's voice again.

Yu Qi's voice sounds clean, with a cool and cold feeling, but when he speaks, the consonant rises, and there is a slight smile, and the words are clearly pronounced, and the voice-to-text can be converted verbatim. come over.

Zheng Xiyao looked at the three words "childish ghost" in the upper left corner, and felt more and more uncomfortable the more he looked at it.

In the end, it was changed to "Yu Qi", which seemed to be a little more comfortable.

……

Cai Ji, this person, is very idle.

The first thing I did when I got home was to throw myself on the bed and roll around twice. It was only under the intimidation of Zheng Xiyao who was holding the broom upside down that I got up and reluctantly opened the luggage and the bag full of knowledge and began to pack.

Zheng Xiyao had the honor to visit Cai Ji's whole process of packing clothes, and he couldn't help but sigh, as expected of a student who has been forced to live in a dormitory after military training, his ability to pack things is really fast.

After tidying up his things, Cai Ji rolled around on the bed for two more times. He didn't know what he thought of, jumped up with a "Teng", climbed onto the computer chair with all his hands and feet, and turned on the computer excitedly.

He even invited Brother Yao over.

"So?" Zheng Xiyao casually took out a high school math book from his bookcase and opened it, "Why did you call me? See our Qingfeng Gege's handsome butcher's experience?"

Classmate Cai Ji, the escape account "Vv Qingfeng", the fourth pursuer on the ranking list, the operation is extremely fancy.

Cai Ji quickly logged into QQ and V Station, and while waiting for the advertisement on V Station, he turned his head and looked at Zheng Xiyao with a smile, and asked, "Is it an honor?"

Zheng Xiyao replied with two words: "Hehe."

Cai Ji said: "Two days ago, my roommates were busy with exams and didn't let me broadcast live. I have to take advantage of these two days to hang out, otherwise I don't have enough time and it will be very troublesome."

Zheng Xiyao was confused when he heard this: "What? You don't deduct money, why are you so nervous?"

Cai Ji said: "But I want to participate in that cross-platform bounty contest!"

As soon as money was mentioned, Cai Ji's eyes began to shine brightly.

"The length of time is also a guarantee. In case my fans have never done Chunhua'er Wusan and the others, I can also fight for it!"

Chunhua and Wusan are also the contracted anchors of V station to play Escape Chaser. Zheng Xiyao has seen them in the game video, and also met Cai Ji.

When Cai Ji was still a junior high school student, he joined a team called Tr. He participated in two competitions, one runner-up and the other third. The prize money he took home was tens of thousands, maybe even less.

Speaking of the competition, Zheng Xiyao remembered that Liusha invited him to participate in the competition.

"Liusha invited me again." Zheng Xiyao said, "I want to play games."

"Are you invited again?" Cai Ji was a little surprised.

Station V suddenly said that it needs to be updated, the installation package is not small, and the waiting time is a bit long.

During this time, Cai Ji turned his chair around to watch Brother Yao do the math problems in his book with a pencil.

Cai Ji was not surprised that Brother Yao would do math problems in the first year of high school, and said, "Let me guess, did you reject our captain again with 'I want to study hard'?"

Zheng Xiyao raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Smart."

Cai Ji said, "Actually, I think you can try it."

Zheng Xiyao paused while writing.

Cai Ji chased after the victory: "Look, your live broadcast is a good thing. At least it means that you have started to go out. Isn't that good? You can't go to No. [-] Middle School and hand in a blank paper like No. [-] Middle School. Get used to it in advance."

In fact, Cai Ji still has something to say, he wants to say, you are so good, you can’t hide, the spotlight will shine on you sooner or later, you can’t even hide, what should belong to you belongs to you, no one can take away.

He felt that these words were too hypocritical and sensational, and he would definitely be scolded by his elder brother Yao.

Zheng Xiyao had intended to get out of that shadow, and the invitation from Quicksand this time would have shaken Zheng Xiyao a little, otherwise he wouldn't have started the live broadcast suddenly.

Cai Ji's words were like a strong hand, pulling him to go out.

"I'll think it over."

"Okay, think about it." Cai Ji knew that his words had worked, so he didn't force him anymore. "It just so happens that the summer competition is held here, which is very convenient."

……

Before the broadcast started, Cai Ji suddenly had a bold idea.

"Brother Yao."

Zheng Xiyao, who was writing the math paper for Cai Ji's final exam on the book with a pencil, suddenly raised his head, looked at Cai Jijian's expression of looking for a beating, picked up an eraser and threw it over, with an extremely unfriendly tone: "Yes Let the fart go."

