Alien Office

"Attention No. [-], No. [-], No. [-], the target has entered the attack range, and now it is encircling, it's over." Liang Rui looked at the target that had entered the attack range on the screen, and said immediately.

"Got it, it's over." Crazy Yang, who was one kilometer away, took a lollipop in his mouth to satisfy his hunger. After hearing the action order, he chewed the candy in one bite, stepped on the accelerator, and the car rushed towards the moving target quickly.

Three off-road vehicles galloped across the wilderness, and blocked the fleeing target in an abandoned warehouse.Liang Rui jumped out of the car, along with three members of the ability group and two special forces. Liang Rui was the person in charge of the operation. He stood 20 meters away from the warehouse and said loudly: "I count to three , if you insist on resisting to the end, we will blow up this area immediately, don't try to escape my energy wave search, even if you drill 200 meters underground, I can find you, one."

There was only cold wind howling on the wasteland, blowing Liang Rui's long trench coat, his eyes in the dark night were like a hunting night owl.

"two."

Several people have already picked up and pressed their fingers on the trigger.Crazy Yang leaned on the car door and peeled off the wrapper of the second lollipop. If it wasn't for the fact that smoking was not allowed during the mission, he would have already lit it.

"Three... fire!"

"Wait!" There was a shrill cry from the warehouse, and a huge black figure came out from the warehouse, walking slowly, but every step was dangerous.

Intuition made Crazy Yang raise his eyebrows, and he threw the lollipop aside.

The black shadow was getting closer and closer. It looked very tall, at least two meters two, and was burly in stature. It seemed to move slowly, but when running at full strength, it must have exceeded the limit of human beings.

Indeed, it was not a human being at all.

"Raise your hands above your head and turn your back." Liang Rui ordered vigilantly.

The extraterrestrial creature turned around cooperatively and raised its hand above its head. A special soldier stepped forward to disarm it, and then handcuffed it with special handcuffs. At this moment, a sudden change occurred——

The extraterrestrial creature suddenly let out a shrill howl, and the sudden sonic attack caused pain in the eardrums of everyone present, and some even began to bleed inside the ear canal. It took the opportunity to break free from the special soldier and pulled out the gun on his body. Then he broke his neck with his backhand.Liang Rui was only five meters away from it. He immediately shot out a throwing knife with telekinetic power. The high-frequency vibrational telekinetic power instantly shattered the alloy pistol and even cut off half of the extraterrestrial creature's hand.

"Get down!" Crazy Yang, who had come behind Liang Rui at some point in time, suddenly yelled. He pushed down and wanted to rush up to Liang Rui. The barrier of thought power was instantly opened, and the shock wave generated by the explosion was greatly reduced. Wait. The explosion subsided, and when Liang Rui waved Crazy Yang's arm and stood up, his eyes were completely changed.

"Want to run?" Liang Rui rolled over into the car, and Crazy Yang also opened the car door and got in, and said to his companions who were still knocked to the ground: "Let's go first, you guys will come after you, don't let it get away! "

Liang Rui had already stepped on the accelerator and caught up.

Crazy Yang blew his whistle: "What a cunning fellow."

"Extremely aggressive extraterrestrial creatures have already killed many people. I hate this group of extraterrestrial creatures who don't regard humans as intelligent life forms. They are barbaric, vulgar, self-righteous, and superior to others." Liang Rui's brain collection The received energy fluctuations are displayed on the screen, symbolizing the target's light spot fleeing westward.

"Okay, okay, Mr. Human Radar, you scolded me too."

Liang Rui snorted like a sneer, and the car sped towards the target.

In the end, the two of them blocked this explosive extraterrestrial creature in front of the mountain wall. Liang Rui, who was already annoyed, took out a laser gun and blasted off one of its legs, and then dismantled the creature before his companions arrived. All the detonating hazards on the Explosion Lover — including the dildo it sewed into its panties.

"Hmm...asexual body." Crazy Yang rubbed his chin and said thoughtfully, "Phallic worship is obviously not suitable for asexual body, they have no concept of gender by nature."

Just as humans cannot make a vegetative asexual spore understand what sexual reproduction is, asexuals are born with no gender concept-this must be a planet where gentlemen and ladies do not exist.However, asexuality does not mean that their reproduction must be completed independently. On the contrary, many asexual extraterrestrial life also need to mate to exchange genes, and races that lack mutation are destined to be eliminated.

After completing the task, a group of people escorted the extraterrestrial creature of unknown origin to the court. Crazy Yang drove along the way, while Liang Rui sat in the passenger seat and looked out the window in a daze.

Crazy Yang, who was finally able to smoke a cigarette after completing the task, couldn't wait to light one for himself. He never stopped along the way, and the good times didn't last long. Crazy Yang, who didn't bring enough "reserve food", soon found that he had to turn off the fire up.

"Is there any smoke?" Crazy Yang asked without much hope.

Liang Rui glanced at him, and took out a bag from the hidden compartment of the driver's seat and gave it to him.

Crazy Yang smoked contentedly.

The two of them were silent all the way.

"Let's go back and have a drink. I think we have a few days off." Crazy Yang suggested.

Liang Rui was noncommittal.

Since when did it become their habit to have a drink together after finishing a task?Crazy Yang can't remember clearly either, he just remembers vaguely... probably after Zhan Lin's death.

In fact, this...is not bad.

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"Did you see that woman? She's hot enough, I bet I'll get her first this time." Crazy Yang turned to Liang Rui.

Liang Rui raised his head and glanced at the woman not far away. Her tight leather jacket couldn't cover her good figure. Although her appearance was not the best, she had a haughty aura, the kind that easily aroused men's desire to conquer .

Liang Rui smiled: "I'll wait and see."

