Alien Office

I was kicked out of the house by the angry guy, and when I stood at the door, I hesitated for a moment where I should go.I looked up at the window, my keen vision allowed me to see Qin Que behind the glass window, and he was also looking at me.

In the end, I had no choice but to go home. The only person in this world who could truly take me in and tolerate me unconditionally was my dad.

I love him, and because of this feeling, I extend this love to human beings.

There was no news about Lal anymore. Liang Rui checked the license plate I provided and found that it was fake.This group of stowaways disappeared without a trace as if they had evaporated from City H.Liang Rui suspected that this group of people were Thousand Crows, but he didn't know if they had left City H.

One day at dinner, I asked him seriously, "Dad, what do you think love is?"

The chopsticks in his hand fell to the table with a slap, and then he scanned me from beginning to end with strange eyes: "In love?"

The word love is far away from me. I think normal human beings cannot accept a heterogeneity like me.But I thought I would be a good lover.If my future spouse likes men, then I will become a man, if I like women, then I don’t care about becoming a woman, if I like transvestites... I think I can probably satisfy him (her).I gradually got used to my genderless self, but the first 18 years of education made my self-cognition bias towards men, which is very strange. For mimics, gender does not exist, because we are asexual.

I sucked my chopsticks and said vaguely: "No. Dad, what do you think if I was a girl?"

"What kind of strange things are in your little brain?" Dad laughed, looking quite helpless.

I was adopted by my father. The woman he loved married someone else. He was so infatuated that he never married in his whole life, and finally brought me back from the orphanage.

I was already five years old at that time, and I have memories. It was a sunny day, and a young man in a suit and leather shoes came to the orphanage. Then I was lucky enough to be selected, and I had a home like this.

More than ten years have passed, and the face of that handsome young man has traces of years, but I feel that I love him more than yesterday, and he is a very good father.

I am nostalgic for this kind of happiness, reluctant to part.

"Xiao, Xiaoji..."

"what?"

"Where are your chopsticks?"

I looked at the two chopsticks that were broken in half, sucked and ate them carelessly.

"Dad, your eyes seem to be seeing aliens now." I reminded him.

Dad continued to stare at me: "Go, I'll take you to the hospital."

"No, no, no, I'm joking. I saw a prank toy selling chocolate chopsticks on the road. I bought it because I thought it was fun. It's very similar to our chopsticks. I still have a pair in my room. I'll show you." As I said that, I crawled back to the room. The matrix in my left hand quickly formed chopstick-shaped chocolates, and my right hand turned into a knife to chop off two pieces. Then I quickly made a plastic package and stuffed it in. The whole process was smooth and smooth, 15 Complete in seconds.

"Dad, look." I held the chopsticks and handed them to him.

My dad dubiously took it and folded it, and it broke, and tasted it again, it was indeed chocolate.

"Don't do such a scary thing next time." Dad warned me.

I smiled hippie: "Yes, Your Majesty the King."

The first time I successfully marketed my own meat, it was my dad.

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Liang Rui won't give me a vacation for this reason.

This morning, Crazy Yang and I grabbed soy milk because I was growing up. He looked at my loli height like bean sprouts with disdain, and said angrily: "You can become a pole, I promise. No human can reach that height."

Angrily, I moved my short legs and climbed onto his lap to pinch his face. This guy didn't shave his beard clean, and he tossed a face that was born with good conditions.

Qin Que opened the door and entered the store. When he saw me, his footsteps did not stop at all, and his expression remained the same as usual.

He is a person who can restrain himself and is good at regulating his emotions. Maybe the outburst that night was just an accidental impulse, or maybe he just pretended it.

He's trying to get away from me, I can feel it.

I need a can of starch, I said to myself, and I need someone to accompany me to buy starch.

"Qin Que, go shopping with me." I jumped off Crazy Yang, slapped the soya-bean milk bag on his face, and walked up to Qin Que with my short legs.

"No time." Qin Que walked past me, picked up the morning paper and started reading.

"I'll give you three and 10 minutes." Liang Rui looked at his watch with a smile on his face, "Wages will be deducted for overtime."

Long live the boss!

I immediately stopped worrying about whether he paid me my salary.

Standing in front of the overtime shelf, Qin Que asked me, "What flavor of starch do you want?"

