On the Possibility of Finding Success in Online Dating

Zheng Xiyao had a dream again. In the dream, he was standing in front of the TV. A well-dressed woman was receiving her honor on the stage. She smiled generously at the media and colleagues, but when she turned around, she appeared in front of the TV. In front of Zheng Xiyao, he slapped him on the face, just like an old witch in a fairy tale.

"You mean to watch your brother make a fool of yourself, don't you?"

"Some people are living waste that no one cares about."

"If you dare to sue, I'll throw you off the stairs!"

The old witch in Snow White.

He remembered that he had always called her like this behind his back, and he never dared to say it in front of her.

But once, the old hag took Dad's belt and pulled the bloodstains out of his back, like a madman.

He would have been in his teens by then, and he would not have provoked her on purpose long ago. How could he still be so angry with her?What are you talking about?Could it be that he called her an "old witch" to her face again?

"Aunt Song."

Ah, yes, call her Aunt Song.

Zheng Xiyao slowly opened his eyes, the small silicone lamp by the bedside was turned off at some point because of the lack of electricity, the curtains blocked the moonlight, and the room was pitch black, making it a bit uncomfortable to watch.

Zheng Xiyao turned on the desk lamp, the incandescent tube was too dazzling, Zheng Xiyao squinted his eyes for a while to get used to it, and lay down on the bed again.

Until last year, Zheng Xiyao had been living in a reorganized family.

His mother died suddenly due to overwork before he could remember. Both his parents were doctors, and they were busy all day long. Zheng Xiyao was always taken care of by a nanny, but his father never neglected his son. Some loved and cared a lot, and took him to the amusement park like other fathers during the holidays in the courtyard.

The lives of the father and son changed when Zheng Xiyao was 7 years old. A temperamental and beautiful aunt came to their home, and they brought a brother.

Zheng Xiyao listened to the nanny's insinuation and asked what would happen if his father found him a stepmother, how could a child know that what he said was true.A woman who wanted to be his mother suddenly ran out of the family, and she had an extra brother for no reason. Zheng Xiyao felt that his father didn't want him anymore.

That was the first time he cried and made a fuss in front of his father.

The crying was heartbreaking and heartbreaking, but the beautiful aunt still lived with them.

It was okay for the first two years, but after Zheng Xiyao took the trophy and certificate home for the first time, life changed.

Zheng Xiyao's second explosion was because the elder brother of the beautiful aunt's family robbed him of the manuscript for the English competition, won the special prize, and appeared on the entertainment news.He looked at his brother proudly on TV, and he was envious.

When the second outbreak occurred, my father was operating in the operating room all night. He cried and asked why the beautiful aunt robbed him of his speech.

It was the first time he was beaten, and the beautiful aunt's nails scratched his face.

The beautiful aunt slapped him, but then kicked him with her high heels, her voice was sharp and mean, she said that those honors belonged to her son, and she asked him to write a speech for her son.

If he disagreed, he would be beaten, and he would be beaten if he told his father. Zheng Xiyao was afraid of being beaten, and he didn't dare to cry in front of his father anymore. As long as his eyes were red, he would still be beaten.

He started to hate himself, and he started to hate things that could be photographed.

He chose No. [-] Middle School by himself, and he also chose a broadcasting major that he didn't want to study. He handed in blank papers every time he took the exam, and spent his whole day in the last row waiting to die.

Until there was an English competition in the city that could win great honors. In order to avoid it, Zheng Xiyao stayed at the house of the same table Cai Ji for several days. Who the hell knew that the beautiful aunt found Comrade Cai's house.

As a kid in the first grade of junior high school, some things are still ignorant and ignorant, and the curiosity is too much. Cai Ji heard the words of the beautiful aunt beating and scolding Zheng Xiyao, and then Comrade Cai knew.

Throughout junior high school, as long as his father didn't come home at night, Zheng Xiyao lived in Cai Ji's house.

Last year, the police said that his father killed the beautiful aunt, and his father never returned home. Comrade Cai also changed from uncle Cai to a godfather.

The elder brother of the beautiful aunt's family is a year older than Zheng Xiyao, and was sent to study in England last year. Zheng Xiyao met him once and had a fight with him.

That unlucky thing couldn't beat Zheng Xiyao, so he left cursing. What he said was not unpleasant, but Zheng Xiyao can still recite it now.

Comrade Lao Cai, Ms. Chen Tian, ​​and classmate Cai Ji have been working hard to enlighten Zheng Xiyao since last year. After half a year of enlightenment, they finally turned Zheng Xiyao back into the joking boy. In the examination room, I got a high score of 667.

After Comrade Cai found out, he was even more excited than knowing his son's high score. He opened a bottle of wine that he had kept for many years, but he drank too much. He held his godson and vomited for half the night.

