Alien Office

Before I went out to buy supper, I was a human teenager with normal three views.

After returning home after drinking starch water like plaster water for supper, I found that I was an ET of the doppelganger race, scientifically known as the mimic intelligent life form of Slem Star.

There are always accidents in this world. I am still alive, and I have the skills I need to change my gender at any time. When I am hungry, I can gnaw my own finger as a dried radish to satisfy my hunger. This is actually very good.The trouble is that I have to get used to my 360-degree field of vision without blind spots. In the future, I will probably add another skill: being able to call out the name of the person behind me without turning my head.

The only thing to be careful is that when watching TV, I can’t help but start to give myself plastic surgery occasionally-I swear I didn’t do it voluntarily, but the matrix on my face began to change when I thought about it, so after watching half an episode of Happy and Big Big Wolf, I didn’t I didn't accidentally find myself a werewolf in the mirror-should I be glad that no channel is showing Ultraman now...

It can be seen that sometimes it is not necessarily a good thing to have the ability to make yourself look like your parents don't know you without having to go to Bangziguo for plastic surgery.I don't want my daddy asking me who I am when I walk out the door tomorrow in an apron making breakfast.

Touching the bill in my pocket, I sighed deeply.

This summer vacation will probably be spent working for Liang Rui.

The reason is the corpse disposal fee, the nutrient solution fee, and the tuition fee. Liang Rui said that international long distance calls are very expensive, especially international long distance calls through special channels.

Liang Rui is a profiteer, this is the first thing I learned on this strange night, and the second thing is: I am afraid I will never return on the path of perversion.

Regarding the first point, I have a considerable understanding of it in my career as a flower shop worker, and about the latter... After I passed by the supermarket tasting point with thirteen different faces and filled my stomach, I couldn’t argue with it. Actually, if conditions permit, I would like to try No.14 more times, but Liang Rui is already standing not far away with a smile and looking at me.

He can always recognize me under various disguises. According to him, this is one of his abilities. Back then, he relied on this ability to recognize the magnetic field of living bodies to see through the disguises of many aliens. The most proud moment in his life was when he saw through the disguise of Crazy Yang on a mission among the hundreds of clients in the red-light district. Drinking alcohol on his lap, according to the boss himself, he really couldn't think at the time, but obviously Crazy Yang was much more embarrassed than him.

I glanced at the clock on the wall, and then said to my dad who rarely overslept: "I should go to work part-time, and I will buy my own breakfast today."

Dad looked at me with shame—he always felt that it was his greatest responsibility to keep me full—and asked me, "What do you want for lunch? Dad will buy it for you."

I snapped my fingers and said unceremoniously, "Green crab."

"no problem!"

So I headed out in anticipation of lunch.

I found a serious problem when passing by the breakfast place - I had no money and I was hungry.

It is 10:[-] in the morning, and I must arrive at the flower shop within [-] minutes, otherwise Liang Rui will deduct my salary.

I have made a difficult decision...

I flashed into the hidden small corridor to give myself a quick-acting transformation. After 1 minute, I smiled sinisterly at the baby-toothed loli in the mirror.

The lower limit of a dead house is always so suspicious.

"Little girl, what do you want to buy?" the aunt selling buns looked at "I" who was not even taller than the table, and asked gently.

I know her, a very caring middle-aged aunt. Five years ago, when I bought buns in this store, I often got her extra gift-soy milk. Unfortunately, time is not forgiving. Five years later, I was obviously ruthlessly Excluded her range of love.

"I'm so hungry." Little Lolita looked at Aunt Baozi tearfully, with a mournful face, "but I lost my money, wow, mom will scold me."

"Don't cry, don't cry." Aunt Baozi really showed her kindness, and she put a vegetable bun in a plastic bag for me, "Here, let's eat it."

"Auntie, you're so kind." The baby-sounding little Lolita looked at her with big eyes while holding the vegetable buns.

"Hey, whose child is so cute."

I left with the bun in my mouth and my pocket. Although it was not pure starch, it was better than nothing.Hunger is the natural enemy of all living things.Just like all lolita are the natural enemies of aunts.

The vegetable bun tastes good, it's a little cheating, eh.

I took the bus to Liang Rui's flower shop—I'm so glad that I don't need to pay the bus fare for my height of less than 1.2 meters—I was stunned as soon as I entered the door.

A young man in a T-shirt was talking to Liang Rui. From the profile, he was really a handsome guy - I hate handsome guys, standing together easily attracts the attention of the girls.

I blew the whistle: "Boss, isn't your charm limited to women?"

The man glanced at me coldly: "The quality of the employees in the H city branch has exceeded the lower limit of my ability to accept. Or, Liang Rui, have you already started to hire child labor because of your financial deficit?"

"..." Damn, I cursed in my heart, where did such a bad boy come from? !

Liang Rui smiled bitterly: "I have a hunch that there will be unrest here in the future."

Crazy Yang continued to gnaw on his pancake fried dough sticks, and what made people jealous was that there was still a bag of soy milk: "Are you cheating on eating and drinking again?"

I tugged at the hem of my skirt, made a ladylike gesture, and put on a disgusting smile: "Dad, you are always so joking."

With a puff, Crazy Yang sprayed out the soy milk in his mouth.

"Stinky boy, cough cough, if you continue like this, you will be a big disaster for City H sooner or later!" Crazy Yang wiped the corner of his mouth with a clean tablecloth, cursing, "Is it interesting to turn yourself into a little underage loli?"

I sat on the chair with my feet crossed and said casually: "People always have perverted desires."

Liang Rui stopped our unnecessary dispute: "Okay, okay, let me introduce a new member, Qin Que, a newly graduated member of the supernatural power team at the headquarters, whose ability is the embodiment of mind power. Because of the recent events in H city and surrounding areas The hunting behavior against extraterrestrial creatures, so the headquarters assigned Qin Que to come here, and it is estimated that he will practice for a year or two before going back."

Qin Que's gaze shifted from Crazy Yang's face to mine, and finally made a sound like a sneer.

What a guy who owes a lesson, most likely because he offended too many people at the headquarters and was left behind, I thought bitterly.

"Xiao Ji, you are partnering with Qin Que. You are an extraterrestrial creature, and you are also being hunted. Be careful." Liang Rui reminded me.

"Isn't Crazy Yang too?" I pointed at Crazy Yang unwillingly.

"If you can survive dozens of armed helicopters and continuous bombardment and machine gun fire, you can also travel around the world alone." Crazy Yang laughed stinkingly.

Liang Rui just smiled, but didn't say anything.

"Do you think I'd like to partner with an underage girl?" Qin Que glanced at me.

I sneered back at him: "A guy who doesn't even know the gender of his partner, is he trustworthy?"

Qin Que raised his eyebrows: "Transvestism?"

I shrugged and smiled smugly: "I'm just a practical lolicon."

Anthropomorphic beings have no gender, and maybe that's not such a bad thing.