Cai Ji skillfully caught the eraser, patted the camera on the computer, and laughed so hard: "Brother Yao, do you want to... accompany me to live broadcast?"

Zheng Xiyao: "..."

Cai Ji, a faceless anchor, accompanied him on the live broadcast...

In fact, Cai Ji didn't have much illusions. After all, his elder brother Yao had a certain psychological shadow on such things as showing his face in public. A person who even took pictures had to be a paparazzi-level capture, and he had never been under illusions when he appeared in live broadcasts.

In the end, Brother Yao nodded his head as if he had eaten his brain.

I was afraid that Cai Ji would be too affected, so I added a friendly sentence: "Okay."

Cai Ji's mind was like exploding fireworks, scrolling in circles what every fan who came in had to say during Zheng Xiyao's live broadcast yesterday.

"My God! Is this Chinese New Year?!!!"

Then he saw his elder brother Yao got up from the bed, pulled his slippers back to his room, and when he came back again, he had a pair of gold-rimmed glasses on his eyes.

Still the kind of gold-rimmed glasses with two chains.

The sunny and refreshing big brother next door turned into a gentle scum in an instant, the contrast was huge.

That's not enough, Zheng Xiyao rummaged through Cai Ji's schoolbag again, and asked, "Where's your headband?"

Cai Ji: "..."

Cai Ji, a dormitory student who can only go home on statutory holidays, a student with extremely fast-growing hair, specially bought a headband in order to cope with the school's rigid rule of "hair not covering eyebrows". The brain gate of a color.

With glasses and a headband, unless someone like Cai Ji who has seen Zheng Xiyao for four years can recognize Zheng Xiyao after a while, other people will only think that this is who is testing A handsome boy with his own good looks.

Station V has regulations on live broadcasts for minors, which cannot exceed five hours.

Five hours would not break Zheng Xiyao's hair.

The problem is not big.

……

Qingfeng was a little caught off guard when the broadcast started, not only his fans, but even his teammates who were training didn't react.

Cai Ji was waiting for Zheng Xiyao, who was going to get the courier, to come back, and he was also waiting for the game to log in, so he said a few words "I'm here, I'm here" perfunctorily, thinking that I would introduce his brother Yao later.

However, he turned on the voice software and entered his team's channel.

"Hey? Fengfeng is on vacation!"

It's Captain Liusha, the one who invited Zheng Xiyao to play the game yesterday.

"Well, let it go." Cai Ji said, feeling that it shouldn't be so slow to pick up a courier, so he couldn't help but look at the door.

The captain was still training, but he didn't know Qingfeng started the live broadcast.

But fans do know.

[Who is Brother Qingfeng looking at? 】

Cai Ji happened to see this sentence when he came back, and replied: "I'm watching...fuck my brother! Why are you taking so long? Picking up the courier for you to go to Xitian?"

Zheng Xiyao didn't take off his glasses, but put Liu Hai'er down.

He regretted it.

Cai Ji was mentally prepared for this, and had already moved the camera down a little. In this way, as long as Zheng Xiyao was not sitting next to him, others would not be able to see his face, at most he could only see his mouth.

"Scream, shout." It's not the first time Zheng Xiyao has backtracked on the matter of showing his face. From the first guilt to the current indifference, he has developed a very thick skin.

Zheng Xiyao threw the courier on Cai Ji, took the glass in his hand and drank it down, and said, "What the hell did you buy? Shen is dead."

Cai Ji laughed, unpacking the courier while watching the barrage, and said to Zheng Xiyao who was about to do his own paper: "Power! This is power! The power of May [-]rd! Are you afraid?"

Zheng Xiyao knows that the camera will not show his face, but he will also be restrained and nervous

So without raising his head, he said "hehe" sarcastically: "Ah, I'm so scared."

A tall boy with a nice voice suddenly appeared on the screen. He also has a good relationship with brother Qingfeng.

[Oh my God, brother Qingfeng suddenly frightened me so much! 】

[Someone!someone! 】

[What a fucking skinny guy!Brother Qingfeng, who is this! 】

[Judging by his voice, he must be a handsome guy! 】

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha the power of the goddamn Wusan】

The captain and team members who had finished training also heard Cai Ji's unexpected voice, "Damn it!" several times in succession, and started asking.

"You're a fucking soul!"

"Scared Fengfeng to death! The mouse almost flew out!"