As a result, he pried the corner of the wall that Crazy Yang had not had time to pave that night, and treated the lady to a drink in a personable manner. On the way, he received a call from Crazy Yang. Liang Rui went to the bathroom and laughed at his speed. Crazy Yang Immediately jumped up on the other end of the phone, growling and cursing him before shooting at his target.

"It's better to act first." Liang Rui chuckled and hung up the phone.

The rain outside the window kept pattering.

Ten minutes later, Crazy Yang stood in front of the two, dripping wet, staring at his prey with a gloomy expression, and then at Liang Rui with an even more gloomy expression.

Liang Rui shook the wine glass in his hand: "How do you know I'm here?"

"I don't know which bar you fucking like to take women to?!" Crazy Yang snatched his wine glass with red eyes and poured the wine down his throat. The unexpected guest made the invited woman feel uncomfortable. Especially when the two men's attention quickly shifted from her to each other, and they even started arguing impolitely.

"Cough cough." The woman coughed twice, and handed the wine glass in front of Crazy Yang, "The wine that Mr. Liang invited me to drink is yours." She said with a sneer smile, picked up her purse, turned around and walked out of the bar .

Crazy Yang held his wine glass and looked at the woman who turned away inexplicably: "What does she mean?"

Liang Rui sighed: "Obviously, you messed up a romantic evening date."

"I really don't know what they are thinking, they are always so inexplicable." Crazy Yang filled himself with wine, and muttered to the woman's actions.

Liang Rui smiled: "This is also the reason why you are always dumped."

"You still have the face to say it? You little boy!"

"Please call me handsome."

"Pooh."

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The supernatural group belonging to the court has never been a safe place. The astonishingly high death rate made Liang Rui and Yang Crazy give up the idea of ​​living to retirement from the very beginning.

One day is a day like a giant sword hanging above their heads, which may fall at any time and cut off their heads.

Crazy Yang imagined their foreseeable separation: maybe one day he was on a mission, and at the last moment before he died, he suddenly remembered this old friend he had known for nearly 20 years, and he would never see him again, nor could he be with him Drinking; or maybe Liang Rui just left one day and never came back. From then on, he could only live alone, and then died in a certain mission, and went down to accompany him.

No one can't live alone, it's just hard.

"Acute nicotine poisoning?" Liang Rui asked the team leader strangely while changing gauze in the hospital.

"Yeah, he thought you were dead, and ended up smoking in his room for three days. This guy will have liver cancer sooner or later." The group leader curled his lips, "But you are really lucky, so you came back alive. "

Liang Rui looked at the wound on his arm. The wound that had been properly bandaged was still aching, but it didn't matter anymore.

"Ah... yes, life is big." Liang Rui said.

Maybe not only that, if it wasn't for the idea of ​​success or benevolence, I'm afraid he wouldn't be able to come back.

I just remembered that someone was still waiting for him to go back, even if he turned into a ghost, he would crawl back from hell.

"I'll go and see this idiot." Liang Rui put on his coat and smiled at the team leader, "Also, Crazy Yang and I have a one-month vacation, and we can't miss a day."

"It's alright, alright, get out of here, you two bitches go get your certificates early, I'm really fed up with you always blinding me." The team leader rushed away impatiently.

Liang Rui smiled, and strode towards Crazy Yang's ward.

He had imagined many embarrassing appearances of this guy, but he had never imagined how this guy was lying on the bed with a pale face. When he looked up and saw Liang Rui, his expression seemed to have seen a ghost.

It was a combination of disbelief and ecstasy.

Liang Rui burst out laughing out of embarrassment, leaning on the door frame and laughing so hard that he almost lost his breath. For some reason, the first thought that popped into his mind was that a big dog abandoned by its owner came back after seeing it return master.This crazy association made him laugh uncontrollably.

When Liang Rui finished laughing, Crazy Yang had already looked pale.

"What? You think I'm dead? You can't live without me, so what's the point?" Liang Rui stood in front of Crazy Yang's bed with a smile on his face and laughed at him.

Crazy Yang's face turned from white to blue, and he looked at him fiercely, his eyes were bloodshot.

"Your eyes... Tsk, it's as if I stole your woman." Liang Rui teased.

Crazy Yang punched him, held Liang Rui's arm and dragged him to the bed. Liang Rui was hurt, frowned and kept silent. Crazy Yang grabbed his collar and shouted: "I won't fight with you!" That's enough, it's fucking enough to rob a woman with you, now I'm going to rob you directly."

"Steal me or rape me?" Liang Rui asked with a half-smile.

Crazy Yang didn't answer, and kissed Liang Rui's lips roughly, biting and licking.Liang Rui frowned, this guy hadn't shaved for a few days, and the stubble made him uncomfortable.The feeling of kissing a man is really not good, but it is not disgusting.

There was a knock on the open door, and the two people who were kissing on the bed raised their heads impatiently, the team leader touched his nose in a self-defeating way: "I'm here to remind you that there is a meeting at three o'clock in the afternoon , don’t miss the time, and you’d better lock the door if you do something private.”

"Understood, get out!" Crazy Yang cursed viciously.

The team leader shrugged and helped them close it, and then seemed to have thought of something, and stuck his head in: "Are you really a couple?"

Liang Rui glanced at him: "It will be in the future."

"Understood." The team leader quickly slammed the door and left, probably full of gossip.

Crazy Yang looked at Liang Rui with piercing eyes: "What do you mean?"

"It means that I can lend you my razor in the future." Liang Rui patted Crazy Yang's face, "Next time, remember to shave your beard clean. I refuse to have bearded guys on my bed."

Then?

Then the prince and the knight cannon fodder the vicious princess and live a happy life.