Alien Office

My mother-killer stood before me.

It's bad, and it's even worse because I don't have any emotions, like resentment, that I should have.

"Slem Stars are naturally cold-blooded." Liang Rui smiled bitterly, "So I think you probably don't care about this."

"Not necessarily, if you killed my dad, I would be like gunpowder and die with you now." I slowly sat back on the chair.

"The cold blood of the Slem star may not come from genes, but from the environment. This violent and aggressive race is on the verge of extinction due to internal friction, and the relatively mild faction left the home planet and migrated to various planets, including you Your mother, she came to the earth. Maybe strictly speaking, she is both your father and your mother, because you have no sex, and your race rarely adds new members. Once you are dying, you will split yourself and start a new life The 'you' will format all memories and re-grow them, so strictly speaking, you are Zhan Lin's...reincarnation? Poor metaphor, sorry, completely different memories, very different personalities, and values ​​that are thousands of miles apart, you two They are two completely different individuals. As for why Crazy Yang and I smashed her energy core but she survived and gave birth to you... This is a beautiful deception, we thought we killed her, but we What was wiped out was only one of her quasi-nuclei, and her main body chose to format itself to reproduce after being severely injured, so there is you."

"But to us, Zhan Lin is dead, everything about her has disappeared, and you are just Ji Feiyun." He concluded.

I don't know why, but I relaxed after hearing this. Liang Rui doesn't seem to care so much about the past, and Crazy Yang is probably the same, otherwise they would have hacked me to death when they met me, yes It was easy for them, the two extraterrestrial scavengers.

"I still have one photo of Zhan Lin, but Crazy Yang burned them all, leaving none." Liang Rui found a photo of Zhan Lin from the drawer and gave it to me, and I took a look at it , shaking his head: "Your eyes are really disappointing."

Liang Rui smiled: "As far as her disguised personality is concerned, she is really a gentle woman. For those of us who walk in darkness and killing, it is a ray of sunshine that cannot be missed."

I shivered a bit: "Literary young man, you are enough. Compared to this, I finally understand why your relationship is so bad."

Liang Rui raised the corners of his mouth mockingly: "It won't be worse than 18 years ago. Men are always so merciless towards their rivals."

I also feel that nothing could be worse than today.

"So, my dear boss, how old are you this year?" I asked hesitantly.

Liang Rui hooked the corner of his mouth: "No comment."

I shrugged and looked up at the time on the wall clock. It was 03:30, and it was time for the two of them to come back.

To make up for my shattered mind today, I decided to do something that makes me happy.

"Damn Tamira, these silicon-based creatures shouldn't have chosen to settle on Earth! They are idiots!" Crazy Yang pushed open the door and walked in cursingly, then stopped abruptly.

A familiar old man sat on the revolving sofa and smiled at him. The gentle smile fit the person in the old memory so well, Zhan Lin.

"Good afternoon." I said with a smile on my face.

Crazy Yang's hand was still on the doorknob, his face turned from white to blue.

I faintly feel bad.

With a crisp click, the glass door was "torn off" - I've never seen glass that can be bent at such an angle without breaking - and then the whole glass door flew towards me like this.

I feel like my body will be like a flattened biscuit in a second.

I don't like being a biscuit.

A flying knife came out of the air and hit the glass door. The moment the fragile flying knife hit the glass door lightly, the glass shattered into thousands of pieces as if hit by a heavy object.

Damn it, is Liang Rui trying to save me or kill me?I don't want to be a sieve anymore!

But today I was lucky, Qin Que, who had just entered the door, hadn't helped the tyrant, a layer of eggshell-like film condensed around me, wrapping me up, broken glass collided with the film, and then was absorbed and suspended in the air , until all the shattered glass was blocked, the film began to expand slowly, covering all the shattered glass on the ground, on the sofa, and on the tea table like a large rag.

I watched helplessly as the film formed into a trash bag, and I threw the bag of broken glass and the doorknob into the trash can in the corner.

Liang Rui clapped his hands: "Amazing micro-manipulation of thoughts."

Crazy Yang sneered: "Small tricks."

I stared at Qin Que with burning eyes: "Are you considering doing housekeeping? All middle-aged aunts who are troubled by housework will fall in love with you without hesitation."

What responded to me was a semi-incorporeal flying knife that hit me directly between the eyebrows. Fortunately, my energy core was carefully hidden in my brain and surrounded by a diamond protective layer. There is no safer place on earth than this place of.

"You told him all about it?" Crazy Yang took a sip from Liang Rui's teacup and asked.

"Obvious."

Crazy Yang looked at me with complicated eyes: "Boy, let me be clear first, I'm not interested in you."

I blinked my eyes and used Zhan Lin's face to ask aggrievedly: "Have you two lovers turned from rivals to lovers?"

Liang Rui's long-cherished teacup hit my head just like that—it was lost by Crazy Yang, and it came with half a cup of boiling hot tea, thanks again to the slow pain nerves of the Slem star.

"Oh, my God, what happened? I heard a lot of noise next door!" The lady proprietress of the bookstore next door ran to the flower shop to inquire, her eyes could not help but flicker to Liang Rui's face, "Oh, where is the glass door?" ? What happened?!"

Liang Rui, who was still feeling distressed about the cup, had no choice but to send her back with a smiling face, and picked up the pieces of the cup.

"What's the use of these fragments?" Crazy Yang was not afraid to anger Liang Rui.

"Find someone to fix it, don't forget the special skills of the Rostars." Liang Rui put the pieces in a wooden box.

"Rostar star?" I asked Qin Que curiously.

Qin Que looked down at me, with no expression on his stern face: "A special species is difficult to classify, but their unique skill is to repair broken particle clusters, and from a macro perspective, it is to splice the broken things back together .”

My eyes immediately lit up with a faint green light: "I want to introduce them to the business of restoring antiques!"

Crazy Yang laughed at me: "Do you think aliens are all idiots like you? They are already taking over the antique restoration industry."

"No wonder more and more national treasures have been restored in recent years." I muttered, a little unwillingly.

"If I were you, I would try hard to eat starch every day, and then turn my matrix into diamond or gold, and I would be like a hen laying golden eggs." Crazy Yang said.

My eyes lit up again: "Can you?"

Liang Rui poured cold water on me with a smile: "Violating the "Judicial Regulations on the Period of Extraterrestrial Organisms on Earth" and using one's own ability to maliciously disrupt the financial order will be tried by the interstellar court."

"Isn't the Rosta star also?" I retorted angrily.

"They are saving the earth's cultural relics. You are using 'alchemy' to destroy the earth's financial order. These are two different things. The interstellar smuggling group always feels that they are contributing to the prosperity of interstellar trade, but interstellar law enforcement officers always like to catch them and squat in black holes Prison." Qin Que said.

I asked with interest: "Interstellar smuggling? What is this?"

"For example, capture the earthlings and sell them to the underground black market on other planets for exhibitions, or sell them to some perverted rich people who like to collect alien slaves-this group of psychopaths almost never let go of the possibility of mating with slimes. Crazy Yang smiled maliciously, "Or some kind of metal collected from the earth is sold to scarce planets for sale, and many of them are special products between trading planets. Of course, no customs duties are paid."

I nodded repeatedly and said with emotion: "It's really a desirable career. Give me starch and I can create the products of a planet."

Liang Rui shook his head: "Similar creatures also have limits. It is impossible to simulate infinitely in a short period of time. If you consume too much mental power, your energy core will fall into a state of suspended animation."

I slapped my hands, stared straight at Qin Que and said, "No wonder I feel powerless recently."

"..."

I bet Qin Que wants to destroy my humanity.