Suddenly thinking of these messy things again, Zheng Xiyao thought more and more energetically, and finally couldn't help turning over and sitting up, muttering cursingly: "Fuck, what is this?"

At 03:26 in the middle of the night, Liusha, the captain of the Tr team, was shocked to find that among the teammates he matched, there was a person named "Vv Xiguan".

……

Comrade Lao Cai will not reach the retirement age, so he has to stay in the police station.

The folks in this small village are very harmonious, and the police station has subtly become the guardian of the closed college next to the passenger station. In addition, the school gate will be open for 10 to [-] minutes at lunch time. Every student who is too familiar will come to the police station for dinner.

Ms. Chen Tian will also come.

During the winter and summer vacations, Cai Ji, who is on vacation, will come to deliver meals. Since last year, the arduous task of delivering meals has fallen on Zheng Xiyao.

Today, I fried Pleurotus eryngii and beans, stewed rice, and put it in an insulated box. When the lid was opened, the aroma of the food came out, and the students who were greedy for the old godmother with steamed buns and the colleagues who made instant noodles flew around.

"Uncle Cai! This is too fragrant! This old fragrance!"

"That's right, Lao Cai, your son's craftsmanship is really good!"

Comrade Lao Cai moved a comfortable stool for his daughter-in-law, and he flirted with them happily: "That's right! My son is a top-notch cook!"

A few students who happened to be in Ms. Chen Tian's class all had stars in their eyes: "Mr. Chen, Mr. Chen, look, I only have Laoganma and steamed buns! Pity me!"

Ms. Chen Tian was a gentle and virtuous lady when she left the podium. After listening to the complaints of her students, she waved to them and said with a smile, "Come on, come on."

Ms. Chen Tian told Zheng Xiyao that there are a few children in their class who are not rich, and they usually eat too sparingly. She was worried that the students would eat badly, so she asked Zheng Xiyao to do more.

Zheng Xiyao still learned cooking skills from Ms. Chen Tian. It is not as good as Cai Ji who started cooking in elementary school, but the food is not bad. The key is that it looks good and makes people eat it.

……

When Zheng Xiyao served Cai Ji a meal, Cai Ji was live broadcasting the ranking.

The delicious food was put in front of Cai Ji, and they were all served in small bowls. Inexplicably, Zheng Xiyao felt that they were fragrant, and he pulled the three bowls away.

Cai Ji was concentrating on the game, and opened his mouth to ask, "What did you do today, bro."

Zheng Xiyao was sitting in a place where the camera could not see the rice covered with Pleurotus eryngii and eating, and said: "Pleurotus eryngii, beans, there was some Coke left yesterday, do you want to drink?"

"Drink! Thank you brother."

Zheng Xiyao sauntered out again with the Pleurotus eryngii covered with rice and got Cai Ji a Coke.

【Crazy envy Fengfeng, I really want such a brother! 】

【Won't Guan Shen think about feeding Fengfeng? 】

【It smells so good, isn't Guanshen's craftsmanship very good?】

[Is it just me who notices that Guan Shen carries his food with him no matter where he goes?So cute! 】

Cai Ji does not watch the barrage during qualifying, and will only open it when waiting. He expects to watch other people's live broadcast rooms after waiting for a long time.

One game lasted less than 10 minutes, and when Zheng Xiyao brought the meal, Cai Ji had already finished half of the game. Who knew that in just five or six minutes, Zheng Xiyao's meal was almost bottomed out.

He even drank down the bottle of Coke that was not much left, which was too much.

"It's okay, you guys are not as good at cooking as I am, that's why he doesn't play computer games at noon."

【Why doesn't Guan Shen play computer games at noon?Not exclusive? 】

"Pai, he's playing on his phone."

[? ? ? ?Oh My God? 】

【real or fake?It's so hard to use a mobile phone! 】

Zheng Xiyao happened to see this, and replied casually: "It's not bad, it's about the same as a PC."

After finishing speaking, he slapped Cai Ji: "Hurry up and eat, I will clean the dishes after eating, which will delay my ranking."

The eating speed of high school students has always been terrible, even while waiting, Cai Ji has already eaten a bowl of rice and two bowls of vegetables, and only the bottom of the bottle of Coke is left.

[What did I just see? 】

【Storm inhalation hahahahahaha】

[No, this is not a storm, this is a squall! 】

[Guan Shen will be broadcast live later?I want to squat for a while]

Cai Ji replied: "I don't know either, I will ask you later."

Still waiting, Cai Ji was so bored that he turned on the captain's live broadcast.

The captain's game has reached the second half, and the situation of a sure win has begun to chat with his teammates in the duo.

“卧槽真的是魔鬼，半夜03:30！03:30！我他娘的居然匹配到了西关！我觉得他变了，那个10点准时睡觉的孩子变得不准时了。”

Cai Ji was taken aback, and asked Zheng Xiyao who was wiping his hands and entering the room: "My brother, Quicksand said that I got you a match at three o'clock in the middle of the night, why are you staying up so late?"

