Alien Office

The Tarbes alien who entered the country illegally caused us a lot of trouble. The specific manifestation is that Liang Rui had to wander around the major hospitals every day, three times a day.

The parasitic species that the Tarbesian belongs to will not affect the host in the initial stage of parasitism, and the host will not perceive it, but there will be a high fever reaction in the last 24 hours.Moreover, this kind of parasitism cannot be stopped halfway. Once the parasitism starts, it is closely related to the host's survival before the flag belonging to the Tarbesians is successfully inserted into the host's brain, but it is not easy to kill it. Stimulate the potential of the host, and the regenerative ability is extremely strong.

"The first stage of parasitism usually lasts for 72 hours. The Tarbesians will start to infiltrate body fluids into all parts of the body from the heart. Turn a blind eye to the invasion." Qin Que said to me, flipping through the relevant information from the electronic notebook he carried with him, "The second stage of parasitism is only 24 hours, and the human immune system will adapt to this paralysis, and then feel the invasion crisis. At the critical moment of invading the brain, the immune system of the host and the infectious body fluid of the Tarbesians began to fight, causing the body temperature to rise. Because the parasite has reached a critical fusion period, the host whose brain is disturbed will have some chaotic reactions. After that, the host It will be completely parasitized and become a puppet of the Tarbesians."

I sighed and said regretfully, "I must not be on the Tarbesian's hunting menu, otherwise they will be very sad to find that I don't have an immune system and brain."

"They only target some carbon-based organisms, usually carbon-based vertebrates." Qin Que closed the electronic notebook, "It's time to go, the instructional course for those silicon-based organisms is not over yet."

I looked at the idler Crazy Yang sadly, he curled his lips: "Lou Li, get lost."

So I mellow out—I mean it, but my sense of humor is generally ignored, earthlings, huh.The extraterrestrial creatures represented by Crazy Yang are also unreasonable.

"Couldn't you occasionally work with a normal look?" Qin Que asked helplessly as he looked at the cute rainbow-colored lace bubble skirt on me.

"Or do you like sister Yu with breasts covered in rose water?" I raised my eyebrows and asked back.

Qin Que succumbed.

I like his helpless expression.If conditions permit, he will definitely want to pack and mail me to the Antarctic to be with penguins—out of sight, out of sight.

"Have those nail households learned to walk like humans?" I asked Qin Que who was driving without hope.

Qin Que sneered, "What do you think?"

"Well, I really shouldn't be delusional about them." I shrugged pointlessly.

"About three days ago, they went out to let the wind out. It was a disaster." Qin Que rubbed the bridge of his nose and said, as if recalling the nightmare three days ago.

"Are you stupid enough to let them out for a walk after dinner?" I asked back incredulously, "I thought you were a pretty smart guy, it seems that I overestimated your IQ."

"...One of the Tamira Stars turned into an elongated private car, the other six sat in the car, and I was in charge of driving." Qin Que explained.

"Barely accept your IQ." I nodded.

"But there are always accidents. After I took them to the main road in the city, the car was blocked."

"Traffic jams will never go away unless the human race dies," I muttered, "or if private jets are popularized by all mankind, there will never be enough roads."

Qin Que gave a wry smile: "Obviously that Tamira star is closer to your idea. After half an hour of traffic jam, it suddenly opened the door to form a hang glider, then ignited the jet engine and flew directly to the destination. And I like Holding the steering wheel and stepping on the brakes like an idiot, I have no idea how this Earth operating system will deal with a rampaging alien Transformer!"

I was dying laughing and covering my mouth to keep my lungs from spitting out - this really happened because I lacked an effective adhesive to hold the viscera to the bone (except 502 ), the only human being present was Liang Rui, he just took a look at my lungs, and then told me that the alveoli are not hole-shaped, and are invisible to the naked eye, I don’t need to make so many bullet holes in the lungs, to breathe Breathless - I think I need to watch the pig lungs before they are cooked in front of the pork stalls in the vegetable market.

When the warehouse arrived, I jumped out of the car like a child, and then opened the warehouse door with my finger turned into a key—I never took the key with me after I knew how to use it—seven normal-dressed humans with blank faces He sat on the bench and looked at me with an expression, his movements were like zombies, and his eyes were like those of a dead man.

It's really not a place to come in the middle of the night, but luckily it's sunny outside now.

However, thanks to the efforts of this group of mechanical fanatics, this empty warehouse has been converted into a high-end apartment that fits their aesthetics, which is very economical, because these guys even stole the water pipes and wires from the next door—— I really want them to help me redecorate my house...

I found a good thing from my backpack, pressed it lightly, and Ulala’s horn sounded—it was a toy horn for babies, and the seven nail households immediately jumped up from their chairs and started talking in one go : "This speaker is really good! Although it is an external type, the sound quality is really beautiful."

So I shared one baby toy trumpet with each other, and handed them the bill to sign - the second time they signed so happily, the first time it was lubricating oil.

"Shh, don't tell Liang Rui." I whispered to Qin Que.

Qin Que sneered and turned his face away.

As far as I knew him, that meant consent—the articulate human being.