Cai Ji said: "I'm sorry, did you see that man who crawled on my bed to write my paper and drink my water? This is your master."

[? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

[Fuck? ? ? ? ? ? 】

【...Is it the God Guan I know? 】

Captain Quicksand: "Damn it! Xiguan?"

Cai Ji replied: "Otherwise, who else is the master Guan? Yes! Yes! Captain! Xiguan, the second on the list, the one who rejected you repeatedly."

【what's the situation! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[Is this an official announcement? 】

[Oh my god, I actually hit it for real! ! !West Wind is really woo woo woo! ! ! 】

【Rejection over and over again hahahahaha, the captain is so pitiful hahahahaha】

Cai Ji turned his head to look at Zheng Xiyao, and saw that brother Yao was biting his thumb and writing the last big question, then turned his head back and said, "What is it, you Guan Dashen is my brother, dear."

【Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow】

[Brothers are also good! ! ! 】

The captain Quicksand burst out another rude sentence in a daze: "Fuck!"

Then he said: "Hurry up, hurry up, cool breeze! You can get the moon first if you are close to the water, and persuade your brother to join our Tr team!"

[Captain hhhhhh's great job of poaching people]

[I have a hunch that the captain will have to be rejected again]

Cai Ji helplessly spread his hands: "I can't say, I have to write my summer homework for me, and my brother said that he should study hard, how can you bear to force a petite and lovely future flower!"

quicksand:"……"

[Excuse me, is Brother Xiguan still short of a sister?The kind that can be used as a leg pendant! 】

[Ah, ah, I'm so envious! 】

【God damn petite and cute! 】

[Brother Qingfeng, if you are threatened, just blink! 】

Zheng Xiyao didn't know when he walked behind Cai Ji, and said suddenly: "Well, tell me what's good about Tr, and I'll think about it again."

Cai Ji was also taken aback by Zheng Xiyao, and only then noticed that in the small square in the video below, Zheng Xiyao had already exposed his entire face, and he didn't even put his hair up.

It wasn't 01:30 that Cai Ji was frightened, he wondered why his brother Yao was so sudden.

[I rely on it!He is really handsome! 】

[I got a big slot!The two brothers are so beautiful! 】

【Guan Shen really fulfilled my fantasy of an e-sports hero! 】

[From then on, the hero of the e-sports novel has a face!How can he be so handsome! 】

Zheng Xiyao still didn't quite get used to it, so he just showed off and left.

This was already a great breakthrough for him. After drinking three cups of cold water, his heart was still beating non-stop.

Cai Ji suddenly felt a little moved and excited.

Liusha didn't watch Qingfeng's live broadcast, and didn't know what happened here, and simply thought that Xiguan's words must have a little spark of hope.

"We're pretty good."

Zheng Xiyao opened Cai Ji's newly arrived May [-]rd, and picked up a pencil to prepare for the questions: "Rac is also very good, the champion of the winter competition."

"Tr has your brother!"

Zheng Xiyao glanced at Cai Ji: "It's too good to be sneaked by me for 120 seconds."

"Yanghe will come too."

Zheng Xiyao laughed at him mercilessly: "He just said yesterday that he would not play games, you are lying."

……

Cai Ji only broadcasted it for two hours, and stopped broadcasting after playing a few games.

However, Zheng Xiyao gained a lot. He did four pages of five and three, and got the answer right.

Cai Ji stretched his waist, glanced casually at Zheng Xiyao's correct rate of checkmarks, and said, "You really scared the hell out of me just now, you really came and went in a hurry."

"I'm honored." Zheng Xiyao said, "Try it, it feels... alright."

Such things as psychological shadows need to come out slowly, and there is no rush.

Cai Ji felt that he had said enough today, so he decided not to continue this topic, and asked, "Brother Yao, can I make Coca-Cola Chicken Wings at night? It's rare to do it once in the cafeteria, and I'm so salty. I really miss your craftsmanship!"

Zheng Xiyao said: "Okay, then go buy a bottle of Coke."

Cai Jiai said: "Ah? Why did I go, I've been riding an e-Donkey all day, I'm tired!"

Zheng Xiyao spread his hands: "Anyway, it doesn't matter if I eat or not."

Cai Ji: "..."

For the sake of food, endure it.

Before Cai Ji went out, Zheng Xiyao specifically asked him: "Coca-Cola, bring me another piece of chocolate, remember to buy some popsicles, and buy me the cutest, strawberry flavored one."

Cai Ji: "..."