"Potatoes, I'm used to them, they taste the same anyway, starch, the raw material is not important, what matters is the finished product." I walked to the cashier with a can of potato starch in my arms. Since I started eating myself, I never I didn't stay in front of the snack cabinet for a second, unless I saw new products occasionally.

Since I only had one dollar and twenty-five cents in my pocket, I decided to ask Qin Que to pay the bill. The cashier sister immediately turned her attention to Qin Que when she saw the height of my bean sprouts, and I said in a soft childish voice: "Daddy , pay."

A can of cheap starch earned a daughter, Qin Que was not at a loss, but his face was not like that.

After buying starch and leaving the supermarket, Qin Que's cell phone rang. I glanced up at him, pried off the lid of the canned starch and turned into a spoon to start eating. Qin Que suddenly put the cell phone to my ear.

I calmly said: "My ears don't have the function of converting the sound caused by vibration into nerve signals and sending them to the brain, and I don't have a brain, so you don't have to put it next to my 'ear', anyway. it's the same."

He was kind enough to put the phone in my mouth.

This must be revenge...

I habitually put my starch-smeared mobile phone to my ear, and Liang Rui's voice came: "An aircraft made an emergency landing at Lubei Pavilion in the West District, and it came from an extragalactic galaxy—I really hate the bad habit of Lomi people who love to travel. They always run around the universe, and now they have come to the Milky Way, so go to Lu Beiting to meet them first, be careful, the sky is still bright."

"You can talk to Qin Que about these things." I sprayed starch foam all over my mouth.

"He doesn't know the way." Liang Rui hung up the phone after finishing speaking.

I took the mobile phone covered in white powder, and calmly stuck out my tongue to lick it—it was economical and clean, and I didn’t salivate.As a result, Qin Que snatched the phone away and took out a tissue to wipe it.

"Why bother, I know it's something that abuses me." I laughed.

He didn't say anything, probably reflecting on his mistakes.

"What the hell are the Lomi Stars?" I asked Qin Que.

Qin Que flipped through the electronic notebook and showed me the generated data. I glanced at it and felt that my head was a bit out of control. Simply speaking, this is a life form similar to plants, but generally we call it carbon-based fiber. In the process of evolution, the original Lomi Stars were rooted in the soil like plants, absorbing sunlight and rain, but the animals that communalized with them began to become more and more cruel. The most notable point is that they started to eat plant fibers (God knows What is the structure of their stomachs), the saliva secreted from the mouth that dissolves plant fibers makes plants from leaves to trunks and roots unscathed.The poor plants had to evolve in a strange direction - to escape.

A strange picture emerged in my brain. The big trees were performing photosynthesis on the grassland. Suddenly, a group of wild beasts appeared. The big trees pulled their roots out of the soil and ran away...

The marathon ended with the plants winning, and they even threw themselves into the river from time to time to float to safety to avoid the beasts, and some plants even began to drift in the sea for a long time-the salt of the sea can no longer stop the crazy plants .

In the end the plants won, because they evolved legs, then teeth and venom, and even vines, enough, the unlucky animals just went down in the plant explosion.

Thanks to the peaceful environment of the earth, there are no plants with long legs and teeth, fortunately.

Listening to this ancient and modern animal and plant struggle, a subtle feeling arises spontaneously: "Should I be thankful that the plants on the earth are gentle?"

"The conditions of the planets are different, and the species produced are naturally different. Evolution is formed by coincidence. I am afraid that the entire Milky Way cannot find a planet that is exactly the same as the progress of human civilization. This is the charm of evolution." Qin Que put away the electronic notebook and said .

"Then why do they like to run around the universe?" I asked again.

"The planet where the Lomi Stars are located has been destroyed, because the star equivalent to the sun of the solar system entered the red giant stage, and the Lomi Star, which was too close to it, was swallowed, but it was already unsuitable for species to live in before it was swallowed So, the Lomi people moved to other galaxies, and then searched all over the universe for suitable planets without intelligent life forms, but with little success. It was just an accident to come to Earth today, their aircraft broke down and needed repairs. "

I shrugged: "A plant that can repair spaceships, this world is crazier than we imagined."

In fact, the shapeshifter who can turn into a loli and an uncle is not too shy, Qin Que thought silently.