The same walking training has been repeated to the point of despair. I have been weakly correcting their postures, but these nail households obviously don't understand the beauty of flexibility.I showed them movies from 40 to [-] years ago, and pointed to the two wriggling snake spirits, saying that this is the walking posture that conforms to human aesthetics.

A nail user immediately flashed its waist - this guy tried to twist himself into a figure with its belly up (I swear I didn't show them an acrobatic show), but the result was that my vision and its waist and spine were both Suffered irreversible damage - this is a clone of a middle-aged uncle with a beer belly who was pregnant in October.

I have to recommend several reliable liposuction beauty hospitals to it.

After being entangled with this group of guys who acted like zombies all afternoon, I was dying. Qin Que stood upright by the side, like a tall and straight birch, and I couldn't help but want to turn my right hand into an ax and chop him into pieces. Firewood - this guy doesn't help at all!

"I feel dizzy," said a Tamiraian.

I glanced at it, and my face was ruddy and shiny: "Illusion."

After 10 minutes, it fell down. Qin Que touched its forehead and said, "It's hot."

I picked my nostrils with a loli face, with an irresponsible face: "The engine is overheating, I understand."

"Except for an extra chip embedded in their brains, the rest of them are exactly the same as human beings." Qin Que helped the collapsed nail user up and put him on the sofa, "I'll buy some antipyretics for it."

"The antipyretics seem to have a lot of ingredients, so I'd better give up the transformation." I looked at my fingers, I finally had the opportunity to sell my meat, it's a pity to miss it.

The remaining nail households seemed to be very curious about such things as high fever, and they all said that the human body is really too fragile.Their bodies can travel freely in the universe, while human beings will belch immediately when they drift in the universe.

I shrugged: "The advantage of human beings is that they can freely mate and give birth to offspring all over the world, maybe the whole universe in the future."

The nail households don't take this seriously. Their reproduction is an assembly line operation, and they can speak after plugging in a language chip.

I am jealous of this cheating system for learning languages. If I can, I really want to insert a chip of the latest universe 2.0 all-species language in my brain, and I can download patches for the latest vocabulary—translations all over the world will lose their jobs.

The patient started to vomit, and I watched it spit out half a piece of raw meat—I swear it was not cooked, and such products also have a piece of ham sausage with the meat packaged, and more than ten milliliters. The color and smell are very annoying An unknown liquid favored by Ravenoussians.

I began to feel that its fever was not unreasonable.

Qin Que came back with antipyretics. I tasted a piece and analyzed the ingredients. Even if I can't tell the scientific name of the ingredients, I can still have my own understanding of its material composition - my energy core has recorded its particles constitute.

Nailhu, who had swallowed antipyretics, was lying on the bed with his eyes closed. I checked the time and thought it was almost time to get off work. I was going to take Qin Que back to the office together. At this moment, something happened.

The blue-purple electric arc suddenly exploded, and I turned around suddenly. The brain of the patient with fever was surrounded by a mass of blue electric sparks, and his whole body twitched and shivered into a ball, as if being connected to the soles of the feet by the 220V voltage. .

"Oh dear, are you short-circuiting your brain?" I asked sympathetically.For the first time, I felt that the chip was not so safe.Although I was often greeted by my dad gently pointing to my brain (he always thinks my brain is short-circuited), I have never made such a big fuss.

The author has something to say:

Well, let me introduce the origin of the protagonist Ji Feiyun (is that the name ==), he is an asexual body, because he was not awakened and sealed on a human body at the beginning, so he always thought he was a human being (gender self-awareness as male, has always been male), as for Zhan Lin’s cannon fodder, she is ethically speaking (the same asexual body does not require mating as a reproductive requirement) to be the protagonist’s mother (father), but in essence it can also be said to be Ji Feiyun himself, because the reproduction of this species does not Not adding new members, just formatting the original energy core, but there is no memory of different personalities, the two have nothing to do with each other, just as a background foreshadowing (somewhat related to the person who killed the protagonist)

As for Liang Rui and Crazy Yang, they are a couple =v=, their rivals have turned into lovers, and they have no interest in Ji Feiyun, so they just look at PS as a junior: Come back in three or four days, now at my sister’s house, = 3=

PPS: Now that I’m complaining, let’s talk about it thoroughly. When it comes to this subject, I was so full of ideas about aliens last December that I thought I was brainwashed by aliens. My mind was full of ET little red flags, and I thought of this alien. When I was setting up the office, I was very nervous, thinking that this idea really fit my brain circuit, and then after the holiday, I happily wrote a few chapters for my friends to read. Are you done?" Me: "No, I seldom chase." Friend: "LEVELE is suitable for you, go and see it." After watching it, I burst into tears, aliens or something, this is not a hitch, and then continue Chicken blood, I wrote a few more chapters and complained to my friends that the setting of the alien office is actually quite novel, and my friend hit me again: "The movie of the man in black is good, go and watch it." I went to see it, that night: ...QAQ Actually, I am more than ten years behind the times...Tears run

I’m really sorry to be so wordy today, please continue to read, I’ve already finished writing this article, nearly 3 words, and I’m writing the side story, the fastest time is [-] a day==, I haven’t been so bloody for a long time=[-]=