"Ah?" Zheng Xiyao took out his mobile phone and prepared to enter the game, "Oh, I had a nightmare, woke up, and played a game when I couldn't fall asleep."

Then he said: "Your captain fell in seconds, did you know? The Ripper's double fog blades will be taken away in 20 seconds."

On the forum of "Escape" that day, "20s Real Man Quicksand" became the number one searched list, and Quicksand looked dazed, and didn't know what happened in the face of his teammates' congratulations.

……

Cai Ji's newly bought set of May [-] was also bought for Zheng Xiyao in a sense.

Two smart and good students, at 3 o'clock in the afternoon, when others were sleepy, moved a small bench to the coffee table in the living room on the first floor, and sat down face to face, Cai Ji wrote his summer homework, Zheng Xiyao wrote Cai's homework. Ji's May Three.

Cai Ji is not as good at concentration as Zheng Xiyao, as he writes, he wants to see Zheng Xiyao's situation.

"How is it, Brother Yao? How do you feel?"

Zheng Xiyao got stuck for a while on a big problem of finding the definition domain, and there were pictures and words on the draft paper next to it, densely packed, all of which were written in pencil.

There were two small questions in that question, one asked about the domain of definition and the other asked about the value range of x. Cai Ji didn't know where his brother Yao was stuck, so he didn't speak when he asked him, and just kept looking at his brother Yao on the draft paper. Paint and paint.

Then Zheng Xiyao wrote the correct answer.

After Zheng Xiyao finished writing, he looked up and saw Cai Ji staring at him, and asked, "What's wrong? Look at me?"

Cai Ji said: "Seeing that you have been stuck on this question for a while, you still want to show your skills and explain it to you."

Zheng Xiyao also cooperated, pushing Wu San to Cai Ji: "Let's talk."

Cai Ji asked, "Didn't you make it all?"

Zheng Xiyao said: "Choose one for happiness, if you don't understand the answer, please tell me."

Oh fart, Zheng Xiyao can't understand the answer, there is only one possibility, and there is no second possibility except that the word "捕" is written after the question number.

……

The accident happened at Zheng Xiyao's house just before the senior high school entrance examination, but fortunately the school hadn't reported the number of students at that time, Comrade Lao Cai asked the old director Liu to remove Zheng Xiyao's name, saying that he would take the exam next year.

It was said that it was a repeat year, but Zheng Xiyao did not go back to class, and followed Ms. Chen Tian to the high school office every day.

This high school implements a shift system. When encountering a teacher with a bad memory, Zheng Xiyao, he sneaks in to attend classes secretly. Sometimes Chen Tian will inevitably mutter when he catches him.

Even grumbling couldn't stop Zheng Xiyao from slipping away to attend class.

Sometimes when a student came to ask the teacher a question, Zheng Xiyao would sneak behind the teacher and listen.

Half a year later, Zheng Xiyao was persuaded by Comrade Lao Cai to leave, and Ms. Chen Tian was not so worried, so she didn't plan to take him to school again. Who knew that the child got up earlier than her every day, so she just wanted to go with her.

It is because of his clever brain that he can learn an effect in this extremely inefficient environment of rubbing lessons.

……

Both Cai Yuan and Chen Tian came back late, and they ate dinner together.

"Brother Yao, what shall we have for dinner tonight?"

Zheng Xiyao was lying on the sofa watching the Seventh Middle School forum, and replied casually: "There is still a potato that is about to sprout in the refrigerator, and there is still some rice left at noon. Pour some water to make porridge."

Cai Ji opened the refrigerator and found two potatoes that had sprouted a little, and said, "This potato has sprouted! Throw it away!"

"Why throw it away?" Zheng Xiyao turned over and looked over, "Just peel it off, it won't kill you if you eat it, isn't there a tomato, fry it together, put less salt, your brother and I will eat it lightly."

"I know you don't eat much." Cai Ji said, and took out a slightly wilted tomato from the depths of the refrigerator, "No, are these potatoes really edible? What if they really go bad?"

Zheng Xiyao had no choice but to raise his leg and gave Cai Ji a kick: "Shut your mouth, if I say it won't taste bad, it won't taste bad. Hurry up! You're hungry."

Cai Ji was even more helpless: "Why is the refrigerator so empty? My parents haven't turned on the stove these days or something. Brother Yao, let's go to a fair tomorrow and buy some food."

Zheng Xiyao was a little absorbed in reading the forum, and casually replied "Yes", leaning against the refrigerator door and ignoring his younger brother Cai Ji.

"What are you looking at?" Cai Ji leaned over after peeling the potatoes, and the words "photographer" caught his eye.

"Fuck? You want to learn photography?"

Zheng Xiyao pursed his lips, his eyes were a little wandering, and said, "I don't know."