Alien Office

Probably the toughest thing in the world is some wholesome nighttime exercise with a Slemoid mimic.

It's not hard to imagine a night with full lighting and atmosphere, when the two of them had dinner and turned from watching movies to exercising in bed...

Ji Feiyun lay flat on the bed with all fours on his back: "Come on!"

Qin Que felt inexplicably that this was not a physical and mental exchange between lovers, but a punishment.

It is indeed a punishment, the body of the Slem star has a dull sense of touch and no sexual desire, so the thing that Ji Feiyun barely hangs between his legs is indeed useless, but if he doesn't hang it, he always feels like a bird that has been trapped. Castrated animals (such as cats without testicles) are intolerable to Ji Feiyun, who has no problems with gender recognition.

"May I make a suggestion?" Qin Que sighed, all interest was instantly swept away.

"Let's talk." Ji Feiyun also sat up from the bed with a smile, and sat on his knees to listen carefully.

"First of all, if you insist on using your body to go to bed, I have no objection, but please prepare all the organs on the equipment, I don't want to experience the feeling of being suddenly splashed with cold water when I am excited —unless you want me to never do it again."

Ji Feiyun shrugged, and asked him with a smirk: "How does it feel when you suddenly find that you can't find the place to insert it when you are getting ready to go?"

Qin Quesen glanced coldly across his face, then picked up Ji Feiyun's collar, pressed him on the bed with his body strength, and kissed him viciously.

Ji Feiyun's eyes blinked, and the extra tongue in his mouth brought another person's body temperature and breath. In terms of kissing skills alone, he seems to be slightly inferior, but each depends on his own ability...

Qin Que raised his head with a sullen face, holding a foot-long tongue between his fingers: "Do you want to wash my stomach with this thing?"

When Ji Feiyun moved his tongue, the foot-long tongue broke immediately. He said seriously: "Actually, I am a gecko."

The trouble with sleeping with a doppelganger is that you never know what he's going to be like the next moment.If he didn't want to, he could make anyone who tried to have sex with him roll out of bed, growl and slam the door in frustration.

"So I hope you put your body in the nutrition tank earlier, and then parasitize the brain waves on the human clones. Liang Rui said long ago that he had preserved your DNA."

Ji Feiyun looked at the ceiling with an unnatural expression: "Besides, I still like my own body."

"You're not afraid, are you?" Qin Que asked with a half-smile, his eyebrows twitching suddenly.

"Human, hum, what can ignorant human beings do to a great mimic creature? You'd better prepare lubricant and take care of your chrysanthemum carefully." Ji Feiyun replied in a vicious voice.

Qin Que was amused by his rare embarrassment, and finally kissed the corner of his mouth with a smile on his face, got up and sat on the bed, picked up a newspaper and read it.

Ji Feiyun was lying on the bed bored, seeing that the time was almost eleven o'clock, and thinking of getting up early tomorrow morning to serve alien friends, he suddenly felt an urge to destroy the world.

He hates all extraterrestrial creatures who come to travel and settle without knowing the earth!In particular, this group of extraterrestrial creatures are all kinds of wonderful things. Yesterday he met a mating madman. Their racial characteristic is to adjust their offspring according to the genes of other creatures. He felt that the strange creature with a chest like a chimpanzee and hair like a mangy dog ​​with well-developed limbs and a brain was a better species.He even met a group of extraterrestrial creatures without bodies. Evolution made them abandon their bodies and only exist in the form of thought waves—Ji Feiyun felt that he was a nerd who met tens of millions of years later.

The advantage of working in an alien agency...probably is to exercise your nerve toughness. After you can handle all the weird alien creatures, all the creatures on the earth are no problem to you-including the most difficult human beings. .

When he was drowsily asleep, Qin Que suddenly whispered in his ear: "Tomorrow, let's go to Liang Rui to order a clone, using the DNA of your original body."

Ji Feiyun replied vaguely, but he couldn't hear what he said clearly when he was half asleep and half awake.

Until one day a fresh clone was placed in front of him, and there was a complete nutrition tank connected to the circulatory system.

"What... what is this?" Ji Feiyun stared blankly at the guy who looked exactly like him in the nutrition tank.

Liang Rui, who came to serve the door, smiled and said in a very good temper: "Clone, I kept your DNA and sent it here at your request."

Ji Feiyun immediately turned back to look at Qin Que, who stood in front of the nutrition tank and sighed: "It's better to be human."

Liang Rui showed sympathy: "I probably understand your distress, do you need my help to put this guy's brainwave back into the clone?"

"Thank you."

"Hey, hey, don't ignore my client's wishes! I don't want to return to a human body, not even for a while!" Ji Feiyun protested loudly.

No one paid any attention to him, and 10 minutes later Ji Feiyun crawled out of the nutrition tank naked, his whole body covered in wet mucus: "I hate the human body, it's so stiff, I almost forgot to live like a human. "

Liang Rui smiled slightly: "It's not good to be too stiff."

Ji Feiyun stared at him: "What are you implying?"

"You can go out now." Qin Que said to Liang Rui in front of Ji Feiyun.

Liang Rui shrugged: "Okay, okay, I know you need a quiet place, but you can't just throw me aside when you're done using it."

After speaking, he closed the door, and before leaving, he smiled maliciously: "Actually, you can ask that guy what kind of lubricant he likes, and let him change it himself."

Ji Feiyun roared angrily: "I hate human bodies, I can't help but want to gnaw my fingers!"

Qin Que squeezed his wrist: "Don't bite, it won't grow back if you chop it off."

Ji Feiyun curled his lips: "You also remember not to throw the Psychic Blade around, or you will have to dispose of my corpse. Buying one can be very expensive."

Qin Que smiled suddenly, pinching his wrist with one hand, lowered his head and bit his lips lightly: "Remember."

the next day?

The next day, Ji Feiyun crawled back into his body, then turned into Godzilla and trampled over the double bed at home.